I Shoot Porn: Look at your picture in the make-up artist’s chair after your Spunkmouth scene. Man, you look beat. Did my make-up artist massage away all your post-multi-cum shots-in-the-face stress?

Kaycee Dean: Yea! She’s got magic hands!! And (in an English accent) dirty pillows!

ISP: All that jizz in your eyes, burns, huh?

KD: Fuck yea it does! Plus the make up!!

ISP: Not an easy way to make your money, is it – having Faceblaster, Johnny Fender, and Lefty La Rue glue your eyes shut?

KD: I guess that’s just what to expect in this biz.

ISP: Did my make-up artist’s 36 DDD’s feel like soft, velvety pillows on the back of your head?

KD: Oh, God yea they did!

ISP: So, how old are you?

KD: 18. Just barely.

ISP: And even though you’re barely-legal, you aren’t a newbie to the sex business, are you?

KD: Nope. I’ve been a stripper and a model for sometime.

ISP: Barely-legal and stripping for “sometime”?

KD: Duh…fake ID! I learned how to make fake ID’s in Photoshop.

ISP: So you photoshopped an ID, went to a strip joint, and started to work?

KD: I went to Amateur Night, and at the time the winning prize was $250 and a job. Um, I won. And I could take the prize, or the job, or the prize and the job. I took it all!

ISP: An underaged stripper-turned-18-turned porno slut. I love it! What do you do in your spare time?

KD: Party. Party. Party. Partypartyparty. I love to party. I also like to work on my ’79 Camaro Z 28. I street race.

ISP: What’s your private sex life like?

KD: Very busy. That’s all I’m gonna say.

ISP: Gotta boyfriend?

KD: Nope.

ISP: We just got back from the Gloryhole …your feelings on it?

KD: Um, gggllorrrriousss! (laughs)

ISP: Well, next up is Blacks On Blondes. What’s going through your teen mind walking on to a set to work with a guy named Sledgehammer who has dick as big as a 40 ounce can of beer?

KD: It’s not that big. Don’t fucking tell me that.

ISP: Oh, yes it is.

KD: I’m nervous. Nervous as shit.

ISP: Well, maybe you should let my big-titted make-up goddess rub another out for you before the scene?

KD: Um, yea, I think that’s a good idea.