I Shoot Porn: Name, age, and where you’re from?

Rikki Love: I’m Rikki Love, I’m 23, and I’m originally from New Jersey…Bergen County.

ISP: Tell us a little about your childhood. What was your upbringing like?

RL: Actually, my parents are really religious. They’re Russian Orthodox, and they’re like Sunday School teachers and the choir director. But I stopped going to church when I was 12. I thought church was stupid. You can also tell them I’m an only child.

ISP: I think, if it wasn’t for over-zealous Christians freaking out about how their chidren behaved, there’d be no porn. Anyways…what did you want to be when you were 10 years old?

RL: Honestly…a porn star! This is a secret childhood dream of mine!

ISP: Were you watching porn at that age?

RL: Um…the TV in my room could pick up the Spice Channel, kinda fuzzy, so late at night I’d be watching fuzzy Spice Channel and thinking to myself, wow! I wanna be those people!

ISP: How far in school did you make it?

RL: I graduated college. Hold it, hold it. I’m over with college credits to graduate, but I need a science credit and Senior Seminar.

ISP: Did you go to Rutgers?

RL: No, but I partied there all the time!

ISP: Let’s back up a sec…what classes did you like in high school?

RL: Um, wow. I have to think back to high school? Science!

ISP: What ones did you hate?

RL: Math. Math and gym. But I did actually kinda like gym, cause I could check out all the naked girls.

ISP: In the high school showers?

RL: No, just changing into their gym clothes.

ISP: Ever bang a chick in high school?

RL: I made out with them…but I never fucked one. I think I made out with 5 girls by the time I graduated high school.

ISP: Were you promiscuous before porn?

RL: Yes! I know I banged 10 guys by the time I was 18, and you know what? By 22 it was over 30. I got into porn right before I turned 23, so I’m guessing maybe over 40 guys in my personal life. Way over 40, actually…plus there were chicks, too.

ISP: Any stories banging an authority figure?

RL: I fucked my college professor.

ISP: What did he teach?

RL: Psychology.

ISP: Figures.

RL: After I did him once, I took a bunch more classes from him. Once a semester. Fuck him. Give him a blow job. I’d let him finger me once in a while inside his car. I used to wear mini-skirts to his class with no panties and spread my legs.

ISP: Figures.

RL: During tests and stuff I’d walk up and bend over and say something like “I don’t understand this question!” and he’d just point to the right answer…or just tell me.

ISP: Figures.

RL: On my final exam essay I just wrote him an erotic story about what I’d do to him if I was giving him a BJ. Obviously that wasn’t the exam question.

ISP: Figures.

RL: So the next day I bumped into him, and he goes, “You got your essay 100% correct. You wrote the best essay ever!”

ISP: Figures.

RL: I earned A’s from him all the time.

ISP: Figures…um, OK! What’s the oldest guy you’ve ever been with?

RL: In my personal life? Cause I used to be a hooker in Nevada for a while. I worked at a brothel. So that doesn’t count, right?

ISP: Right.

RL: 53.

ISP: So I’ve got a shot.

RL: You do, yea!

ISP: Why do I have a shot at you?

RL: Um, hmmm. You’re a witty guy. I actually think you’re really funny. For me, it’s all about personality and, um, usually a trip to the bar helps. With a nice dinner!

ISP: Thank you. I really need that, cause lately I’ve been kinda down on Billy Watson. What could I buy you for dinner that would lead into your panties?

RL: Sushi.

ISP: How did you find your way into the biz, and how did you get your name?

RL: I found my agent through Craig’s List. Really, I always wanted to do porn…I just needed to find my way in. And it all kinda fell together. I got my name cause I used to fuck a girl whose real name was Rikki, and Scott (from Overboard) came up with my last name.

ISP: What was your first shoot like?

RL: I actually just hung out with him! I was really excited, and I put my all into it…so much I scratched his back until it bled. It was for Silver Cinema.

ISP: Suddenly, all this porn talk has me thirsty for booze and hungry for sushi. Wanna come along?

RL: Let’s go!