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Interview with a Porn Star (#79) — Lizzie Tucker

Lizzie Tucker interview with a porn star
I Shoot Porn: What were you up to at the beginning of the summer?

Lizzie Tucker: I was graduating high school. I’m from Dallas, Texas.

ISP: I lived in Dallas for a while. Weird, weird town. I used to go to this weird flea market under I-35 that started at, like, 3 am. Right under the highway. Once this dude tried to sell me a handgun that was “untraceable, in case you ever needed to off somebody”. His words. I think it’s the only city in America a President could get whacked…and the killer could get away.

LT: Yea, it’s my home town. I like it.

ISP: How did you make your way into the adult biz?

LT: I came out with AJ Estrada. We’ve been room mates for two years. One night we were watching “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”, and we decided we were ready for our next adventure in life: porn. We went online and found our agent, but there was one problem. I was only 17. I had to wait another month to pursue my dream of becoming a porn star.

ISP: I was waiting for the first “Zack and Miri” girl!! Is that what you want? Porn Stardom?

LT: I don’t know to be honest. I just want to see how it goes, and so far it’s going pretty good.

ISP: Was there anyone famous you’d like to bang when you hit porno stardom? Like Jay or Seth Rogen?

LT: I wanna bang Owen Wilson. I’d bang Matthew McConaughey, too.

ISP: Any crazy sexual encounters you’d be willing to share before you jumped into adult?

LT: When I was 16 I fucked two dudes who were brothers. New Year’s Eve. They were my boyfriend’s best friends. My boyfriend was upstairs at the party, and I was having a different kind of party downstairs with his best pals. Happy New Years!

ISP: What’s your favorite fast food?

LT: I don’t eat fast food. Shit’s nasty.

ISP: Does dick size matter?

LT: Umm….yes. For me, it has to be at least…I like ’em big. If it’s any smaller than 8 inches, I won’t enjoy it.

ISP: Shit. That means we’re doomed. You’ll never like having sex with me.

LT: (Lizzie laughs. I didn’t).

ISP: How many scenes you got under your belt?

LT: About 25.

ISP: Any one scene you particularly didn’t like?

LT: I did a party scene one time, um, and my male talent was kinda cute. I stick my hands down to jack him off and get the scene going, and my first reaction was “Where is it?” It was seriously this big (she holds up her pinkie). I’m gonna feel so bad if the dude reads this interview. He’s gonna think I’m a bitch.

ISP: How often do you meet strangers off the internet and bang them?

LT: I may be porn star, but I’m not a slut.

ISP: How do you feel about being referred to as a whore?

LT: I would say haters can hate, but I know what I am.

ISP: Whores should be everyone’s favorite thing. Any hobbies?

LT: I play volleyball. I did in high school, and now I just play sand volleyball on the beach. I want to play in college…when I get there.

ISP: Why aren’t you in college now?

LT: I’m focusing on my porn career and saving money. I want to pay for college with my porn money…hopefully I’ll study photography and history.

ISP: That’s a great idea. I hope you actually follow through and do it.

Lizzie Tucker interview with a porn star

Interview with a Porn Star (#78) — Lynn Love

Lynn Love interview with a porn star
I Shoot Porn: Where’d ya get all that booty?

Lynn Love: It came from my mom’s side of the family. My mom’s got a big ol’ ass!

ISP: Does she know you’re in the biz?

LL: No. She would die. She’s very conservative, very “sex is bad”. She’s just the opposite of me. My mom would literally die.

ISP: What does she think you’re doing in LA?

LL: Visiting friends. I come to LA for a week or two and then leave. She really doesn’t ask.

ISP: Your friends know?

LL: Yes, cause they saw one of my scenes. A scene from 8th Street Latinas. I’ll never forget. I’m sitting in class and this guy walks in and says, “tight work on that new video, Lynn Love!” My heart just about dropped. I asked him, “what are you talking about?” He told me not to act stupid. All the perverted guys in class heard him, and they pulled out their cell phones and searched Lynn Love. They all knew saw it. All the girls in class were like, “ewwww!” They didn’t like it. The guys did, though.

