From her Pornhub bio: born June 6, 1990, making her a Gemini; Savannah’s currently single; she’s 5’4″ (163) and 130 lbs (59kg); and her beautiful G boobies are, in fact, enhanced. Oh…and the title of the movie we made is That Aussie Glow! (a lyric from the Men At Work song Down Under.)
I live in Porn Valley, and my place is in one of those large apartment communities. We have a common area. It’s the place we can hang out, barbecue and just chill. Socially distanced, too, which for me is a good thing.
Last Sunday, a New Girl showed up to our little party and introduced herself. Then she turned at looked at me. “What do you do for a living?”
For most people, it’s not a loaded question. Unlike most people, I have an usual occupation. It’s the kind of job either someone loves — or loathes. Like being a cop. Or a lawyer.
What’s some of the questions a person asks when they’re making a new friend? Name? Age? Occupation?
Something along those lines.
We can start off relationships (of any kind) with a lie — or the truth. When it comes to my occupation, depending on who asked, I used to lie. Now, I tell The Truth.
Here’s my reply — every single time now: I make dirty movies.
It’s a risky proposition. Either I’m The Champ or The Creep. This time I’m the champ. “Oh my god no way! You really do?!”
“Yes, he really does,” my neighbor The Fashion Photog replies. “Don’t you like the way Billy says it, too? Kinda cute huh? I make dirty movies.”
The Fashion Photog is broke. I’m not. Sometimes I think he’s kinda…aggravated with me?
Later, when the chair next to her opens up, New Girl eyes me, taps on the chair and kinda tilts her head to say, come sit by me.
Which I do. Of course. She’s cute. She’s age appropriate. And listening to her up til this point in the evening?
She’s interesting.
Turns out she’s a Dogfart fan, too. Doesn’t take too long before she tells me that. A huge Dogfart fan. Loves the way the models’ skin tones contrast. Loves BBC. Loves DP’s and double vag. “Especially double vag!” Loves gang bangs and blow bangs. Oh yea — “I love watching girls eating pussy, too! OK OK! Lemme guess! Dogfart from Dawg like they’re cool dudes and fart cause they butt fuck the girls all the time?!”
I say something like, “Well, for 17 years, I made those movies, and if you want me to go into the history of the name Dogfart…sure, I can do that too,” but all time time I’m thinking — maybe she’s The One!
Not like “the one The One”, but more like maybe I’ve got a shot at a civilian girlfriend! Someone who’s cool with what I do. Someone who won’t ask me to quit a month into the relationship. Someone who won’t bust my balls after I get home from a long day at work.
And as I’m fantasizing about all this, she mentions my other fan. “My husband loves your work, too! He’s a huge fan! You have to meet him! Oh my gosh sometimes we’ll make fun of one another when we jump on our tablet and go through the browser’s history to see what we’ve been pervin’ out on over at X Vids or XNXX! He’s the best!”
Really, she does. Check out this interview we made before Scarlet stepped on set with Mr. POV for The Dick Suckers!
Like almost every single MILF / “COOG” I’ve ever had the pleasure to work with, Cory just rocks it. From the beginning of the day til we wrap, Cory Chase is a total pro. Whatever you do though, don’t hand her a Mango. Or anything with Mango in it!
Yea — she’s really good.
Nothing against 18-and-19-year-and-20 year olds, but y’all don’t know nearly as much as you think you do. Trust me, I know this cause it wasn’t that long ago I was a know-it-all, pain-in-the-ass teenager.
And putting your shit out there in dirty movies is forever.
Emma Mae is a decade older than when I conducted this interview, and if I could find her an ask her the same question right now, what do you think her replies would be?
Fun to see old stuff and to think back to what I was doing in 2010. What I was doing was trying to make creative pictures. If a model was down, I’d pay her a few extra bucks. When I put the models in panda masks and had them do mundane activities, I thought it was a genius idea.
Now?
Um..yea.
Emma Mae interviewed and photographed by Billy Watson September 2010 at his studio in Porn Valley.
So yea…I’ll shoot more. In the meantime, listen in to Honey and Liz’s behind-the-scenes interview at the world famous ManoJob!
Gia’s from upstate New York and fairly new to the adult industry. This is a “quickie”, but I’m sure Mr. POV is gonna have her back soon!
I sat down with Liz Jordan recently, right before she got cream pied by Mr. POV.
Is Liz the next Riley Reid? Only time will tell.
From Italy, Profpack writes: Dear Billy,
I have been following your Fabulous Cash PornHub porn channel for a long time. I am a lover of hand jobs! Your girls are very beautiful, but I would like to ask you a question: you know that sex before reaching the penis passes through the brain? It would be nice if you built scenes where performers find themselves in places that ignite the imagination of us wankers; for example, a waiting room where she jerks off a client who happens to be there! In a cinema chair with her jerking both off, even when dressed as a virgin! Or a saw to the employer to stay hired! That is to create a story to move the brain and make us identify with it. Or create a situation where there is danger of being caught! The wife’s sister jerking off her brother-in-law on the couch while the wife is in the kitchen! You know what I’m talking about?! Last but not least, I would like the girls to slap the cocks on the tongue and face a lot more. The tongue out is a very strong sexual appeal. I am sure that you will take these requests seriously, and thank you for that! I will always be an even more passionate customer of yours, and I am sure that many others like me are waiting for these scenes.
To which I replied:Hey Profpack!
It’s only been about two years since I answered an e-mail here, and about a decade before that. That’s right! Two super fun e-mails in 11 years. Now that’s what I call an active blogger!
Does anyone even care about blogs anymore? Are they a thing? Should I just have my own YouTube Channel? A podcast? Isn’t that what all the hipsters do these days?
A blog. I’m such a dork. And a completely inconsistent one at that. Will I actually blog again tomorrow? Next week? Some time before 2021 ends? Only time will tell.
And to answer your question, I don’t really go out on locations anymore. They’re too expensive. When I was working with that Dogfart money, no problem? Now? Every once in a blue moon.
Although recently I shoot a scene where barely-legal Cecelia Taylor was working at an adult bookstore, got fed up and bored, so what’s a fed-up-and-bored 18-year-old girl do while working at a smut shot but beat off the creeps? Hope this works for ya!
Your pal — Billy “I’m Back in the Saddle Again for Who Knows How Long” Watson.