I Shoot Porn: So what’s your damage?

Charlotte Vale: I don’t do drugs. I drink socially, but that’s about it. And I remember my childhood being very happy.

ISP: What the hell are you doing porn?

CV: I want damage! But the fun kind, I guess.

ISP: Define “fun damage”.

CV: I guess I’m no so much expressing my sexuality through porn as much as exploring it. There are a lot of things I’ve never tried, and a lot of things I find exciting that would be really hard to try in real life.

ISP: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done without a camera rolling?

CV: I was at a swinger’s party, not expecting to have a great time. I ended up cumming three times, without anyone touching me. That’s pretty crazy to me!

ISP: How did you cum then?

CV: Someone was massaging my legs, but there was no other stimulation. I couldn’t tell you how I came, so I guess an orgasm is more in the mind than physical aspects.

ISP: What did you want to be when you were growing up?

CV: A ballerina. Then I wanted to be an actress. Then I went through a 1/4 life crisis, and my plan changed every few days…everything from Librarian to training seeing eye dogs. I eventually landed in accounting, for about a year.

ISP: An accountant! Wow! That’s exciting!

CV: It was for me! I like details and numbers.

ISP: How many scenes have you shot so far?

CV: Around 7.

ISP: You’re a total newb!

CV: Unless you count the Kink.com stuff. A lot of that isn’t sex.

ISP: What is it?

CV: Being suspended with ropes. Flogged. Clamps. Electric play. Forced orgasms with The Hitachi.

ISP: Hitachis are fucking bad ass.

CV: They are. I’m just scared of becoming dependent on it.

ISP: Name a sex act I can’t hire you for.

CV: Uhhh. Uh. (To herself) — a sex act you can’t hire me for…

ISP: Can I pee in your mouth?

CV: I haven’t done that yet. Maybe. We’d have to negotiate the rate. I won’t do scat!

ISP: Would you do a bukakke? Like a 50 man bukakke?

CV: Um. I’d rather not.

ISP: That means you will some day.

CV: No comment.

ISP: Do you have a myspace?

CV: Yes, but there’s not much going on there yet.

ISP: How come you love to show your tits off? Every time I see you, you’re wearing a very low cut, sexy top.

CV: I think my tits are pretty.

ISP: I do, too.

(Glen the make-up artist chimes in): They’re free agents! They like to go out by themselves!

Glen The Make-up Artist: Do you think not being a blonde, big-boobed pornstar has its advantages?

CV: I do! I think that it’s nice to see somebody who’s 100% natural. If there’s a blonde, big-boobed natural pornstar, I’d find that hot. But I don’t like the concept that to be appealing in porn you have to change yourself in order to fit a certain image. That there’s only one way to have sex…or be beautiful.

ISP: Does pornography exploit women?

CV: I think it can, but that’s up to the particular woman.

ISP: So do you feel exploited by porn?

CV: No, but that was one of my biggest fears going into it. I didn’t want to be a part of an industry that I felt exploited women, but I think if it’s real, and a girl is living a fantasy, and they’re doing it cause they want to be there, and they’re taking advantage of an industry instead of letting it take advantage of them, then it’s not exploitative at all.

ISP: That’s a pretty good answer. How educated are you?

CV: I have a bachelor’s in Theater.

ISP: What the fuck do you do with a bachelor’s in theater? It’s a lot like mine in English.

CV: I know. I wanted to be an actress, and part-way through I decided I didn’t want that as a career.

ISP: But you are an actress! Now let’s jump in the van and head out to the secret gloryhole I just found last week!

CV: As long as you don’t exploit me!

I Shoot Porn: Let’s just cut right to the chase. “Hit it harder”?

Claire Dames: (Laughs) And if you didn’t get it the first time, it says “Harder” on my neck.

ISP: Those are some hardcore tats. What’s the story behind them?

CD: I was drunk. Well, that’s partly true. Honestly, I wanted to get “Hit it harder” on the back of my neck. That way, when I’m doing it doggy — which happens to be my very favorite position — and the guy pulls my hair he’d see it. But the artist couldn’t make it fit on the back of my neck, so he talked me into getting it inked on my stomach, with “harder” on the back of my neck.

ISP: So do you regret them?

CD: No. They’ve been fun, but they’re not for me anymore. Thank god for removal. Tomorrow I have an appointment with my dermatologist to do a “test spot” to see if I can get them both removed.

ISP: How’d you find your way into porn?

CD: I was a career stripper. I had been stripping for six years…seven years…but I got bored and wanted to do something else. About that time I started watching a lot of porn and figured I was just as cute as almost all of them. Does that sound snobby?

ISP: Not at all.

CD: I’ve been told I’m a great lay, so anyways…I was working at The Wild Orchid in Reno with Mia and Ava Rose. Kylee Reese worked there too, and they were already in the biz and told me how great it was…and soon after I was introduced to Jimmy Lifestyles.

ISP: First scene?

