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Nicole Parks

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Here's Nicole!

For a day or two, I had a little thing for Nicole Parks. Little. And even though it was little, I have no idea why I had it. I really don’t.

I mean she’s cute, sure…but there’s hotter working the game. Way hotter.

And her silly tattoo is just that: silly.

So, what’s up? Why in the world would I have a thing for her, even if it was just a fleeting thing? (Which it was).

Well, personality goes a long way. We all know that. In fact, looking back on it now, that’s it.

The first time I shot her was in the hole. “The Hole” is my new slang for the Gloryhole.

I invented that slang: the hole. Don’t go taking credit for it, ok?

Anyway, I really don’t even remember much of the shoot. Here’s the Nicole Parks Gloryhole scene. It’ll give ya a little taste of how the shoot turned out. I think it went fine. In fact, looking at these movies again, it turned out better than fine. I think I dragged her pal Sally Rodeo out there, too.

Sally Rodeo. Now there’s a name only the hard-core porn aficionado would recognize.

After I shot her in the hole, it was on to Spunkmouth. A fun scene, cause she worked with my pal Spoonie and this cat named Christian. I think Christian has developed a bit of a following now.

I think.

Here’s the Nicole Parks Spunkmouth scene, and the cheezy porno scenario we came up with: Nicole was in the “que” to get in this hot night club, and if she sucked and fucked Spoonie and his bouncer pal Christian, then her and her girlfriends would bypass the line and waltz right in to the joint.

In reality, this is not a cheezy porno scenario; I know for a fact this sort of cheez has happened in nightclubs all over the place.

After Spunkmouth, it was on to JOMG. Gawd did my male talent drench her in jizz. It’s an almost super-human feat, surpassed only by Peter North and his mighty wad.

Everytime I booked Nicole, she showed up on time, in a great mood, and ready to work. We even struck up a friendship, as far as “friendships” go in this business. In fact, she even asked me about helping her start her own site. We talked about a business meeting or two, and, of course, nothing ever materialized.

Not long after we worked together on the JOMG shoot, I heard she quit the biz and went back to school.

And I never heard from her again.

Super Fun E-mails

Super fun e-mails.

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it's magick

J. writes:

My name is J., I’m 21 years old. I was born on 2/11/84 and I live in Santa Maria, CA. I’m looking to give the porn star actor job a try. I recently found out that I can have some really good sex. I am eager to give chicks oral pleasure first before anything and I can go for relatively long periods of time without cumming. I can do 2 movements while using my dick. I can do in and out and stirring around at different speeds. I’m willing to do just about anything with some chicks. I can really use the money. I’m sick of being dependant on my damn parents. I’m about to learn more about things like sex magick and tantra. I have an instructional video on it. I think that it would be awsome to do sex magick/tantra like porno.

Why is it that every single dude that e-mails me wanting to be a porn star never mentions the size of their fucking dick?

Hey, J! And the other 15 or 20 guys that have sent me their resumes…I don’t care about how much you like sex. I don’t care about your moves, your parents, your financial situation. I don’t care about magick or tantra.

2 movements while using your dick?

Anyway, I just need to know two things: are you 18? Are you packing 8 inches or more?

That’s it. Nothing else matters.

Now, when you measure your weiner, please go from the base to the head. Don’t start at your asshole, or the base of your sac. Certainly don’t start at mid-thigh.

The base to the head.

8 inches or more.

Then, be able to get yourself to LA, and be ready to fuck brand new, super hot pussy in front of strangers, and no cumming until you’re told to…which will be 20 – 25 minutes after being in the new, fresh pussy and fucking it hard. This, of course, after you get your AIM test.

Finally, if I know anyone that wants to do magic-trick porno, I’ll forward them to you. I assume that’s like pulling a rabbit out of a hat while you’re blasting a girl in the face with your spooge?

Thank you.

Your pal, Billy.

stories from porno land (some amusing, some not)

My Lazy Ways

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Kat

I’ve been slacking here, and that’s no good – cause I’ve got readers, damnit, and I owe ya something, right? I mean you’re coming back – I can see that in the traffic stats – and that’s not gonna last forever, especially at one silly post a week.

I mean I could just post some nudie pics and leave it at that, but it would be too easy. So I guess I’ll just go over my last 2 days shooting Spring Thomas content. You guys seem to like porno stories, especially when they’re true…and all the stories I tell here are true.

Wait! What that fuck am I thinking? I spent 2 days in Vegas last week, for the AVN’s and Internext Conventions! And of course I left my camera at home, and it’s got all my Vegas pics on it…so maybe I should just talk that up tonight.