ISP: What are you studying?

LL: I’m undecided. I have no idea what I want to study. Mayne Interior Design.

ISP: Why do you think Twitter is so popular?

LL: I dunno. Cause people are nosy and want to get in everyone’s business.

ISP: Gotta dude?

LL: Not now, but if the right guy came along…

ISP: Gotta girl?

LL: Yes, and she’s my best friend. We do everything together. We go to the movies together, eat together, we take showers and baths together…we shave each others legs.

ISP: Do you shave each others pussies?

LL: I don’t trust her to shave my pussy. She’d probably cut me. She’s clumsy. She’d probably think that would be funny.

ISP: You mentioned you’re in ass training.

LL: Yes. I want to start doing anal — maybe next week. So, I walk around the house with a butt plug. I’ll even go to the supermarket with my butt plug in. I fuck myself with dildoes.

ISP: Are you aware you’ve got a butt plug jammed up your ass while you’re, say…in the frozen foods section?

LL: I completely forget it’s there.

ISP: Which means you’re probably ready for A.

LL: If it was bigger. I need a bigger plug. Mine right now is about this big (she holds up two fingers) — but I need one about this big (holds up four fingers).

ISP: I can invade your colon with my dick.

LL: (Ignoring me) I want to be abe to fist my own ass. That’s all I want for Christmas.

ISP: Who do you hang out with?

LL: My best friend I was telling you about earlier — Vanessa Lee. She’s got a big booty, too. We have this rule — let’s say we go out to a club…if either of us picks up a guy, and we take them back home, he has to fuck both of us. Not just one of us. If he doesn’t want to, too bad. Fuck that. He’s out.

ISP: And you’ve actually had to kick someone out of your house for that?

LL: Oh yea. I chose this guy, and brought him home, and we were just about to start fucking when I told him: “You have to fuck my best friend, too.” He said, “What do you mean?” And I told you have to fuck me and Vanessa. He said he was only into me, and he thought it was weird…and he said no. I called him a faggot and told him to leave.

ISP: That makes perfect sense. He’s obviously gay.

LL: (laughs) And listen to this! If one of us isn’t in the mood, we still have to watch each other fuck. There’s no privacy in our house. One time, she was having sex with this guy and I had passed out from too many Jägers. So she’s banging my head while she’s riding the guy so I’ll wake up and watch. She was slapping my ass and pulling my hair yelling, “Watch! Watch! Look what I’m doing!” I’m pretty sure the guy though we were crazy. Guys normally think we’re too much.

ISP: Can I fly out to Miami and make that decision myself?

LL: Yea…we’d definitely fuck you! We can call it charity work. (She laughed — I didn’t).

Lynn Love interview with a porn star

Interview with a Porn Star (#77) — Lilly LaBeau

Lilly LeBeau interview with a porn star
I Shoot Porn: So you got your first hate mail this morning?

Lilly LaBeau: Yep, and the tag line was so strong. You know how you can see the first sentence of your e-mails on mySpace? This one said, “Wow! So you’re fucking niggers now?”

ISP: He’s pissed you’ve added IR to your dance card.

LL: Yea. Let me show you. (We log into her mySpace and it reads: “So you fucking NIGGERS now I wanted to hire you but not now that you are fucking NIGGERS!”) I wanted to yell back at him and cuss him out, but I chose not to because it’s a waste of time and effort. Negative energy is just…eh. I don’t wanna feel like that.

ISP: All that stems from insecurity. I agree, too…let’s not waste our time on that. You just got back from an audition?

LL: Yep. From New Sensations. I have no idea what I was auditioning for…I just read some lines and was supposed to be an emotionally distraught, horny and angry.

ISP: Like most of the porn girls actually working today. Anyways, you bought your sister to set with you?

LL: Yes I did. I just though it would be fun. I wanted to show her what goes on behind the camera. She got to see me audition, and now she gets to watch me do a scene!

