I Shoot Porn: You’re about done with the porno game. In fact, I just shot your last two B/G scenes today for Blacks on Blondes and Gloryhole. Only some G/G scenes for your site back home. So it’s safe to say you’ve officially retired?

Kerry Louise: Yes. It’s been a hectic, mad two years. I’m in England, then I’m in America. Non-stop. Lots of slutty porn and massive dicks. Lots of dead children, too. That’s what I call spunk…it’s my beautiful saying. “Dead Children”.

ISP: Do you feel porn exploited you for the last two years of your life? Or, as Johnny Rotten said to the crowd at the “last” Sex Pistols show — do you feel cheated?

KL: No way! I’ve gotten to travel, explore my sexuality, and live a life I wouldn’t have been able to live.

ISP: I love it when girls leave this business with positive experiences.

KL: I don’t have any regrets in life. Everything I’ve done has made me who I am. Porn’s been able to put me on the path to open my own gym and become a personal trainer, which is what I’ve always wanted to do.

ISP: In other words, porn didn’t exploit you…you exploited porn.

KL: Exactly. I’ve used it to get where I want in life.

ISP: It’s so funny how many girls get into this business to do just that…then squander their money and figure out a way this business has turned them into a “victim”. What made you want to open and gym and be a personal trainer?

KL: I like to help people and enable them to look and feel good about themselves. Also, my goal is to be a competitive bodybuilder.

ISP: What turned out to be your favorite scene over the last two years?

KL: The humiliation stuff. I did a Cum Disgrace scene with Porn Pros that is one of my favs. I love getting messy and being filthy. The extreme stuff.

ISP: What’s your damage?

KL: I have zero damage. I wasn’t sexually abused or raped growing up. People say this on Twitter, and I find that silly. So because someone has a sexually-oriented job means they were abused as a child? That’s bullshit.

ISP: What’s something a partner can do that pleases you almost all the time?

KL: I like rough sex. I like to be choked out and spat upon. I just like to be treated like a slut while I’m being fucked. I like it when my partner upsets me during sex; for example I like rape sex. Dragging me around. Being called filthy names. All that. It’s funny how this business makes you have crazy sexual desires. Normal sex is standard, everyday, twice-a-day sex. Like work sex.

ISP: Work sex?

KL: Like being at work. Being on a porn set.

ISP: What do you get out of blogging?

KL: I find it as my way of letting out everything I think. I like to let people know what I’m up to.

ISP: What do you get out of Twitter?

KL: I get to voice my opinion…quite a lot. And when people piss me off, I get to tell them about it. I love to tell The Keyboard Warriors off when they say something about porn girls.

ISP: Why are British girls so fuckin’ filthy?

KL: We just are. Do you think we’re more filthy than American girls?

ISP: Absolutely. I think all European girls are.

KL: I think all European girls are filthy. You’re right. I think the Eastern Europeans are filthier than the all of us. And I have no idea why.

ISP: I bet it has something to do with the cold weather. While you were in porn, what couldn’t I book you for?

KL: Anal.

ISP: How come?

KL: I don’t do it on set, but I do it in my private life. Honestly, I don’t think I’d be able to handle the guys’ dicks in porn up my ass.

ISP: What’s something no one’s ever asked you before?

KL: I don’t know. That’s suck a broad question.

ISP: How do you prefer your eggs?

KL: Perfect! No one’s ever asked me that before in a porno interview. I’m always up for randomness! I like my eggs fried.

ISP: You’re developing a site. What’s makes it different from all the other solo/porno girl sites out there?

KL: It’s a messy sex site. Lotsa food while fucking. The messy stuff…but I need ideas for my site!

The Minion: Stay away from maple syrup.

KL: OK! So mustard, ketchup, ice cream?

The Minion: Ice cream sounds good right about now.

ISP: I’ve got an average, 6 inch ween. Any way I can stick it up your bum?

KL: Nooo! You probably can’t afford my ass anyway.

I Shoot Porn: Do you wanna talk about Eden Sinclair?

