IShootPorn: Hey! I remember you. I met you at Chico Wang’s porn house before XMas. You were hobblin’ then with a bad leg. What happened?

Alicia Alighatti: My horse jumped on top of me.

ISP: What kind of horse?

AA: American Warmblood. She’s 4 years old. Her name is Georgia.

ISP: Wow! A porn girl with a hobby!!

AA: Yea, I’ve been working with horses since I was 4 years old.

ISP: Kelly Kline is into horses, too.

AA: Yea, I know. We talked about that.

ISP: Don’t you have to jack a horse off to clean his dick?

AA: You don’t jack him off!

ISP: But don’t you kinda do that to clean it?

AA: Well, either you tranquilize him so he drops, then wipe it off, or you reach up into the sheath and pull out the smega.

ISP: Does smega smell like rotten bologna?

AA: No.

ISP: OK – enough of that. Last time I saw you, you weren’t a brace face. Now you are. What’s up?

AA: I got my braces on right before AVN’s. They’ll be on for nine months.

ISP: Those silly fuckers are gonna get you some work!

AA: Yep.

ISP: How long you been in the biz?

AA: Since last Thanksgiving.

ISP: First scene you did?

AA: Teens for Cash.

ISP: With Will Hanson! He’s a nice guy.

AA: Yea, I’ve shot all their sites – the lesbo stuff, the black guy one, there’s the teen one I mentioned, and a couple others I don’t remember.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?

AA: There’s so many! Um…oh. Chico asked me to cluck like a chicken for the Spring Chickens series. I had to walk around and cluck like a chicken, then I got fucked.

ISP: Funny, that sounds like the Chico I know. Almost every time I ask a porn girl this question, his name pops up.

AA: Um, yea. He was wasted.

ISP: As usual. I think right now Chico’s the only real genius in porn. He’s way smater than that arty-farty guy, Eon McKai.

AA: Yep.

ISP: You have anything you want to promote?

AA: My space!

ISP: Sweet! Um, you sure do suck a mean dick. I kinda know, cause you sucked mine for like 7 seconds at Chico’s house!

AA: Yea, I just won AVN’s “Best Oral On Film” and “Best Group Scene On Film” for Darkside.

ISP: Can I finish my BJ now? Puh-leaze?

AA: (laughs) Um, no. We have to go shoot!

We then get into the White Van and scurry off the The Gloryhole