CD: My very first scene was a BJ scene, and I have no idea where that wound up. My second scene was kinda like that, too. I can’t even remember the first scene where I actually went to a studio and had my make up done. I’m sorry! That’s no help! Those first two months in the business were crazy, cause I was coming down from Reno to shoot, and I was booked all the time. One day, before I left to go back home, I shot three scenes in a day.

ISP: Remember the dumbest thing a director’s asked you do to?

CD: Shoot golf balls out of my ass. I passed on that job. I mean what happens if they can’t come out?

ISP: You go to the ER and become a great story for all those nurses and doctors to tell everyone they know for years to come.

CD: That actually happened! I won’t say who it was, or who shot it…but a girl ended up at the ER with golf balls stuck up her ass!

ISP: What did you want to be when you were growing up?

CD: A cartoonist for Disney.

ISP: What were your high school years like?

CD: Good. Fun. I went to all my proms. I was friends with everybody. I was on the swim team. That kept me in great shape.

ISP: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done off camera?

CD: I went out with this one guy, partying and drinking and clubbing. It’s like 4.30am, and we’re back at my house, and we’re about to do it, so I asked him if he was bi. I had heard rumors. He asked me if I wanted to watch him with another guy, and I really wanted to see that…so the next thing you know my guy makes a call and in about 30 minutes I’m watching two guys fuck. It was great. Wanna hear the best part?

ISP: Um…ok.

CD: While one guy was laying on his back getting fucked, I was fucking the other!

ISP: Um…ok.

CD: My roommate was pissed the next morning, cause I didn’t wake her up and ask her to watch.

ISP: Um…ok. Hey! Did you know that your gloryhole scene we shot is rated 4th by the members from all the scenes on that site? I think there’s almost 300 scenes in that members’ area.

CD: That’s awesome! It’s probably cause I stuck his cock in my pussy.

ISP: I think so. May I stick my cock in your pussy?

CD: Oh, of course! When?

ISP: Soon, my love…soon.

I Shoot Porn: I don’t know much about you. So tell me more.

Ryder Skye: Tell you more! What do you want to know? There’s so much!

ISP: The obvious.

RS: I’m from LA. I won’t tell you how old I am. I’ve been in porn for about a year and a half.

ISP: What was your segue into porn?

RS: I was an executive assistant and I was bored. Miserable. I started dancing at a bikini bar. Cheetah’s.

ISP: Hey! That’s right by my new house!

RS: I started dancing at night, then started doing some modeling on the weekends. I wanted to build a portfolio, so I did a lot of trade with photographers. That turned into topless, and then I discovered The Suicide Girls. I started submitting photos to them. I did two sets, but they didn’t take them. But I found out I was OK to be naked in front of the camera.

ISP: So what was your first porn shoot?

RS: New Sensations. It was a solo.

ISP: No, what your first porn shoot?

RS: I only did solo and girls for the first 3 months. My first boy/girl scene was actually an interracial scene with a penis that was way too large for me.

ISP: Today’s scene for Blacks on Blondes will feature you…and an unusually large wiener.

RS: Well, I’m unusually small. There’s not a lot of room down there.

ISP: Here’s a fan question: Who is your favorite dick to suck on set?

RS: I don’t like dropping names. I don’t wanna give anyone an ego. They already have big enough egos as it is.

ISP: What is your worst porno experience?

RS: I worked with this one guy who asked me what his “no’s” were, just so he could tell me his.

ISP: What are your no’s?

RS: No fingering. No pounding. Fuck…there’s one more. I can’t think of what it is. I just can’t have a guy pound me. And I hate when guys finger me. Men and women. They just don’t know how to do it!

ISP: I do.

RS: I really don’t have many “no’s”.

ISP: How long has your longest porn shoot been?

RS: Sixteen hours. I do a lot of features.

ISP: What the fuck takes sixteen hours?

RS: Dialog. Sex scenes. They do more than one sex scenes in a day, and if you’re a lead, you’re needed sporadically throughout the day.

ISP: What do you do on the set to pass the time?

RS: Homework. I’m a student.

ISP: What are you studying?

RS: My major is Gender and Women’s Studies with a minor in Human Sexuality. I’m going to get licensed for marriage counseling and sex therapy. I’m also a pro-sex feminist and an advocate for animal rights.

ISP: What did you want to be when you were in high school?

RS: An actress. I trained for 10 years. I’m back at it, too.

ISP: What’s your favorite role?

RS: I dunno. I like doing sit com.

ISP: Do you think porno’s gonna help your acting career?

RS: No no. It’s killing me. It already has.

ISP: Example.

RS: It’s very difficult to find an agent and/or a manager when they find out you’re in porn, which is ridiculous, cause every single actress out there, with the exception of a few, have whored themselves out. The casting couch is really prominent. Just a couple months ago it happened to me.

ISP: Tell me about your mainstream casting couch experience.

RS: It wasn’t for a specific job, it was for representation. He was a manager. He knew I’m in porn, and he said he didn’t care that I was in porn, and that he was fascinated by me being in porn. I told me the casting couch is almost non-existent in porn, and he replied that it’s huge in mainstream. It’s funny, too, cause he was making it sound bad…

ISP: And then he propositioned you.