ISP: How do you feel about your sister Lilly making dirty movies?

Olivia LeBeau: It was just a little shocking finding out that my little sister was having sex with multiple people, but then I thought back to when she was a little girl, running around the house naked, shaking her boobs and her butt. All the time. My mom and I said, “one day you’re gonna be a porn star!” and boom, it came true.

LL: Getting into porn was always in the back of my head, cause they were already talking about it when I was 8.

ISP: What went through your head when you signed your first model release?

LL: I was traveling to Miami, and I was really excited…but really, really scared, too. I was concerned about being sold on the black market.

ISP: Excuse me?

LL: I’m on the internet looking for modeling agencies in LA, and I found a dude and sent him my pictures. He got me the Miami gig. It was for DareDorm.com. But I had no idea it was legit, and all I could think of was Chris Hansen and Dateline and black market shit and kidnapping and human trafficking. I didn’t want to be sold into sex slavery. I was worried that might happen to me on my way to Miami. Looking back on it, traveling all that way to do my first shoot was a really bad decision. I didn’t have any money to get back home if I needed to run.

ISP: But everything worked out in the end…see? We’re not all evil people.

LL: It all worked out great! I love my job, and I hope I can do it for a while.

Gia Paloma, make-up artist: If you were stuck on an airplane that couldn’t take off…say it was stuck on the tarmac for, like, 8 hours. What three items would you have with you?

LL: A book, my iPod, and my Blackberry. That’s all I need.

ISP: What book?

LL: Right now I’m reading Nice Girls Don’t Get Rich.

ISP: What’s on your iPod?

LL: My music is, like, three years outdated…I have everything from Shinedown to Seether to The Bloody Beatroots.

Gia Paloma, make-up artist: That would be a great name for a vagina…Bloody Beatroot.

ISP: What’s your favorite app on your Blackberry?

LL: My GPS. I’m directionally challenged. I can’t find a thing without it. Hey, I gotta go pee! (Lilly leaves to use the bathroom).

ISP: Hey Olivia…tell me a story about your sister that she’d be really embarrassed about.

OL: She ate slugs when she was a little kid.

ISP: Huh?

OL: When me and my sister were kids growing up in Washington, my dad was videotaping us just being kids. My dad wasn’t watching Lilly, but she had put a slug in her mouth. Do you guys have slugs down here?

ISP: Nope. But I know what a slug is.

OL: Anyways, she puts a slug in her mouth and my dad starts videotaping her, and that’s when he noticed there was something in her mouth. He asked her, “hey Lilly, what’s in your mouth?” and Lilly spit the slug out right into his hand. (Lilly’s back from peeing).

ISP: You ate slugs when you were a kid?

LL: Hey, I ate slugs when I was a kid…what can I say?

OL: She also went through a Goth stage. She had short, pixie-cut black hair. She never went out in the sun. Her bangs were swept over her forehead like Justin Beiber.

ISP: Did you have a Goth name?

LL: No. I didn’t. Honest.

ISP: Would you eat a slug now?

LL: Ew. No.

ISP: Would you do a 50-man bukakke?

LL: Yes, as long as I don’t have to swallow all of them.

ISP: What can’t I book you for?

LL: Anal and DP’s. Cream pies.

OL: What’s a cream pie?

ISP: When the dude busts in the girl’s vagina and it oozes out.

OL: What’s so interesting about that? You can’t see anything.

ISP: Good question. Hey Lilly, do you do anal in your real life?

LL: I play around with my butt with toys and stuff. But I’ve never had a dick up my butt — on camera or off.

ISP: Would you take $10,000 cash right now if I could invade your colon?

LL: Yes! Of course! Yes yes yes!

ISP: You’re on your way to becoming a true Spiegler Girl! Soon, you’ll be doing it for rate.Lilly LeBeau interview with a porn star

Interview with a Porn Star (#76) — Vanessa Naughty

Vanessa Naughty interview
I Shoot Porn: Let’s start this out by talking about your last scene, which you shot a few days ago.

