Dr. F. writes:

We corresponded a bit sometime ago and I informed you of my deep appreciation for your racial sensitivity when it came to communicating online with individuals with less than favourable attitudes toward African American male performers. Furthermore sir, as a college professor of critical race studies I discussed you with my interest in doing some analysis of interracial porn an idea you seemed to pooh pooh which I understand as a worker in the industry maybe your perception of IR porn varies from those in academia who may see it evidence of some of the more intense racialized taboos and constructions existing anywhere onscreen. What I am interested in is in doing reception studies work of the audience for interracial porn by reviewing the the website fan commentary on varying sites you have worked with. I appreciate how eclectic your site is, how you use biting and acerbic satirical humor, and how you seek to inform your audience as a practitioner on life in the industry. There is no hint for me of a narcissistic look at me and what I get to do everyday in your writing. One thing I am curious about is the profile of the interracial porn consumer as white male older perhaps conservative with racist views, any proof to that presumption?

I am not just a researcher I am also a fan still just a kid from Detroit who uses big words.

Peace,

Dr. F
Assistant Professor of English, [name of institution removed by Billy] University
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Dr. F —

Oh, I miss my days as an educator. What a rewarding career! Funny thing is, right when I walked away from that job and started making dirty movies, often I’d lay in my bed at night and wonder look at me now…I went from enriching a young person’s life to aiding and abetting their ruin. Then, other nights I’d lay there and think ain’t autonomy grand?! Whether or not we’re making the biggest mistakes of our lives, we’re the ones making them, and that in of itself makes life worth living. And of course there’s times when I’d think fuckin’ porn rules and this is the greatest job ever.

Anyway, being an ex-English professor myself, let me mark up your e-mail with my virtual red pen and toss it back at you…not as an insult, either; I want to do this more as a simple exercise. An exercise for myself. I used to teach ENG 101 and 102 at the community college level, and, as I’ve already said, I miss it so.

So here goes: We corresponded a bit sometime ago, and I informed you of my deep appreciation of the way you communicated with racists, specifically those targeting African American male performers. Furthermore, as a college professor of critical race studies, I discussed my interest in analyzing interracial porn — an idea you pooh pooh’d. As a worker in the sex industry, maybe your perception of IR porn varies from others, who may see it as exploiting racial stereotypes. I want to study your audience by reviewing fan commentary on varying Dogfart sites. I appreciate how eclectic your site is, how you use biting and acerbic satirical humor, and how you seek to inform your audience as a practitioner of life in the industry. I am most curious about the IR porn fan: can you prove the typical member of Blacks on Blondes is a white, middle-aged bigot?

I was always a fan of the “less is more”, Charles Bukowski School of Writing…as opposed to the big words you like to use. Speaking of that, did I tell you guys I took the “Bukowski Tour” last month? I enjoyed it, too. I knew Buk’s haunts were close by, but I had no idea some where right around the corner! The rooming house he lived in with Jane (see Barfly with Mickey Rourke and Faye Dunaway), the fire station that served as the impetus to his big poem of the same name, his favorite liquor store, the post office he worked at, as well as the famous DeLongpre bungalow where a lot of the great work was written.

I digress.

Let me share some of the various member correspondances and let you draw your own conclusions. I may have shared some of these before, but after 1,000 (or so) blog posts, I really can’t recall. I didn’t edit anything; these are all presented verbatim. And remember — these come from the members area. These aren’t random e-mails that came from surfers hitting the Blacks on Blondes tour and bouncing after they hit the “send” button; these come from people who saw the site, pulled out their credit cards, joined, and filled out a form from within the members’ area…which makes for a highly qualitative sample.

But not necessarily quantitative, as there are lots and lots of e-mails filled with praise and other niceties, too.

