I Shoot Porn: Let’s talk about young lesbian love.

Lucy Fire: OK.

ISP: When’s the first time you got with a girl?

LF: When I was 13. The girl was 22.

ISP: Um, go on.

LF: I lied and told her I was 18. She’d picked me up from high school when I was a freshman, and I’d tell her I was a senior…one year held back!

ISP: You really think she bought that?

LF: I really think she did! She’d be telling me like, “in three more years you’ll be 21 and I can take you to the bars!” and I’d be all “Um, yea!”

ISP: That’s great. OK. So you’re 13, and you’re about to fuck her. Where would you two usually do it?

LF: Well, we fucked all over the place. Since it’s two girls, we could go into the bathroom, or like a dressing room. There’s no restricted rooms, like “MALE” and “FEMALE” so we’d do it pretty much anywhere we could get away with it.

ISP: Such as…

LF: I used to work at Macy’s. I used to fuck her in the room where we kept the testers — cause I was a make-up artist — so we’d go up there and lay in between the shelves, on the floor. We’d just lay on the floor and fuck there. During Christmastime, one of the fragrances sent in a bunch of promo stuff, like teddy bears and Christmas pillows…and I took her up there during lunch break, cause all I wanted to do was give her a teddy bear, but we ended up fucking on the teddy bears, and later, during that day, I remember handing out teddy bears to shoppers with pussy juice all over them.

ISP: I have a boner.

LF: Wait til you hear this. This weekend with my current girlfriend…now, don’t image your “pretty fem girl” or lipstick lesbo. She’s a pretty stud.

ISP: A stud? How can a girl be a stud? You mean she’s a dyke?

LF: To me, a stud is a pretty girl that’s hot, with female features, but dresses like a guy. A dyke is more of a dude. They’re testosterone-takin’ pussy eaters. They’re manly. They look butch. When I see a naked stud, she still has female features.

ISP: Your girl now is a stud?

LF: She has sexy features! Anyways, she pulled out her strap-on and fucked the shit out of me. If she was a dude, I’d be making her do porn with me!!

ISP: How did you get into porn?

LF: A friend of mine knew Elena Rivera. I called her and she told me about it, and here I am now. But I’ve gone through my fair share of suitcase pimps and shady agents.

ISP: That’s so rough to hear. Want me to send a hit squad out after anyone?

LF: (Laughs). I’m sure there’s a couple people I can think of…

ISP: Does your family know you’re porno?

LF: Do you want a background on my family first?

ISP: Yea, I do.

LF: My dad’s a pastor. My mom’s a Pentecostal Christian Minister. I grew up going to church three days a week. I used to teach Sunday school. My parents were very strict. No Halloween. No shopping malls. No going out with friends without parental supervision, and my mom had to have chaperone’s names and numbers. No dates.

ISP: I now know the recipe for a porn whore: a generous amount of hard core religion added to a lack of parenting and/or being adopted. Lack of a dad, usually. Or mom. Or both. Add in growing up poor, and wah-lah! Porn Star! Or stripper. Or both.

LF: I’m a daddy’s girl. I’m close to him. He knows what I do, and we hang out. My mom’s nice to me, but porn’s just another thing she has on me. It seems to me like my mom’s always been jealous of my relationship with my dad.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing’s a director asked you to do?

LF: Make me spend the night at his house before the shoot…or else he wouldn’t shoot me.

ISP: Wanna say who it was?

LF: No. I’m not one to gossip.

ISP: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in your life?

LF: I had sex once on a display bed during store hours…dude nutted on the floor next to the bed. I used to sneak out of my house every night from age 13 and go sit in the parking lot of Wild Rivers Water Park in the OC and fuck my older girlfriend. I spent the night in a grave yard once and ended up being tricked into smoking a blunt laced with acid so the next thing I know everything’s moving…tombstones crawling towards me, little rocks and stones turning into goblins. It was bad. I beat that boy’s ass when I sobered up.

ISP: Do you feel exploited when you’re shooting a dirty movie?

LF: If I want to be taken advantage of I’ll let them. I don’t. Ever. I do what I do cause I want to do it.