I’m taking the day off today, so I had my pal Faceblaster interview porno gal Tricia Marx. Please note her right eye. Faceblaster blasted her for The Dick Suckers just moments before this interview took place. It was a mighty blast! And in the backround? Cherry Poppens, my assistant, prepping model releases.

I Shoot Porn: You just shot a scene for TheDickSuckers. How do you feel about sucking dick?

Tricia Marx: I love the cock! I love having big objects in my mouth.

ISP: Do you remember the first time you had one in your mouth?

TM: I was in a field, with a blanket on the ground, and I could see the horizon. I don’t remember what his name was, but I was 14, and I was running away from home, and this guy was older – and a fuck buddy.

ISP: Did you fuck him, too?

TM: Nope, just head. When he came it popped right into my forehead. I was like UGH! I felt grossed out at the time. It was in my hair, and I knew what it was…I just really didn’t know what to do.

ISP: Remember your first swallow?

TM: It was in porn. No amateur swallows. I’ve only done it on film, and I think it was for Back Seat Bangers.

ISP: You’ve had it in your mouth before…but you’re a spitter.

TM: Yea, before I get into porn, even the taste of pre-cum made me vomit. Now, I love it.

ISP: Any girl-girl activity in your teen years?

TM: Oh yea. Like, two years ago I went through a “bi-phase”. I liked girls. I had a girlfriend for, like, 2 weeks. I’ve had girls get me off, too. I’m not bi, but I’ll make out with a girl. I love the cock, though!

ISP: What’s the easiest way for you to cum?

TM: The finger thing that Shane Diesel did on my pussy was crazy. Wow!

ISP: What do you do in your spare time? Besides sex, of course.

TM: I love to write. I write music and poetry. I like to sing. I sing with my kinda-sorta boyfriend. He does demos. He’s trying to get a record deal.

ISP: Can you give me a 4 line poem? Maybe a haiku. Come on!! Give me one about blowjobs.

TM: Gimme a minute. (She thinks…she paces back and forth.)

ISP: And afterwards I masturbate?

TM: Exactly!!!

I Shoot Porn: So this is your very first sex scene ever. The first. For real. How are you feeling right now?

Candice Cox: Great.

ISP: Care to elaborate?

CC: Nervous. I’m about to get fucked by two black guys.

ISP: Have you ever done a black guy in your private life?

CC: Yes. But he wasn’t big. So it didn’t count. Nope.

ISP: Can you imagine being a black guy with a small dick in today’s society? That would be tough, cause if you’re black, people just assume you’ve got a big ol’ dong. Then, when it comes time to whip it out, you disappoint all the girlies.

CC: Yea, and with Japanese people, they have small dicks. I wonder if I get to fuck a Japanese person, or a Chinese person, in this business. In fact, that will be my goal before I leave. To bang an Asian.

ISP: There’s not a lot of Asian porn stars. My pal Chico Wang knows one. Anyways, leave to go where?

CC: To Japan. I’m going from LA straight to Japan. To visit my ex-boyfriend.

ISP: Does he have any idea you’re doing porn?

CC: I’ll tell him that when I get my new phone. I dropped my old one in water, so it doesn’t work.

ISP: What do you think he’s gonna do when you he finds out?

CC: He might like it. But he’ll be pissed cause I lied to him. I asked him once that if I ever did porn, would it be considered cheating? He thought it wouldn’t be cheating, and he said it was OK if I did it. Cause he says he got offered to do porn, but I know that’s a lie cause he’s got a small dick.

ISP: Which all makes sense. Where are you from?

CC: Boston.

ISP: Go Sox!

CC: Go Sox! Jeter sucks. They’re gonna kill the Yankees, that’s for sure.

ISP: How old are you? How tall? How much do you weigh? How big are your tits?

CC: I’m 19, I’m 5’6″, 120, and I’ve got small boobs. 34A’s, I think. I just don’t know about all this make-up all over my face. I feel like a tramp…like a crossdresser. A drag queen.

ISP: You’re no tramp, my love. Let me see your ba-gina.

CC: (Shows the pussy)

ISP: Crossdressers have dicks. You have a pussy, shaved bald, and looking very sweet.

CC: Um, I have no response to that.