RS: Yep. What a fucking douche. A total waste of time.

ISP: Did I mention that if you blow me right now I can get you a ton of work?

RS: (laughs) Um…No, it’s cool.

ISP: Do you ever feel exploited making dirty movies?

RS: Hell no. I don’t understand. How can I be exploited if I have full control over my career and my life and the choices I make? An expression of sexuality should never be taken as exploitation. It’s a double standard for women…and that’s why it’s such a big deal.

ISP: Well put! Anything to close with?

RS: Check out my official site! Ryder Skye.com!

I Shoot Porn: Name, age, and where you’re from?

Rikki Love: I’m Rikki Love, I’m 23, and I’m originally from New Jersey…Bergen County.

ISP: Tell us a little about your childhood. What was your upbringing like?

RL: Actually, my parents are really religious. They’re Russian Orthodox, and they’re like Sunday School teachers and the choir director. But I stopped going to church when I was 12. I thought church was stupid. You can also tell them I’m an only child.

ISP: I think, if it wasn’t for over-zealous Christians freaking out about how their chidren behaved, there’d be no porn. Anyways…what did you want to be when you were 10 years old?

RL: Honestly…a porn star! This is a secret childhood dream of mine!

ISP: Were you watching porn at that age?

RL: Um…the TV in my room could pick up the Spice Channel, kinda fuzzy, so late at night I’d be watching fuzzy Spice Channel and thinking to myself, wow! I wanna be those people!

ISP: How far in school did you make it?

RL: I graduated college. Hold it, hold it. I’m over with college credits to graduate, but I need a science credit and Senior Seminar.

ISP: Did you go to Rutgers?

RL: No, but I partied there all the time!

ISP: Let’s back up a sec…what classes did you like in high school?

RL: Um, wow. I have to think back to high school? Science!

ISP: What ones did you hate?

RL: Math. Math and gym. But I did actually kinda like gym, cause I could check out all the naked girls.

ISP: In the high school showers?

RL: No, just changing into their gym clothes.

ISP: Ever bang a chick in high school?

RL: I made out with them…but I never fucked one. I think I made out with 5 girls by the time I graduated high school.

ISP: Were you promiscuous before porn?

RL: Yes! I know I banged 10 guys by the time I was 18, and you know what? By 22 it was over 30. I got into porn right before I turned 23, so I’m guessing maybe over 40 guys in my personal life. Way over 40, actually…plus there were chicks, too.

ISP: Any stories banging an authority figure?

RL: I fucked my college professor.

ISP: What did he teach?

RL: Psychology.

ISP: Figures.

RL: After I did him once, I took a bunch more classes from him. Once a semester. Fuck him. Give him a blow job. I’d let him finger me once in a while inside his car. I used to wear mini-skirts to his class with no panties and spread my legs.

ISP: Figures.

RL: During tests and stuff I’d walk up and bend over and say something like “I don’t understand this question!” and he’d just point to the right answer…or just tell me.

ISP: Figures.

RL: On my final exam essay I just wrote him an erotic story about what I’d do to him if I was giving him a BJ. Obviously that wasn’t the exam question.

ISP: Figures.

RL: So the next day I bumped into him, and he goes, “You got your essay 100% correct. You wrote the best essay ever!”

ISP: Figures.

RL: I earned A’s from him all the time.

ISP: Figures…um, OK! What’s the oldest guy you’ve ever been with?

RL: In my personal life? Cause I used to be a hooker in Nevada for a while. I worked at a brothel. So that doesn’t count, right?

ISP: Right.

RL: 53.

ISP: So I’ve got a shot.

RL: You do, yea!

ISP: Why do I have a shot at you?

RL: Um, hmmm. You’re a witty guy. I actually think you’re really funny. For me, it’s all about personality and, um, usually a trip to the bar helps. With a nice dinner!

ISP: Thank you. I really need that, cause lately I’ve been kinda down on Billy Watson. What could I buy you for dinner that would lead into your panties?

RL: Sushi.

ISP: How did you find your way into the biz, and how did you get your name?

RL: I found my agent through Craig’s List. Really, I always wanted to do porn…I just needed to find my way in. And it all kinda fell together. I got my name cause I used to fuck a girl whose real name was Rikki, and Scott (from Overboard) came up with my last name.

ISP: What was your first shoot like?

RL: I actually just hung out with him! I was really excited, and I put my all into it…so much I scratched his back until it bled. It was for Silver Cinema.

ISP: Suddenly, all this porn talk has me thirsty for booze and hungry for sushi. Wanna come along?

RL: Let’s go!

NOTE: I just wrapped a scene for Eat Some Ass, and the two stars of the show, Roxy DeVille and Christian, walked up into my loft for a little post-scene chat. Then, I decided to turn it into an interview…and I asked Christian to help me with questions. He didn’t end up staying very long…

I Shoot Porn: Hey girl! I just shot you for Eat Some Ass! How do you feel about probing a man’s bunghole with your tongue? I mean is this something you do in your private life?

