The first thing I asked Ashli Orion to do was walk through the filthy alley wearing almost nothing at all.

“What if the cops drive by and see us? What if they stop?”

I reminded Miss Orion — my new favorite porn whore — that she’s not naked. There’s nothing illegal about walking through an alley in your panties and a super slutty top. “Just don’t let your boobs hang out,” I said.

“I don’t have any,” she replied.

“If they ask us about the cameras, just tell them we’re making a YouTube movie.”

She asked, “Why?”

“Non-commerce,” The Minion said.

The Minion is my PA, but you know that already.

The Minion comes with me to all the “pick-ups” we shoot. A pick-up is Porn Talk for the first 3 minutes of the dirty movie you skip through. It sets up the action.

But you know that already, too.

I didn’t really worry about the cops driving by; I was worried about the homeless dudes who live at the end of the alley. You can’t see them in the picture, but I knew where they were. But I had The Minion in my corner, along with Ashli, so I wasn’t all that worried. Besides, The Minion has a helluva choke hold that he flexes from time to time at his night job bouncing drunks out of the bar.

Ashli strutted her shit up and down that alley, Whore Style.

Suddenly, I had an idea. “Hey hun, you know you’re eating some ass today.”

Ashli looked at me.

“That’s pretty filthy,” I reminded her…which was a stupid thing to say, cause we all know licking a butt hole is fairly dirty.

“Un huh,” she said.

“Um…how about you strut your stuff over to that dumpster and lick it a little bit?”

Ashli looked at me.

I looked at her.

She looked at the dumpster.

I looked at her.

She looked at me.

“That’s dirty,” she said.

“You’re a dirty girl,” I said. Then I smiled. “But it would kinda make my day if you licked the dumpster.”

“That’s all it would take to make your day?”

“I lead a simple life.”

“Let’s see how I feel when I get there,” she said.

She worked the concrete wall. She leaned up against it and hiked her perfect ass into the air. She turned, leaned her back against that wall, took a long look both ways, and opened her shirt. She played with her nipples. She took another long look both ways down that alley before she pulled her panties to the side and rubbed her pussy.

It was wet.

I could hear it.

She strutted back and forth and made her way to the dumpster.

I looked at The Minion, who was keeping an eye on everything…including Ashli’s show.

She made her way to the dumpster and started to work that, too. She leaned up against it, and showed her ass off to my camera some more. She spread her cheeks wide — those purple panties pulled to the side — and showed her butthole off. She turned and gave the camera a pussy show. She spoke into the camera and called herself all sorts of dirty, filthy names.

And then, on her way to lick some butthole, she made my day.