Vanessa Naughty: I did a gang bang cuckold scene, and Steve Driver was my cuckold.

ISP: You mean Steve Driver — The Murderin’ Mope?

VN: Yea.

ISP: I didn’t know Steve was taking cuckold roles. Then again, why would I know what kind of roles he’s been getting. I always thought he was just a bad mope.

VN: I thought he was strange, and a little too forward on set. Inappropriate. That’s why I requested he’d be my cuckold. I didn’t want him to bang me. Get this — he’s got stacks of pictures of him fucking girls in pornos, but they’re actually shots of a television playing pornos he’s in. They aren’t even clear shots; they’re totally random shots taken on a disposable camera and developed at, like, Walgreen’s.

ISP: That’s fucken creepy. So you couldn’t really tell who the girls are?

VN: You could, kinda, but all he talked about was himself. He basically freaked me out, so I told the producer at Ultima that I wouldn’t have sex with him. I went to Ultima a few days before the shoot and hung out with them. Steve Driver was very, very adamant about having my attention. He was also weird and quiet and thinking all the time. Then Steve asked me, “Do you want some pizza?” and I was like, “sure”, so he asked me for twenty bucks to pay for the pizza he just offered me. This is while I was going through his weird pictures. He also kept telling me about how much he loves anal, and how he wanted to do an anal scene with me. Isn’t that kinda weird? I mean there’s guys who’ll say “I really wanna work with you”, but to have some mope keep telling me “I wanna do anal with you” is really weird. If I ended up doing that scene with him, I’d be totally freaked.

ISP: So what was the vibe in the studio?

VN: All the dudes in that studio would tell Steve that he’s freaking the girls out. He got bent out of shape about that. Even after they told Steve that, he’d still try and get physical with the girls…even though he wasn’t part of the scene.

ISP: So the samurai sword was a studio prop?

VN: Yea, they had props laying around, and there were a few swords, but most of them were dull. There was a really sharp one everyone knew about.

ISP: They fired him right before he went haywire?

VN: Yea…for inappropriate behavior. They tried to explain to him that he wasn’t pulling his weight in the studio. From what I know, he got very, very angry, and a confrontation went down. Steve grabbed the sword and went after people. Tom (Dong) didn’t make it, and there’s two others who got severely injured. There was blood all over the studio. Steve hauled ass, and he hasn’t been seen since. I think he’s killed himself. I mean what else could be happening? He’s got no money, and no one I know would ever help that dude out.

ISP: Do you think the slow down in this industry is making the crazy porno people act crazier than they already are?

VN: I think it’s taking a toll on everyone — financially, emotionally and physically. I know I’ve had my nights that I wanna cry myself to sleep, but I just remind myself everything’s gonna be ok. But I’ve never been fired, and if someone tells you you’re being inappropriate on a porno set, then that’s pretty bad. Let me say this, too: Ultima DVD did everything they could for Steve Driver. They didn’t have to give him a place to live. They didn’t have to give him any favoritism, and he just abused the privileges they gave him. It’s that simple. In the end, this just gives the industry a bad name, and it shines a bad light on all of us. It’s just sad.

ISP: Tell me something good about this industry.

VN: Our industry is very professional — regardless of what people think. There are people in this industry who are professional, and who do treat it as a career and who are great to work with. You never know who you’re dealing with, whether it’s a doctor, or a baby sitter, or a postal worker…it could happen to anyone, anywhere. There’s people who aren’t in a good place, and they’re not just in the porno industry. Ultimately, what I’m trying to say is it’s not the industry to blame for this tragedy, it’s just a horrible thing that could have happened anywhere.

ISP: It would be like blaming the country of China — or the Chinese culture — for those weird, random knifings that have been going down in their schools.

VN: Everyone has an opinion of our industry, and it’s usually that it’s morally wrong, but who are those people to judge? They’ve got their own skeletons, too. Most of the people in this industry take care of themselves, they like what they’re doing, and they take it as seriously as they would any other business. We choose to be here. We’re not made to be here. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s wrong. What we do is legal, it’s safe, and that’s that.

