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Cadence Caliber and Her Interracial Massage

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Cadence Caliber

Cadence Caliber is this week’s Blacks On Blondes update.

But before I tell you about her, I have to wonder out loud — how big is the “cheating” fantasy? For girls I think it’s pretty straightforward…you’re cheating on your dude, and it turns you on. I mean that’s easy enough, right? But for dudes I think it’s way more complex. Not in as far as you’re cheating on your girl, and the new pussy you’re nailing turns you on.

I’m talking the fact that your girl is banging another dude, and you’ve got an idea something’s going on…and does that do it for you?

This isn’t a rhetorical question, either. And the reason I ask?

This is a wildly huge request we get at Blacks on Blondes, more so than just about anything else…with the exception of hubby watching wifey as she’s in the middle of an IR gangbang. Pardon the pun, but nutty, huh?

Even nuttier — that’s our number 1 request.

Number 2?

Cadence Caliber’s scenario.

See, Cadence is at the LMT’s. She’s very stressed out lately. She finishes up a phone call from her boyfriend, tells her she loves him, and jumps on the massage table. Of course there’s something in the air, and she’s horny, so she rubs a quick one out while waiting for her LMT, who almost catches her in the act.

Turns out this LMT is a muscular black guy with a XXL dick.

What would your girl do?

We all get to watch what Cadence does: get fucked and service her black man as her Boyfriend interrupts, from time to time, calling her cell phone. She’s moaning while she talks to her dude, and she’s moaning not because her massage is intense.

Because when a girl is getting long-stroked slowly by a ten inch ding dong it sounds a lot like a deep tissue massage.

Boyfriend knows something’s up cause she’s also making slurping sounds while she’s speak to him…and claiming the LMT is making her drink water to stay hydrated.

Say it all fancy like that and your BF will never know what’s really happening, right?

At the end, she takes the load directly in her mouth, and swallows…and what a mighty load it was!

Just as it slides down the hatch, BF blows her phone up one last time. Cadence has lost her patience with him and screams he’s “ruined” her massage, and hangs up…and that’s when the apology phone calls starting coming.

Gotta love the porno scenarios, right? Well…here’s the good part. Turns out that day there was a little drama going on between Cadence and the BF, and what you see this time is what you get…a cheating gal getting caught by her man!

I cast Cadence cause I like her look, especially cause she’s a redhead and kinda pale (which is a great thing, so quit spraying that orange shit all over your body and step out of the sun…or the tanning bed!). She’s great to work with. Get this — she showed up ten minutes early! (Almost unheard of in Porno Land!) She’s totally got her shit together. (Almost unheard of in Porno Land!) She’ll do anything that’s asked of her on set, with a smile on her face. (Kinda unheard of in Porno Land!)

Just banging this out on my blog makes me wanna call her agent and book her for whatever I can.

Which I think I’ll do right now, as I enjoy my morning coffee.

Cadence Caliber

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There’s Something About Barbie, Part 1

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Barbie Cummings

Ever wondered what a porn whore looks like cookin’ up some late-night chow and flashin’ her thong?

Not a whole lot different than, say, your gal cookin’ up some late-night chow and flashin’ her thong.

Barbie’s ass might be a tighter, and look better. Maybe not. But there she is, just like your gal, flippin’ food (probably a bit tipsy) at 2 am after a night out on the town.

When I wasn’t in porn, I loved pics like this. I still do, too… but not as much as I used to.

Thought you’d like a peek.

One last thing — Did I mention how much I love Barbie’s blog? Now…don’t get me wrong: she’s not going to win any awards for her writing, or the syntax or punctuation or grammar found therein…but damn, there’s nothing like a writer who tells it like it is, no matter what it costs…and shows dirty pictures to boot.

And dirty pics are way better than grammatically correct sentences, right?

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Barbie Cummings and her new blog.

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Barbie Cummings

What more can I possibly say about Barbie Cummings?

I know I went over the very first time we met, and I interviewed her. It was last June, closing in on a year! Barbie was a Porno Newbie, and we got her to fuck a black dude just after the interview for Spunkmouth.