It’s 9.12 pm, and I’m in Los Angeles, and I just dropped Spring off at the airport for her journey back home. And I’m rambling.

And that’s OK, right?

Vegas. Kat. Chico Wang. The Venetian. Sophia. My pals.

Kat’s wasted, and she’s 19 or 20, and Chico’s greasing the bar maid $100 so Kat can hang with us. There’s a cheezy Vegas cover band playing Journey (I think) and Kat’s all over the dance floor. Her short skirt is hiked up over her ass, and the people in the place have no idea what to think. No one really recognizes her as a porno girl, but there she is, acting like one, doing this stripper routine in front of The Toms, The Dicks, and The Harrys…with their wives sitting next to them, and they’re from Iowa, and Kansas, and places like that, and they’re digging every second of Kat’s dance.

Well, some of them are. The men certainly are. Some of the women are pissed, and they don’t like it one bit that their man actually likes Kat’s drunken girlie show.

Ain’t that the way it goes?

Kat.

Chico Wang. Paying another $100 for a bottle of beer so he doesn’t have to wait in line. Then, it’s 10 shots of Jager – one for everyone at our table. James Dean shows up. He’s got 2 more porno chicks in tow – and they’re both underage, too. So is James, for that matter.

Sophia decides it’s her job to care for Kat, who’s now obliterated. Kat’s on stage, falling into the drum kit, and security is called – although the security dude backs off when the entire place boos his attempt to remove Kat from the stage.

Sophia escorts her out as Chico pleads with Sophy that all is OK, and Kat’s OK, and please stay.

She doesn’t; Sophia drags Kat out of that place and to the escalator. In her old days, Sophia would have partied us all under the table. She’s wiser now, and that’s a good thing.

I want to book Kat for everything I shoot. I don’t care. I’m booking her.

Chico Wang. Now he’s chasing Riley Mason around the casino, and Riley’s having no part in Chico’s reindeer games. Some of Riley’s handlers seem agitated, so me and my bro get Chico’s back…just in case.

Then, out of nowhere, security’s called, and Chico’s being escorted out.

Enough of that! Let’s see. Saturday I shoot Haley Scott for Blacks On Blondes. I think I’ll jump in the car and drive her to the gloryhole, too. Why not?

Sunday there’s this newcomer named Cheyenne Hunter flying out from wherever to try out Porno Land. Should be interesting. Let’s see how she fares in the gloryhole. That should be really interesting. I think I’ll team up Max Black and Rico Strong with her and give it a whorl, too…if she makes it out of the gloryhole in one piece.

Did I mention Bruce Springsteen’s Sirius channel is blasting right now? He got his own channel, and I haven’t listened to The Boss since 8th grade, which, for me, was 1977. Maybe ’78. I think it was right when Darkness on The Edge of Town came out.

As we motored down the 5, Spring Thomas asked me to please turn to channel 50 – the “Jamz” station – and I obliged her…cause I knew the airport was only minutes away.

The Boss? 24 hours a day?! What’s up with that? And why the fuck am I listening?!

Here's the Skinny on Your Favorite Star, stories from porno land (some amusing, some not), Whatever Happened to Her?

Pornstar Elise – rapist?

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Elise

I shot Elise in late October last year for Blacks on Blondes. A sweet girl, really – for the amount of time I got to know her…which was about the 2 hours or so we worked together. I booked her with Jason Brown, and it was a pretty solid scene. I chose a typical cheezy porno storyline, but you know that’s the way I work.

For some reason it really turns people on – or infuriates them – when I have my black male talent make out with the white girls while they’re fucking. Which has its own term now: GFE. “Girl Friend Experience”.

This term doesn’t just apply to the interracial genre. GFE comes from any john who requests it from the whore he hired. I think the whores made up the term; after all, they’re usually smarter.

Anyway, I had Elise give Jason the GFE treatment – without a word of dialogue. I just start out shooting a hot and heavy make-out session that goes all the way. And then, after the scene was all done, she had to push Jason out the door cause her “real” boyfriend was coming over. Like I said, typical cheezy porno. But hey, it works. And the members love it.

The other day my pal Noah sends me this. He had no idea I had shot her, but since it was porno news making The Smoking Gun, he sent it.

