I Shoot Porn: You just sucked and fucked 9 well-hung African-Americans for a yet-to-be-named, top-secret site for the interracial porno geniuses who produce Blacks on Blondes. And this is only your 5th scene. How do you feel right now?

Melanie Monroe: I feel accomplished. (Laughs). My eyes are burning a bit, but it’s very pleasurable to get fucked while you’re sucking. My ass hurts, too. I think when I told them not to hit it hard, they thought I meant fucking, but I meant the spanking. The fucking could have been harder.

ISP: What did you do before porno? Cause you’re 32, so you’ve got a past.

MM: I was a retail manager for a clothing line.

ISP: What happened to that gig?

MM: I got tired of it, so I moved to Miami. I had a job waiting for me in Miami. It was a part-time job, but Miami turned me wild. It turned me out!

ISP: Explain.

MM: I met a lot of wild people. I went to a lot of crazy parties. I met some bikini models, and one of them talked me into being an extra on a porn set, and before you knew it I was in porn!

ISP: What was your first scene?

MM: MILF Hunter. It was great. I was really nervous at first. I didn’t even know what a “pick-up” was. We ended up at Home Depot, where he helped me load teak wood into the back of my car. I was nervous about the pick-up…the acting…but the fucking I had no problem with. I was ready for that.

ISP: Any preconceived notions about what happens on a porno set?

MM: I though there was a lot more fucking than there really is. I thought I was gonna be fucked fucked fucked. There’s a lot of breaks! And I didn’t realize there were so many pictures that needed to be taken. I had neck pain for two days after I show for Ass Parade…looking over my shoulder while they shot my ass.

ISP: How big is your ass?

MM: I have no idea. That’s a good question! It’s really big. It turns me on when I turn men on while I giggle it.

ISP: Do you giggle for strangers?

MM: In a club while I’m dancing, yea. I do a lot of simulated-sex while I dance. I’m a big tease!

ISP: What specifically is it about the act of teasing that pushes your button?

MM: I had a boyfriend for 12 years, and I was faithful. That’s all I could do. When I got tired of him it turned me on to tease his friends.

ISP: Ever rub one out while thinking about teasing his friends?

MM: Yea!

ISP: What do you want to take away from this crazy biz?

MM: I’m doing it cause it’s fun. It kinda turns me on, too. I don’t get much action in my real life, and now I get fucked every day.

ISP: You’re not the first girl who’s told me that. I think a lot of girls get to act out fantasies in a safe environment on a porn set.

MM: Yea, who else would do more than 2 guys and feel safe and have fun? In the normal world that would be scary. Plus, I don’t really date that much in my normal life. I don’t get much action. With this job, I get lots of action…and a paycheck! And I love the attention, too! I didn’t get that when I weighed 225. I lost 87 pounds five years ago.

ISP: How do you think you got to a Deuce and a Q?

MM: My boyfriend wasn’t around much, so, instead of cheating I was eating and touching myself.

ISP: What was the #1 item in your fridge back then?

MM: Pizza. I would order pizza 5 times a week. The whole pizza. I can’t even eat pizza now.

ISP: Would you have ever done BBW porn?

MM: Hell no!

ISP: So do you think that there’s any correlation to you getting fucked on film and your weight loss?

MM: Yea, it’s kinda like when a girl gets new tits. She gets a litttle wilder…she shows her boobs and flashes people. It’s like that for me now. I got a new body and now I get wilder and I don’t have any problem getting naked now!

ISP: So what’s in your fridge now?

MM: Fresh spinach. Grilled chicken. A big pack of bottled water. It looks like a garden in my fridge now.

ISP: And you say you’re not really dating much?

MM: No.

ISP: Wanna hand over your phone number?

MM: You’re the hottest porn director I’ve ever seen. You made me nervous when I first got here cause you’re good looking. You’re turning red, too.

ISP: I’ll make sure to add a couple hundred bucks to your check for that. I’m flattered.

MM: I was hoping you were male talent when I first met you today.

ISP: Um…I can be male talent.

MM: Would you create a new website so we can do it? We can be a couple and cruise the streets of LA picking up hot bitches. Then we’ll talk them into doing porn. That’ll be a great site.

ISP: I dunno. You think people will pay to see my smokin’ six incher?

MM: Yes…cause you’re so handsome. With your pretty eyes! I’m making you turn red! This is awesome.

ISP: Um…I’m speechless. I think we’re done. Oh…you gotta mySpace? Fans love that shit.

MM: I sure do.

ISP: So I got a shot with you is what you’re saying?

MM: You’ve got a girlfriend. How long have you had that problem?

ISP: Not so long that I can’t shake it.

MM: Call me when you get tired of her. When you’re ready to have fun! Just bring Maggie, too. Promise?

ISP: Um…I’m speechless. I think we’re done.