I liked working with Barbie so much, I booked her immediately for Blacks On Blondes, where Brian Pumper and Jason Brown railed her.

Did I tell you about our trip to the gloryhole?

Or the second time we visited a seedy, filthy adult bookstore and she jacked-off a stranger through the hole?

Did you know Barbie is an LMT? And her specialty is The Happy Ending?

I had to tell you about the time I was the luckiest guy in the whole wide world and Barbie Cummings and Cherry Poppens took turns jacking off my pee-pee!

We’ve had late night talks, I’ve written bad poetry about the newest version of her tits, and she’s even been a guest blogger here.

I guess it was that guest blog that turned Barbie into a blogger, too. It’s funny, cause this dude named Londo Cat, who runs the Mr Marcus Forum, e-mailed me after her guest blog and said something like it was a “great marketing tool” towards the new site Blacks on Blondes is building around her.

I told Londo Cat that wasn’t me writing as Barbie…that was Barbie’s writing. And everything she wrote was true.

And it was.

And it is now…cause Barbie has her own blog. The Barbie Cummings Blog. It’s really her. The stories you’re going to read there are true. Only the names have been changed — to protect the innocent.

Barbie’s not afraid to tell it like it is…even if that means some people’s feelings are going to get hurt in the process.

Personally, I find her adventures totally jackable, cause I know they’re real, and I know she isn’t getting paid and doing it in front of a camera, and she’s as slutty as a dude…even sluttier, I think, which, of course, is fucking hot.

Who knows…Barbie’s talked to me about selling stuff off her blog too. Wouldn’t it be fun to own a pair of her soiled panties? Maybe after her pussy’s oozed a bunch of Frat Boy Jizz after a college party? You know Barbie loves a good creampie…

So sit back, surf over to BarbieCummings.com, and watch her strap one on and shove it up your ass — I’m sure you’re going to love it as much as this dude did.

Barbie Cummings

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Alexa Lynn’s Ear is Way Better than Van Gogh’s.

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Alexa Lynn Mano Job

I like Alexa Lynn.

A whole lot.

There’s a number of reasons why:

1) I shot one of her earliest scenes for Blacks On Blondes, when she was a total Porno Newbie, and it was a really hot scene cause she did so well (considering the fact that she took on Max Black and Justin Long that day, which is about 22 inches of dick).

2) Right after Justin and Max Black double-donged her, I took her and Actor Pal out to Thai dinner, and she had never eaten Thai, and it was so funny I blogged about it a long time ago, and if you want you can read it again.

3) We’ve jumped in the white van and driven out to a dirty, filthy gloryhole.

4) She’s going to be the next ass muncher at Eat Some Ass any day now.

If all those reasons weren’t enough, here’s another: recently, at a Manojob shoot, she jerked a huge dong and it blew a giant load directly into her ear.

Now, I’ve never had a wad of jizz in my ear, but if I did, I can guarantee you I wouldn’t be too happy about it. I was a bit worried Alexa might get upset, or just turn kinda bitchy, or stomp off set right away and clean it out.

But not Alexa!

She’s a true Porno Sport. A real Trooper. In fact, as the dick was blowing its wad into her ear, she didn’t point it away, nor slow down whilst jerking, nor in any way hinder the wad as it coated the side of her head, which are all tricks an experienced Porno Whore would pull if a dick was unloading a massive amount of goo into one’s ear.

I’d also like to add a few more things: this wasn’t Alexa’s first time to Manojob — here’s her first scene, where she plays an LMT massaging an injury out of a basketball player who’s hung like a horse; we laughed about her earful of jizz after it went down; and finally, I’m having Alexa back to my studio this week for my first ever “4 Bang” at Blacks on Blondes.

I’d like to tell you what a 4 Bang is, but I can’t. Cause I invented it, and if I tell everyone about it now, no doubt people will steal my ingenious idea and call it their own. Oh sure, eventually people will start shooting scenes like I’m about to shoot and call it their own…I realize that.

But I’ll derail those copy-cat bastards as long as I can.