Helly Mae Hellfire: Nawwww. I feel a lot better now. Back then I was a flat-chested little thing. I did all the teen stuff and college girls blahblahblah.

ISP: And now you’re Helly Mae Hellfire.

HMH: Yep. I was in retirement, living by the beach in Redondo, and I started DJ’ing for fun. I wasn’t really doing anything else…except being a trophy wife. The DJ gigs led me to an offer to be in a band called Rocks Stars on Mars. I really think Charlie Sheen lifted that comment “I’m a rock star on Mars” from us. We were all like Wwwwhhhhatttt!?! We’d been going by that name since 2006.

ISP: What was your role in the band?

HMH: I was the DJ. It was almost like old White Zombie meets old Marilyn Manson with a bit of Ministry tossed in. Industrial metal.

ISP: How does that progress to porn?

HMH: Well, I was already getting fucked on camera as Eden Sinclair, and I liked the job. It’s a good job. Porn gives me the freedom to do creative things. Plus, it’s a good promotional tool.

ISP: How long have you been Helly Mae? And how did you invent the name?

HMH: I got back into the industry in January. It’s been really good so far. I starred as Lady Gaga for Hustler’s This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX. It’s not out yet…it’ll be released this summer. As far as my name, the lead singer for Rocks Stars on Mars, London LeGrand, gave me the name Helly Mae Hellfire. It’s a spin-off of Ellie Mae from The Beverly Hillbillies…cause Rocks Stars on Mars were redneck hillbilly vampires.

ISP: What did they having you do as Lady Gaga?

HMH: They recreated a couple of her videos — “Telephone” was one of them — and we did the Larry King interview.

ISP: Did you have to fuck Larry King?

HMH: Yea! Scott Lyons played Larry. They aged him with make-up. He looked just like Larry King. They did some really cool stuff with him. Ron Jeremy was in it as well.

ISP: Where did Larry King launch his load?

MHM: On my sunglasses! I was wearing them through the whole scene and he blew on them! That happened twice in the movie.

ISP: What else you wanna talk about?

HMH: I’m gonna be pushing my own solo-DJ’ing. I DJ Electro House and Dub Step. You can check my sets over at Soundcloud.

ISP: Are you a Tweeter?

HMH: I am a Tweeter!

ISP: How can I incorporate a joke about woofers?

HMH: Like a sub-woofer?

ISP: Exactly. I don’t think there are any woofer jokes. If I was gonna take you out for a nice dinner, with the hopes of getting in your undies later, what’s my sure-fire dinner?

HMH: Damn. I’m such a simple girl. In-and-Out Burger. I loovvveee In-and-Out! I don’t like to waste time on food. I wanna cut to the chase.

ISP: How do you take your burger?

HMH: Protein style! With fries and a Diet Coke! I’m an all-American girl from Canada.

ISP: You are?

HMH: Yep. I’m from Toronto.

ISP: Go Maple Leafs?

HMH: I was cheering for The Canucks in the last playoffs. They lost. Game 7. Then, the riot.

ISP: What’s the better gig — an all-interracial gang bang or a 30 minute set at EDC?

HMH: I’d say an all-interracial gang bang at EDC! Yes, I have fucked behind the DJ booth.

ISP: Please elaborate.

HMH: I dunno. The mood struck me. I was at a rave. There was about 10,000 people in the audience. Um…this ahhh…I dunno. There was this cute little raver boy…and, uh, and he asked to come in to my booth. I did…on the condition he go down on me while I spun. He finger-fucked me while he ate my pussy. And after my set I kicked him out. (Laughs). Thanks! Your job is done!

ISP: What’s the best ingredient on pizza?

HMH: Pineapple. It makes my pussy taste great afterwards.

ISP: When’s the last last time you ate some Pineapple Pizza?

HMH: Last night.

ISP: Time to test out your theory! Let me show you to the private area in my studio…where all the magic happens.

HMH: Ha-ha. (How can I intonate the sarcasm in her lovely voice here?)

I Shoot Porn: Um…so what’s new with Miss Tanner Mayes?

