CC writes:

My name is CC. I’m a 5’2 strawberry blonde danish girl, aged 21 years (I was born january 1st 1987). I currently live in Copenhagen, Denmark working as a receptionist. I’ve always been very open-minded, outgoing and – let’s face it – plain old horny, when it comes to meeting and enjoying handsome, and especially well endowed guys. I started experimenting with sex at age 12-13, and had my first real sexual debut (lost my virginity) when I was 14. Since then I’ve been ‘around the block’ – I have dated lots of gorgeous and handsome guys, many of which really knowing how to treat a lady right, but I’ve also come accross some who turned out to be wimps, affraid of my sexuality, and the expectations I have when having sex.

Since I regularly enjoy watching porn, and – if I may say so – is quite a ‘hottie’ myself, the thought often has occured to me: Why not combine pleasure with business, and try being an adult model. Well know I’m taking the plunge !

I have attached some personal (softcore+hardcore) photos of me, so you can evaluate my looks and performance.

I would definately like to do hardcore, and preferably work with guys who has stamina, sense of humour, and most importantly large, hard cocks. If it’s possible I would prefer working with black guys.

My “sexual CV” looks as follows:
1998-99: First experiences with masturbation, oral sex (1 girl), and blowjobs (3-4 guys).
1991: First sexual intercourse. Tried missionary, 69.
1992-2004: Extended my sexual experience (appr. 50 guys). Tried anal, threesome (GGB and BBG), facials.
2005-present: Acknowledged my unusual sexual drive and started living according to that: Joined a swingers club, tried group sex/orgies, deep throating, DP, cum swallowing.

I really hope you will consider hiring me, as I am convinced I can make a great appearance in adult movies – acting naturally and living out my sexual dreams and desires 😉

hugs and kisses,
CC

PS: I’ve been thinking about a proper stage name for me – I think “Oral Winfrey” sounds nice and funny 😉

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CC —

My Lord. Good gracious. I just furiously masturbated to your sexual resume, and now, with goo running down my stomach, I’m quite ashamed of myself.

But that’s how it usually works, right?

Anyways — if these pics are really you, I’d say you got a pretty decent shot at making some dirty movies. I’ve also answered these types of e-mails in the past, meaning hot girls looking for work in Porno Land.

There’s a few things that caught my attention with your e-mail, though…and need to be addressed:

“I’ve always been very open-minded, outgoing and – let’s face it – plain old horny, when it comes to meeting and enjoying handsome, and especially well endowed guys.”

Your use of the word “handsome” has me a bit worried. Most of the dudes in porn — while being well-endowed — are far from being handsome. Some might just plain gross you out. I won’t mention any names here, except Dirty Harry, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Mike Hash, Suave XXX, Chris Charming, Tony T., Tone Capone, Ben English, James Bartholet, Joe Rock, Seth Dickens, Kevin Kline, Frank Wank, Dick Nasty, Rod Fontana, Scott Lyons, Dave Hardman, Brandon Iron, Juan Cuba, Mr. Pete, Steve Holmes, John Strong, Otto Bauer, Faceblaster, Regan Sentar, Mark Zane, Robbie James, Joel Lawrence, Trent Soleri, Dino Bravo, Jenner, Barry Scott, Donny Long, Johnny Thrust, Steven French, Rodney Moore…

Oh man, am I in trouble now or what?

Actually, a lot of the dudes on this list are good friends, and I’m not shit talking them at all. I’m just making a point — if you’re getting into the adult biz to fuck Brad Pitt-types, then don’t. Most are just average dudes with big dicks. As a new comer, you’ll have almost no say-so as to who you will fuck; you’ll simply be presented a job, and at that time you’ll have the opportunity to say yes…or no.

While the name “Oral Winfrey” is pretty funny, I’d advise against it, cause that would be a black girl’s name, right?

I might want to add you’re not applying for a position in a Fortune 500 company. Which is to say, while the sexual resume is cute, it certainly isn’t required. It made for good stroke fodder, but you’re about to embark in a career in which the sole criteria will be your looks…and trust me, you’re in.

Finally, your biggest stumbling block is gonna be the 2257 issue. If you want to come to America to star in dirty movies, you’ll need an American ID.

There’s some states that you’d have a pretty easy time getting an ID card. Do that, and then I’ll line you up for it all: Blacks On Blondes, Manojob, Gloryhole, The Dick Suckers…and more.

In the meantime, we’ll have to work on some of your skillz. I mean I can’t just shoot you, unless I know you can effectively pull off doggy style, cow girl, and spoons. I’ll also have to make sure your oral skillz are OK, too. I think your best bet here is to plan a weekend with me, and I’ll gladly help you with your skillz…to pay the billz.

Your pal — Billy

PS: Please, you silly motherfucking dudes, DO NOT E-MAIL ME ASKING FOR WORK.

Again, if you’re a dude, do not contact me. Instead, I’m going to do you a big favor: there’s a secret phone number — 818 – 709 – 4452 — and it’s a real number, and you can call it anytime.

It’s your big chance!

Now carry on.