Alexa Lynn Mano Job

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Riley Mason Finally Does A Black Dude

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Riley Mason and a Black Guy

I get a kick out of the porno girls who “don’t do” black guys. It’s one of two reasons: either they think black people still belong on the back of the bus, in their own section at the restaurant, and they think the Blacks should have separate potties; either that, or it’s a career move.

Since I don’t need to clarify the first scenario, lemme clarify the second.

The smart porno whores — or the ones who have smart agents — keep their “do” list slim at the onset of life in porn. A life, I might add, that usually runs about 6 months, and can be significantly lower, but usually not too much higher. Some girls go a year or two or three, but not many…mainly cause it’s a tough biz, with creepy people; that or the girl gets “shot out”.

How do the smarts ones keep from getting shot out too quickly? Like I said last paragraph — don’t do a whole lot of stuff when you jump into Porno Land.

It’s a Catch-22, really, cause the girls wanna make a ton of money, and their agents wanna make a ton of money, and the quickest, easiest way to make a whole bunch of money is do it all right away: solo, hj’s, bj’s, swallow, g-g, b-g, b-b-g, gang bangs, bukkakkes, anal, interracial, double-vag, double-anal…which is just about everything I can think of off the top of my head.

Throw a new cutie-pie into Porno Land doing all that, and she’ll work until her pussy breaks…or her mind breaks — whichever comes first.

Take Riley Mason — she came into the game a while back. I don’t recall exactly, but I think I shot her first (maybe it was her second) scene for Spunkmouth; later I shot her for J.O.M.G.; and about that same time I shot her for Manojob…not once, but twice. I woulda shot her for a whole lot more…but she didn’t do a whole lot more.

Until just lately.

Cause Riley figured out early in her career that she’d be shot out if she did it all right away. So she worked it. She took all the work she could before she added interracial to her “do” list.

And I booked her. Why not? She’s still as hot as ever, and I love working with her, and Blacks On Blondes scores big with a Riley Mason interracial scene, which went live last Monday.

I still can’t book her for anal, d/p, double-vag or double-anal…yet. And who knows, maybe I’ll never be able to. I get a sneaky feeling Riley might not be in the game much longer, and frankly I don’t blame her.

She never said anything to me about it…I just got that feeling.

Let’s call it a hunch.

Riley Mason and a Black Guy

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Lorilei Lee Ate Some Ass. And So Did Lefty.

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Lorilei Lee

Who says you can’t have a little fun while you’re working?

Who says porno has to be scripted?

Lorilei Lee is our most recent update over at Eat Some Ass. I think I told you lately I’ve been all about hiring a bunch of dicks for a girl to blow, versus hiring one dick to fuck the girl. This week Lorilei takes on three dicks, and she did a great job sucking dick and eating ass.

Check out one of my favorite pervs of all time — Lefty. He’s eating Clare Dames’s ass.

Why’s Lefty eating ass off camera? And what’s Clare Dames doing there?

Lefty’s a total and utter pervert, and he’ll be the first to admit it. Clare was shooting across the hall at my pal Nicky’s studio. She was all done, and hanging out, and my PA, Cherry Poppens, was off running errands, so I asked Clare if she’d lend me a hand and hold the C-Light for me.

She did, for a bit.

Then she ended up getting groped by the pervs on my set — that’s Rocker X behind them, laughing his ass off. Clare’s laughing, too. And why not? Lefty’s using his tongue like a piece of toilet paper, and I’m sure Clare finds it more amusing than sexually stimulating.

Of course Lorilei’s on set, eating Alex Gunz’s ass.

Funny how serendipitous porn often is…and certainly all good porn is exactly that: an act of serendipity.

Didn’t count on a pornographer to use fancy words now, did ya?

Better yet, image a porno girl who can use fancy words, too…and line them up all nice and pretty in paragraph after paragraph.

If you don’t believe me, just click on Lorilei’s picture below.

Lorilei Lee

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Spunkmouth Kinzy Jo

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Kinzy Jo

I’ve been told, over and over, that the more dicks you throw into a scene, the happier you make the porno consumer. I’ve even had debates with some producers that it’s better to toss in a whole bunch of dicks and just have the girl suck them than to just have one dick in the scene — even if she fucks the dick.

