I Shoot Porn: Nikki Hilton! Wow! You’re really petite! And super hot. Tell me a little about yourself.

Nikki Hilton: I’m a Kentucky girl. I’m 23. I’m 5’3″ and weigh 95. I’ve been in the biz a year, and somedays I like being in porn, and somedays I hate being in porn…just like any other job.

ISP: I weighed 95 pounds in 3rd grade. Actually, me and my best friend at that time – a kid named Mark Connelly – had a race to see who could hit 100 first. I won.

NH: (laughs)

The phone rings. I dunno who it is, but, after some conversation, it sounds like Nikki orders a doughnut. And some sort of Starbucksesque iced coffee drink

ISP: Did you just order a doughnut?

NH: Yes.

ISP: What kind?

NH: A chocolate glazed and 2 sugars.

ISP: Oh my god! Three fucking doughnuts?! I know some porn girls that eat a grand total of 3 doughnuts all year long. And that’s it. I mean nothing else. 3 doughnuts. One every 4 months. So you’re not afraid to eat?

NH: Oh, hell no.

ISP: Is your metabolism high? Do you exercise at all?

NH: No, I really don’t exercise too much. I just have a high metabolism.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s asked you to do?

NH: Say it tastes like a cheeseburger when I was doing ATM from another girl’s ass.

ISP: Hold on a sec. Some director asked you to say “It tastes like a cheeseburger” when some dude was buttfucking another girl, and then he pulled out and put it in your mouth?

NH: Uh huh.

Nikki excuses herself. Her doughnuts and coffee drink have just arrived.

ISP: Did it taste like a cheeseburger?

NH: No! If it would have, I would have spit it out.

ISP: What did it taste like, exactly?

NH: Um, nothing. Thank god. It was clean ass.

ISP: Tell me all about your website, NikkiHiltonExposed.

NH: It’s in the works right now. I, um, plan on putting content on there. And basically “normal people stuff” of my everyday life. Pictures of me and my boyfriend, pictures of me naked. Maybe content of me fucking my boyfriend. All the DVD’s I’ve been in. That kind of stuff.

ISP: Your porn name is kinda cool. You combined Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

NH: You’re the only one that caught that!

ISP: Are you into those two?

NH: Totally. They’re hot.

As she answers Nikki is inhaling one of the doughnuts. The sugar one

ISP: Anything else you want to say before I let you finish your healthy breakfast?

NH: I’ve done five guys in a barn before.

She says this in a very nonchalant way.

ISP: In Kentucky?!

NH: Yep!

ISP: On film?!?!

NH: Nope.

ISP: Oh my god! Now you’re getting my dick hard!

Sugar doughnut is down. She now starts in on the chocolate one while telling her story

NH: I was like 17, and, um, it was kinda like 3 dudes at first, then they switch upped, then one popped, and then others showed up, and I just did them all. I was at my work one night and this guy that I had done before was there and wanted to go smoke out, so I was like OK and I went with him. He invited some friends, and I was like Hey, why not? And it just sorta went down. After a while, a couple more dudes showed up. I took them all on. They popped all over me, too. My tummy, my back, my ass. I was a total mess.

ISP: Fuckin’ hell that’s so hot! So is it safe to say you’re a freak in real life?

NH: Yea, I’m a freak.

ISP: OK. That’s it. I can’t take this anymore. I’m gonna run into the bathroom and beat off to your barn story real quick. Do you mind?

NH: Not at all.

I Shoot Porn: I haven’t seen you in action for a long time. It was like 2 1/2 years ago when I shot you for Spunkmouth. That was a fun scene! You fucked one of my members! Remember?? And where ya been since then?

Kitty: Of course I remember! I took some time off. I enjoyed my family life, but now I’m back!

ISP: That’s cool. When’s the last time you shot a scene?

K: New Year’s Day for Red Light…it was a dominant scene. I was the top. I got to fuck a big guy up the ass!

ISP: Dude, that’s kinda gay.

K: But he’s not gay.

ISP: Um, ok. Did you fuck him hard?

K: Well, at first I plugged his butt with a feather butt plug. And I rode him like a horse. Then, I grabbed him by the ball-gag in his mouth, took him upstairs, and pull the gag out of his mouth and made him suck my diclk. Well, I mean my strap-on. Um, then I fucked him in the ass. Hard. And I feel sorry for all the men out there, cause I was getting leg cramps while I fucked him. Ow!

ISP:How long were you in the business before you left?

K: A year ago. And I did 100 scenes.

ISP: Your favorite scene?

K: It was called Virgin Sacrifice. Seven hot girls were around me, and they fucked me. It was good.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?

K: Pee in a litter box.

ISP: That is dumb. Did you do anything sexual?

K: Nope. I pretty much crawled up to the box, squatted, pissed, and then crawled away.

ISP: And what did you get paid to do that?