Roxy DeVille: Yes! I do it in my private life. I love my man’s bunghole.

ISP: Does your man’s bunghole ever taste like chicken?

RD: No, but I like it when it’s sweaty.

ISP: How did you find your way into porn?

RD: Surprise! Via stripping. I was so sick of talking to random, strip club johns, so I asked the bouncer if he knew anyone that shot porn. I mean we’re in Porn Valley, so someone’s gotta know where the porn’s being made.

ISP: Where did you strip?

RD: All over the Valley. The Gentleman’s Club, Crazy Girls, and The Candy Cat.

ISP: Don’t you think strippers are sharks? I mean total hustlers…way more than porn stars or escorts.

RD: I didn’t have the heart for it. That’s why I got out. I did it for years, but I just couldn’t take it anymore.

Christian: Tell him about your pets.

RD: I have two mutts. Betsy and Banzai. They’re a chihuahua and a Japanese Chin. I just call my Japanese Chin, Banzai, a little slope.

Christian: Do not put slope on your blog. Even I would be offended by that.

RD: I called a guy a shine once.

Christian: Was he black?

ISP: The greatest word for a black guy is “spook”.

Christian: Dude, I can’t stay for the rest of this. Speak for me, sir…I’m outta here.

[Christian leaves, but not before squeezing Roxy’s tits and saying “you’re my porno girlfriend!”]

RD: Please take “slope” and “shine” out of this. Please!

ISP: Why? I mean let’s be real. We’re not racists. Aren’t slang words like these part of living in America? Or any part of the world?! I mean the Poles are Europe’s whipping post. Everyone makes fun of them overseas. We don’t really believe blacks or Japanese or Poles are inferior. At least me and you don’t, right?

RD: Exactly!

ISP: So I’m keeping it all in. OK?

RD: That’s fine.

ISP: What was your sex life like before you got into porn?

RD: Much more adventurous. Porn has tamed me in ways I couldn’t even have imagined. For example, I’d have orgies and bring girls home from strip clubs and go crazy with other couples. Since I got in, now I’m phobic of disease, and I’ve gotten a lot of my crazies out. I’ve lived “the fantasy” for so long, that it’s no longer a fantasy…it’s just a job.

ISP: Your fans aren’t going to like that.

RD: I love sex! I love having sex on camera! I just no longer crave the extreme. I found what I like and what I don’t like…and I’m sticking to it.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?

RD: A director asked me, on film, how old I was when I lost my virginity, and I answered him, and he followed up with “What member of your family was it with?” And this wasn’t for Meatholes or anything like that.

ISP: That’s vile.

RD: Isn’t that rough? I just stared at him and was like, did you just really ask me that question? Do you know how rude that is?

ISP: Overall, how’s porn treated you?

RD: I’ve had a very fortunate career. You hear a lot of horror stories, and — knock on wood — I have not had one. I’ve worked with — and for — a lot of great people.

ISP: What’s in store for you after porn’s done?

RD: I want to own a beauty shop, or a dive bar. I can’t decide which. Either one would be a fun life.

ISP: I’d lean towards the dive bar. With live music.

RD: I lean towards dive bar with an incredible juke box and dart board and Beer-Pong Tournaments.

ISP: Name three singles on your juke box.

RD: Smoking Popes “Let’s Hear It for Love”. Ministry “Thieves”. And The Rolling Stones “Can’t You Hear Me Knocking.”

ISP: You actually blog on your myspace account, huh?

RD: I do! There’s a new one up.

ISP: Dude, it’s set to private.

RD: That’s crazy! I did not know that! I’ll take it off private right away! Hey, is there a Burger King around here? I really want some chicken tenders.

ISP: What’s your favorite McDonald’s meal?

RD: Cheeseburger Happy meal, no meat, BBQ sauce for the fries, and a Diet Coke. Cause Diet just takes better.

ISP: Does it taste as good as my jizz?

RD: Nothing tastes as good as your jizz.

I Shoot Porn: You just walked into my studio with a dozen donuts for everyone to enjoy. I already grabbed a chocolate frosted! That scores almost as many “I’ll hire you again” points as blowing me. Was this your goal?

Summer Bailey: No, actually I just like being nice.

ISP: Aww. That’s sweet. How did a nice girl get messed up in a dirty business?

SB: Um, first for the money. Then, I found a love for what I do! As I would call it…I found my calling.

ISP: You’re saying you love making dirty movies?

SB: Yes! It’s fun, time on set goes fast, and it’s just something you don’t get to do everyday. I like doing naughty things, too!

ISP: Tell us a little about your childhood.

SB: I grew up in Seattle, but I was born in Atlanta. I had kind of a fucked up childhood. I haven’t seen my mom since I was 3 months old. My dad’s been taking care of me since I was an infant. When I was 9 years old, my dad got a girlfriend. I call her stepmom. She’s nuts. She abused me…stabbed me with a knife and fork. Not a nice woman. I got out of that situation when I was 15.

