1) I shoot porn because I like the money.

2) I shoot porn because I like to look at naked girls.

3) I shoot porn because it’s a creative outlet.

4) I shoot porn because it’s the greatest mastubatory aid ever invented; hence, I’m helping the male species be monogamous.

5) I shoot porn because it can take an average couple’s stale, soggy sex life and breathes some life into it.

6) I shoot porn because even though I like to bitch about the girls, it’s fun to be around them (most of the time).

7) I shoot porn because it’s never boring.

8) I shoot porn because I don’t want to sell cars, or jewlery cleaner, or motor homes, or stocks, or bonds…anymore.

9) I shoot porn because I don’t want to teach….anymore.

10) I shoot porn because the male stars are kinda funny, in more ways than one. (And I mean this in a good way).