From a recent GFY Post:
Do the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce: after 5 years of marriage, Paul shelled out about $49 million dollars. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (married men will be the first to admit that doesn’t happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay — not counting attorney’s fees and court costs.
Elliot Spitzer’s call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. As you’ll soon see, a bargain.
If McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million) .
Value-added benefits include a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round.
Is it just me, or is Kristen the better deal?
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To Which I Add:
My stockbroker pal always called whores a “value”, and, on some level, he’s right…right?
There’s also no price tag for true love…even when it goes awry…right…right!?
And besides, Paul will probably get it all back once they release Beatles music on iTunes and Rhapsody…right?
Right.