K: $500.

ISP: That rules. Wanna talk about your website?

K: It’s www.LilMissKitty.com. It contains a lot of content with me and my best friend, Carmen Luvana. We’re together, we like to try new guys out that think they got what it takes to be in porn, and I do solo stuff, too.

ISP: Do the dudes usually have what it takes?

K: Nope. They don’t. They either cum to fast, or can’t get it hard. Or both.

ISP: Any funny stories?

K: I can’t name the dude, but he came really fast. Then, afterward, he gave me this sob story about being in a car wreck and losing all feeling in his dick, so he doesn’t really know when he cums. Isn’t that retarded? What’s the point of having sex if you can’t feel it?

ISP: He’s a liar.

K: He is a fucking liar! He had a big dick, too. Too bad he couldn’t use it!!

ISP: That’s awesome. Thanks a ton for sharing with us.

IShootPorn: How long have you been in the game?

Mia Bangg: A year and a half – off and on.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s asked you to do?

MB: Wanker asked me to fuck The Minion. Oh my fucking goodness! It was the worst thing I’ve ever done! It wasn’t even fucking!! I ended up giving him head with a limp dick! And he laid on his back and put his knees as close to his head as he could get them, and I had to bury my head in between his dick and those callouses on his leg. I had to smell his putrid smell while giving him head. His penis is like about the size of my pinkie, so it was really like sucking on pubic hair.

ISP: That’s why I love The Minion. Who do you like to work with?

MB: Mr. Marcus. Um…what’s his name? Mark…Mark…Mark…uhhhh. I can’t remember his last fuckin’ name. I dunno. But, he has an uncut dick and he knows how to fuck really well. Mark Ashely?

ISP: How big are those boobies?

MB: 34D.

ISP: Did you like taking a shower with me, even though we both couldn’t fit in the damn thing?

MB: For the brief moment we were in there, it wasn’t too bad. It woulda been better if the shower was bigger and we both coulda actually stayed in there together.

ISP: Favorite Food?

MB: Sushi.

ISP: Favorite Music?

MB: R & B – (specifically Raine and Lane), Creed, Mariah Carey, Biggie, Tupac, Frankie J.

ISP: Occupation?

MB: Porn Star / Escort.

ISP: Any hobbies?

MB: Dancing, reading (Memoirs of a Geisha right now), cooking (lasagne and tamales and fettechini alfredo) and cleaning.

ISP: What turn-ons do you have?

MB: During sex? Getting choked, black guys, lotsa soft touching, kissing on the neck, having the bottoms of my feet licked.

ISP: And what are your hopes & dreams?

MB: I would like to have a lot of money and not have to work for the rest of my life.

ISP: Your ideal Man (or Woman)?

MB: A man that can make me laugh, is taller than me, can hold a conversation, is good with parents, and of course sexually satisfying and attractive!

ISP: Sexual Fantasy?

MB: I don’t really have one.

ISP: Favorite Sexual Position?

MB: Doggy.

ISP: Where do you see yourself in a couple years from now?

MB: Living in a nice house that I own and going on tour with my boyfriend…who’s a rapper.

ISP: What kind of rap?

MB: Like, rap.

ISP: Gansta Rap?

MB: Gansta ramp. Pimp rap. Street rap.

ISP: Why are you so into ghetto gansta guys? I mean, why are all these chicks into this sort of thing? It really confuses me!

MB: I’m not nessecarily into ghetto gangster guys! He’s just a normal, caring guy who happens to rap about certain topics.

ISP: Um, well…we’ll leave it at that.

IShootPorn: I think you’ve got one of the best porno names in the biz. How’d you dream it up?

Cherry Poppens: I was sitting on the couch with a big 2 foot bong and I was thinking all my managers keep telling me I need a last name! Then, something about Disney came to mind, and the fact that I had sang Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious when I was 10 years old for a recital made it all seem too perfect.

ISP: How long have you been in the game now?

CP: Today is my third year! To the day! I moved down here from Sac Town on December 2, and and shot my first scene. A solo. Then I left for Maui 3 days later. It was my second scene. I worked for Adult.com in Maui.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s asked you to do?

CP: There’s been a lot of stupid shit…let’s see. Um…It’s hard to differentiate “stupid” from “sick”. Last week the dude came on a girl’s ass crack, the jizz dripped into my mouth, and as it was going into my mouth I noticed his cum was bright yellow. So I thought it might be ass juice, but it only turned out to be from an overdose of vitamins.

ISP: Name one scene you regret.

CP: Doing the black midget.

ISP: So we can’t talk about the time you fucked Lil’ Pimp?

CP: It was, um…jeez. It was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done that I’ve had to admit to, cause at that time I was in the mindset that what I do won’t be seen, so it really doesn’t matter. But you know what? People DO see it. That was the first porno everyone talked about in my hometown.

