I came. I saw. I conquered.

Well, that’s a little dramatic. But in the last 12 days I’ve shot 22 scenes. And they’re all pretty damn good. Sure, I sound a bit stuck on myself…but what’s wrong with having a little self-confidence?

Let’s see – where do I start? Well, right out of the chute I nailed a killer Eat Some Ass scene with Angela Stone. (Only members of Spunkmouth get to Eat Some Ass). Angela cums so hard she squirts all over the bed multiple times…so much so I have to take the comforter to the dry cleaners the next day. And I caught it all on tape.

Two killer Blacks On Blondes scenes follow – one with Brooke, who might be one of the hottest girls in the game right now…and the other with Hillary Scott…another heet.

After a cancelled Eat Some Ass scene (due to a nasty staff infection on the female talent) it’s Lyla Lei for Eat Some Ass, Savannah Stern in a 3 on 1 gang bang for Blacks on Blondes, Sahara Knite and Tricia Davis for Eat Some Ass, and Czech sweetie Barbara Summer for a Glory Hole and then a Blacks On Blondes scene.

The only other girl who cancelled was Melissa Lauren – cause the male talent’s “dick was too big” and she didn’t want to fuck him. Still…2 cancelled out of 22. Awesome!

Did I mention Barbara Summer gaped her ass for my camera? Or that Sarhara Knite took a giant load in her face? Or that after Tricia Davis’s scene, I took her and BJ Cox out for dinner and got to hear their tales of woe?

It only gets better! I took a day away from the studio to shoot Sophia out on the beach in Malibu. Then it was back for some more ass eating and interracial sex. A few 12 hour days…a lot of 10 hour days…and one or two 8 hour days.

I shot Ruth Blackwell and Deja Dare and Mia Smiles and Sophie Dee and Elise and Lynn Pleasent.

There was ass sex and cum shots and bloody make-up sponges stuck in pussies. There were gloryhole blowjobs featuring brand new black male talent…and their dicks were jumbo-sized. I had a fight with an agent, and I almost got jumped in my parking lot. I met a new friend who’s a mainstream actor. I got to shoot one of LA Direct’s hottest girls – Estelle – before they fired her. I got to shoot Sindy Lange, who squirted maybe a dozen times during her scene; hence, she just about ruined the couch. I found a great Thai restaurant, saw “Roller Girl” (Heather Graham) in my favorite bookstore…and guess what? Come November 7, I do it all again.

For now, my studio’s empty.

I want to see my dog Maggie. I want to see my brother and my family. I don’t want to see anymore Porn Whores or Porn Agents or Male Talent. I want out of Los Angeles. I don’t want to see traffic, or gang bangers, or my cameras or lights or a porn set. No more model releases or 2257 bullshit. No more douches and enemas. No more cutting a zillion checks to everybody. No more restless nights in the studio. I just want to go home.

And sleep.