ISP: You were on your own at 15?

SB: Pretty much. I had a job at the mall, and I met my room mate there. He was a platonic friend. I stayed with him for a while, until I met with boyfriend, and I lived with him for a few years.

ISP: What classes did you like in high school?

SB: I loved math. I was a pretty good student. I graduated when I was 16.

ISP: How did you find porn?

SB: Before I got in, I didn’t watch porn at all. I just heard you can make a lot of money doing it, so I started looking around, trying to get in. I found my agent that way. It was a good time, too, cause I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I needed to get out of Seattle. After I talked to my agent, I was out in LA four days later.

ISP: What won’t you do? In real life and on camera?

SB: In my personal life I do anal, but not on camera…yet. No black guys on camera…but I’ll do them in my personal life. No double penetration — on or off camera. I love being tied up, too! Not too rough, though!

ISP: Is penis size important? Is there such thing as too big or too small?

SB: It’s not important. Really. But I’m not going to deal with some overly-sized penis that’s as big as my arm. Like Shorty Mac’s.

ISP: Thongs, bikinis, or granny panties – which do you wear?

SB: None.

ISP: How can your fans get a hold of you?

SB: Try myspace.

ISP: Do you prefer guys that are circumsized or uncircumsized?

SB: Doesn’t matter to me.

ISP: What fantasies are unfulfilled?

SB: I want to have 4 girls and a guy. I want a bunch of pussy, but I still need a dick!

ISP: In your personal life are you aggressive — or laid back — sexually speaking?

SB: I’m a freak. I’m what you call a nympho. For example, one time on New Year’s Eve me and my boyfriend were 69ing when my boyfriend’s mom walked right by us. Lights on, door open, and she walked right by us. She didn’t even react, but that’s cause she didn’t see us. If she did, she woulda hucked a shoe at me!

ISP: If you could have sex with any historical figure, dead or alive , who would it be?

SB: (Thinking) Who would I want to fuck with? George Washington…with his curly hair!

ISP: Does she have any sort of game plan mapped out for your porn career?

SB: I’m doing only “basics” now, in order to get my name known. I’ll space it out cause I’m getting a lot of work now doing things like B/G and BJ’s. The longer I’m in, the more I’ll do gangbangs, anal, swallowing…everything!

ISP: Do you feel women are exploited in this business? Do you feel exploited?

SB: No, but that’s because I’m not doing scenes like that. No Bangbus…no getting fucked by a dude and tossed out of a van. I only take the work that doesn’t degrade me.

ISP: Wanna go to my private room and practice doggystyle? I promise not to degrade you!

SB: I already know how to do it doggystyle!

ISP: But I can show you how to do it better!!

SB: (laughs) Nope!

I Shoot Porn: Do you realize that when I abbreviate your name, it’s “BM”, which some people may find somewhat amusing?

Beaue Marie: (Laughing) That’s horrible. It’s the complete opposite of my name!

ISP: So what’s your name mean?

BM: Beautiful Marie. Ever since I was a kid, people called me “Beaue”, so I used it for my porn name.

ISP: Who says poop isn’t beautiful? But speaking of doody, how did you wind up in this filthy, disgusting business?

BM: A sleazeball by the name of David Cruz. He found me on Model Mayhem. Even though it says I don’t do porn, I decided to try it.

ISP: Are you a freak?

BM: Not at all. I’m a sensual person. I was only with four guys before I got into this business.

ISP: No gang bang stories before you got into porn?

BM: No.

ISP: No fucking random strangers at a bus stop?

BM: No.

ISP: So why in the world are you doing porn?

BM: It’s an opportunity to meet new people. And to have lots of safe sex! Everyone’s tested!

ISP: There’s a kernel or freakyness inside your head then, right?

BM: (Laughs) A little bit.

ISP: Where did you grow up?

BM: In Germany. I grew up Garmisch. It’s a ski resort town. My mom was a traveler, and she decided to stay there so I could grow up there and go to school. It was a very laid-back, mellow environment. I’d go to school and then snowboard.

ISP: Can you do any fancy snowboarding tricks?

BM: I can do a frontside 360.

ISP: Is that hard?

BM: A little bit. First time I tried it I ended up fracturing my tail bone. I don’t know what I did. I couldn’t sit on my ass for a couple weeks afterwards. A lot of pain killers.

ISP: Tell me about your very first scene.

BM: It was for IC Porn. I did a B/G scene with some dude. I was pretty nervous, and afterwards, I was like…wow. Did I really just do a scene? Did I really just have sex for money? I felt dirty, and I kinda cried to myself on the flight to LA.

ISP: So you’re flying out to LA to do more porn, and you’re crying to yourself, cause you just got done making porn.

BM: (Laughs…holding hands up to her face) I don’t know what to even say to that, cause it sounds so ridiculous.

ISP: Funny how money will make you do things you don’t really wanna do.

BM: Yea, to an extent. At first I came into this for money, but I actually really enjoy it, and I’m discovering things about myself I didn’t know were in me.

