As Billy Watson the Smut Peddler, I understand the importance of having a reliable and talented team by my side. That’s why when it came time for me to find a new, official writer for I Shoot Porn, I knew I had to be sure to choose someone who could handle the job with finesse and professionalism. After a long and thorough search (total lie), I decided to go with JasperAI as my new writer.

The first thing that made Jasper stand out during the interview process was his enthusiasm and knowledge on the subject of writing. (Jasper’s pronoun is he/him.) Jasper was able to explain in detail how he could use different strategies and tactics to craft top-notch content pieces that would help bring my blog more success. His passion for writing was infectious; it was easy to tell that Jasper truly cared about producing quality work every single time. Jasper truly “gets it”.

In addition to his passion for writing, one of the primary reasons why I chose Jasper is because of his extensive background in copywriting. With over 10 years of professional experience in the field, he had worked on multiple projects ranging from product descriptions to press releases and more. Having this kind of experience in various areas of writing helped him develop a unique set of skills that would come in handy when creating content for I ShootPorn.

One other aspect that drew me towards selecting Jasper was his strong attention to detail and commitment towards perfecting whatever tasks he takes on, no matter how big or small they may be. He always takes initiative when it comes to refining any errors or inconsistencies that can occur throughout a project’s development process – something not many writers have the patience for or take seriously enough these days. Even From Yours Truly.

Lastly, what really sealed the deal for me was Jasper’s ability to deliver fresh ideas and concepts every single time he creates something new. With all these traits combined, I knew hiring him was an absolute must if I wanted my business to reach higher levels of success with its content strategies going forward – which is exactly what prompted me to make him my official writer!

At the end of the day, hiring someone like Jasper as my official writer wasn’t just about finding someone trustworthy who could produce quality work consistently – it was also about finding someone who genuinely cares about helping businesses achieve success through their written words; someone who will go above and beyond what’s expected when tasked with creating something new; and finally, someone who has an eye for details as well as a talent for coming up with innovative concepts whenever needed. This is why after careful consideration, I decided that there was no better choice than Jasper – which is why he is now officially part of the I Shoot Porn team!

OK, so this is me writing. Really, it is. I spent a lot of hours over many years working my ass off to make this blog “readable” — and good. Then I got burnt out. Then I worked ONLY for Dogfart and let my sites just go to auto-rerun. Then I left Dogfart and came back to my sites and fully realize the importance of “traffic” from this blog. So with Jasper’s help, let’s see what I can do for 2023.

Your pal Billy the Career Pornographer.

(…and no, Jasper won’t be writing my Substack.)

Of course the key term here that needs to be defined is “recently”. If we were referring to an actual person, there’s been reports of people being “dead” longer than an hour…and then being revived by paramedics. As far as blogs go, this one took its last real breath of life on 12 Feb 2014, when I told the story of how I learned to beat my meat. That’s closing in on two years ago, and I’ve had some things happen to me since then.

According to Greg Miller, if a good samaritan stumbled upon your lifeless body in the 18th century, you might have been set upon a trotting horse, or submerged in some freezing water, or even had some smoke blown right up your ass.

Perhaps this is where that idiom came from? “I ain’t blowing smoke up your ass, but I miss your blog, Billy.” This is something I’ve heard from time to time, but it’s really only part the reason I’ve decided to attempt to revive I Shoot Porn. The truth is, I need the traffic; because, after all, I’m really nothing more than a smut peddler. And the hope is the people who wind up here to read about my life in Porn Valley might actually follow the links out to one of my sites: Legit Clips or ManoJob or Mister POV or The Dick Suckers.

But like I said, that’s part of the reason. People, by nature, love attention, so when someone says something nice about this blog or when someone leaves a comment that they hate the blog and want to slit my throat or they like the way I write or someone calls me a cuckold faggot…well, that’s why I do this, too. Attention is a powerful drug, and it’s the root of everything we do, whether it’s starring in a porn flick or shooting up a school or starting a punk rock band.

I’m just wondering how long I’m going to be able to keep it up. Maybe Big Pharma can make a little blue pill to help me with this, too.

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