Dane writes:

I find myself more and more dissapointed with porn lately, not because it’s not good at what it does, but because I want it to do other things. I want something between the insanity gonzo likes to push and the banal, boring “features” which to me are anything but sexy. I find myself wanting to see realistic scenarios featuring young looking stars wearing normal sexy clothes girls wear and talking like normal people, then fucking like crazy for my amusement.

I want a porn movie that looks and feels like it’s a real piece of sexy american life. A girl hanging with some guys, smoking up and drinking some beer, then ending up fucking a couple dudes, or making out with a girl. Skinny-dipping, flashing, truth or dare, sexy shit that happens and leads to sex all the damn time. Shit that actually happens, I’ve seen it, but most people never experience. As an older man with a wife who has moved into a different stage in his life I long to relive these sexy youthful moments, but no one is making porn that brings me back to those days… I usually find myself imaging these scenarios around a gonzo scene.

Is anyone making porn like this, yourself included? Naughty America is the closest I have seen, but even it falls way, way short of what I would like to see. I am tempted to make my own porn movie, but I have no idea where to start with that…

Help a guy relive his crazy days and see some hot porn.
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Hey Dane — one of the first things I learned making dirty movies is you can’t even come close to pleasing 10% of the porn viewers out there, let alone all of them. Just when you think you got a great BJ scene with a swallow, my members complain it wasn’t a facial.

Just like over at Blacks on Blondes …I’ll shoot a great gang bang, and then read on the boards some fan complaining about the lack of one-on-ones.

Your e-mail was almost exactly like Mr. POV’s pitch when he wanted us to build his site: he hated porno where dudes were more prominent than the girls; he loved Manojob and wanted his site to be like it cause the dudes keep their mouth’s shut and the girls talk to the viewer; he hated cheezy acting and dumb porno pick-ups.

Is this what you had in mind?

Or, more exactly, are you sure you want to define a “piece of sexy american life” like it’s Spring Break at Daytona Beach? Cause that’s really the only thing I could come up with when you say ” A girl hanging with some guys, smoking up and drinking some beer, then ending up fucking a couple dudes, or making out with a girl. Skinny-dipping, flashing, truth or dare, sexy shit that happens and leads to sex all the damn time.”

And I’m not sure that drinking and flashing leads up to sex all the time. At least not in my world. In fact, lately Billy Watson’s American Life is all about work, trying to catch a decent live show, maybe a movie, reading a good book, playing a record, and walking Maggie around Silverlake.

Oh, so American.

Oh, so sexy.