1. Mouthwash
2. Soft Drinks
3. Lysol wipes
4. Prescription drugs
5. Fancy bottled water
6. A pack o’ smokes
7. Thirty thousand cash. Or its equivalent.
8. Bedhead After Party Hair Cream
9. Lotsa Lube
10. Ikea’s “Magiker” coffee table
11. Skin Bronzer
12. A lone ring
13. A hit TV show
14. A fire place (in which, during particularly long binges, you forget to open the damper).
15. A large suitcase chock full o’ blow (not pictured).
You’re forgetting to list that lovely flower vase in the foreground.
And the little red coke straw that rolled under the table.
that Zebra slide gives out free hernias.
YOU FORGOT A CELL PHONE TO CALL TMZ TO TELL THEM YOU WANT TO TELL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
OR YOUR LAWYER
A photo suitable for framing.
Sheen is one fucked up motherfucker
Charlie Sheen is doing what we wish we could. Billy; post on more on XPT and pronto.
Not exactly turningblue. You all are forgetting one thing, he most likely had to pay to be with those porn stars.
That place looks disgusting. Like the carpet hasn’t been vacuumed in years.
The 30 grand I spent on my Hyundai is money much better spent. It’ll last me years.
Good point, Kev.
Mark G, your comments are always such a downer 🙁 Go find another blog to haunt with your bullshit.
Sorry you feel that way Beulah. I suppose you could argue (in my case) that $30k would be best invested, but you can’t enjoy it that way.
Don’t forget the STD test results!
http://www.freeones.com/html/k_links/Kacey_Jordan/
311 Links featuring this little slut Kacey Jordan!
Wow – $30,000 ? I guess I won’t be having any of these parties any time soon!