ISP: I just took you to a Gloryhole. It was your very first scene ever on film, even though it’s not really considered a “sex scene” cause it’s just a BJ. How did you feel when I made you suck the stranger’s cum up out of your hands over and over?

CC: Like I wanted to throw up. Just please, for my Blacks On Blondes scene, don’t make me do it as many times as you did before.

ISP: No problemo. Do your folks or any of your friends know you do porn?

CC: My friend Adam does, that’s it.

ISP: What do people think you’re doing right now in LA?

CC: Regular modeling. Cause I did that when I was little. But now I don’t have the height for it.

ISP: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in your private sex life?

CC: Have anal sex on the beach at a military base. Camp Coutney. With my boyfriend.

ISP: The same one that’s in Japan?

CC: Yes.

ISP: Did he blow a big ol’ nut up in your butt?

CC: No. He blew it all over my stomach. I was so pissed. He should have at least thrown it away into the ocean.

ISP: So you hate cum?

CC: I just don’t like the taste of it.

ISP: How do you feel your friends and family are going to react when they see some of the tomfoolery we’re about to do for Blacks on Blondes?

CC: When my family finds out? You know those homeless people on the side of the road? That’s gonna be me.

ISP: Then why in the world are you doing it?

CC: My family is computer illiterate. They’ll never find out.

I Shoot Porn: Where are you from?

Renee Jordan: Anchorage, AK

ISP: How long have you been in the biz?

RJ: 5 weeks.

ISP: And you are how old?

RJ: 18!

ISP: Do you think you’re too young to be in porn? I mean, shouldn’t you be, say, 21…the same age to legally buy booze…to be in a dirty movie?

RJ: Hell no. It’s pretty fucked up to sit there and say that everyone has older people get better jobs when younger people want better jobs. It’s not worth it for a stupid 21 year old that can buy alcohol instead of an 18 year old to buy herself a really nice apartment. Cause that’s what I’m doing.

ISP: Interesting reply. Do you believe in the government’s right to censorship?

RJ: What’s censorship?

ISP: It’s when the government chooses what we watch and hear and see.

RJ: I think that would be totally fucked up. Cause it takes our rights away. It’s like that country, Iraq. I hope it ends, cause I don’t want my army friends to go.

ISP: Why are we in Iraq anyway?

RJ: At first I thought it was at first cause they were bombing us and attacking us. And then I thought about it, and it’s like why do they want to bomb us? So I asked some people and it’s because we have freedom and they don’t. They have oil, too. That’s all Bush wants is oil and to finish his father’s work what his father stopped doing. It’s getting me upset cause all my military friends are leaving in October.

ISP: Um, ok. Interesting reply. Let’s turn to the biz. What are your do’s and don’ts on set?

RJ: Ummm. (laughs). Basically, I’ll do anything. I licked some guy’s ass once. I never imagined I’d lick a guy’s ass. I licked Jason’s ass. I did it for your site, Eat Some Ass!

ISP: That’s right! I wasn’t here, and I couldn’t shoot it, so I had a pal shoot it.

RJ: That’s the first time I’ve ever licked an ass. It was all washed out and clean and there was nothing nasty in his butthole.

ISP: Are you sure about that? It was all clean and nice? I mean, it’s a butthole. Did it smell funky or taste weird?

RJ: It was really weird! I guess it tasted like shit.

ISP: That’s what a butthole would taste like, I imagine. What’s the dumbest thing a director’s asked you to do so far?

RJ: Um, Nothing that I remember. I dunno. Maybe your site – licking the asshole. I like licking the balls and sucking on them. I think they taste better as long as they’re not hairy.

ISP: Did you like your trip today to the Gloryhole?

RJ: Yea, it was so cool!

ISP: When did you graduate high school?

RJ: July 1st. Just a couple weeks ago.

ISP: It’s June, babe.

RJ: Oh! I mean June. (laughs).

ISP: Do you have a site?

RJ: No, but I’m going to get one. I have a myspace account.

ISP: Everyone has a myspace. Do you have a boyfriend?

RJ: No. He just broke up with me. Three weeks ago. He said the sparks were exploding big and brightly the first time we met, and then, now, it’s like the exact same, except a little dimmer.

ISP: I’m sorry. Are you sad?