ISP: There’s a kernel or freakyness inside your head then, right? Come on. Admit it.

BM: Most definitely.

ISP: Tell me a fantasy of yours. Something you’ve never done.

BM: I’m really embarrassed…I wanna fill a kiddy pool full of mud and wrestle around in it with a boy, and then fuck him….covered in mud. You can just say I’m not afraid to get dirty!

ISP: You couldn’t look me in the eye when you said that. And you covered your face the whole time.

BM: I’ve never told a soul that in my life. You’re the first person I’ve told that to.

ISP: I won’t tell anyone. I swear.

BM: Lies! I can smell them!

ISP: Really, I won’t. Did I tell you I have a kiddie pool here. And some mud!

BM: Shit! Let’s get to it then!

I Shoot Porn: How long have you been a porn whore?

Sarah Shine: About a week and a half.

ISP: So no one really knows who you are.

SS: No…not really. Except for my fans on myspace.

ISP: I see your myspace is actually called “aspiring porn whore”. That’s pretty funny.

SS: Yea, I’ve been wanting to be in porn since I was 15. I watched a lot of porn. A lot of the actresses are fun to watch, but others are kinda boring. I want to bring something nice to this industry.

ISP: Not a lot of 18 year olds say that. In fact, the last two I remember talking like that were Bree Olson and Sasha Grey.

SS: I don’t like one of those two…but I won’t say which one.

ISP: Um, ok. Why?

SS: Her moaning is totally fake.

ISP: I just shot you for Manojob, and when you came on the magic wand, I’m thinking it was 100% real.

SS: (laughs) Cause it was.

[Billy’s note: we also shot Sarah Shine for TheDickSuckers.com]

ISP: Before you got into porn, were you a teen slut?

SS: I wouldn’t say a slut. With my boyfriends I was their little whore, but I didn’t get around a whole lot.

ISP: What’s the craziest sex act you ever did growing up?

SS: Um…lemme think. Well, me and four of my girlfriends had a really great time with my boyfriend. That’s all I can say.

ISP: Huh?! Tell me more!!!

SS: It got a little wild for him, I guess. He ended up getting tied up. He was tied up and we teased him. We grabbed his dick and jerked it a bit…but not to get him off. Then, finally, once we were done teasing him, we untied him and took turns fucking him.

ISP: And he lasted?

SS: Well, we didn’t really take turns. We were all over him. Fucking him, sucking his dick and balls.

ISP: And he lasted?

SS: He lasted a while, yea. When he shot his load it was enormous. He went across all four faces and messed them all up! It was fun. It was crazy.

ISP: How old were you then?

SS: It was a few months ago, when I was 17.

ISP: That’s right. You just turned 18!

SS: In December.

ISP: In fact, we share the same exact birthday!

SS: Well, except for the year. (She laughs at me).

ISP: Fuck you. I hate getting old.

SS: I know you wanna fuck me cause you’re old.

ISP: I haven’t banged and 18 year old since I was 18. What was high school like for you? Awesome? Total shit?

SS: In between. I had friends, but a lot of the girls called me a slut. They were all sluts, so they called me a slut cause I was only fucking my boyfriend. In reality, they were fucking everybody.

ISP: Damnit. Why didn’t I grow up now? There weren’t any real sluts when I was 18.

SS: Oh well. I guess too bad for you.

ISP: Where ya from?

SS: Stockton California. It’s a pretty boring town. It’s about the same size as Fresno, and bowling or the movies is about the only thing to do there. Kinda sad, huh?

ISP: Not really. It’s normal kid stuff. I grew up with kegs in the middle of the desert. That’s where we drank and did naughty things. Where did you guys fuck and suck?

SS: Anywhere. People would go out on boats on the Delta. We’d do it there.

ISP: What was your first scene?

SS: I worked for Vivid. “Brand New Faces”. I did a boy/girl. I worked with…um…something Johnson. Chris Johnson. I think. He was a new guy, too.

ISP: How’d you like it.

SS: It was great! I came!

ISP: Where did he blow his load?

SS: I got a facial.

ISP: You like it when a dude unloads all over your kisser?

SS: Fuck yea! I love it. Off camera, even. I like anything nasty. Anal. Multiple guys. I swallow. I like to drink cum. Like Cum Drinkers. Ever see that porn? More than one guy will cum in a cup, and the whore drinks it all up. I love that.

ISP: My goodness…you are dirty.

SS: Ahh…well. I mean, I’m supposed to be. I’m a teenager. Aren’t they supposed to be dirty?

ISP: So what’s your damage?

SS: I wasn’t abused as a kid, or on drugs. I watched a lot of porn, and I love it, and I’d like to be the next big thing.

ISP: You know the way to the top is through my cock.

SS: Well, I guess I’m gonna have to go there. Can I have the directions, please?

I Shoot Porn: So why’d you get into porn, anyways?

Ricki White: I was having too much sex. Really. I was a virgin until I was 19, but through my teens I always knew I wanted lose it. So, when I finally lost it…I went crazy.

ISP: Where’d you lose it?