Tanner Mayes: Well, I feel great. I thought I was gonna quit porn and get married. I was with LA Direct, and slowly the work was slowing down. I was in Michigan for a little bit, observing that life…and engaged. I decided that place wasn’t for me. I just started shooting again with Porno Dan. I still might get married, but no Michigan. That’s for sure.

ISP: So you’re sober.

TM: Right. I’ve been sober six months. Three months. Five months. Feels like a long time. Forever. Not forever.

ISP: Would you say sobriety is a struggle?

TM: It definitely is. I drove around for a while before I got to your studio, just in circles, frightened. Nervs. I was really nervous. I wasn’t loaded. In the old days I used to party before a scene cause it made me feel good. I still smoke pot…I mean…I dunno how to explain it.

ISP: Do you need drugs to do porn?

TM: No. I don’t wanna party before I go do a scene. I don’t need it. I don’t wanna show up and look like the asshole. I want to continue in the adult biz, too.

ISP: You showed up on time today. Sober. Ready to work.

TM: Thanks.

ISP: What was your drug of choice?

TM: Crystal meth. And it’s still weed.

ISP: My question’s always been, with what we all know about serious drugs, why does someone take that first hit?

TM: I was actually out, shooting a scene, and after we’re all sitting there partying, and in the course of a porn career you run into those things. From there it’s just a matter of what you wanna do, and I’m always up for anything. “Hey, you wanna hit this?” and I said sure. I stayed up that whole night partying. GHB and speed. This was a director’s place, and we’re all hanging out and making money and having fun…but then it eventually spins out of control. Now I miss so much that drugs prevented me from having. I really feel one of the reasons I’m not a top girl is I prevented myself from letting it happen. I’m not trying to sound conceited, but drugs took me to my bottom. I was so paranoid.

ISP: So no more YouTube vids of Tanner Mayes throwing a fit and being escorted out of the building?

TM: Right! I’m a firm believer that I’m always right. (Starts to laugh.) No! I’m kidding. I was loaded on set that day, and you know what? I didn’t learn anything. Cause it just got worse. I was missing scenes and showing up late…if at all. That just wasn’t me. I was driven by fear. I’m afraid of rejection, and drugs are like a Superman cape.

ISP: How long you been in the biz now?

TM: 3 years. I’m 22. My first scene was for the Score Group. I think it was T & A Tryouts.

ISP: What’s your best scene?

TM: I liked My Teen Swallows from Vince Vouyer.

ISP: What’s gonna happen for the rest of 2011?

TM: Hopefully I’m working on a porno set.

ISP: You don’t have an agent.

TM: I like agents…I just don’t want to be that floating talent who’s been with every agent in the business. I started with Jim South, then Shy Love, then LA Direct. I wouldn’t really know who to go with now.

ISP: Are you even ready to have an agent? Are you ready to start getting calls for work?

TM: Definitely. I love this business. Every day is different. I was so scared of it for a while. Can’t it be scary and intimidating?

ISP: Absolutely. I could never be male talent. I could take that call from some director dude I’ve never met telling me to be on his set to fuck some girl I may or may not be attracted to and open up for camera during sex and go through stills and have to keep a boner the whole time. No way.

TM: I know. It’s so much different than posing in front of a mirror or dancing in front of it. You know I put all these mirrors in my house and I lived in front of them. That’s crazy! It’s what drugs will do. I needed to know what I looked like. Super vain. Super crazy.

ISP: What else are you working on?

TM: PlanetTanner.com. There’s nothing there yet, but it’s a work in progress. I tweet, too.

ISP: What’s your favorite fast food combo?

TM: McDonald’s #2 no cheese ketchup only with a Diet Coke.

ISP: Do you like your bacon chewy and not-too-well-done — or crispy and crunchy?

TM: Depends on who’s making it. I guess I like it kinda soggy.

ISP: What movie can you watch over and over and never get tired of?

TM: Easy A.

ISP: What song can you listen to over and over and never get tired of?

TM: Lupe Fiasco…um, what is it? [A few hours after she left, Tanner txt’d me: “The song is called The Show Goes On“.]

