Every once in a while I’ll blog about some girls I’ve shot, what sites I shot them for, what they did in their scene…and if anything happened on set you’d find amusing. Cause, after all, that’s the sole purpose of this blog.
To amuse my Dear & Loyal Readers.
Oh, one more thing: if my commentary doesn’t amuse you, maybe all the free porn I’m shelling out will. Just don’t say I never gave you nothin’.
Which, of course, is a triple negative.
AURORA SNOW : Blacks on Blondes – I think I told you this, but Aurora’s one of the last girls I pleasured myself to before jumping into this biz. That was in ’02, when she was a barely-legal. Now Aurora’s an eight-year Porno Veteran and as close as a bonafide porn star as it gets. Lately, the Blacks on Blondes members have been asking for more anal, so lots of cute white girls have been getting their colons invaded whilst at my studio. Aurora was no exception.
And she loved every minute of it.
MARINA MAYWOOD : The Dick Suckers – Take a quick gander at Marina with about 11 inches of man meat hanging out of her mouth! I shot Marina for a whole bunch of sites, cause I think she’s got a really unique look that isn’t “porn whore”, and it really isn’t “girl-next-store”. I’m not sure what you’d call it. Here’s some free Marina Maywood handjob movies and some free Marina Maywood gloryhole movies (when she was calling herself “Reggie Burnett”). Oh, these silly whores with their name changes!
TRICIA OAKS : Gloryhole – Tricia Oaks is a dirty girl. A very dirty girl. Which is to say she had absolutely no problem sucking and fucking a random black dude until he went spewey all over the place. Recently, we discovered a “champagne room” in the Valley with some holes drilled in the wall. It was a very hot tip, and it came from one of the strippers working there. Why so hot? Well…the nice thing about this “G Hole” is a lack of cops — as well as fat, snoopy, creepy dudes who should be minding their own business.
JACLYN CASE : Spunkmouth – Here’s a funny story, and, like all the stories I tell here, it’s true: I booked Jaclyn case for a BJ. Not just any blowjob, mind you…a Spunkmouth blow job. (Spunkmouth BJ’s are superlative to ordinary ones). Anyways, girls in the Jizz Biz usually get $300 to perform fellatio upon their male counterpart, but today was very special because our horse-cocked stud turned Jaclyn on so much she fucked him…and allowed us to roll tape while the fuck session went down. See, a lot of the girls in porn are True Sluts, which means they’ll do super slutty things like fuck a dude…when all they were hired to do was blow him.
VERONICA RAYNE : The Minion – I think I’ll let The Minion, my Loyal PA, take over for this particular entry: Veronica is a worthy porn slut. In fact, before the scene she brought over a bucket of chicken which scored points from the get go. Much like her tits these days, my stomach has also gained significant girth but that’s due to 99 cent burgers and not silicone implants. Veronica got to her knees faster than an irishman at a pay toilet. She slobbered all over my cock as if it gave out gold coins. I remember the load I slammed her with since I nearly turned her into the world’s largest pez dispenser!
ALIANA LOVE : JOMG – Aliana is a super hot piece of vanilla-chocolate ass, hence her name. Soft serve swirl. This was always my very favorite flavor over at Ye Olde Ice Cream Shoppe.
TRISTAN KINGSLEY : Ruth Blackwell – Wanna hear something funny? I don’t really remember much about this scene. I know that might sound weird to you, but often times I forget about shooting stuff almost the second the camera stops rolling. I don’t know what’s up with that. Maybe it’s some sort of way my mind deals with making smut for a living. I dunno. The weird thing is I remember the Tristan Kingsley handjob movies I made really, really well. I actually hired her again, Super Stunt Cock Ben English, to spray Miss Kingsley’s face full of baby batter. For Ruth Blackwell, I’m sure it went down like this: Miss Blackwell has always been on a mission; she turns innocent girls into Evil Black Cock Sluts. In today’s episode, Ruth drags Tristan into a very bad neighborhood where her friend, The Artist Currently Known as Hooks, works. Hooks is a painter. He paints girls’ faces.
Do I really need to continue?
ALINE : Eat Some Ass – Open wide, Aline. Time for your daily feeding of man ass.
CADENCE CALIBER : Donny’s Girls – I’d like to make Cadence Caliber my girlfriend. Really, I would. And for a number of reasons: 1) She’s a super slut, and from now on, all the wonderful women lucky enough to be invited into My World need to be slutty. 2) See #1. 3) See #2.
Cause there’s nothing better than a Sweet Number Two.
NIKKI ANNE : Manojob – Nikki Anne’s a mainstream model who needs work. This is true. She turned to adult modeling. This is true. She’s got a super sweet voice. This is true. She’s college educated. This is true. She jerks a cock like none other. Again, es la verdad. I’m gonna book her as much as I can…as long as she sticks around. Which I think she will. Cause (and I think anyone who knows this first hand will have my back here) Adult Modeling is way more fun than mainstream.
Just ask Nikki Anne.
