I Shoot Porn: So where did your name come from?

Tweety Valentine: My boyfriend gave it to me. I was really blonde at the time, and I’m petite, and our first date was on Valentine’s Day. He gave me this necklace! (It’s Tweety Bird).

Melissa The Make-up Artist: So your boyfriend named you in order to go get banged out in porn?

TV: We have a very open relationship. It’s very unique.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: Did you guys talk about making porn while you’re banging?

TV: It was all about him doing porn at first. Then, I got a message off mySpace from my future agent. I thought it was just nude modeling at first, and she wanted to meet me. I went to her office, we talked about it, and I went to work! My first scene was a B/B/G for Don’t Tell Daddy #9.

ISP: How petite are you?

TV: I’m 4’11”. I weigh 100.

ISP: Do you Tweet, Tweety?

TV: I’m new to Twitter. Really new.

ISP: What can’t I book you for?

TV: I don’t do anal, and I don’t swallow.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: What if you really liked your make-up that day? Would you swallow to save it?

TV: No. I don’t swallow cause I gag so easily. I’m anti-cum! So don’t ask how I’m in porn.

ISP: I gotta tell ya, Tweety…the Money Shots rules all in this biz. A porn girl who doesn’t like cum is kinda like a race car driver who doesn’t like to drive fast.

TV: I’m still new. I’m getting used to it.

ISP: So I can’t book you for a 50 man bukakke?

TV: No! But I have a big ass! You can book me for something with my ass.

ISP: But you don’t do anal.

TV: Just take a picture of my ass. Some people have an ass fetish…and not just putting something in it.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: Do you let your boyfriend put it in your ass?

TV: No!

Melissa The Make-up Artist: You don’t want to make him happy?

TV: The pussy should be enough.

ISP: Did you have a crazy sex life before you got into the business…like did you ever do a threesome or a gangbang?

TV: I’ve done threesomes.

ISP: B/B/G threesomes, or B/G/G threesomes?

TV: The first was with two girls and a boy. I was drunk. I was 17, and I was with my best friend. We were just hanging out a guy friend’s house. He was a black guy, and she was black. We kinda started making out, and then he started making out with the girl, and the next thing you know clothes are off. I started blowing him, then we started banging. He took turns fucking me and her. But there was drama. He kept banging me, and she got jealous. Pretty soon him and me were going at it, and she just just kinda there. Next thing you know she’s crying and pulling him off me. I just ended up trying to talk to her, and he ended up passing out.

ISP: What’s in your fridge right now?

TV: Beer, oranges, weed, yogurt, water…I think that’s it.

ISP: If a penis could ejaculate anything other than semen, what do you want for your money shot?

TV: Chocolate. I’m a chocolate freak.

ISP: You like your men black, don’t you?

TV: Yes.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: What is it about black men you like?

TV: For one thing they have big dicks.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: So you’re a size queen!

TV: Yea. And I like the way they carry themselves. The swag they have.

ISP: Do you parents know about your new occupation?

TV: Yea — my mom does.

ISP: What was mom’s reaction?

TV: Well, I kinda slowly told her. Like, I told her I was doing a nude shoot, but she didn’t know it was straight up porn. And she wanted to see pictures of that shoot, so I just told her. When I did, she just said she wants me to be professional about it. She just doesn’t want me to be on drugs or booze.

ISP: Does she have any sort of game plan mapped out for the year?

TV: I want to make a name for myself.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: Do you think you’re going to have to start liking cum in order for that to happen?

TV: Yes. As I do more scenes, I’ll get used to it. I’m just starting to get into the flow of things.

ISP: How about I drop a load down your throat to get that flow started?

TV: Call me in three months.

I Shoot Porn: Why did you get you back in the porno game?

Raylene: It was time. Plus, the real estate business slowed way down, and I wanted to supplement my income…and spice up my sex life all at the same time!