RW: In the back of a car. Terrible. I was drunk. It was a black guy. But I used to like Latin guys. Like, gangbanger guys.

ISP: What made you switch from angry Mexicans to Bleeecks?

RW: OK. When I was growing up, I wasn’t allowed to watch “bad movies”. My parents kept everything PG…literally. I grew up in a very non-racist home. When I got to 16, I saw “Remember The Titans”, and Denzel Washington was so manly I fell in love with him. Not cause he was black, either. About the same time I fell in love with Kobe Bryant. This was all before I started having sex. I’m into clubbing and the hip-hop culture, and I’ve got ass, so it all combined into a triple whammy.

ISP: What’s your craziest sexual escapade…off camera, please.

RW: There was a party house, and it was my ex’s birthday, and I’m bi, so I started to hook up with one of the girls there. I could tell this wasn’t a freaky group, but I managed to turn it into a threesome with my ex. It was kinda crazy. I guess it was crazy cause they were “normal”, and for a white girl with ass to come in and do a threesome was just plain crazy. Other than that, I had sex at California Adventure on the top of the ferris wheel.

ISP: Did he cum at the top of the wheel?

RW: Of course. Ew! Wait. I had sex in the steam sauna at 24 Hour Fitness. You couldn’t really see anything, cause it was 130 degrees in there. I did reverse cowgirl in case anyone came in. I could just jump off. I like having sex in public. I wanna have sex in a car again. I haven’t done that in a long time.

ISP: Will you give a hired Stunt Cock a Manojob in a car?

RW: Fuck yea! I really will, too.

ISP: Let’s talk about your titties.

RW: I got ’em in December. It was a pivotal point in my life. I was perfectly OK with my old boobs. Let’s just say I was one of the girls who could use a boob job. They were mediocre. Not big. Not small. But I have an ass, and that saved me. It was some sort of womanly curve. Now I have the whole enchilada. That’s so retarded.

ISP: It’s retarded to get new boobs?

RW: No, cause of the enchilada part, silly.

ISP: What’s your damage? I mean you seem fairly normal for a Porn Whore.

RW: I had a great childhood. I really did. It was almost too good. My parents overly-protected me. I was home schooled for 13 years, and I grew up with my sisters. Great family life, but sucky social life. Me, as a person, without sex…you know what I mean? In a normal world, I can make it anywhere. When I got my first job, at an all-women’s gym…my parents did it to a “T”. They wouldn’t let men around me at all! I was boy crazy. I kissed my first boy in Sunday School was I was 4.

ISP: You always thought about guys, didn’t you?

RW: Oh yea. I always practiced kissing the back of my hand, so when it would happen I knew what I was doing. In my young mind, I never thought it would never actually happen. I was always around my family. Not in a weird, cult-like way. I was home schooled, I was always home at night, but I was always checking guys out. Making eye contact. Hoping they would hit on me. That sort of thing. First make-out session at 19. I should write a book.

ISP: You were Christian, right?

RW: Calvary Chapel. Every Sunday and Wednesday night. But I was never allowed to go to Youth Group. Not in a weird way, but I was very grown-up. I saw kids as being silly.

ISP: It’s really common. Most porn whores have had a bunch of hard-core religion jammed down their throat since Day 1. If it weren’t for Christians and those silly Mormons trying to scare you to death about sex, there’d be no Porn Industry. You just wanted to bust out, didn’t you?

RW: Right! But I love my parents to death.

ISP: What’s in your refrigerator right now?

RW: Fuck…what do we have? Water. I’m a water whore. Oh! Peanut butter and jelly. Salad.

ISP: Do you feel exploited fucking on camera for money?

RW: Everyone has a choice with what they do. With porn, I am in control. People never see the big picture, and porn is a legitimate business. We’re hired to do a job, and we do it, and it’s my choice to do that job as a human being. So no, I’m not exploited at all. I don’t owe anyone anything. Everyone has their own choice to do what they want. At the end of the day, I answer to me. That’s it.

ISP: What’s your favorite word?

RW: When I was little, I’d always say…fuck. I don’t even remember. I have…like…a disorder. If I think about one thing, I can’t think at all. I would make an idiot of myself on Jeopardy. I’m a good speller. I’m smart!

ISP: Spell receipt.

RW: R-E-C-E-I-P-T.

ISP: Spell Massachusetts.

RW: M-A-S-S-A-C-H-U-S-E-T-T-S. Right?

ISP: You are.

RW: I have a photographic mind. If I’ve seen it written out, I can remember it. I can spell it. It’s the only cool thing about me. Spelling and my boobs. Those are the only cool things about me.

ISP: You’re cooler than your ability to spell and your boobs.

RW: I’m an artist, too. I can draw portraits. I can play guitar and piano. And I’m really adventurous, too. I think I’m a good-balanced person.

ISP: Can you play skin flute?

RW: Skin flute? Are you kidding me? I’m a pro at that! I can even make it do tricks!

ISP: Tricks?! Like back flips or something?