ISP: How long have you been in the biz?

VN: A year and three months. I’m getting old. I’ll be 25 in July. Am I gonna be a MILF?

ISP: Kinda, yea…

VN: So when you become a MILF, is your career over?

ISP: No, not at all. It’s just like starting a new chapter in your porno career. You’re a singer, too?

VN: Yes, I’m a singer/song writer. I’ve been doing it my whole life. And yes, porn stars have other talents besides fucking. Can you put a link to my music?

ISP: Of course. Who are your influences?

VN: Etta James, Jefferson Airplane and Grace Slick, Joan Jett, Janis Joplin…pretty much every classic rock band.

ISP: I like Etta and Janis. I liked Joan when she was a Runaway. Are you playing live any time soon?

VN: Just going into the recording studio, but that’s all I’m gonna say right now. Except they said I can continue to be in porn.

ISP: Which, depending on who you’re talking to, is either a good thing…or a bad thing.

Vanessa Naughty interview

Interview with a Porn Star (#75) — Amy Brooke

Amy Brooke interview
I Shoot Porn: So, out of about 500 (give or take) scenes over at Blacks on Blondes, you’re rated #1 by the members. Aren’t you special?

Amy Brooke: I feel special. I remember the scene, you know what I mean? I was excited cause I got to work with Shane Diesel, cause I never had before. It was a challenge for me. Maybe not. I mean I wasn’t sure. I hadn’t done that much IR, but I like the fact that Shane and Rico Strong are on my level as far as freakishness goes. And the whole scene felt good…not that it felt good sexually, but that we were putting on a great show. I didn’t really have to “think” — it just happened. I hate having to carry a scene by myself. I also like being surprised when I’m working, and Shane surprised me for sure. I wasn’t choreographed.

ISP: Hey! I spelled “choreographed” correctly — the first time!

AB: Nice!

ISP: So you’re talking about Shane Diesel’s enormous “pre-cum” cum shot?

AB: Yea, it definitely surprised me, which turns me on even more. How about when I squirted in his mouth, and then he spit it back in mine?

ISP: That was hot. Have you been a freak your whole life?

AB: I was always down to do everything, and very open sexually, but I never started doing freaky stuff til I was, like….16.

ISP: Tell me a freaky story from your teen years.

AB: When I just starting having sex one of my boyfriends loved watching me fuck his friends. He’d bring like 3 friends over, so with him included that would be 4. His three friends would fill me up with cum, and he’d take sloppy fourths. Crazy, huh? Isn’t that weird?

ISP: Actually, no. There’s whole sites built around that fetish. But it is weird that he was a teen into that sort of depraved, perverted shit.

AB: You know what’s funny, these gang bangs didn’t go down at a house, or a “normal” settings. We’d sneak out at like 2 am and go to a park and they’d pull a train on me in the baseball bleachers. Isn’t that weird? It’s a true story! Is that considered freaky?

ISP: That’s a freak show.

AB: I think I’ve taken more dudes’ virginity that any other girl I know.

ISP: Do you have any idea how many dudes you’ve banged off camera?

AB: More than 100 for sure. But I don’t know at all. I used to keep a list. When I was 16, my list was up to about 90.

Gia Paloma, Make-up artist: Did you have your list sectioned off, like a BJ section and a sex section…or if they went down on you?

AB: I didn’t have a “Down On You” part, but I had a BJ section. I don’t like getting eaten out. I rather get fingered.

ISP: If I wandered into your apartment and looked into your fridge right now, what would I find?

AB: Jenny Craig. Hummus and pita bread. And lots of energy drinks.

ISP: So how crazy is it that we went to the same high school…and the same middle school? I am class of ’82, and you’re class of 2005!