ISP: Did any of your real estate clients know about your porn star status?

R: Some of them…not all. I mixed my former porn life in real estate by taking the people I worked with on set and helping them buy a home.

ISP: What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?

R: I wanted to be an actress.

ISP: I’m sure you’ve been asked this before, but how did you get into the business?

R: I met some adult stars when I was young. I was at Lake Havasu City partying and I met Shane…the original Shane from Shane’s World. We stayed friends, and when I decided to do my very first video it was for them. It was Shane’s World #4. This was my very first B/G scene, and it was in 1997. I think it was with Marc Davis.

ISP: How has the porn business changed since ’97?

R: It’s all digital. It’s all computer-oriented. Almost exclusively online. The production end of it has kinda stayed the same, but, to me, the order things are shot in has changed. The work order has changed. I mean the way stills are shot, and hardcore sex, and the soft core sex.

ISP: Do you like anal?

R: I like it, but I don’t do it a lot on camera.

ISP: If you could have sex with any historical figure, dead or alive, who would it be?

R: Jack Nicholson. Is he an historical figure? No…wait! President Clinton! He’s the hottest President of all. I mean Obama’s good looking, but I don’t do interracial.

ISP: Ever taken any heat for not doing IR?

R: I have done it, and I have nothing against it. As a matter of fact, I’ve dated plenty pf black men in my private life. I’m just approaching the business this time on a slow roll.

ISP: Is it true what they say about black men?

R: Um…it might be. I guess so. I’ve seen well-hung white guys, too. Everyone’s built different. It really doesn’t matter what color you are.

ISP: How do you think you managed to still be well known 14 years after making your first movie?

R: I have no idea…but damn, am I thankful!

ISP: What was the atmosphere like at Vivid when you were there?

R: It was pretty laid-back. I enjoyed myself.

IRP: What did you want to be when you were 20 years old?

R: A porn star.

IRP: Whats the craziest thing ever to happen on your set? Feel free to name names.

R: I can’t really think of anything crazy that’s happened to me on set.

ISP: Oh, come on…

R: No, really. A set is just a set is just a set.

ISP: Do you like chocolate chips in your pancakes?

R: Sometimes!

ISP: Have you ever had any weird encounters with a fan?

R: Not on a regular basis. But I did have a guy that came to see me in a club. He got kinda crazy. He just wanted to be very physical with me. He was trying to grab me everywhere. This was in Texas. You know…I’ve never had a good experience in Texas. Ever. Anyway, my ex-husband told the guy to leave, so the guy went out to get his gun. They carry guns in Texas! The cops ended up arresting the guy. I guess that’s a crazy story — that didn’t happen on a set.

ISP: What do you think about Twitter?

R: I love it! I like to spy on people…and I follow the funniest people! I follow this dude called The Sulk. He’s the funniest motherfucker there is. He’s very entertaining and I love it!

ISP: What is the biggest misconception about girls who do porn?

R: All we do is eat, sleep, and fuck.

ISP: Have you been felt like you’ve been relegated to dating fellow sex workers?

R: I’m married to a regular guy with a regular job. I roped him into doing a few scenes, though.

ISP: He doesn’t freak out at all when you’re on set?

R: We’re all human. We have our ups and downs. But for the most part it’s a job. I work, go get the kid from school, clean house and make dinner. On my days off I cook all day.

ISP: What do you cook?

R: Yesterday started with Vegetable Tortilla Soup. It’s one of my favorite soups to make.

ISP: What do you want to be doing when you’re 40?

R: I don’t want to be having sex for a living. I’d like to own a company of some sort…whether it’s adult or not is fine by me.

ISP: OK — lemme just grab a pic or two and we’re done.

R: But my eye is red from the Manojob I just gave! They’re swimming in my eye!!

I Shoot Porn: Please explain the origin of your name.

