I love numbered lists. It’s a weird thing to love, too. I’ll admit it.
When I was a kid, I was obsessed with The Book of Lists. David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace have compiling all sorts of weird and not-weird-at-all lists since who knows when. I think they still do it.
There’s lists in there like “10 Words you can’t pronounce correctly”, “10 memorable books that never existed”, and “10 people not to invite to dinner”. I remember being a kid and thinking damn, people hate Nixon second only to Adolf Hitler.
Anyway, here’s the top ten girls that popped up in my web search stats. That is to say if a surfer typed a name into Google, or Yahoo, or whatever, and they landed at my blog, I can see it! So here they are, in reverse order, with some free pics and/or movies.
I know this is a repeating theme: I’ve done the same with the most popular girls on different sites I own…but oh well. This is the kind of fodder you get from a burnt-out blogger.
10) Jasmine Tame: I haven’t shot Jasime in a while, and I need to get her back to my studio. She’s an out-of-towner, so it’s not like she’s always around Los Angeles. But when she is on set, Jasmine Tame rocks. Here’s a funny aside to the free Jasmine Tame movies I just showed you — the dude was supposed to get jacked off into a bowl, and Jasmine was going to do some cum play…however, the dude was so excited by Jasmine the first load blew right over the bowl and directly into Jasmine’s pie hole.
9) Jayma Reed: Once upon a time a pervy old pornographer named Billy Watson met a fine young lady named Jayma Reed. One thing led to another, and soon they were holding hands. And saying nice things to each other. And going to fun places where the sun is warm and the pineapples are sweet. Then, who knows what happened…
8) Kaycee Dean: I just shot Miss Dean today! For Ruth Blackwell! She’s just as great as she was six months ago! For some reason I can’t keep my hands off her, either. It’s weird and pervy all at the same time. Oh, what a creep am I! Anyways, I love the Spunkmouth scene I shot with her. It was a load dump, and one of the dumpers took forever to dump, and Kaycee sat through the burning eye syndrome that is a porn girl’s nightmare while shooting a load dump scene. Which is to say cum in the eyes burns a whole lot. Just look at Miss Dean’s eyes by the end of this one. And who said porn money is easy money?
7) Nadia Synn: Nadia got into a car wreck not too long after her debut into the world of adult entertainment with Spunkmouth. It was a fairly serious accident, and she’s still recovering, and who knows if she’ll ever come back to the biz. She’s been caught a few times on camera since her accident by the fine folks at Amateur Allure as “Bailey”. I have no idea why Thomas insists on making up silly names for the girls he shoots. Call me crazy, but I think it’s called “A-Dog Syndrome”.
6) Kaci Starr: Miss Star rules just cause she’s a cherubic young porn star surrounded by anorexic young porn stars, and she doesn’t give a shit about it.
5) Spring Thomas: What can I say about Spring I haven’t said a million times before? Well — here’s something: before her site was started, and she got into black guys, she did a white guy. Here’s some free Spring Thomas movies of a rare non-interracial scene.
4) Serena Taylor: Serena is the Queen of “Now You See Me Now You Don’t” — and, as of now, she’s in hiding. Hopefully she’ll resurface sometime soon so I can make dirty movies with her once again. In the meantime, here’s some free Serena Taylor movies.
3) Barbie Cummings: Barbie’s a pal of mine. Whenever she’s in LA, we try to hang out. We eat dinner at our favorite restaurant, which, on any given day, changes up between the Cheesecake Factory and Fred 62. It’s during these times I especially enjoy embarrassing her in public, calling her silly names whenever I can, and singing made-up songs to her whenever possible. Her reactions to my corny behavior are always sweet and to the point: she loves calling me an “old pervert” and a “sick fuck”. Score extra special Barbie points with her dog Fifi, who likes leaving turds and piss in my studio whenver she can. Anyways, we had her working as a massage therapist for a while…you can see in the movies her specialty is The Happy Ending.
2) Riley Mason: I just shot Riley in an IR scene for Blacks On Blondes! We went to the Gloryhole, too! Riley’s at that point in her career where she’s doing black guys. It’s really an interesting way to manage a career as a porno gal: start with solo/girl-girl…then, when that work slows down, add boy-girl work to your resume…and when that slows down add anal…and when the work slows down again, start doing black dudes. I’m not saying this was Riley’s exact route, but you get the idea. Here’s some free Riley Mason movies of her jerking the biggest black dick you’re gonna see in a long time.
1) Bree Olson: It comes as no surprise that Bree’s topping the list. She’s hot, and she’s a total super slut, she loves sex, and she loves to do really naughty things in front of a camera. What else is left? Well, for me, it might be taking her up on the offer she recently posted on myspace — oh Bree! Please say you’re not teasing me!