ISP: Is there any way you’d go steady with me?

CP: (Laughs) You live in Arizona. We’ve already talked about this.

ISP: How much longer till you’re out?

CP: Until I find something better to do.

ISP: You used to sing in a band. What was it called?

CP: X-Chromosome.

ISP: What did you play?

CP: Punk rock, motherfucker!

ISP: Anything else you wanna mention?

CP: Not really. I don’t think so.

IShootPorn: Boy, I feel like a dope. I just learned that I’ve been mispronouncing your name since I first flipped out over your pics on LADirect’s site! How do you pronounce it?

Brandy Talore: Like Taylor. Only I spelled like I do cause someone owns BrandyTaylor.com, and I wanted that last name…so I’m Talore!

ISP: Please give me all your vitals.

BT: Well, all I’ll say is my birthday’s in February (Aquarius), and I’m from a small town in Ohio. I’m 5’2″ 125 lbs., I’ve got brown hair and brown eyes, and I’m a 36DDD! And, by the way, I’m all natural!

ISP: So what you’re saying is there’s not one drop of silicone in those bad boys??

BT: No there isn’t!

ISP: How’d you get in the biz?

BT: I modeled for about 3 years for different adult magazines, and I just decided to take the next step!

ISP: Can you name a few of the stroke mags?

BT: Well, I’m in the holiday issue of Busty Beauties…that’s my latest one on the stands. All in all I’ve appeared in about 30.

ISP: What do you like about the biz?

BT: Let’s put it this way – I like to fuck people and get paid for it.

ISP: So you’re an escort?

BT: Nope! Only on camera, you dirty man!

ISP: Do you like girls?

BT: Yes! I love girls! My very favorite is Sara Stone. She’s so cool. We’re very similiar. She’s got big boobs that are real. And she just told me she’s not doing b/g anymore!

ISP: Got a website right now?

BT: BrandyTalore.com is up, but it isn’t all ready yet. It’ll take you to WantBoobs.com for now.

ISP: How far off before it’s all you?

BT: Hopefully another month.

ISP: Anything else I left out?

BT: Um…(laughs). I dunno. I don’t know what else to say…I love porn!

IShootPorn: Vitals first please – Name, age, height, weight, and all that…

Erin Moore: I’m Erin Moore, and my birthday is Friday! I’ll be 22. I’m 5’4″, and I weigh about 110, and I’m fuckin’ hot!

ISP: You are fuckin’ hot. Jeez, your tits look bigger than ever, too…just how big are those bad boys?

EM: They’re a 34D!

ISP: My God. Can I suck on them?

EM: Why not? Everyone else has!

(I suck her tits for a good 1/2 hour.)

ISP: Now that I’m all done sucking your beautiful hooters, what do you have to pimp?

EM: Well, I’m getting a new identity for a site I can’t talk about yet…I’ll have a new name, and the site’s gonna rule! I can talk about my Yahoo group that has almost 1600 members! And there’s like almost 10,000 hits to it since it opened!

ISP: Sweet…what’s the weirdest request you’ve had in your e-mail box?

EM: A lot of guys want my used panties from shoots.

ISP: Are they full of jizz? The panties, that is…

EM: Oh sure! And they taste sweet!

ISP: How long you been in the biz?

EM: Three years this February.

ISP: Favorite scene you’ve ever done? You can also tell me who your favorite performer is.

EM: I’d have to say, for interracial, Boz. Remember the cuckold movie we did? And white guys I’d have to say Kris Slater. I have to say Kris Slater, cause he’s my boyfriend, and if I say anyone else, he’ll kill me.

ISP: I remember the cuckold thing very well. I just mentioned that on ISP the other day. Speaking of that, does size really matter?

EM: I’ve taken everything from Joey Ray to Mandingo, and trust me, I love all dick!

ISP: Do you wanna tell everyone where you’re from?

EM: Yea, Arizona. I hate Arizona. It’s way too hot, and plus I work in LA, so it’s easier just to be in LA. I grew up in Minnesota, and that’s too cold. LA is great, other than the traffic, so I think I’ll be here for a while. And since I’m getting a new condo, I gotta stay!

ISP: How much longer do you wanna be in the biz? I mean, are you getting tired of all the dick?

EM: I wanna stay a performer, but I also wanna produce, too. Sites, and that sort of thing. In a couple years I wanna be behind the camera, not in front of it.

ISP: So you love porn?

EM: I love porn. It’s a job where I get to fuck for a living…and it’s easy…and the money’s great…and 99% of the people are actually OK.

ISP: Can I fuck you right now really quick?

EM: Uh huh!

(I take Erin to my little porno studio bedroom and fuck her silly for the next few hours. Trust me, it was good).

IShootPorn: We can start with your vitals – your name – age, weight, height, and all that. And how did you get into porn?