Andy San Dimas: I made it up in high school. I wanted to do porn before I ever had sex. So I’d think of stupid porn names while I was not working in class. I’d write them down in my notebook instead of taking notes. San Dimas was the town where Bill and Ted lived.

ISP: In their Excellent Adventure!

ASD: Exactly! And Andy is the name of the little boy — Andy Barclay — from Child’s Play.

ISP: What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?

ASD: I wanted to be a ventriloquist. I’m not even lying. For career day I brought my dummy with me, and I”d did a report on Jim Henson — even though he wasn’t a ventriloquist.

ISP: What was your dummy’s name?

ASD: It was a replica of Howdy Doody, so it was just Howdy Doody. I didn’t have a dummy of my own, which was unfortunate.

ISP: Were you popular in high school?

ASD: With girls — no.

ISP: What were your early sexual escapades like?

ASD: I was an exhibitionist from a young age. I wasn’t really slutty, but I liked having sex in front of people, or in a room were everyone was having sex. We’d have slumber parties when we were like, 15, and there’d be like 4 of my girlfriends, and we’d all have our boyfriends over and fuck in the same room.

ISP: Lights on or off?

ASD: Well, off mostly, but we’d always play music and the light from the stereo system made it so you could see.

ISP: Who’s boyfriend had the biggest dick?

ASD: Not mine.

ISP: Name a couple of things a man can do to you now that you enjoy almost all the time.

ASD: Hmmm. This is hard because I like just about everything. Except getting fucked in the ass. My boyfriend won’t slap me in the face, even though I ask him to.

ISP: Is the sex in your movies typical of the sex you like to have in your private life?

ASD: No. The sex I have in my private life is intense and hard and really good, but I only fuck my boyfriend in my private life. In my private life, love is involved.

ISP: What is your worst porno experience?

ASD: There’s so many bad ones. There’s a lot of good ones, too, but yea…probably this guy who had blood-oozing sores on his lips, and he kept asking to lick my pussy, and he just kept asking…over and over. It got to the point where I had to get the director to tell him no kissing and no oral sex. After it was all said and done, I was OK with everyone…but still. Oh, I had my suitcase stolen once. That sucked.

ISP: If not an adult actress, what else would you do for work?

ASD: I’d love to make dolls. I’d be living somewhere random, like Toronto. I’ve always wanted to live in Canada. I know I’d being doing something weird — whatever it is — like working in a video store. I’ve worked in lots of those.

ISP: Would you perform if it paid half of what it does now?:

ASD: Yes. But I probably shouldn’t say that. I’d still rather be doing porn than anything else.

ISP: You just kinda mentioned this earlier, but let’s get specific: in front of the camera or in private (or both), you don’t like anal. Why?

ASD: I just haven’t done it enough in my personal life to like it. I plan on learning more about my butthole. I’m gonna go to Butthole School. I think I have some good teachers.

ISP: Really. Name some of the Professors you’d like to study under at Butthole University.

ASD: Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, and Dana DeArmond. They would be my professors in the Art of Asshole.

ISP: Do you have any porn star friends you go to for general career advice?

ASD: Bobbi Starr.

ISP: Have you personally found it difficult to date people who know what you do for a living?

ASD: At first, yes. Three years ago, when I first got started, I had a boyfriend who claimed he was OK with me doing porn and being naked on the internet, and after my first scene, he told me he wanted to kill himself, and that he was going to start doing heroin that day — and he did. You can actually see part of this — not the heroin part — but the rest of his behavior, in Dana DeArmond’s Role Modeling.

ISP: Ever feel exploited?

ASD: I have before, but I exploit myself for a living, so no harm done.

ISP: What is the biggest misconception about girls who perform in our business?

ASD: They they will fuck anyone at any time for free.

ISP: Wha?! Even me?! You won’t fuck me for free?

ASD: I don’t fuck anyone for free, except my boyfriend…who, by the way, I’m getting paid to fuck tomorrow on set.

I Shoot Porn: Where did your name come from?

