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The Legend of The Minion hasn’t really made its way out of Porn Valley, but someday his site will be up and he’ll be a household name across this fine Nation.
Lately I’ve been reflecting on the whores that were supplied to me courtesy of Chico Wang. It seems that my tiny, circumcised pecker entered most new gonzo chicks from 2004-2006. There are some I don’t even recall. However, one that sticks out the most is the one I did With De’bella.
She met me at a party a few days earlier that Chico Wang also attended. She asked to shoot for him and he volunteered my name to be the dick she was to milk. I was intrigued seeing as how she came into the business at the ripe old age of 50 and her daughter is Jewel Denyle (a whore I’ve always pulled my pudd to). Also, this was to be my last internet scene since I’ve clocked in at least 150 or so.
The setup: I am a talk show host interviewing De’Bella complete with an audience of the “who’s who” of porn: Will Powers, Brian Surewood, Haley Paige, and some others I can’t remember. I give a short monologue and she comes in. I ask her some questions (which escape my mind at the moment) but she was on her knees in a matter of seconds. However, what would a scene with The Minion be without some baked foods for abuse? She proceeded to stuff my ass with cupcakes for her to fish out with her early bird breakfast tongue.
We were going to fuck but apparently menopause hadn’t quite kicked in yet so we went for my cock to be in her mouth the entire time. Think about the following positions in your head as you eat dinner: I has on all fours as she ate frosting from my crack, I was on my back with my legs raised up as she dug for cupcake heaven in my ass. The entire time the audience howled in laughter since this was not something you’d see on Leno, Letterman, or Conan. Of course, several puns were used at the expense of those she knows.
It was now time for the pop shot and she gave me some wicked “me time” and then she received the goo in her mouth. It was a shining moment and I wish I had photos of the mayhem but it’s a scene that will live in infamy. She was a class act the entire time and sucks a mean dick.