The Minion: My real name is Humpty which rhymes with an Umpty. I’m 6’6” and weigh in at a slim, trim, buff, cut, ripped, chizzled, and jacked 330 lbs. I got into porn because Chico Wang was looking for a minion to help him out. I e-mailed him and the gracious gook took me out for lunch that day, and we chatted for a bit. I didn’t hear from him for about a month (he must have been running his dry cleaning business) but I eventually got hired. I have always been a porn fan and was buying tapes when I was 13 (I looked older). I was known as the “porn king” in junior high and high school – but that didn’t get me any pussy.

ISP: I don’t imagine being known as the Porn King in school would get you pussy. Girls probably hated you, huh?

TM: Girls can’t hate you when they don’t know you exist. I went to my high school prom with a blind date. I don’t even remember the chick’s name. I never did well with girls, seeing as how I’m 6’5” and hung like a pimple. Now I’m making up for lost time. Actually, right this second I’m getting ready to do a scene and have a bunch of food ready. I think I’m gonna take some whores with me to my 10 year high school reunion in 2008.

ISP: How do you prefer your bacon cooked? Well done and crispy, or soft n’ chewy?

TM: Listen Hammer, this Jew doesn’t consume bacon or anything from the filthy animal. I don’t eat pork, not even with a fork!

ISP: List your top five favorite porn girl fucks, and why.

TM: 1 – Kacey: She’s somewhat of a legend and she bashed my head into the garage door. I might have suffered some brain bramage.

2 – Sativa Rose: Need I say more?

3 – Kat: She loved pissing on me, and I fucked her raw a few times off camera. She’s nuts, but I love her.

4 – Avy Lee Roth: I was in her for maybe a minute and couldn’t keep wood the entire time. The reason was I did a scene a few hours earlier, and the whore slapped my right ear so hard the pain bounced back and forth between ears. Nonetheless, I still was inside Avy Lee.

5 – Chanel Chavez: She had me stick my cock into a jar of hot salsa. I still fucked her and popped a nice load on her. Think about that while you eat dinner tonight.

ISP: Led Zep II or IV, and why?

TM: Led Zeppelin 2 and 4 are both great albums. However, my favorite is In Through The Out Door. If I had to choose I would say Led Zeppelin 2 because Moby Dick rocks! I hope Page and Plant are fans of mine. Could you imagine them watching one of my scenes? I would let them do it if I got backstage to one of their future shows. Backstage catering is something I gotta try out for myself.

ISP: Do you know Wendy’s still offers the Triple, even though the took it off their menu?

TM: I don’t eat at Wendy’s. I’m a Carl’s Jr Man.

ISP: Who gives the best head in the business?

TM: I just had a BJ from Missy Monroe, and she does it really well. I’ve had my miniscule cock in so many whores’ mouths that I can’t really remember. Katin would have to be up there as well. I shot my donut glaze right on her mouth.

ISP: How does someone become like you?

TM: Eat lots of Korean food, never turn down an offer to go to a buffet, and hope your dick is as pathetic as mine.

The Minion can be reached at diabolicminion (at) yahoo (dot) com – photos courtesy of Chico Wang

This morning I woke up to the sound of a woman’s voice.

Turns out it was Loretta Scars. Jimmy H., my pal who shoots for ATKingdom and Karups, was going over paperwork with her. I was gonna try and sleep in some more, but shit…there’s a porno girl out in the front room; I can’t sleep anymore.

Loretta Scars just got in the biz and hasn’t even shot 10 scenes yet. I think she’s a natural heet, and she’s super cool. In fact, I was amazed at how much we have in common: art, books, music…porn.

I immediately decided I had to make some love with her. Instead, I interviewed her. And started a new category with my blog: “Porno Interviews”.

Loretta Scars – Age: 20 – 34(B), 22, 27 – 5’5″ 125 – from Chicago IL – the Pilsen District.

Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Music: Indie (Pavement, Flaming Lips, Mercury Rev), Electro (Miss Kitten and the Hacker, Chicks on Speed), Hip Hop (Eazy E, Necro, RjD2, Bus Driver) – Yo.
Occupation: Porn Star
Hobbies: Art, Music, Books.
Turn-Ons: Cool people, chill times, slow love fucking.
Hopes & Dreams: To live a happy, meaningful life.
Ideal Man or Women: Someone with a head on their shoulders and a good sense of humor.
Sexual Fantasy: To fuck my teacher…like my English teacher…not any specific English teacher. I just think sex with teachers is hot.
Favorite Sexual Position: Any one with a dick in me.

Did I mention I wanna make some love with her? How? Just like she said it – slow love fucking.

“how can I, how can I, how can I
how can I make my body shed for you
how can I, how can I, how can I
how can I make my body shed
around your metal scars
Loretta’s scars, Loretta’s scars
Loretta’s scars…”