Velicity Von: I made it up. Do you want me to go into detail?

ISP: Yes.

VV: I wanted to use my real name, but my first agent told me that wasn’t safe. So then I was trying to come up with names that rhyme with my middle name. My agent came up with Felicity Faye, but there was already a girl named that. I didn’t want to use a name that was already taken. My agent came up with Velicity Von, and I think she got it from the supermarket.

ISP: What is the biggest misconception about girls who are adult actresses?

VV: Probably that we’re just sluts, I guess. I know we are, but…(laughs loudly).

ISP: Do you watch your own scenes?

VV: I’ve only watched like one full scene. Big Wet Asses 9 or 11. I don’t remember. I don’t like listening to myself is what it is. I don’t mind looking at myself. I just can’t listen to the noises I make. I’ve heard myself and I thought if I was a dude and jacking off, I’d hate myself!

ISP: Does any scene stand out as the most difficult or intense?

VV: My first DP was with Steve Holmes and Erik Everhard, and, um…it was for Jules Jordan. I just, like…struggled with the scene. I thought it was horrible. It was an anal cream pie, and I was new to anal, and I was worried…

ISP: You were worried about what all girls worry about when it’s in the booty…that shit would happen?

VV: Exactly! It was an anal cream pie, and I’d have to push the cum out, and I was worried it would get dirty. I went through a whole box of baby wipes, but I wasn’t messy. It was mental. You wanna hear something funny? I rarely do anal at home, but when I walk on set and become Velicity Von, no problem.

ISP: Your early experiences with sex: Did you have a “crazy” sex life before you got into the business? Ever do a 3-some or a gang bang?

VV: Yes. You know…I’ve done it all. I’ve had trains run on me. (laughs loudly). Where do I even begin? Do you know how I lost my virginity?

ISP: Please tell.

VV: I was 15. Me and my girlfriend were over at a boy’s house. Um, it was him and his cousin, and they were both 15, and there was another dude there who was 18. We knew these boys. I had a crush on the 18 year old. She had a crush on one of the 15 year olds. I caught her making out with the 18 year old, and it pissed me off. I wanted him! So I went downstairs and the two of them ended up railing me. They took turns. That could be why I’m like this, huh? (laughs) Anyways, after that, no one in my high school would be my boyfriend.

ISP: Thongs, bikinis, or granny panties – which do you wear?

VV: It depends. No panties sometimes, sometimes thongs, or else cute little boy shorts.

ISP: Do you like your bacon thin & crispy, or thick & chewy?

VV: Crispy!

ISP: What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?

VV: I can’t remember at 10. Probably something like a vet.

Gia Paloma, make-up artist: Every girl wants to be a vet…and marry a cowboy…and live on a giant ranch.

ISP: Have you found it difficult to date people who aren’t in the biz and know what you do? Or do you feel we’re all relegated to dating fellow sex workers?

VV: I dated someone who wasn’t in the biz, and it was horrible. He would put me down for it. I also love black cock, and he would call me all sorts of nasty names. It’s very hard. I was being with someone who wouldn’t let me be me. Now I’m dating a fellow sex worker and it’s good. Perfect.

ISP: So we’re all doomed to date porno people.

VV: (Laughs)

ISP: Are you good friends with any other female porn stars?

VV: Not really. There’s girls I talk to, but not really.

ISP: What did you want to be when you were 20 years old?

VV: I wanted to do porn. When I was 12 I wanted to be a Playboy Bunny. The porn came when I was in high school…after I started to have sex. Actually, I grew up in Michigan, and I wanted to be a Déjà Vu girl. A stripper. I thought girls that did sex work were Goddesses to me. A lot of it had to do with the way I’d see guys react to strippers and nudie models.

ISP: If a penis could ejaculate anything other than semen, what do you wish a penis would shoot out during the money shot!?

VV: Anything? Like…anything in the world?