ISP: I dunno Lupe Fiasco. Do you know Wilco?

TM: No.

ISP: Does size matter?

TM: Only for looks.

ISP: What panties do you wear in your private life?

TM: Depends on what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing a dress then I wear little shorts. It also depends on where I’m going.

ISP: I heard you have a thing for older men.

TM: I do!

ISP: I’m 47. Does that mean I’m in?

TM: Perfect! I like ’em floatin’ around 50.

ISP: Would that be The Daddy Issue living inside your head?

TM: I’ve resolved The Daddy Issue. Jesus Saves!

ISP: Are you for real right now? Can we talk about this?

TM: OK!

ISP: When did you get saved?

TM: A few months ago.

ISP: How do you deal with the conflicting moral issue of your theology and being in porn? And would you go as far as to say you’re a Jesus Freak?

TM: At first I thought I would have to be a Jesus Freak. That’s another reason I was out of porn. I thought I was gonna quit. That’s what initially started the binge drug use. How I felt internally about porn. I thought it was a bad thing. I was already sexually active, and I really needed money…so I got in. Then, after I got in, it was kinda like a current, in a way like a current is…you can’t control things…the fans, getting booked. I was young, too. And we’re all sinners. I love myself and I share and I give. It’s not all taking. Before, when I was on drugs, I was a taker. Now, I’m giving. I want to share my body with people who really appreciate it. Accept the love. I used to run from it. Now I embrace.

ISP: So are we all gonna go to hell cause we’re in porn?

TM: Not at all. Being saved means you’re going to Heaven.

ISP: If you go into the bathroom and you blow my floatin’-around-50-year-old wee wee, we’re still good for Heaven?

TM: Um…right. We have choices.

The Minion (who’s been here the whole time, editing and listening to the interview): Time to prove it!

I Shoot Porn: So let me see if I have this right — you lost your vaginal virginity on camera?

Nicki Blue: Of course! I lost it in front of 100 people who witnessed it live, as well as the 600+ viewing it from Kink’s live stream.

ISP: Cause yesterday, when we were traveling back from the secret gloryhole and you told me the story, I thought you were being figurative…like having sex in front of a camera for the first time. Certainly not literal. How can you go that long without sex?

NB: Well, I’ve been doing anal since I was a teenager. I started experimenting with things in my ass when I was 13. For example, I was putting fingers in my butt, then working my way up to hair brush handles. I had no idea about sex toys then, and since I lived in the South, there weren’t a whole lot of sex shops. Anyways, I had my first true anal sex experience with a boy when I was 16.

ISP: So you were giving up the booty hole back then, just not the V-Jayjay.

NB: Correct. I used my butt like most girls use their vagina.

ISP: Just like Mormon girls do before they get married.

NB: Yep! And I didn’t have to worry about getting pregnant, either! I would let the boys bust in my ass worry free.

ISP: How much was your virginity worth on camera?

NB: I won’t tell, except to say Kink paid me very well. They got a great show. A lot of people were very skeptical until they show Marc Davis pop my cherry…and they saw the blood. A couple people actually walked out. They were disturbed. James Deen was nervous. He was second in line. James actually said it on camera — “I’m nervous”. He’s usually very confident, but he told me right before he put it in that he was nervous…cause it was real.

ISP: People argue — and perhaps rightly so — that you’ve totally cheapened a very special, sacred moment in a girl’s life by selling your virginity. How do you respond?

NB: That was the way I wanted to lose it. It was my dream to lose it that way, and I would hope that other women could lose their virginity the way they want to…as opposed to doing it in a way they would regret later.

ISP: When did you start planning this?

NB: When I was 19.

ISP: And you made it to 19 as a virgin by giving up your ass to the dudes you liked.

NB: Correct.

ISP: I can respect that. I’m all about women having the power to make their own choices, no matter how others perceive them. What can a man do that makes you happy almost every single time he does it?

