I get so many people asking me how exactly do you make money, Billy? that I thought I’d school you guys a bit on the inner-workings of the porn biz…at least as far as I can tell. I say “as far as I can tell” cause there’s certain things I don’t do…and never will: namely, SPAMMING. So I really can’t tell you about SPAMMING. I can’t tell you about DVD distribution, either, cause I’m an internet guy.

But I can tell you the online porn biz is based on two business models: one I’ll call the “Mary Kay” model, and the other the “LA Fitness” model.

I dunno much about Mary Kay. I dunno much about her cosmetics, but I sure see her pink cadillacs driving around town. And they’re being driven around by women who sell her stuff. Let’s call them “resellers”.

Porn sites have resellers, too. In fact, there’s a bunch of people out beating the bush for my site, Spunkmouth. And JOMG. Just like there’s resellers for Spring Thomas, and Blacks on Blondes, and all the other sites I shoot. The resellers point their “traffic” to our sites, and there’s some code in the URL that tells our credit card processors to give them a split of the sale.

Like when you see the pic of Riley Mason I took, and you click on it, and you go to my site…I even get my split!

Just like the folks who sell Mary Kay get their split of the make-up money, our resellers get a split of the porno bread. Isn’t this simple?

Now, on to the LA Fitness model. Ever join a health club? If so, you know they take your credit card, they give you unlimited access to their facilities, and every month your card gets charged. No matter what. Work out 100 hours a week, and you get hit for your monthly dues. Never work out, ever? You still get hit for your monthly dues. See, I told you this is simple!

Join Spunkmouth. Enjoy our site 100 hours a week. Join our site, look once, and never come back. We still get our monthly dues.

Here’s some common fallacies about my buisness:

1) Once you join a porn site, they charge your card forever, no matter what. You can never quit…unless you cancel your card.

False.

Once upon a time, this statement was, in fact, true. Lotsa scumbags out there recurring credit cards no matter what. Well, VISA put an end to all that bullshit. No more. In fact, the VISA regulations are tight in the porn biz. And since we can’t run a business without VISA, we’re kissing their ass all the time.

2) I joined for the trial period, and then I quit, but they charged my card anyway!

False.

Our scripts don’t make a mistake. Especially when time is concerned. I don’t care if you got an hour, a day, or a week trail period. You joined, you knew when you were gonna get charged, and you didn’t care…cause deep down inside, you knew you were gonna throw a fit anyway once your card was hit, and, hopefully, you’d get it all for free, anyway. And since the pornographers are “bad” and you’re “good”, then VISA will certainly believe you. And if they don’t, just yell. Really loud. And keep saying, over and over, the pornographers are evil! THEY’RE ALL EVIL!

3) Pornographers are evil and will do all sorts of things with my credit card. They’ll steal my identity, my credit card number, and who knows…since they’re so evil, they may even show up at my house and try to extort money from me.

False.

I know there’s lots of evil in the world, but don’t blame us, even though it’s the easiest thing to do. Oh, I’m sure there might be some people in porn that steal identities, but I bet you have – or know someone who has – an evil cousin, or an evil uncle…or sibling…that’s done the same thing. Most large adult sites are in it for the long run. We make our money peddling smut…not your personal info.

4) Porn sites are expensive.

False.

Let’s see…when I was buying stroke mags, in, like, 1983, they were 5 or 6 bucks a pop. And the stroke mags from Europe? With the nasty smut in them? They were like 20 or 30 bucks! And what did you really get? A bunch of shitty ads, a 7 or 8 page photo spread for each girl (and there were ususally 3 spreads) and a whole bunch of stories and bullshit no one ever read.

For 30 bucks today you get admission into just about any site I can think of, and there’s tons of movies and hundreds of pictures of TONS of girls! Look at the newest Spunkmouth update featuring Riley Mason: 280 pics in a hirez setting, 200 pics taken directly from the video, and 30 minutes of film showing Riley getting pounded by our big-dicked stud James Dean.

That’s a lot of value.

So next you’re on the cusp, and you’re dick is hard but you haven’t shot that load yet, cause, let’s face it, you’ve been whacking to free porn for soooo long you can’t bust to it anymore, give your favorite site a try.

Pretty soon, you’ll be addicted, and you’ll never be able to quit watching porn, and the evil pornographers will steal your soul.

That’s really what we want.

So here’s a pic of Riley Mason, to do exactly that…steal your soul.