RJ: Yes! I am. I still dream about him.

ISP: Do you dream about him while you’re getting pounded on set?

RJ: Yes, I picture him…his head, on their faces. Cause I loved his sex. We did it our own style. Like, where he spoons me for a while. Then, I’ll suck him while he watches me suck him, cause that turns him on the most.

ISP: Spit or swallow?

RJ: I swallow. It’s an inslut to me if you spit. Plus, sperm doesn’t kill you!

ISP: How does it taste?

RJ: Some guys are salty, other’s there no taste. I dunno. Maybe I got used to the taste.

ISP: Do you swallow a lot of cum?

RJ: As much as they blow, I swallow. For one shoot, I had to do 5 guys, and then they had to blow into a martini glass, and then I drank it. I drank it all. And licked the glass.

ISP: A lot of girls say my cum tastes exactly like a yummy vanilla milk shake.

RJ: Really?

ISP: Yes. Wanna try it out?

RJ: (Extended silence, thinking hard) Um. OK. Sure!

I Shoot Porn: You’re new to the biz. How many scenes have you shot?

Barbie Cummings: 14 or 15.

ISP: How do you like the porno world so far?

BC: It’s great! Good money! You get paid to fuck!

ISP: Do you watch porno in your private life?

BC: Yes! I think anyone that is a porn star should watch porn, or has watched it. My legs are smooth. Wanna feel?

ISP: Yes. (I feel her smooth legs). What’s your favorite porn to watch?

BC: Any porn that has tan, blonde girls in it. I like to watch them get fucked. I also like watching DP’s.

ISP: Do you do DPs?

BC: Yep. It was my first shoot.

ISP: Hold on. Your very first shoot in this business was a DP?

BC: Yes sir. I do that in my personal life. Like with my boyfriend and a dildo.

ISP: Does your boyfriend DP you with another guy?

BC: Ow! These panties are too tight. They really are. (She’s adjusting her panties.) No I don’t do other guys. Just my boyfriend.

ISP: How’s he feel about you doing porn?

BC: It goes unspoken. He doesn’t want to talk about it.

ISP: What would you do if he did a porn?

BC: I think that would be great! He could, too! He’s packing. He’s girthy. Maybe 7 fat inches. A good dick, in the real world. Enough for me. Shit, 4 inches and I’m good!

ISP: So you love dick is what you’re saying?

BC: Hmmm, yea. Yea. You gotta love dick to be in porn.

ISP: Can I show my readers your website?

BC: (Singing loudly) DO IT DO IT DO IT – SUCK FUCKIN’ COCK!!!

(Editor’s note: This interview was conducted WAY before Barbie Cummings had a website…we’re just trying to keep things current. The original question asked to see her myspace, but she deleted it).

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?

BC: Oh man! I had to fuck a stuffed animal. A turtle. And I had to give his tail a blow job on camera. For Freaky First Timers.

ISP: Did that cute, fluffy turtle give you a good facial?

BC: Nope. I had to go back to my anal probing from James Deen. Man that was a rough scene. One of my roughest.

ISP: What did Mr. Deen do to you?

BC: You know. Choking. Spitting. Slapping. Pulling of hair. Degrading names. More like SM than a fuck scene. I did whatever he wanted. Basically, I was James Deen’s bitch.

ISP: Did you like it?

BC: Of course.

ISP: Can I spit and choke you now?

BC: Sure.

ISP: Can I call you some really bad names?

BC: Only if they’re “whore” or “slut” or “skank” or “bitch” or “cunt”.

ISP: How about I call you a filthy little piggy?

BC: (Laughing) Is that an insult?

ISP: Not at all, my love. Not at all.

I Shoot Porn: So, today’s your first interracial scene. What’s going through your head right now?

Jacky Joy: I’m very nervous about how big they are.

ISP: The colored fellahs? You know that’s a myth, right?

JJ: Really? Everyone keeps telling me it’s true!

ISP: Well, they’re wrong! Anyway, how did you get into porn?

JJ: Exploited teens found myspace. It’s funny, cause I put that I was 14 years old, but I’m really 20.

ISP: So what the fuck’s up with the Exploited Teens guy?! He’s contacting 14 year olds to do porn?!?

