In my business, the more you’re willing to do, the more jobs will come your way, and with jobs cometh income. Lots of income.

Adrianna Nicole pretty much does it all: solo, girl-girl, boy-girl, anal, group sex, interracial, as well as fetish work.

Adrianna rules. Is it cause she loves Sushi so much? Or cause she turned me on to this salmon-roll thingy the other night I can’t name right now, but whatever this thingy was called had a whole Yin and Yang thing happening with hot and cold? Cause she showed me where to buy those lovable stuffed toys Pee and Poo? Cause her Chihuahua, Iggy, is Bad to the Motherfucking Bone? Cause she lives across the hall from Nina Hartley? Cause Lorelei Lee is in love with her? Or cause she’s often seen with Gia Paloma harassing IKEA customers?

No no no.

It’s because she let me take this picture before her anal scene we shot for Blacks On Blondes. You know pictures like these aren’t the stuff you get to see on any of those silly DVD’s you rent at the Dirty Book Store. Look at her – squatting on her bright red dildo that’s stuck directly into her pooper, only to pull it out a few seconds later for An Inspection of Brown. And what if there’s even a hint of that awful color? Well then it’s time for another enema!

Many of you know sticking anything up your butt can get a little Brown from time to time, and in order to prevent Brown from happening on set, Veteran Anal Whores like Adrianna take all the usual precautionary measures to halt any and all Brown: no eating at least 12 hours before an anal scene, followed with Imodium AD a few hours prior to call time, and then enema, enema, enema!

Ever bang your girl in the booty? I bet your dick looked like a Fudgescicle when you pulled it out, huh? And suddenly the smell of ass pervaded the room, right?

Come on – you know it did.

I know cause when I used to bang my ex in the booty the few times we made crazy butt love, sure nuff – Brown. And she’d get all embarrassed, and of course I’d play it off like it was no big deal, until I got out of the bedroom, then I’d sprint as fast as I could directly into the shower to hose it all off – gagging the whole way there.

One time Brian Pumper admitted to everyone on set he often walks into a bathroom after a girl drops a deuce simply to beat off to Her Smell of Brown. If you know Brian, this makes perfect sense. If you only know Pumper from his movies, you probably don’t know his affection for smelling shit…and if you have no clue who Brian Pumper is, then Ignorance is Bliss.

That’s right, I’ve repeatedly said Brown throughout today’s entry, and capitalized it as well.

And neither Adrianna nor Lorelei experienced anything in the way of Brown the day we all worked together. I just wish Lorelei would have let me take a picture of her Prepping For The Brown – but she’s modest and meek and blushes most of the time and sometimes squeaks just like a little, little girl.

But I’ll blog about that later.