NOTE: I just wrapped a scene for Eat Some Ass, and the two stars of the show, Roxy DeVille and Christian, walked up into my loft for a little post-scene chat. Then, I decided to turn it into an interview…and I asked Christian to help me with questions. He didn’t end up staying very long…
I Shoot Porn: Hey girl! I just shot you for Eat Some Ass! How do you feel about probing a man’s bunghole with your tongue? I mean is this something you do in your private life?
Roxy DeVille: Yes! I do it in my private life. I love my man’s bunghole.
ISP: Does your man’s bunghole ever taste like chicken?
RD: No, but I like it when it’s sweaty.
ISP: How did you find your way into porn?
RD: Surprise! Via stripping. I was so sick of talking to random, strip club johns, so I asked the bouncer if he knew anyone that shot porn. I mean we’re in Porn Valley, so someone’s gotta know where the porn’s being made.
ISP: Where did you strip?
RD: All over the Valley. The Gentleman’s Club, Crazy Girls, and The Candy Cat.
ISP: Don’t you think strippers are sharks? I mean total hustlers…way more than porn stars or escorts.
RD: I didn’t have the heart for it. That’s why I got out. I did it for years, but I just couldn’t take it anymore.
Christian: Tell him about your pets.
RD: I have two mutts. Betsy and Banzai. They’re a chihuahua and a Japanese Chin. I just call my Japanese Chin, Banzai, a little slope.
Christian: Do not put slope on your blog. Even I would be offended by that.
RD: I called a guy a shine once.
Christian: Was he black?
ISP: The greatest word for a black guy is “spook”.
Christian: Dude, I can’t stay for the rest of this. Speak for me, sir…I’m outta here.
[Christian leaves, but not before squeezing Roxy’s tits and saying “you’re my porno girlfriend!”]
RD: Please take “slope” and “shine” out of this. Please!
ISP: Why? I mean let’s be real. We’re not racists. Aren’t slang words like these part of living in America? Or any part of the world?! I mean the Poles are Europe’s whipping post. Everyone makes fun of them overseas. We don’t really believe blacks or Japanese or Poles are inferior. At least me and you don’t, right?
RD: Exactly!
ISP: So I’m keeping it all in. OK?
RD: That’s fine.
ISP: What was your sex life like before you got into porn?
RD: Much more adventurous. Porn has tamed me in ways I couldn’t even have imagined. For example, I’d have orgies and bring girls home from strip clubs and go crazy with other couples. Since I got in, now I’m phobic of disease, and I’ve gotten a lot of my crazies out. I’ve lived “the fantasy” for so long, that it’s no longer a fantasy…it’s just a job.
ISP: Your fans aren’t going to like that.
RD: I love sex! I love having sex on camera! I just no longer crave the extreme. I found what I like and what I don’t like…and I’m sticking to it.
ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?
RD: A director asked me, on film, how old I was when I lost my virginity, and I answered him, and he followed up with “What member of your family was it with?” And this wasn’t for Meatholes or anything like that.
ISP: That’s vile.
RD: Isn’t that rough? I just stared at him and was like, did you just really ask me that question? Do you know how rude that is?
ISP: Overall, how’s porn treated you?
RD: I’ve had a very fortunate career. You hear a lot of horror stories, and — knock on wood — I have not had one. I’ve worked with — and for — a lot of great people.
ISP: What’s in store for you after porn’s done?
RD: I want to own a beauty shop, or a dive bar. I can’t decide which. Either one would be a fun life.
ISP: I’d lean towards the dive bar. With live music.
RD: I lean towards dive bar with an incredible juke box and dart board and Beer-Pong Tournaments.
ISP: Name three singles on your juke box.
RD: Smoking Popes “Let’s Hear It for Love”. Ministry “Thieves”. And The Rolling Stones “Can’t You Hear Me Knocking.”
ISP: You actually blog on your myspace account, huh?
RD: I do! There’s a new one up.
ISP: Dude, it’s set to private.
RD: That’s crazy! I did not know that! I’ll take it off private right away! Hey, is there a Burger King around here? I really want some chicken tenders.
ISP: What’s your favorite McDonald’s meal?
RD: Cheeseburger Happy meal, no meat, BBQ sauce for the fries, and a Diet Coke. Cause Diet just takes better.
ISP: Does it taste as good as my jizz?
RD: Nothing tastes as good as your jizz.