I tend to agree with the “more dicks the better” theory, and, in fact, I’ve officially named it: The More Dicks The Better is now a porno rule that I follow, even if she isn’t fucking all the dicks on set.

Say hello to Kinzy Jo, the latest porno slut featured on Spunkmouth.com.

Here’s a quick, funny story: I can’t remember how many mopes I had some in to drop a load on Kinzy, but one of them was having some trouble. He had shown up late, and was kinda hanging out on the back of the set, and struggled from the time he got there. In fact, he struggled so much, he just disappeared…in fact, I thought he went home after I didn’t see him on set.

He didn’t go home at all. In fact, after the scene was shot, and Kinzy was about to clean up, I heard a scream from another set: GET READY GET READY I’M ABOUT TO BLOW!

I had even turned my camera off, cause I thought we were done, so I jumped to grab it just as my final load dumper stormed on set, dick in hand, to let Kinzy have it right in the kisser.

And let her have it he did!

After he unloaded, Kinzy laughed. “That was a drive-by pop shot for sure!” she said.

It’s the kinda thing I wish I woulda said.

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Adrianna Nicole and her Manojob

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Adrianna Nicole

I could blog about Valentine’s day, and the fact I really don’t have a Valentine…or I could make one up, or even dress up a porno girl in a red outfit and snap a pic of her and post it today.

Instead, I’m gonna talk about the most recent Manojob.com update.

Just like big girls do, Adrianna dressed herself up for the scene. We shot it last week, but when she stepped onto set in those fabulous red leather pumps and the beautiful bright red latex jerkoff gloves, she said, “You should make this a Valentine’s day update for the site.”

I’ve blogged Adrianna before. You even got to see her cleaning out her butt hole for an anal scene I shot with her and Lorilei Lee. I think it’s going to be live at Blacks On Blondes any week now.

There’s things I like about Adrianna, there’s things I love about her, and there’s things I hate about her:

I like that she knows the best eats in Los Angeles and we have good dinner conversation while enjoying our yum-yums.

I love that she sends me text messages me pictures of the doodies she drops in her toilet, along with the humorous messages she attaches to them.

I hate that she introduced me to Gia Paloma. Which isn’t to say I hate Gia.

‘Nuff said.

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JOMG Nicole Scarlett

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Nicole Scarlett

I shot Nicole Scarlett for Jizz On My Glasses; she’s this week’s update for the site.

It was a pretty straight-forward shoot. I wish I had a good story to tell, but I really don’t.

The thing I like best about Nicole is that she kinda looks like Cameron Diaz.

This was a total amateur scene, shot outside of Los Angeles. I love shooing amateur girls — to a point. Their fresh face is always nice, but there’s also the things that go along with being an amateur that kinda suck: they don’t talk into the camera as well as a pro, and they sometimes try to dodge the cum shot.

Nicole wasn’t a cum dodger, that’s for sure.

The male talent called himself Walt Jizzney; I guess that’s kinda funny.

I’ve never seen or heard from Nicole Scarlett or Walt Jizzney since.

Here’s some free Nicole Scarlett Jizz On My Glasses movies, just for you…cause you know you love free porno.

Just admit it.

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The I Shoot Porn Top 10 Porn Stars

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Bree Olson

I love numbered lists. It’s a weird thing to love, too. I’ll admit it.

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with The Book of Lists. David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace have compiling all sorts of weird and not-weird-at-all lists since who knows when. I think they still do it.

There’s lists in there like “10 Words you can’t pronounce correctly”, “10 memorable books that never existed”, and “10 people not to invite to dinner”. I remember being a kid and thinking damn, people hate Nixon second only to Adolf Hitler.

Anyway, here’s the top ten girls that popped up in my web search stats. That is to say if a surfer typed a name into Google, or Yahoo, or whatever, and they landed at my blog, I can see it! So here they are, in reverse order, with some free pics and/or movies.

