Alexia Sky: I want a middle name. I want to be different. But they won’t let me do it…I want to be Alexia Malibu Sky.

I Shoot Porn: Hold on. I ask the questions. But continue. Why do you want to be Alexia Malibu Sky?

AS: I dunno.

ISP: Wait a second! Is that a hickey on your neck?!

AS: NO!

ISP: Yes it is!

AS: Um, yea. I got it from this girl I’m fighting with. She’s like a roommate and we’re fighting now.

ISP: Are you guys in love?

AS: No. It was just a one-night thing.

ISP: So you guys did dyke out, right?

AS: There was a guy involved. I think his name is Nick Manning. That’s his name, right? He looks like the guy from Beauty and the Beast…the guy at the end of the movie. Not the Beast…but the guy with the long hair.

ISP: I think they’re making fun of Nick Manning on the Howard Stern show. He screams real loud when he cums, and he says stupid things…is that him?

AS: I dunno.

ISP: But wait a second. So you guys had a three way?

AS: Yes.

ISP: Off camera, right?

AS: Yea. It’s funny. He walks around in a robe whenever he’s home, and when he wants sex, he just opens his robe, and then he drops it, and he’s just naked.

ISP: And then you fucked him?

AS: (Laughing hard) Yes! It’s so stupid that you’re writing this!

ISP: Was it any good?

AS: It was fun having a threesome.

ISP: Why are you and the girl fighting?

AS: Maybe it’s because we’ve been out here a month, staying in a hotel, stuck around each other…we’re just getting tired of each other. She’s just jealous, too. Cause she’s in love with Tommy Gun, and he flirted with me.

ISP: So how did you get the hickey?

AS: How do you think?

ISP: Well…was it a nice hickey? Or a sexed-up hickey? Or was she marking you??

AS: Pretty much I guess. I mean I have to look at the hickey every time I look in the mirror. So she marked me.

ISP: How’d you get into this biz?

AS: I was a dancer at Escapades in Fort Myers, FL. That’s how I met Persia. She used to be in porn, and I was like “I wanna try it” and the next thing you know I’m on a plane coming out to LA.

ISP: How many scenes have you shot so far?

AS: I dunno. Maybe 10 at the most.

ISP: Do you do anal?

AS: Fuck no! I don’t like that at all…even in my personal life. I hate it.

ISP: Are you slutty in your personal life?

AS: Yes. Look at my shorts! (She came to my studio in the shortest shorts I’ve ever seen a girl wear in public). I got kicked out of the mall back home by the security guards!! They said I wasn’t allowed to wear these anymore at the mall! See, when I go to the mall, I like attention. I get all sorts of attention when I wear these. Anyways, I was like “what’s going on?” cause every security guard in the mall was following me. I was worried they thought I stole something. One of the guards came up to me and said “next time you come to this mall wear longer shorts!!” I said yea, and he looked at my ass while I walked away.

ISP: That’s great. What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done?

AS: One time me and Persia met a cute guy. He was sleeping in his room, at Nick Manning’s house. Anyways we decided to rape him. He didn’t want to, cause he’s in the business, and he had a scene the next day, but we assured him he was dreaming and that everything was OK. And we raped him.

ISP: God I love you. Will you marry me?

AS: It was funny though, cause we just walked into his room, and he was sleeping, and me and Persia jumped his bones and fucked him.

ISP: God I love you. Will you marry me?

AS: (Laughs) He didn’t even nut. I was so pissed. He wouldn’t nut cause he had a scene the next day, and he had to save his nut for that. He still did us. Of course he wouldn’t do that. It was hot. I wanna do that again.

ISP: God I love you. Will you marry me?

AS: I mean imagine that he was really sleeping! I wanna rape a guy while he’s sleeping!

ISP: God I love you. Will you marry me?

AS: (Laughs harder) Do I have to answer that?

ISP: Yes. Right now.

AS: No comment!