JJ: Well, I say I’m 20 on there, but you have to read my profile. But that dude is totally freaky! He’s shady, he’s all about the girl, and he kinda makes me wanna barf!

ISP: Like all porn producers?

JJ: (laughs) Yea, I guess.

ISP: When you’re not in front of the camera, what do you do?

JJ: I go to college. I wanna be a pharmaceutical marketer.

ISP: You wanna sell drugs?

JJ: Yea, legally! Oh, I also strip. At Grandview. They’ve got a huge calendar of all the Grandview girls. It’s in Pocono, PA. Totally nude place.

ISP: So you show your BA-gina to everyone! Just like in your movies!

JJ: Yea, and dance. I love being a stripper. And I love being in porn. I think it’s funny. It’s ironic. You got a stripper that does porn. God forbid a stripper does porn.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?

JJ: I was on the Bang Bus. They do that stupid thing where they run away from you at the end. And then people come up to me afterward and say things like “They didn’t pay you?” DUH! Of course they paid me.

ISP: You gotta boyfriend?

JJ: Yea.

ISP: Does he know you do porn?

JJ: Kinda sorta.

ISP: What’s that mean, exactly?

JJ: Um, I don’t tell him when I go to do a shoot. Then he finds my scene on the internet. Then I admit I to him what I did. It’s pretty shady.

ISP: Does he threaten to break up with you?

JJ: At first. Then I convince him I’m never gonna do it again. And he forgives me and says if you do it again, I’ll break up with you. He’s said that like 4 times now.

ISP: That rules. Wait till he sees your scene at Blacks On Blondes.

JJ: What’s it called?

ISP: Blacks on Blondes.

JJ: Um, I just hoping he doesn’t see it. Is it gonna be on the internet?

ISP: Um, yes.

JJ: (Sarcastically) Great. I can’t wait to go back to college. One person hears or sees it, and the whole campus knows. That’s how my boyfriend finds out.

ISP: Well, get ready…

JJ: Um, ok. (Nervous laugh). It’s just like Bang Bus. One guy from Williamsport, which is north of PA, found out, and suddenly the whole state of Pennsylvania knew I was doing porn.

ISP: That’s a lot of people.

JJ: Pretty much. One of my friends posted a link to see me. Then all my best friends found out.

ISP: And?

JJ: Some people call me a trashy, slutty whore. Others are like “Can I have your autograph?” One of my professors asked me for my autograph!

ISP: A Professor asked you for an autograph? What class did he teach?

JJ: Accounting.

ISP: What did you get in that class?

JJ: A C+

ISP: You shoulda blown him for the A.

JJ: Yea, really. I shoulda. My life is really interesting. I should have my own reality show.

ISP: That’s what all these nutty porno girls say.

IShootPorn: Remember two weeks ago Phoebe? I shot you for Blacks On Blondes, and a cuckold wore a Mexican wrestler’s mask and jacked his little dinky while you fucked Brian Pumper??

Phoebe: Hell ya I do. He had to jack off cause he can’t have none of this.

ISP: So, if I told you, like this time last year that you’d get paid big money to fuck a black dude while a small-dicked whiteboy in a wrestler’s mask watched, what would you have said?

P: You’re out of your mind. No way!

ISP: You’re smart…seriously. We’ve talked about this. You graduated high school with almost a 4.0. What in the world are you doing fucking on film?

P: Child photography. I know this sounds bad, and it’s not what you think. I was a photographer, taking pictures at the mall. Family pictures. And working 2 days a week wasn’t enough, so I used my talent for bigger and better things. No pun intended.

ISP: I’m confused. You took pics of people having sex?

P: No! My myspace account said I was a photographer, and someone in the porn industry e-mailed me about my profession, and wanted to know if I could make more money. I’m always interested in more money, and it turned out to be porn, and here I am, working in front of the camera instead of behing.

ISP: So let me see if I got this right. Some dude e-mailed you off your myspace, and asked if you’d fuck for money, and you went and meet him, and that’s that??

P: No. I was skeptical. I didn’t believe I’d make $500 having sex with a guy on film. So, I met him at a corporate restaurant, he bought me dinner, explained everything, and that he wasn’t lying, and I did it.

ISP: So let me see if I got this right. Some dude e-mailed you off your myspace, and asked if you’d fuck for money, and you went and meet him, and that’s that??