AB: I wasn’t even born in ’82! That’s just insane, though! Our high school is deranged! Did you know that? We weren’t even allowed to ride in the same bus with the football players cause we’d blow them, so they made the cheerleaders take a separate bus to games! Oh yea, and I fucked a dude in the ass who went to our school, too! For Joe over at AMA! We’re just freaks! Don’t you think??

ISP: Super freaks! You were a cheerleader?

AB: Cheer just freshman year, then I did Pom my last three years. I like dancing better than doing stunts. Plus, I am afraid of heights, and in cheer they always wanted me to go to the top of pyramid cause I’m so tiny.

ISP: Do you hang out with anyone in the biz?

AB: I do! Sindee Jennings, Sadie West, and McKenzee Miles. Sindee’s my best friend. Ashli Orion, too. And Claire Dames. Those are like my main chicks.

ISP: Talk about a Freak Squad! I mean that only as the highest compliment, too.

AB: That’s good. I like my dirty girls.

ISP: Does dick size really matter?

AB: Um…(thinking)….it depends. I’ve had really big dicks that also happened to be the worst sex in my life.

ISP: What’s on your iPod?

AB: Um…a lot of Bon Jovi.

ISP: SHUT UP. That’s borderline criminal behavior.

AB: Oh yea. And my ring tone is Bon Jovi.

ISP: What Bon Jovi song is your ring tone?

AB: It’s a classic! (She grabs her phone and plays it for me — “It’s My Life”). I also have a lot of country…Allan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Willie Nelson. Um…I have my workout songs, MIA, Brittney Spears, Lady Gaga, Madonna. Then, like…I have everything.

Gia Paloma, Make-up artist: What’s your guilty pleasure? Like, when you’re in your car and you’re listening to something that’s kinda embarrassing to be listening to? Mine’s Lady Gaga or Jay-Z’s “New York New York”…I dunno what that song is even called.

AB: Justin Bieber. He’s so hot. I totally want to bang him. Is that against the law?

ISP: Isn’t he like 12 or something? So, yea…it’s against the law. Anyways, who do you love to work for?

AB: Evil Angel. And you, of course. And Immoral Productions, which is always a fun day. I love working for Porno Dan.

ISP: What can’t I book you for?

AB: Nothing. There’s nothing I won’t do.

ISP: If Beastie Porn was legal, could I book you to bang a Doberman?

AB: Definitely.

ISP: 50 man bukakke?

AB: Well, I’ve done 20, but yea…50 would work. They tried to book me for a 50 man anal cream pie, but my agent said no. Oh! I won’t do a vag cream pie.

ISP: Why won’t let a dude blast in your cunt?

AB: I’m not on birth control, which I know is crazy. But you know what? The only time I’ve ever been pregnant is when I’m on birth control. Plus I’m a crazy bitch on birth control. I don’t even know who I am on that shit.

ISP: Describe your worst day on a set.

AB: Features. I’m a gonzo chick. I mean sometimes features are fun. I hate showing up on a feature set and I don’t know it’s a feature set. I also hate showing up at 8 am and sitting around until 6 pm when I start work. If I’m booked for a feature, I wanna know ahead of time. And the diva girls drive me crazy. I just can’t do it. Well, I can do it, but it’s not easy. I mean really — who do you think you are? Maybe that’s rude, but whatever.

ISP: Gotta boyfriend right now?

AB: I don’t date. I barely have time for myself, let alone another human being. Plus, I get bored easily…and I don’t like to be controlled. Maybe I haven’t met the right person. I have seven fuck buddies that I rotate though.

ISP: Any way I can get in that rotation?

AB: Of course. You just gotta call me more.

Amy Brooke interview

Interview with a Porn Star (#57) — Ziggy

Porn Star Ziggy interview

I Shoot Porn: You’re my first interview for 2009. How does that make you feel?

Ziggy: Awesome! Special!

ISP: Last time we worked together, you blew 3 fine, young gentlemen at Spunkmouth. What do you recall about that particular scene?

Z: Well, um…it was totally last minute. It was my first BJ scene. It was a few years ago. It was my first time with three guys. I had a great time with the crew! It was also the very first time I had done anything sexual with a black guy. Period. Anything, at all. And he…he….what’s it called? Mouth fuck? He fucked my head?