Of course I’m going to blog this – but what angle am I going to take? I’ve decided against the whole “porn girls are dumber than a box of rocks” angle. Also a big fat no to “these girls are so fucked up that they stoop to this”…

Cause really, what did she do? Sure, the cops can write up a sensational storyline to vilify someone. That’s easy. They hit her with “California woman bedded 15-year-old, plied him with drugs”. Which might be true.

Don’t get me wrong, either. Elise fucked up. She needs to get punished, that’s true.

It’s also true 15 year olds have no problem scoring weed, E, and speed; they don’t have to go much further than the school cafeteria. Plying him with drugs in this case is a silly thing to say. In addition, what 15 year old dude wouldn’t bang any good looking older woman? Show me one that won’t and I’ll show you a future fag. When it’s an older woman banging a younger dude, what kind of emotional trauma is being levied on the 15 year old? And isn’t it that emotional distress that plays a large factor in how society bases its punishments?

Now our 15 year old is wearing a badge of honor among his peers. His pals are high-fiving him – and each other – over how he hauled ass across state lines, partying his ass off with a “porn star”. He’ll go to his grave telling his tale over a round at the local pub.

Meanwhile, poor Elise is in a lot of trouble. If she’s lucky, she might get off with probation and/or minimal jail time (and a very big lawyer’s bill). If she can’t afford a good attorney, she might end up in a shit can until 2016.

And won’t that make the world a safer place?

Elise

(Mug shots coutesy of the Kiowa County Sheriff’s Department).

Nothing To Do With Porn

Looking to ’06

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I won’t go as far as saying I hate New Year’s, but I’ve only had fun a few times. Once was in ’84, at the Blue Beat in Newport Beach, CA. This cat named Nick Pyzow performed, and I was a complete mess, and I met a girl named Jennifer and made out on the beach.

I think I had fun a few times in Las Vegas, too, when my gambler friend would get us in to the parties some of the casinos threw…in which super bad acts like The Pointer Sisters or the New Blues Brothers performed.

There were a few years when I was a bar room bouncer and worked New Year’s. I actually had fun working, cause on New Year’s everyone pretty much loved everyone else – even their enemies – and the night would end up going well.

I was going to try and tie in a porno story today. Or maybe throw up a few nudie pics for ya. But I’ll just wait till next year to start in with all that…which will be Monday, as in 2 days from now.

Until then, have a Happy New Year. I can almost bet yours will be more fun than mine…

The First Time I Met Her

Taryn Thomas, Part 1

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Here's Britt!

OK, I admit it. Every once in a while, I’ll jump in and POV a scene. I haven’t done it a lot, but that really doesn’t matter. Once you do it, you do it. My ex thinks I’m crazy for having my dick “all over the net”…and I retort with “but the only person who knows that is you – and whoever I choose to tell.” She doesn’t say anything after that. Oh well.

Sometimes it’s a POV by plan, and sometimes it just happens.

When I booked Britt, it just happened.

Britt was brand new, really hadn’t done anything to speak of, and her (then) agent assured me that if I hired her, she’d put on a good scene. He promised she was cute, too, so I went ahead and booked her without seeing her picture. (note: if you ever plan to make pornos, don’t ever do this. it’s really a bad idea).

Her agent also arranged for male talent.

Everyone shows up, and I’m very pleased with Britt. She’s cute and has a great personality. Male talent, however, is a bit of a let down. Mainly cause he was hung like a cocktail weiner. Now I’m not one to brag – but damn. Dude was seriously packing about 4 inches. Maybe 5. Thing was, I couldn’t tell – cause he couldn’t get it up.

After about 15 minutes of nothing, I call Dude out to the front room and tell him I think it’s time to call it a day. He agrees. And then he follows up with “she doesn’t know how to suck dick, bro. Trust me.”

Men’s egos are fragile things. We all know this. I’ve had male talent get wood problems in the past, and I’m always understanding. Suckin’ and fuckin’ with a camera on ain’t like makin’ love in your bedroom; if you’ve read my blog at all, you’d know I’ve said this more than once. So I patted Dude on the back, told him “no sweat”, and sent him home.

My turn.

Do I need to tell you Britt sucked a mean dick? That she gave me 100% in the scene, and took the load without a problem? Do I need to tell you not too long after that scene, Britt moved to Los Angeles, got herself a new agent, and started calling herself Taryn Thomas?

And when she came back, I booked her for Spunkmouth?

Oh sure, I could walk around now and tell people I shot Taryn Thomas way back when, and she sucked my dick, and blah blah blah blah blah. Instead I’ll just keep it to myself…and now, you guys.

