I flew home to do my part in making sure Barak Obama becomes our next Fearless Leader, and sometime that afternoon I got a call from The Minion — my PA — and he’s telling me he’s got a “surprise” for me waiting in my e-mail box. Well, not only was it this interview, but it appears The Minion has come out-of-pocket and shot a scene for the world’s greatest handjob site — Manojob.com!

His kindness leaves me speechless.

Now if I can just get him to stop negotiating for hundred dollar blow jobs.

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The Minion: Why isn’t Billy Watson interviewing you today?

Alice Bell: Um, he’s out of town right now, so it’s a surprise shoot for him.

TM: When did we set up your Manojob shoot?

AB: Two hours ago, he he.

TM: What did we talk about on the ride here?

AB: We spoke about how the shot is going to go. That this is a surprise shoot and what the pay would be. We also listened to the Howard Stern show.

TM: Do you remember what was on Stern?

AB: This hot girl was on the phone from Buffalo, and she went down on one of her hot female friends.

TM: Did that get you excited?

AB: To be honest, a little. But to be honest I get excited over little things.

TM: Did you get wet?

AB: I’m always wet so it doesn’t take much for me to get wet.

TM: How’d you get into porn?

AB: Through myspace. My agent sent me a message through it in March of this year. It’s been in the back of my mind. I came out here in October and did it. I needed the money.

TM: What did you do before porn?

AB: I was a leasing agent in Texas.

TM: What’s that?

AB: I leased out apartments. It was pretty hectic.

TM: What’s the craziest shit you do?

AB: I really haven’t done anything crazy. Before I got out here I slept with only 4 people. I’ve already done gangbangs, interracial, 3somes, and even made out privately with some girls.

TM: So porn has made you a cock hound?

AB: Yeah, hahaha!

TM: How did you get your name?

AB: One of my favorite movies is Alice in Wonderland. My favorite name is Alice and Bell was a last name that wasn’t taken.

TM: Are you voting tomorrow?

AB: No.

TM: Why not?

AB: I don’t have my voter’s registration card with me.

TM: Do you blow random dudes?

AB: Yeah, why not?

TM: Why do you do that?

AB: I’m young. I probably won’t have a chance to do this in 5 -10 years.

TM: Answer honestly, would u blow me off camera?

AB: I see this is strictly business.

TM: But you said you blow random guys!

AB: Random guys for money. That’s what’s porn’s all about right?

TM: How about $100?

AB: Done!

TM: I win!!