I know this is a repeating theme: I’ve done the same with the most popular girls on different sites I own…but oh well. This is the kind of fodder you get from a burnt-out blogger.

10) Jasmine Tame: I haven’t shot Jasime in a while, and I need to get her back to my studio. She’s an out-of-towner, so it’s not like she’s always around Los Angeles. But when she is on set, Jasmine Tame rocks. Here’s a funny aside to the free Jasmine Tame movies I just showed you — the dude was supposed to get jacked off into a bowl, and Jasmine was going to do some cum play…however, the dude was so excited by Jasmine the first load blew right over the bowl and directly into Jasmine’s pie hole.

9) Jayma Reed: Once upon a time a pervy old pornographer named Billy Watson met a fine young lady named Jayma Reed. One thing led to another, and soon they were holding hands. And saying nice things to each other. And going to fun places where the sun is warm and the pineapples are sweet. Then, who knows what happened…

8) Kaycee Dean: I just shot Miss Dean today! For Ruth Blackwell! She’s just as great as she was six months ago! For some reason I can’t keep my hands off her, either. It’s weird and pervy all at the same time. Oh, what a creep am I! Anyways, I love the Spunkmouth scene I shot with her. It was a load dump, and one of the dumpers took forever to dump, and Kaycee sat through the burning eye syndrome that is a porn girl’s nightmare while shooting a load dump scene. Which is to say cum in the eyes burns a whole lot. Just look at Miss Dean’s eyes by the end of this one. And who said porn money is easy money?

7) Nadia Synn: Nadia got into a car wreck not too long after her debut into the world of adult entertainment with Spunkmouth. It was a fairly serious accident, and she’s still recovering, and who knows if she’ll ever come back to the biz. She’s been caught a few times on camera since her accident by the fine folks at Amateur Allure as “Bailey”. I have no idea why Thomas insists on making up silly names for the girls he shoots. Call me crazy, but I think it’s called “A-Dog Syndrome”.

6) Kaci Starr: Miss Star rules just cause she’s a cherubic young porn star surrounded by anorexic young porn stars, and she doesn’t give a shit about it.

5) Spring Thomas: What can I say about Spring I haven’t said a million times before? Well — here’s something: before her site was started, and she got into black guys, she did a white guy. Here’s some free Spring Thomas movies of a rare non-interracial scene.

4) Serena Taylor: Serena is the Queen of “Now You See Me Now You Don’t” — and, as of now, she’s in hiding. Hopefully she’ll resurface sometime soon so I can make dirty movies with her once again. In the meantime, here’s some free Serena Taylor movies.

3) Barbie Cummings: Barbie’s a pal of mine. Whenever she’s in LA, we try to hang out. We eat dinner at our favorite restaurant, which, on any given day, changes up between the Cheesecake Factory and Fred 62. It’s during these times I especially enjoy embarrassing her in public, calling her silly names whenever I can, and singing made-up songs to her whenever possible. Her reactions to my corny behavior are always sweet and to the point: she loves calling me an “old pervert” and a “sick fuck”. Score extra special Barbie points with her dog Fifi, who likes leaving turds and piss in my studio whenver she can. Anyways, we had her working as a massage therapist for a while…you can see in the movies her specialty is The Happy Ending.

2) Riley Mason: I just shot Riley in an IR scene for Blacks On Blondes! We went to the Gloryhole, too! Riley’s at that point in her career where she’s doing black guys. It’s really an interesting way to manage a career as a porno gal: start with solo/girl-girl…then, when that work slows down, add boy-girl work to your resume…and when that slows down add anal…and when the work slows down again, start doing black dudes. I’m not saying this was Riley’s exact route, but you get the idea. Here’s some free Riley Mason movies of her jerking the biggest black dick you’re gonna see in a long time.

1) Bree Olson: It comes as no surprise that Bree’s topping the list. She’s hot, and she’s a total super slut, she loves sex, and she loves to do really naughty things in front of a camera. What else is left? Well, for me, it might be taking her up on the offer she recently posted on myspace — oh Bree! Please say you’re not teasing me!

Barbie Cummings