NB: Well, I’m truly bi-sexual, so it could be a woman, too. What I like most is someone who doesn’t have inhibitions, and I’m pretty kinky, and I like to experiment, and I like it when my partner feels the same way.

ISP: Is penis size important?

NB: I love variety. That’s why I love gang bang scenarios! I love feeling them all! Long ones make me squirt, fat ones stretch me out, and the small ones give me a sensual, Cloud 9 feeling.

ISP: Circumcised or not?

NB: Mark Davis isn’t circumcised, and he was my first. It felt really good. Really soft. Cloud 9. True love making.

ISP: What kind of panties do you wear?

NB: Booty shorts.

ISP: What combo do you order at McDonald’s?

NB: I usually get coffee at McDonald’s. Or one of their smoothies. I don’t eat their food, really, except for their apple pies.

ISP: Ever burn your tongue off scarfing a McDonald’s apple pie too fast?

NB: Yes, and then I can’t taste shit.

ISP: Can you orgasm from anal sex?

NB: Yes! You know what’s kinda sad and still cool? I orgasm the most from anal. I always have my best orgasms with something in my ass. It’s way harder for me to cum from vaginal sex. Put something in my ass, please!

ISP: What do you watch on TV?

NB: I’m excited to start watching True Blood. I just got HBO so I can start watching that. I really liked Heroes when it was playing, and honestly, since then, I’ve been so busy I don’t have time for TV.

ISP: What’s on your iPod right now?

NB: Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, ummm, lemme see. Avril Lavigne. Avenge Sevenfold. I really like their creative lyrics, and I love the guitarist. I like to listen to a real band…not computers.

ISP: Where are you from?

NB: I grew up in Tennessee, but I was educated in Florida. I have a AA in Photography.

ISP: What kind of pictures to you like to take?

NB: I like flashlight photography. I take pictures in the dark, and I set the exposure for a long time, and I draw things in the air. Swirlies, balls, boobs, penises, that sort of thing.

ISP: Are you a sex addict?

NB: Yes.

ISP: That means I can have my way with you?

NB: (laughs) Yes!

ISP: How can your future fans have their way with you?

NB: I’m on Twitter. I also have my site. I blog on my site, as well as post all the videos that appear on my YouTube channel.

I Shoot Porn: When you walked in, my make-up artist said you look like a “little Mariah Carey”.

Elizabeth Bentley: I get that a lot. Especially when I’m a blonde. I don’t see it though…to be honest with you. I’ve had people stop me in the middle of the road to tell me that.

ISP: Who do you see yourself as?

EB: I think I’m unique looking. I don’t see anyone when I look in the mirror. I’m myself.

ISP: What’s your damage?

EB: I was never sexually assaulted, raped, or molested. Nothing like that. I’ve just always had an interest in porn. I’d turn on The Playboy Channel at night when I was really young, and I’d just sit there and watch it.

ISP: What kind of porn do you like to watch?

EB: The first porn I watched was lesbian porn. That’s how I learned how to masturbate. From that, I watched a lot of features. Stuff on Cinemax. Late night cable. I had to hide it from my parents, too. I almost got caught a couple times! My mom actually found a bunch of lesbian porn on my computer one day and was worried about me being gay.

ISP: Are you gay?

EB: I’m bi-sexual. I love girls, though. I have an appreciate of the female body. When I’m out in public I like to compliment a pretty girl, even when she has a bitch face on. It changes their whole attitude. No one ever compliments me when I’m out in the street!

ISP: When did you first experience lesbian love?

EB: I was 15 or 16. It was with one of my very best friends. She looks like Angelina Jolie with a gap tooth — like Madonna. We were in our friend’s saltwater hot tub at a huge pool party at an estate in Southern Alabama. We were doing rails. I think I blew 6 rails and then we got down and started doing stuff. There was a video camera rolling, and everyone wanted me to do a three way…with her boyfriend and her. This was the girl I did lezbo stuff with. She got mad when he started banging me, so I pushed him off and just did her. It was definitely an interesting night.

ISP: What’s your drug of choice?