And I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed for her in Vegas next month, when they announce the winner of Best New Starlet for ’05. I don’t think I need to tell you who my money’s on…

Help Wanted

Wanted: Sissy Boy Cuckold

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Cuckold
Sissy Boy Cuckolds wanted for some of the largest internet websites, including Blacks on Blondes, Spring Thomas, and some ones that I can’t name right now. Same day pay of $15.00. You must have a small penis (5 inches or less) and allow yourself to be humiliated for duration of project (approximately 2 hours). Huge bonus points for good attitudes throughout. Humiliations may or may not include: intense verbal abuse from both female and male talent; some physical discomfort which may or may not include some or all of the following: ice on balls, intensely cold showers, physical penis and/or testicle abuse; orally pleasing the female talent after one (or more) black men have ejaculated in her vagina. You may wear a mask or reveal your identity…I really don’t care either way. Married couples a big plus! AIM test less than 30 days required. No guarantees you will be allowed to ejaculate, unless the female talent feels you’ve earned that right. If she does, it certainly won’t be anywhere except on yourself, in which you may be required to eat it. Creeps and mental cases need NOT apply. Background checks may be required. Must be in the Southern California area – or able to get yourself there. Serious replies only. Don’t waste my fucking time with bullshit beat off e-mails telling me your inner-most sexual perversions; those will be immediately deleted and not read (unless they’re really good…then they’ll be published here).

Finally, please DO NOT CONTACT ME ABOUT BEING a cuckold! I make this request in August of 2022; I wrote this post years ago.

So please, really, don’t hit me up. Job’s off the table. If you are serious, go join FetLife and make your account and good luck!

Super Fun E-mails

Super fun e-mails.

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The Mansion

Ron Jeremy writes:

Hi Bill,

No im not the real ron jeremy. I did come across your site the other day and I find it a fascinating read as it offers a glimpse into the inner workings of internet porn. Here are questions/issues I would love to get you to blog on in no real order:

The Blacks – The ones I see in the videos are hardcore scary looking bastards. How do you recruit them? Do you say, “Hey Byron Long, grab a bunch of your homies and bring them over”? This leads me to the question of what kind of shit you have to put up with? Do they fight amongst each other? That mansion looks sweet, do they know how to get their themselves? Do you worry about having guns pulled on you? Do neighbors freak out when they see a pack of crazy negroes in the neighborhood? Whats the craziest thing thats ever happened? Do they bring HIV tests when they show up? They look as if they would steal just about anything not bolted down in the house! Particularly scary is the one with a tattoo of a glock. How much do they typically get paid? I would assume that you guys pack heat.

The Girls – How many of them breakdown after a scene where they are pounded by the negroes? Whats the biggest freak out you’ve seen? Do you console/comfort them at all or just give them their money and send them on their way? How much do they typically get paid for a group scene? Spring Thomas amazes me, so hot, so normal looking yet she does the unspeakable on video. I know you say she is sweet but lets face it, a girl has got to be wacked in the head to do that kinda stuff. Does she save her money? Does she do lots of drugs other than weed?

The Money – How did you get into it? Do you also do the web programming, if not who does? The mansion is rented i take it? Dogfart looks like an older dude, was this his original idea and he bankrolled it? Do you guys make sick money? Do you spend it all or save?

Hi Ron!

Without naming names (in most instances) I’ll go ahead and answer your questions, in order. And remember, just like all my blog entries go, no bullshit here, brother!

The blacks: Most of the African-American Gentlemen I hire for my boss at Blacks On Blondes are indeed scary guys. Some are not. Some are self-proclaimed “penitentiary niggers” and some are college educated guys. All of them know their way to the mansion. And like any workplace, there’s good days and there’s bad days. Sometimes we laugh and have fun. Sometimes there’s death threats. Like I said…just like any other workplace, right?

Most of the talent I book is through referrals or talent agencies. The only really bad expericences I’ve had with black guys are the ones I’ve yet to work with. I could spin a tale of woe or two right now, but let’s just say I’ve called 911 a few times. I think I’m going to buy me a taser gun, too. I’ve posted the rates I pay my talent a few times here…just do a search and check it out. And all talent – from cute little teenie-boppers who just turned 18 to Mr. Wesley Pipes (the particulary scary guy you mentioned with the gun tattooed to his stomach) all have clean STD tests.

The girls: Let’s face it, Ron. It’s not normal for a girl to get videotaped getting gangbanged by a bunch of black guys. Suffice it to say they’re “not normal”. I have a pretty good working relationship with the talent I hire. A few I’ll even go as far as saying are close, personal friends. That doesn’t make them any less crazy. They’re all a pretty nutty lot. (As are the dudes.) I am pretty nutty, too.

