The Minion responds to Mia Bangg’s interview:
Billy, Mia’s a funny girl. I don’t smell. I shower before each scene in which I place my flaccid pecker in some whores mouth.
And if I did, she still blew me despite me “smelling”. Every whore has her price, hahahahaha.
Dude, when are we gonna do lunch? It’s a sight to see when I run wild on a buffet.
Your pal,
The Minion.
Dear Minion:
I believe you, my friend.
Lunch? Soon! I will bring my camera to the buffet, too.
And it’s on me.