So let’s have some fun! (And no, I’m not gonna correct these).

email2: MillionsOf@DeadNiggers.com
username: NiggerKiller
explain: Stupid monkeys. This repugnant zoophilic site and those contemptible whores with AIDS really make me puke. I have bashed one of those bitches yesterday, it was very funny and I have the project to create a site called nigger-loving-whores-bashed.com, and in a few years it will be dead-nigger-loving-whores.com I hope you will all die in horrible suffering,this is your destiny.
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realname: [deleted by Billy]
email: [deleted by Billy]
site: [deleted by Billy]
username: [deleted by Billy]
pass: [deleted by Billy]
explain: Why are there only niggers on your site, if you added more you may sell more, monkey dicks are no fun.
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email2: [deleted by Billy]
username: black is slave
pass: [deleted by Billy]
explain: you site is fuck,sin and you all will sick etc AIDS etc. You like animal?? your cock that you make proud will destroyuntil you have no power to
play sex. How will happen with you if you don’t finish it?? What God will done for You???? God Bless Us
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email2: [deleted by Billy]
username: [deleted by Billy]
explain: i go kill all black people on this site becouse you are destruin the white race this fuching unigres must death: sun of hitler
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email2: eatmyshit@yourarse.com
username: take your pick
pass: [deleted by Billy]
member: [deleted by Billy]
explain: there must be a real shortage of women for your monkeys because there are always more men than women in your shots. Get a job losers.
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realname: JOE MAMA
email: [deleted by Billy]
site: GloryHole.com
email2: [deleted by Billy]
username: [deleted by Billy]
pass: [deleted by Billy]
explain: WHY THE FUCK ONLY NIGGER DICKS ON YOUR SITE..WHO WANTS TO SEE A MONKEY GET HIS CRANK LICKED I KNOW MY WHITE ASS DOESNT, I GUESS WHOEVER RUNS THIS SITE IS A BIG PLANET OF THE APE, WHO WALKS AND SCRAPES HIS KNUCKLES ON THE GROUND..EITHER THAT OR A FAGGOT!!!
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email2: big white nigger fucker@msn.com
username: hell if i no who you are
pass: [deleted by Billy]
explain: you no good niggers, i had to fight for every piece of ass i ever wanted from a women.i resent watching you fucking a white petite female.because i never got a young petite white female and im white .why don,t you go home to afro if you don,t like it here.but what is there not to like,your getting good tight females pussee and all the love from a female you want.and money too and laughing at them meatheads who are buying this shit.them white whores your fucking are not real women,the the devils females .black devils.
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email2: [deleted by Billy]
username: N/A
pass: N/A
member: N/A
explain: LOOK YOU SORRY SACK OF ASSHOLES WHITE GIRLS WANT TO FUCK WHITE MEN AND WHITE MEN ONLY YOU LL BETTER STOP BRIBING WHITE GIRLS INTO FUCKING NIGGERS OOR I WILL HAVE UR WEB SITES VIDEOS THROWN OFF THE INTERNET PERMANENTLY AND YALL THROWN IN JAIL FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME TRUST ME TOOO I CAN DO IT TOO
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email2: KILLNIGGERS@KN.com
username: The ONlygoodnigger is a dead nigger
explain: Congrats Dogshit, you are now a Target of the NOOP It’s a shame to see such poentially good farm machinery go to waste. It’s not the fact that you’re fucking white chicks that has made you a target. It’s that you try to disrespect white men while you’re doing it. Last night after we saw your website we picked up some sorry nigger at a club,(one of our girfriends gladly lured him to us) and torturd him for hours before we killed him. We cut his “little” cock off and let him slowly bleed to death in a trashbarrel full of ice cubes. That nigger died because of you…..Fuck your little white whores, leave the shots at white men off the website or we’ll kill another one. One of you. Look before you leap, nigger We know where to find you all.. You’re dummer than we thought if you think we can’t find you. We are police, lawers, docters, IRS, FBI, and even CIA We’re not a bunch of redneck hicks if that’s what you think. Make no mistake You will all die. Piss a black man off and he’ll steal your hubcaps. Piss a whiteman off and he’ll kill your whole family.
Signed
The New Order Of Purity
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There’s just a few gems off the top o’ the heap, Dr. F. It’s funny, cause some people out there actually believe it’s the staff at Blacks on Blondes who whip these babies up. I’d show you some nice ones, but they’re no fun, and they really don’t support (or contradict) your thesis.

I’ll leave it at this — I think a lot of consumers feel guilty after using porn as their masturbatory aid, and sometimes they’re drunk, or stoned (or both), after a jerk session, and a lot of these e-mails are the result. And yes, I think a lot of the men who dig IR porn are middle-aged bigots.

But what do I really know — except Wilco is playing a whole bunch of shows next month, and they’re gonna be in my neighborhood, and I shall be there, front and center.