I’ve had a few breakdowns on set, and sure, I try my best to console them. One girl was carried out of the Secret Mansion in a fetal ball. She was not crying. And the only reason she was carried out was she refused to leave. However, most of the girls I’ve hired – and I’ve hired a whole lot – walk out of the mansion with a smile on their face. I’d say about 90% are happy…8% are pissed, and 2% won’t ever come back again. For whatever reason.

Funny you mention Spring Thomas. Like most porn stars, Spring spends money like it’s burning a hole in her purse. Why do you think she smokes weed…let alone any other drugs? Spring’s 100% drug free. Booze is a different story. (She does not have a problem with booze. They get along fine.)

The money: I wouldn’t say I’m rolling in money, but I do OK. You have to know the secret handshake in order to bust into the biz. (Again, search my archives for more details). I shoot content; I really know nothing about coding or web design…although I recognize a good site when I see it. And finally, we all spend money like Spring does…isn’t that what life’s all about?

Your pal,

Billy

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Super Fun E-Mails: The Minion Responds

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Minion

The Minion responds to Mia Bangg’s interview:

Billy, Mia’s a funny girl. I don’t smell. I shower before each scene in which I place my flaccid pecker in some whores mouth.

And if I did, she still blew me despite me “smelling”. Every whore has her price, hahahahaha.

Dude, when are we gonna do lunch? It’s a sight to see when I run wild on a buffet.

Your pal,

The Minion.

Dear Minion:

I believe you, my friend.

Lunch? Soon! I will bring my camera to the buffet, too.

And it’s on me.

Interview with a Pornstar

Interview with a Porn Star (#6) — Mia Bangg

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Mia Bangg

IShootPorn: How long have you been in the game?

Mia Bangg: A year and a half – off and on.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s asked you to do?

MB: Wanker asked me to fuck The Minion. Oh my fucking goodness! It was the worst thing I’ve ever done! It wasn’t even fucking!! I ended up giving him head with a limp dick! And he laid on his back and put his knees as close to his head as he could get them, and I had to bury my head in between his dick and those callouses on his leg. I had to smell his putrid smell while giving him head. His penis is like about the size of my pinkie, so it was really like sucking on pubic hair.

ISP: That’s why I love The Minion. Who do you like to work with?

MB: Mr. Marcus. Um…what’s his name? Mark…Mark…Mark…uhhhh. I can’t remember his last fuckin’ name. I dunno. But, he has an uncut dick and he knows how to fuck really well. Mark Ashely?

ISP: How big are those boobies?

MB: 34D.

ISP: Did you like taking a shower with me, even though we both couldn’t fit in the damn thing?

MB: For the brief moment we were in there, it wasn’t too bad. It woulda been better if the shower was bigger and we both coulda actually stayed in there together.

ISP: Favorite Food?

MB: Sushi.

ISP: Favorite Music?

MB: R & B – (specifically Raine and Lane), Creed, Mariah Carey, Biggie, Tupac, Frankie J.

ISP: Occupation?

MB: Porn Star / Escort.

ISP: Any hobbies?

MB: Dancing, reading (Memoirs of a Geisha right now), cooking (lasagne and tamales and fettechini alfredo) and cleaning.

ISP: What turn-ons do you have?

MB: During sex? Getting choked, black guys, lotsa soft touching, kissing on the neck, having the bottoms of my feet licked.

ISP: And what are your hopes & dreams?

MB: I would like to have a lot of money and not have to work for the rest of my life.

ISP: Your ideal Man (or Woman)?

MB: A man that can make me laugh, is taller than me, can hold a conversation, is good with parents, and of course sexually satisfying and attractive!

ISP: Sexual Fantasy?

MB: I don’t really have one.

ISP: Favorite Sexual Position?

MB: Doggy.

ISP: Where do you see yourself in a couple years from now?

MB: Living in a nice house that I own and going on tour with my boyfriend…who’s a rapper.

ISP: What kind of rap?

MB: Like, rap.

ISP: Gansta Rap?

MB: Gansta ramp. Pimp rap. Street rap.

ISP: Why are you so into ghetto gansta guys? I mean, why are all these chicks into this sort of thing? It really confuses me!

MB: I’m not nessecarily into ghetto gangster guys! He’s just a normal, caring guy who happens to rap about certain topics.

ISP: Um, well…we’ll leave it at that.

Mia Bangg