EB: I don’t do pills. They’re fucking disgusting. I don’t drink cause my dad’s an alcoholic. I haven’t done coke in like 5 years. I love weed. I smoke it every day — 5 or 6 times a day. It sucks when I do scenes, too, cause I always get cotton mouth, so I can’t spit on the dick.

ISP: What’s the one thing you’ve done in your life that you’re most embarrassed about?

EB: At the time I got my heartagram tatt I didn’t think it was embarrassing. It was bad ass when I got it…now I’m like WTF was I thinking? I liked the meaning of it back then, but not now. I hate it. I also almost overdosed, too. That was pretty embarrassing. I was like 13, and I snuck out of the house, did a bunch of coke with my cousins, then snuck back in through the window. I looked at my hands, and they were blue. So I woke my mom up and told her I was ODing. She put me in a bath and I got through it.

ISP: You were a handful growing up, huh?

EB: I do what I want, when I want. My reasoning will outweigh yours. Do I sound like a cocky-ass bitch? But I’ve been controlled my whole life, so now I don’t let people tell me what to do.

ISP: Who controlled you?

EB: My dad. My ex-husband. My dad ruled with fear, and my ex did the same.

ISP: How did you find your way into this biz?

EB: I found an ad on Tampa Backpage. I did some more research and found my agent.

ISP: What are your limitations?

EB: I don’t do anal. No IR, yet. I’ve never been gang banged before, but I might do it…if it was the right people.

ISP: So you’re family knows what’s up?

EB: Yea, and I don’t care. I’m making more money than they are. The reaction was negative. My mom freaked out. I laid it on her hard and fast. “I’m an adult film star, and you can talk to me or not. Either way, I’m gonna do this!”

ISP: What do you hate about yourself?

EB: I have no tits and my ears poke out like Dumbo.

ISP: What’s your favorite fast food?

EB: Popeye’s red beans and rice is the shit. And their mashed potatoes. I love carbs!

ISP: Do you love sperm?

EB: I love sperm! It’s my daily does of Vitamin D! That and protein! I’m pretty sure sperm has protein in it. You know my favorite color is rainbow? I don’t have a specific favorite color. I have these rainbow-and-leopard print eyeglasses. They’re like Buddy Holly glasses…but they’re rainbow.

ISP: Wow! A nineteen year old just made a Buddy Holly reference. What’s your favorite song of his?

EB: Um…I don’t know. I like ’em all! I’m totally into that era of music. I also love The Beatles, The Stones, Donovan, Sly & The Family Stone, CS&N, The Doors. Iron Butterfly! Can’t forget them!! I’ve watched Woodstock like 10 times. Every time Hendrix plays “The Star Spangled Banner” I well up in tears.

ISP: You’ve only done six scenes, so no one’s really heard of you…yet. How can your future fans find you?

EB: I Twitter — just don’t put the “i” into my name. I Facebook! I also perform on Naked.com. If you wanna shoot me, call Jim South.

I Shoot Porn: So you were porno in 2008, and you shot 5 or 6 scenes, and then you quit?

Destiny Porter: Yea – well, I went to Florida to make money. I shot for Bang Bros., Reality Kings, Contortionists.com, and a few others. And then I quit. I wanted to peruse a medical career.

ISP: What specifically?

DP: I got my medic’s license. I work in ER. I’m part of the staff, so when a call comes in, I’m drawing blood, running IV’s, inserting catheters, and I run the trauma team.

ISP: So this is your very first scene back after your hiatus?

DP: Yes!

ISP: I bet you have a fan base that’s wondering what the heck happened to you.

DP: Think so? Well, I know I had some fans from back then.

ISP: Why come back to porn?

DP: Aside from the money, I enjoy the sex. I’ve been promiscuous since I’ve been a young girl. I mean how many young girls aspire to do porn? I found a dirty magazine when I was 9 in my parents’ room, and I loved the way the looked. I wanted to be a porn star.

ISP: What magazine?

DP: I don’t remember the title, but it was German, so I couldn’t read any of it. My dad was stationed over there. Anyway, I loved the way the girl looked, and the way she posed, and her female sexuality. I couldn’t wait til my boobs got as big as hers. Do you remember that movie Mischief?