P: Yes!

ISP: What was it like?

P: He’s a cock whore. All he wanted was a blowjob. We’d fuck for 5 minutes and he’d want me to suck him again.

ISP: What’s a cock whore? Cause that sounds kinda gay to me.

P: He’s greedy with his dick. He loves bj’s.

ISP: Let’s talk about something completely different. Name your favorite film.

P: Sleeping Beauty.

ISP: Your favorite TV show?

P: Charmed. That’s where I got my name, Phoebe! Alyssa Milano’s character name.

ISP: Favorite song or band.

P: Hmmmm. Poetically Pathetic by Amber Pacific. It’s emo.

ISP: Hey! I just learned about Emo the other day. My friend Noah told me about it.

P: “So why should I take your hand when I can’t promise happy endings.”

ISP: That’s pretty emotional.

P: That’s pretty emo!

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?

P: Jeez! (laughs) – Crap. There’s a lot. Um. I had to eat ranch dressing off a guy’s dick.

ISP: Nice! Anything else you’d like to add before I take you into my little room and fuck you silly?

P: To any girl out there looking to get into porn…don’t be ashamed! Let what you do best come naturally, cause you will get paid for it!

ISP: That’s nice!

P: Change the “come” to “cum” please!

ISP: Um, ok…To any girl out there looking to get into porn…don’t be ashamed! Let what you do best cum naturally, cause you will get paid for it!

IShootPorn: Hey! I remember you. I met you at Chico Wang’s porn house before XMas. You were hobblin’ then with a bad leg. What happened?

Alicia Alighatti: My horse jumped on top of me.

ISP: What kind of horse?

AA: American Warmblood. She’s 4 years old. Her name is Georgia.

ISP: Wow! A porn girl with a hobby!!

AA: Yea, I’ve been working with horses since I was 4 years old.

ISP: Kelly Kline is into horses, too.

AA: Yea, I know. We talked about that.

ISP: Don’t you have to jack a horse off to clean his dick?

AA: You don’t jack him off!

ISP: But don’t you kinda do that to clean it?

AA: Well, either you tranquilize him so he drops, then wipe it off, or you reach up into the sheath and pull out the smega.

ISP: Does smega smell like rotten bologna?

AA: No.

ISP: OK – enough of that. Last time I saw you, you weren’t a brace face. Now you are. What’s up?

AA: I got my braces on right before AVN’s. They’ll be on for nine months.

ISP: Those silly fuckers are gonna get you some work!

AA: Yep.

ISP: How long you been in the biz?

AA: Since last Thanksgiving.

ISP: First scene you did?

AA: Teens for Cash.

ISP: With Will Hanson! He’s a nice guy.

AA: Yea, I’ve shot all their sites – the lesbo stuff, the black guy one, there’s the teen one I mentioned, and a couple others I don’t remember.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?

AA: There’s so many! Um…oh. Chico asked me to cluck like a chicken for the Spring Chickens series. I had to walk around and cluck like a chicken, then I got fucked.

ISP: Funny, that sounds like the Chico I know. Almost every time I ask a porn girl this question, his name pops up.

AA: Um, yea. He was wasted.

ISP: As usual. I think right now Chico’s the only real genius in porn. He’s way smater than that arty-farty guy, Eon McKai.

AA: Yep.

ISP: You have anything you want to promote?

AA: My space!

ISP: Sweet! Um, you sure do suck a mean dick. I kinda know, cause you sucked mine for like 7 seconds at Chico’s house!

AA: Yea, I just won AVN’s “Best Oral On Film” and “Best Group Scene On Film” for Darkside.

ISP: Can I finish my BJ now? Puh-leaze?

AA: (laughs) Um, no. We have to go shoot!

We then get into the White Van and scurry off the The Gloryhole

IShootPorn: I shot you in a Gloryhole scene like 2 years ago, and you’re back for more! I bet you can’t wait to worship black dick today.

DS: I’m such a size queen. I hope he’s really large.

ISP: So size matters?

DS: Oh yea!

ISP: So, like, if you really love a guy…I mean you’re in love with him, and he’s got a small dick…what then?

DS: Well, he better compensate by letting me fuck his friends.