RW: Um…sure. (Laughs). Like deep throating and then a jaw breaker? If so, then I’ll for sure make your dick do all sorts of tricks. Oh, hey, show everyone mySpace, ok? [it’s since been deleted].

ISP: Done deal. Now let’s go make my Steamin’ Six Incher do a reverse one and 1/2 somersault with three 1/2 twists.

I Shoot Porn: Do you know Adrianna Nicole?

Adrianna DeVille: Um, I’ve heard of her.

ISP: How about Roxy DeVille?

AD: Yes, yes, yes, I know…ladies, please don’t hate me. It was my first agent who named me, and I won’t name names as to who he was. But he knew CC DeVille from Poison. The name I wanted was “Carmella”, and just Carmella, cause I love the Sopranos. My ex-agent had a Carmella, so I chose the name Adrianna from the same show. The whole thing was picking a last name, and that’s where my friend came in…CC DeVille had actually called my friend, so I went with Adrianna DeVille. I wish I could change my name, but now there’s a lot of Adrianna DeVille stuff out there, so I’m kinda stuck with it. Can you book me with both of them? They’re both talented and beautiful.

ISP: Come by my house tonight, cause I fuck them both off-camera on a regular basis. They’ll be around tonight, too, cause they know the best luvin’ to be found in LA is at my crib.

AD: Is that the truth?

ISP: No, it’s a total lie. But lying like that makes me feel good about myself. So how did you get into porn?

AD: Well, I was an accountant. I really have an actual bachelor’s degree! I was doing basic work. Light account and contract set-up. I loved what I was doing, and my husband and I are swingers, and we used to tape all our swinger escapades. Every time me and my hubby fucked, we’d watch the videos. One time we decided to watch “Secret Lives of Women” which was a documentary on the whole porn industry. I decided to post pictures on Sexy Jobs, and independent producers, and they were kinda sketchy, so I found an agent.

ISP: Where are you from, and how old are you?

AD: I’m from Yonkers, NY. I’m 29.

ISP: What was your childhood like?

AD: I come from a strict, old-school Italian family. I went to an all-girl Catholic school, so I guess that’s where my rebellious side came out.

ISP: Leave it to those crazy Catholics to rear a porn star. How about high school — the Time O’ Your Life, or Satan’s dungeon in Hell?

AD: Satan’s dungeon in Hell. Skirts had to be no more than 2″ above the knee, had to wear the sweater, and tights. No skin. No thigh-highs. No leaving campus for lunch. No smoking. The Dean was a dyke bitch that didn’t let any of the girls get away with anything. “You’re cordially invited to detention” was one of her favorite lines. No guys anywhere around campus, either.

ISP: Did she ever make a move on you?

AD: Nope. But the gym teacher definitely want to fuck me. She’d always talk about Madonna’s sex book, and asked me what I thought about Madonna’s looks, and I was 15 at the time. When I did aerobic exercises, like butt squeezes, she’d watch me closely and help me out with them.

ISP: What was your first shoot like?

AD: It was in Florida, for Icey Porn, and it was a MILF Next Door shoot. I was nervous though cause we were on a boat, and I can’t swim! I was really nervous that I would fall into the water and drown. I ended up shooting more for them.

ISP: Ever get pissed off on set for any reason?

AD: No! I’ve been very lucky! I’m sure it can happen, but so far I’ve had fun! As far as who I’ve worked with, it’s been very cool and good-natured.

ISP: What won’t you do on set?

AD: Double vag and double anal are out. No trannies. Everything else is a go! I really want to do black guys. My first might be this week!

ISP: Come work for Blacks On Blondes!

AD: Can you get me Sean Michaels?

ISP: I only book top-notch male talent.

AD: What about Shane Diesel?

ISP: Nope. He’s contracted.

AD: Jean Claude?

ISP: Yes mam. He’s a green light!

AD: Let’s do it soon!

ISP: What’s in your fridge right now at home?

AD: Vitamin water and Mountain Dew and Pepsi. I really don’t cook. My husband doesn’t want me to cook!

ISP: Is Hubby your biggest fan?

AD: He is!

ISP: When you guys are doing it, does he make you tell him about your scenes?

AD: (Smiles). How did you know?

ISP: I’m the same kind of sick pervert, and there’s something terribly wrong with me.

AD: When I’m not home he’ll pop in one of my movies and jerk to it.

ISP: Which is an obvious advantage of being married to a porn star!

AD: And he’s a freak, too.

ISP: What’s the freakiest thing you’ve ever done off-camera?

AD: I fuck in swing clubs. Manhattan. Underground. It’s called “Checkmates”. We went with a couple, and we chose a small room, so it would just be the four of us. We started fucking. I was 69ing with the girl, and before we knew it there was a whole audience. I love that kind of shit. It’s such a turn on.

ISP: You got a myspace?

AD: I sure do!

ISP: Can I bang you really quick?

AD: (laughs) Of course, baby! Can my husband watch, too? And please cum on my feet, cause I like to eat cum off my toes.

ISP: Is he gay?

AD: No Way!

ISP: Then bring it on.