ISP: No.

DP: When my parents would leave me at home with my sisters, we’d pop that movie into the VHS. I didn’t understand why that movie made me feel the way it did down there. Not til I was older.

ISP: Recap that movie.

DP: It’s a 50’s style movie, and there’s a part in the it where they’re making out in the back seat, and she’s got a poodle skirt on, and they end up getting caught. The cop opened the door, and the guy’s got her panties in his hand, and the girls sexually frustrated.

ISP: Are you into cops?

DP: I love men in authority. A “manly-man” turns me on. Chest hair. Self-confidence. A strong presence in the room. Especially when they’re emotionally secure. A family man. There’s nothing cuter than a guy playing with his kids.

ISP: Let’s focus on the Cop Fetish. Let’s pretend I pull you over in a remote area for speeding. You’re kinda horny, you’ve been popping pills, and there’s pills all over the front seat of your car — along with some empty beer bottles. Oh, and by the way, you like the way I look. How do you get out of the ticket.

DP: Well, first I don’t do drugs or drink and drive. Totally irresponsible.

ISP: But you’re ruining my fantasy! Besides, this really happened to Barbie Cummings.

DP: I have been pulled over. And I’ve gotten a ticket…and I can’t get a ticket. I’m a medic! So here’s the story: the cop started flirting with me. So, he gave me the signal that I knew it was “OK”, and I “offered” some time in the back of the car. We get into the back of the squad car, and he handcuffs me. He starts telling me to “take it” if I don’t want the ticket.

ISP: Take what?

DP: Every inch of his 10 and 1/2…if I could.

ISP: Please continue.

DP: So I took as much as I could until it felt like he was splitting me open…handcuffed with my arms behind my back. All of it I could, anyway. What he and I did not know is that during the escapade, we had bumped his radio, and the entire county could hear everything that was going on. It was late night — around 2AM — so no one really heard. Afterwards, he gathered up his things, and across the radio you could hear the guys congratulating him on a job well done.

ISP: Is it ok to profess my love for you now?

DP: (laughs) — yea, worship the ground I walk on.

ISP: You’re a dom? A top?!

DP: Yea. I’m a natural dom.

ISP: Would you pee on me?

DP: I would! But you ‘d have to beg for it. I haven’t dommed in porn, but I wish someone would ask me. I’d be great at it! I wish Girlfriend Films would hire me, cause I love girls, and I love to top them. I am bisexual. I was at a model house once, and Jayden Moore told me she was a dom. But she didn’t act like one. She, um…so within the first three days I enslaved her.

ISP: What functions did she perform?

DP: Anything I told her. Strap-ons, eating my pussy…she did everything I told her to.

ISP: I’m ready to worship you right this very second.

DP: Are you thirsty?

ISP: Yes, very.

DP: On your knees and drink whatever I give you.

ISP: Wait! Before I do that, how can fans get a hold of you?

DP: Facebook.

ISP: Very good…now, where were we?

I Shoot Porn: How long you been in now?

Rebecca Blue: About 2 1/2 years. Time files! Man…I’ve cried every birthday since I turned 18.

ISP: Why?

RB: When I was 18 I cried because I turned into an adult. It was official. When I turned 21, that was even worse…cause I didn’t have anything left to look forward to. I’m 24 now, and I cried when I turned 24 cause it’s just another year of getting older.

ISP: How hard you gonna cry at 25?

RB: I don’t think too bad. 30 might be tough. And 29..cause it’s right before 30.

ISP: I had a huge panic attack when I turned 30. Had to pull the car over and shit.

RB: I think I’ll be OK at forty.

ISP: I bet you’re gonna look great at forty. You’re really petite and blonde. That helps.

RB: Yea, I’m 5’1″ and I weigh about 100 pounds…on a good day.

ISP: I weighed 100 pounds in 3rd grade. I had a race with my best friend Mark. I won.

RB: The older I get, the more I lose. I lost all my baby fat when I was 16…or 17.

