I Shoot Porn: So, you’ve been interviewed before…what’s some questions no one’s ever asked you before?
Riley Shy: You smoke weed?
ISP: No one’s ever asked you if you smoke weed?
RS: No! I see there’s a pipe by your bed.
ISP: Oh, yea. I smoke a little weed sometimes. I can’t sleep through the night much anymore. Kinda weird. A hit or two off a pipe and a glass of red wine and I sleep like I did when I was 16. Do you smoke?
RS: Yea, I have a cannabis card.
ISP: How did you get the card?
RS: I actually walked by a dispensary. It smelled really good, so I kinda looked in, and they ended up offering me a job. I laughed cause I really don’t need a job. But then he said if I worked there, I could get my weed 1/2 off.
ISP: So you took the job?
RS: I did! For about a week. But it conflicted with my shooting schedule, so I quit. But they liked me, so I still get the discount. It all worked out.
ISP: So you actually like your porno job?
RS: I love sex. I was extremely sexually adventurous before I got into porn. It wasn’t much of a change from my normal, day-to-day life…as far as sex was involved.
ISP: OK – can we talk about off-camera sex? Like, what’s the craziest thing you ever did off-camera?
RS: I had sex in the back of my parent’s car…while they were in it.
ISP: That’s hot. With a boy or a girl?
RS: With a boy. It was a long time ago. In a Dodge Durango. They’re really long, and we were in the back, and I was wearing a skirt, so it was easy. He hiked up my skirt, and I was really quiet, and the motions were really slow. I was really nervous, but we both came really fast cause we were so nervous.
ISP: And your parents had no clue?
RS: I wouldn’t be standing here if they had a clue.
ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?
RS: What’s dumb?
ISP: Well, a lot of girls mention Chico Wang. Not that he’s dumb…but he asks girls to do dumb stuff. Dumb but funny. Well, I think it’s funny.
RS: That’s funny! I was just thinking about him. I don’t remember what it was for, but he had me act like a chicken. I had to cluck and invert my body all retarded and then slide down a Slip n’ Slide naked.
ISP: That’s Chico. Would you cluck like a chicken right now for me? In my bedroom? While I pleasure myself?
RS: (laughs) I would love to!
ISP: Hey, really quick, before you cluck like a chicken…do you have a website?
RS: I have two! One’s softcore – LoveRileyShy.com – and a hardcore site – RileyShyXXX.com. They’re not ready yet, but they will be, soon.
ISP: Wow! That’s kinda cool and new. It’s hard enough to run one site, let alone two.
RS: As of now I’m running them…but I might hire a webmaster.
ISP: Can I fuck you for your hardcore site? I’m tested you know.
RS: (Laughs) You’ll have to call my agent.
How many pornstars have you asked for a fuck (before, during, or after an interview)? How many pornstars actually obliged?
I don’t ask them to fuck before, during, or after an interview…which means none of them oblige. I do ask sarcastic/silly questions like that — usually to end the interview — but they all know it’s not a real question.