“Pontius Pilate was the first great censor, and Jesus Christ the first great victim of censorship.” — Benjamin Barr Lindsey

“Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.” — Nietzsche

“He might be described as an underprivileged, working-class victim of political and religious persecution.” — Prince Phillip

“We’re more popular than Jesus Christ now. I don’t know which will go first; rock and roll or Christianity.” — John Lennon

“Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It’s them twisting it that ruins it for me.” — John Lennon, one more time…cause he’s Lennon, duh.

“I keep hearing that Jesus Christ is coming, but nobody knows his tour dates.” — Michael Lucas

“Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine – My sins are my own, they belong to me.” — Patti Smith

“2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.” — Douglas Adams

“Every time that I think of the crucifixion of Christ, I commit the sin of envy.” — Simone Weil

“The blood of Jesus Christ can cover a multitude of sins, it seems to me.” — Denis Diderot

“Is it a fact that Jesus Christ died for the sins of the world, and how is it proved? If a God, he could not die, and as a man he could not redeem.” — Thomas Paine

“The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.” — Karl Barth

“I have no further use for America. I wouldn’t go back there if Jesus Christ was President.” — Charlie Chaplin

“I never saw a contradiction between the ideas that sustain me and the ideas of that symbol, of that extraordinary figure [Jesus Christ].” — Fidel Castro

“I had a student ask me, ‘Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?’ Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.” – Jerry Falwell

“If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner; and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.” — Thomas Carlyle

“Nature does not know extinction; all it knows is transformation. Everything science has taught me, and continues to teach me, strengthens my belief in the continuity of our spiritual existence after death.” — Dr. Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun

“Faith is the highest passion in a human being. Many in every generation may not come that far, but none comes further.” — Soren Kierkegaard

“Jesus rides beside me / He never buys any smokes / Hurry up, hurry up, ain’t you had enough of this stuff / Ashtray floors, dirty clothes, and filthy jokes…” — Paul Westerberg

From The American Bukkake myspace:

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1) Must be 18 or over

2) 2 ids (One must be a valid government issue photo id such as driver license/state id or US passport).

3) current AIM test (consist of hiv,chlamydia,gonorrhea cost $120).

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Women always welcome to apply.

Well now!

There you have it: phone numbers, contacts…complete information on your chance to become a porn star!

I’m talking dudes, too!

I get so many dumb e-mails from dudes looking to get into porn.

Look down at your foot. Look up at the door: 818-709-4452.

Trust me, there will be producers on set, and if you impress them, there’s a really good chance someone’s gonna ask you for your phone number, and wah lah!

Soon, you’re a porn star. Just remember the old cliche — be careful for what you wish for…

Now, please stop e-mailing me.

Oh, and enjoy the free blowjob movies. Just click on the pic of super-cutie Nicole Ray enjoying a massive facial all over her pretty teen face.

Doesn’t she look happy?

And you thought porn exploits them…

Sissy Boy Cuckolds wanted for some of the largest internet websites, including Blacks on Blondes, Spring Thomas, and some ones that I can’t name right now. Same day pay of $15.00. You must have a small penis (5 inches or less) and allow yourself to be humiliated for duration of project (approximately 2 hours). Huge bonus points for good attitudes throughout. Humiliations may or may not include: intense verbal abuse from both female and male talent; some physical discomfort which may or may not include some or all of the following: ice on balls, intensely cold showers, physical penis and/or testicle abuse; orally pleasing the female talent after one (or more) black men have ejaculated in her vagina. You may wear a mask or reveal your identity…I really don’t care either way. Married couples a big plus! AIM test less than 30 days required. No guarantees you will be allowed to ejaculate, unless the female talent feels you’ve earned that right. If she does, it certainly won’t be anywhere except on yourself, in which you may be required to eat it. Creeps and mental cases need NOT apply. Background checks may be required. Must be in the Southern California area – or able to get yourself there. Serious replies only. Don’t waste my fucking time with bullshit beat off e-mails telling me your inner-most sexual perversions; those will be immediately deleted and not read (unless they’re really good…then they’ll be published here).

Finally, please DO NOT CONTACT ME ABOUT BEING a cuckold! I make this request in August of 2022; I wrote this post years ago.

So please, really, don’t hit me up. Job’s off the table. If you are serious, go join FetLife and make your account and good luck!