One of the things I’ve learned shooting porn is all the different fetishes that will make a dude launch his load. Before I got into this game, I was so naive. Well, maybe not totally naive, cause I’d walk into a dirty book store to rent some porn, and I knew there were sections for all the different kinds of porno that featured boy-girl sex, like interracial, gang bangs, and swallowing…and then, there was The Gay Section.

I always steered clear of the gay section, cause if I accidentally strolled into it, I’d worry some homo might try and hit on me, so I’d high tail it outta there ASAP — cause No Way Am I Gay.

I know what you’re thinking: uh huh…you “accidentally” got yourself into the gay section, Billy. Admit it. You’re such a fag.

No Way!

So I knew there was straight porn and gay porn, and in the Straight Porn World I knew there was gang bang porn, and barely-legal porn, and interracial porn, and stupid porn — stupid only cause it tried to be like a Real Movie, and I always thought to myself who the fuck wants to watch Jenna Jameson try to act and then blow some things up in the middle of the desert and try to act some more…in between taking loads to her face?

Not me…but some people do. And the more I’m in this game, the more I’ve learned about fetishes: jack off on her pantyhose; clown porn; stick a sound down his pee hole…then do the same to her; turn him into a human toilet; smack her hard and then choke her out!; turn him into an ashtray; watch her blow a horse; cuckold him; make her cry.

I have a friend named Steve Steele. He makes Superhero Porn, among other things. He also “hypnotizes” girls and gets them to do dirty, naughty things whilst under his “spell”; and, if that wasn’t enough for ya, he turns girls into bimbos (“Bimbofication”) by having them take a puff off his pipe…and not a crack pipe (or a pipe you smoke weed with) but a pipe like Hef smokes.

Once they take a puff from his pipe, consider them Bimbofied…and everyone knows you can talk a Bimbo into anything. But you already know this, cause you’ve sweet talked a few into sucking your dick, haven’t you?

Anyways, he’s Bimbofied Lexi Belle, (who was superb in her role as “Bonnie Bunnington”) as well as Natalie Norton.

As “Dr. Mesmer” he plays a “mind control marriage counselor” and “hypnotizes” a “terminally lazy wife” — India Summer.

I’m sure you’d like Dr. Mesmer to counsel your girl, huh?

Some of you might like the fact that you get to buy the movies one-at-a-time instead of making some sort of monthly commitment to his site.

So how ’bout you put some of that in your bong and smoke it?