ISP: You got Skull-Fucked by an angry negro.

Z: Yea, that’s what the term would be.

ISP: How did you enjoy your skull fucking?

Z: Um…it was…(thinking)….it was OK. (Laughs). It just kinda blew right through. I mean there were three guys, so I just wasn’t sucking one. Um. It was interesting. And fun. I’m glad I was there, cause I was sitting in your make-up room, waiting for my ex-boyfriend to finish the scene, and you just walked in and asked if I wanted to do it, cause the other girl flaked. You asked if I wanted to make some money. So yea.

ISP: You gave a Manojob, too. But tell everyone something more interesting, like how you lost your virginity.

Z: I lost it when I was 18, about three weeks after I turned 18. I moved to LA and signed a contract with a porno / modeling agency, and they asked me if I would do boy/girl. I told them I was a virgin, and they said something like I should get out there and start doing all sorts of scenes. I thought to myself you know what? I need to get out there. I asked what my rate would be, and I got $1800 for my first b/g. I got a premium cause I was losing my virginity. So I walked on set and saw Reno, and I was nervous. I was so nervous. He was huge! Muscular! And he had an accent. I fooled around with people in the past, but never had any sex.

ISP: Let’s get this straight: so what you’re saying is you lost your virginity on a porno set?

Z: Yea.

ISP: Ain’t our biz wonderful?! How did you get into it?

Z: Jenny Hendrix. Her and I grew up together. We met when we were 8. We’ve been attached at the hip ever since! We were opposites. Everyone called me a “nun” cause I was all prude and into sports and dance and cheerleading and dirtbiking and she was, um…more into guys, and partying, and having sex. We would hang out in her “Purple People Eater”. It was a purple station wagon, and I don’t know how many people got fucked in the back seat of that car. We’d drive around with all our friends partying and having sex in the back of The Purple People Eater.

ISP: But you didn’t have sex?

Z: I was always in the passenger seat, unless I was driving…and I’d be driving only cause she’d be in the back seat having sex. She’s always wanted to be a porn star! Do you know how I found out she was in porn?

ISP: Do tell.

Z: Our whole school found out she was in porn all at the same time. Everyone. Even the teachers. Which wasn’t a good thing, cause her little brother was still in school there. Anyways, this kid knew she did porn, and he hacked into the school’s computer system. It was an anal scene with Captain Stabbin’. She had ditched her senior trip in Miami and went to Captain Stabbin’s boat and did her first scene with that old guy. Uh, it was so bad! And that hacker kid made it so all the computers in school popped up to that first scene.

ISP: Wow. Let’s turn the interview back to Ziggy.

Z: Well, it was kinda about me, cause I was modeling at Barbizon, and Jenny called and asked me to come model in LA.

ISP: But you didn’t know it was porn.

Z: Not until I got to LA Direct’s office, and they handed me a sheet, and it had a list of all the sex acts. All the do’s and don’ts. I saw BJ and BG and all that, and I didn’t know what any of that meant, and I asked to step outside with Jenny, so I pulled her out and asked her what the fuck?! That’s when Jenny told me it was porn. She said “it’s modeling, too!” and I said “everyone’s gonna find out…my family and friends” and she said “I’ll be here for you!”. We argued, and then I decided to go back in and talk to them, and that’s pretty much it.

ISP: Crazy. But that’s life.

Z: It’s what I like best about life.

ISP: Where does your porno name come from?

Z: Well, my parents were really into hippy, stoner music. Bob Marley and Ziggy Marley, and I love that kind of music, and my friends would call me Ziggy. So when I was in the agent’s office, it happened all so fast I just went with it.

ISP: Ever think about a last name?

Z: I’ve been wanting to think of a last name. Jenny said, “Why don’t you just be Ziggy Starr, with two “r’s”‘…but I just went with plain Ziggy.

ISP: What do you love about dirt biking?