ISP: We lived in the same state for a while. Do you miss it?

DS: No. I wasn’t popular in high school, so there’s nothing to miss.

ISP: You mentioned that while getting your make-up done…and you said that’s what turned you into a whore. And I’m using your words.

DS: Yea, I wasn’t popular. I wanted attention very badly. So, if anyone wanted to give me attetion, I just took it. And that usually meant that I was fucking them or sucking them.

ISP: Do you like this biz?

DS: I love it. I get to fuck somebody new almost daily. It’s like living out a fantasy every day.

ISP: You genuinely love sex.

DS: I love sex. I can’t get enough. I’m a total nympho.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?

DS: That’s a hard one. I’ve been asked to do some really dumb stuff. There’s this fat guy, The Minion, who I’ve done like four times. And, every time I do a scene with him, well, he’s got a really small dick, and we always use a condom, and it’s always a Trojan Magnum, and it’s just hanging off his dick, and we always do soemthing with food, so I’m always feeding him shit, shoving it in his face.

ISP: That’s pretty dumb.

DS: But he’s a really good sport about it. He lets me beat him. Hard.

ISP: Tell me about your site.

DS: I’ve got a site in which I sell my used, soiled panties. I take a pair of panties I’ve worn in a scene, and then I take some pictures with them on after the scene. I shove them in my pussy, I sign them, and send them off to the lucky guy.

ISP: What’s a pair of those cost?

DS: $150.

ISP: A total bargain, cause they’re real, right? I mean, this isn’t bullshit.

DS: Absolutely not. These are real panties I’ve worn in my scene. I’ll even include what scene they were shot in, so the guy who buys them can verify it.

ISP: They must smell wonderful.

DS: I’ve been told my pussy tastes like bubblegum. And it feels like velvet.

ISP: So let’s go into my little bedroom and let me verify all this, ok?

DS: Let’s go.

I Shoot Porn: You’re really cute and girl-next-doorish…how the fuck did you get into porno?

Kaci Starr: My friend talked me into going to a nude modeling shoot. I went. I posed, but only down to my underwear. I only showed my tits. My friend got totally naked. We also simulated some lesbo stuff. Real light stuff.

ISP: Why didn’t you take off your panties?

KS: I’m really shy. But I now know I have a good body. Especially good tits.

ISP: Good body? It’s tight and there’s not a single stretch mark anywhere. It’s better than good! Wanna talk about where you’re from?

KS: I’m from a small town in Colorado. Carbondale. On the way up to Aspen. Here’s the deal about being from a small town and doing porn: I told three friends what I did. ONLY three. The next day I had 3 people who I hardly even knew MySpace me and ask me what’s up…and about Shane Diesel’s big fat cock in my pussy…and how did I take that huge thing. From this point on I just get to hear it from everyone. My brother even knows. He walked into my best-friend’s work and actually talked to her about my life in porn. He was all like “do you know what my sister’s doing?!” Um…it kinda hurt cause he’s lost respect for me for what I’ve done, and not for who I am. My mom was surprised, but she didn’t pass judgment on me like my brother did.

ISP: Um…wow. That’s crazy. Let’s lighten things up a bit – do you ski?

KS: I snowboard. Like for the last 10 years. If there’s one thing I would have loved to have do is be a pro snowboarder in the X Games.

ISP: Have you really eaten it snowboarding?

KS: Yea. I hit a jump, and something happened, and I ended up landing on my head. The whole rest of the day I wasn’t there. Here’s the weird part. I dreamt about it the night before. I mean that I took a jump and ate it really bad. So that whole day I felt like I was in my dream from the previous night. Most of the time I don’t do tricks. I like to just go down the mountain fast.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director has asked you to do?

KS: Um, I’m trying to think. Well, something that pissed me off was my first ATM. And my first anal scene, which was a DP. Which I don’t like. I don’t even do them anymore. It’s not right to me.

Kaci is looking for something in her purse.

KS: Hey, do you know where a lighter is? I hate them. I always lose them.

ISP: I don’t smoke. Do you have a website?

KS: No, but I have a myspace account.

ISP: I just shot you for Blacks On Blondes. Three super well-endowed black men just dropped about a gallon of nut in your face. How do you feel?

KS: (laughs) Better now with it off.