ISP: Yes mam.

VV: How about a big, fat joint. Could you imagine that? Popping out of a dick and smoking it?

ISP: Do you want any traffic to your myspace or Twitter?

VV: I Twitter.

ISP: Why in the world is your Twitter private? That’s dumb. How can I stalk you?

VV: Well, there’s a lot of dirty pics on my Twitter. I put nasty pics up there. I’m an adult…and a girl needs her privacy.

ISP: Oh, trust me…I’ve heard that one before.

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Ginger Lynn: Um…does my shit stink. You know I’m gonna be a smart ass during this, right?

ISP: You are a smart ass, but I love it. Where does that come from?

GL: My father. He’s a smart ass. His father, too. And my namesake — my great-grandmother, whose nick name was Ginger, not because of her rad hear, but because of she was feisty. Example: my great-grandparents husband swamped! They just got tired of this husbands and swamped them out. This is in the 1920’s, when people really didn’t think about this…let alone do it. So, my smartassiness is hereditary and genetic.

ISP: The Mormons did a whole lot of that.

GL: The men did. They initiated that. Not the women. Just like “nice girls” — 26 years ago — never got into porn. In the early 80’s there was really no such thing as DVD/VCR/video. It was out there, but it was really expensive for consumers to buy a VCR. So everything was still shot on film. The girls who made films weren’t your “girls next store”, either. Maybe your girl on the corner. Of course there were exceptions: Seka and Marilyn Chambers and Vanessa Del Rio. My point is that I have a pre-disposition to go again the norm…as did my father, my grandfather…my great-grandfather.

ISP: Your first dirty movie?

GL: First movie I was cast in was Surrender in Paradise shot in conjunction with a little bit of hanky-panky. I agreed to do these films having never fucked in front of a camera before. I signed the contract, made the deal, and then got scared! I called my agent and said, “I don’t know if I can do this.” He said, “I think you need to do an 8mm Mike Carpenter shoot. No sound. It will only be seen in .25 cent video arcades. I was paid $200 to do two scenes. I walked on to the set in an apartment in Santa Monica, vomited in my mouth — then swallowed it — in order to maintain some sort of professionalism. But then, I realized if I could fuck this fat, smelly, hairy, old disgusting man I could fuck anybody. Fortunately for me my first position was doggy, and luckily Ron Jereny’s dick was big enough to satisfy me…as long as I didn’t have to look at him. I finished the scene, saw Tommy Byron walk in — in all his scrawny, skinny glory — and knew I was at home.

ISP: This rules. I love the history of this biz.

GL: I then flew to Kauai, Hawaii, did my first “official scene” on film with Jerry Butler, wearing my red prom dress. I have pictures of me, at my senior prom, in the dress…and then later, in that same dress, having my first orgasm on camera. Obviously fucking on film wasn’t a problem. It was a pleasure. Dialogue, on the other hand, was a whole different story. After completing my first official sex scene on camera, I was asked to jog along a dirt path while Jerry Butler rode along side me, yelling obscenities. I was supposed to respond to it, and if laughter was the correct response, I would have been doing my job. Every time I looked at the guy running alongside me, I’d just start laughing. We did this for four hours. I couldn’t say my line! We finally shut down the set. Later that night Jerry Butler came to my condo and asked me a bunch pf personal questions: my family, what it was like growing up in Illinois, that sort of thing. I thought we were having a moment, until Jerry threw me down on the bed, began to rip my clothes off, and began to disgrace my family…everything he asked me he turned into something ugly. I fought back. He stood up backed away. Jerry threw my script at me and said, “now do your dialogue!” I never had a dialogue problem after that. It was the best acting lesson I’ve ever had.

ISP: So what happens with you and Jerry after?