ISP: When did you lose your virginity?

RB: A month before my 13th birthday. The summer before I turned 13. I remember running home to my step-dad and telling him I was pregnant.

ISP: You slut!

RB: Yea, I was a slut. I did things like pull my mom’s pick-up truck on the street. We lived on a big street. We actually lived on Main Street. That’s what it was called! Anyways, I’d pull my mom’s truck onto the curb and wash it with my ass sticking right up in the air towards traffic and just wait for the honks to start. I’d wash the same spot in the windows for hours. Hours.

ISP: What were you wearing?

RB: Daisy Dukes and a little wife beater. I’d get the shirt wet on purpose, too.

ISP: No bra?!

RB: I wore a bra, but I had boobies. I got them in, like, 1st grade. My friend Megan was my friend and she said, “you got big boobies!” and I ran home and cried to my mom. We went out that night and bought a training bra.

ISP: What was the craziest thing you did then?

RB: I made my friend Kelly have a threesome with me and an older guy. We were 15 or 16 and the guy was 21. He was a waiter at Olive Garden. We’d go in there to eat just so he’d serve us. And he had a huge dick. I wanted to watch my friend get banged out by a huge dick. She was a virgin, too. I’m such a good best friend.

ISP: I’ve got a boner.

RB: (Laughs). He nutted in my mouth, and I remember spitting it out. But it was dark, so I don’t think he noticed I spit.

ISP: Oh, he noticed.

RB: I always wanted to do a bunch of guys back then, but I was sacred. I did do girls. I was the dirty one. My best friend would sleep over, and I would make her take off her panties and wear boxers. Then, we’d play a video game, or do arts and crafts, and we’d sit Indian Style just so I’d get a beaver shot. Or, even better…I think I was 9 and I’d go over to the next-door neighbor’s. They had a son who was 11, and I’d let him lick my boobies.

ISP: That’s great. What’s your damage?

RB: I don’t think I was damaged. My mom’s boyfriend would make passes at me when I was, 11 to 16. He’d like smack my butt or tell me I look sexy, but I was never molested or raped or forced to do stuff. My family was very open sexually. My aunt has Sugar Daddies galore. My mom always cheats on her husbands. My mom let me have boys sleep over right after I lost my virginity!

ISP: And shit would go down, huh?

RB: Yea! And I never had to hide it. It was open-open at my house. I was doing all of it, too. I was an Anal Queen from like 14 on. The boy that I lost it to would always want it up my butt, and I would say no. And then like one day it just kinda clicked. I’ve always been into dating older guys, and the second guy I dated was, like, 5 or 6 years older than me. I was 14…so he was 18 to 20. He just told me to relax, and it’s just been history ever since.

ISP: And that worked? No chloroform or roofies?

RB: No! But he was the one that got me drunk for the first time.

ISP: You took facials back then, too…huh?

RB: No! Actually not. Facials offended me back then. I always thought they were degrading!

ISP: What’s your take on facials now?

RB: I’d love to take a cum bath right now. That’s my fantasy. It would be to have 10 guys cum on me. For example, I’m in a public place…like a night club. I’m by myself. I want one guy to turn me on…pull my hair. Spank me. Talk shit to me. Undress me. Just woo me in a dirty way. Then the guys in the bar start getting off by watching. They start beating off and then I just want them to cum on me. Everywhere. Face, ass, tits, hair…everywhere.

ISP: I have a boner. Would you blow a horse for $5,000 cash?

RB: No.

ISP: 10K?

RB: No.

ISP: What’s the break point? No one would know, by the way. No camera.

RB: It would have to be a ridiculous amount. A million. For real.

ISP: Who much to blow me?

RB: Free!

ISP: Oh my. OK — before your Manojob, come to the bathroom. I have to show you something…oh wait. You got a Twitter or a Facebook? I used to ask about mySpace, but I think that’s over.

RB: I have a mySpace, but I never go on it.

ISP: No one does. mySpace is over. Obsolescence in a bitch. I know all about that, too, cause internet porn is heading in the same direction.