GL: Jerry and I fall in lust. He asked me to marry him. He carves our name in a tree. He makes me a necklace out of sea shells and fishing wire, We’re in love. The next day he tells me the make-up artist, who hates me, wants to habe a three way. I decide I’m gonna ask the make-up artist, so I do…and she says, “what!? Jerry told me you wanted the three way…and you hated me!”

ISP: I always hated Jerry Butler as male talent. If I rented a video and he was in it, I just hit FF.

GL: Jerry’s Jerry. Anyways…the make-up artist and I decide to grant Jerry’s wish. We all three go back to my condo, we tie Jerry to the bed, and the make0up artist and I make love in front him…and then we leave to have dinner. We left Jerry there, and no one found him til the next day. She and I became best friends…and Jerry and I broke up.

ISP: Tell us something about John Holmes no one knows.

GL: Ummm…I’m sure someone knows this, but John had a sweet, loving kind generous side to him. It’s the only side I ever saw. I agreed to fuck John and was very excited. Once again I didn’t think it through…so I flew to San Francisco, talked to the make-up artist (cause they always know all the dirt) and told her “I don’t think I can take that. It’s bigger than my arm!” So make-up lady tells me to come with her…puts me in the closet. A few minutes later the door opens, and it’s the make-up artist and Amber Lynn. Amber comes in to the closet. A couple minutes later, it’s the make-up artist and she’s leading John Holmes by the penis. Puts him in the closet, tells Amber and I to get on our knees, then she gets on her knees, and the three us of sucked him off til he came. And then I wasn’t scared no more! But I lie…cause now the cock we all sucked was going to have to go into my tiny little pussy. Bigger than my arm. Not gonna fit. I mention this to the director, who has a brain storm. His thought is to hang two chains and a bar on the ceiling and lower me on to John’s penis…that was the only way I would be able to handle it. John had a rep for not being able to get it all the way hard. As they lowered me on to his penis, my pussy opened up like The Pink Sea, and John’s cock got fully hard…and it slipped right in. And, according to Laura Holmes, her and I were the only two girls to ever get him fully hard.

ISP: How did one get into the porno game back in the day?

GL: Move to California from Illinois. Loser boyfriend with a big car payment followed. Couldn’t make ends meet. Answered an ad in the paper for “Stripping at Bachelor Parties”. Once again, didn’t think it through…got to my first “bachelor party” and got scared and left. I ran out. The party followed me out and they beat up my boyfriend. So I went back to the paper and answered an ad for “figure modeling — $500 to $5000 a day.” I posed for Penthouse the next day. I modeled for three months before I went to that apartment in Santa Monica.

ISP: I’m gonna toss some names out there. Just react. Peter North is the first.

GL: I loved working with Peter North. He’s a good fuck, but he hated when people touched his hair…so I’d be fucking him, and get him all hot and bothered…and then I’d fuck with his hair.

ISP: Tom Byron.

GL: He was like my big brother…only we fucked.

ISP: Traci Lords.

GL: Hope the bitch’s tits rot and fall off. She’s a back-stabbing, two-faced cunt and a whore. Now, do you want me to tell you how I really feel?

ISP: Christy Canyon.

GL: Christy’s Christy. I was the first girl who ever licked her pussy, and I put Rachel Perry Cosmetics on the map. Her lip gloss / lip balm, actually. My advice to girls who’ve never licked pussy before, back in the 80’s, was to put Rachel Perry’s lip balm on the pussy lips because it’s hard to lick off. Most girls licking pussy for the first time aren’t really gonna get down there and eat it…so this was how I taught them to lick pussy.

ISP: Nina Hartley.

GL: I’ve known Nina for 26 years, been a lot of movies with her…in the same scenes in 6 different movies, and somehow never was cast to have sex with Nina…and we didn’t have sex until six months ago. When Ginger Met Nina…Triangle Films.

ISP: Where’s this biz headed?

GL: To hell. And back again. Never mind…we’re already been there. And if Ron Jeremy will retire and Traci Lords will drop dead, then we’ll be back where we belong.