Z: The adrenaline I get from it. I used to race in Phoenix and Daytona. I used to race in Florida, too.

ISP: Were you on varsity cheer?

Z: Yep. And I was on the Hip-Hop dance team. I was the only white girl on the team, dude.

ISP: That just means you got some Soul. What’s your favorite place to eat?

Z: Eat? Um…I love Caraba’s.

ISP: Now that you’re a sexual being, what’s your favorite thing to do off-camera?

Z: When I’m with my fuck buddy, I love foreplay. Teasing. Biting, Pulling hair. We usually start out mish and do 5 or 6 different positions. I made one up the other day. I think I did anyway. After I lost my virginity I was like OH MY GOD I’ve been missing out for so long.

ISP: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

Z: I blew my boyfriend in the back seat of the car while his mom was driving. I had sex on top of a building. I fucked in an airplane in the bathroom. I have pictures to prove it, too, on myspace. Listen — this lady on the plane was trying to get into the bathroom while we were doing it, and she was opening the door and she was pushing in on us, and the dude I was fucking just turned and said to her “Thanks for the extra push!” I was so humiliated! Then, afterward, two of the stewards on the plane walked up with us with their arms behind their back. We thought we were in trouble, but all they did was give us a champagne bottle and two glasses and a note that said, “Congratulations and Welcome to The Mile High Club!” Then the guy whispered to me “try doing it in the seat!”

ISP: I wanna fuck you on a plane.

Z: Quick! Let’s get to Burbank!

Porn Star Ziggy interview

So I got interviewed…

Aubrey Adams and Billy Watson

Whacky, huh?

Stronker — from Adult DVD Talk — swung by my new pad and, in my tiny kitchen, we talked for 1/2 hour or so, in which I professed my love for Wilco; we spoke about Spring and Katie Thomas, Barbie Cummings, The Dick Suckers, Manojob; the weird way I got into this weird biz; and, in the little write up that appears on the site, Stronk said all sorts of nice things about me!

I’m a “popular and erudite blogger”, and a “prolific lensman”?!

Erudite!

The Professor of Desire!!

Aw shucks.

So, click on the pic of me and Aubrey Adams hamming it up on set and listen away!

(Actually, I’m hamming it up for Aubrey, cause there’s something about petite blondes that makes my heart go pitter-patter).

(And don’t ya just love the Birkenstocks? All the women in my life sure do…)

(Oh, and here’s where you can check out all the pod cast porno interviews, including one with my pal, The Minion!)

Either / Or with Cherry Poppens

Cherry

In case you’ve been wondering what’s become of her lately, Cherry is now my personal assistant. She’s also going to manage my new studio, which you have no idea about, since I’ve never really mentioned it…until now. Cherry hasn’t shot a scene in, uhhh, maybe 3 weeks ago with my main most man John E. Depth – a boy/girl for some website that isn’t up yet.

So she’s laying on my bed right now, as I type this, and instead of the typical porno interview I usually do, I’m just gonna blast out a few “Either/Or” questions for Cherry. I’m calling these either/or questions, and you’ll know what I mean when you read the first one.

By the way, Cherry’s trying to ease out of being in front of the camera to being behind it. So far, she’s kicking a whole lot of ass. Which doesn’t mean she’s retired by any means…she’s just slowing down.

And finally, Cherry’s been a vegantarian for 13 years. Over half her life she’s only eaten veggies. She’s also the pickiest eater I know…for example, she’ll pick the “meat juice” off her vegan patty before she stuffs it in her pie-hole.

With that said, here we go:

ISP: Would you rather do a double anal scene, or eat a turkey leg at your Thanksgiving table next month?

Cherry: Well, I’d never do double anal, and I wouldn’t eat a turkey leg.

ISP: You gotta answer. Either turkey or Double A.

Cherry: I’d try double anal.

ISP: Either a 5 man cum swallow, or a quarter pounder with cheese?

Cherry: Is there money involved, too? Like I get paid for the 5 man swallow?

ISP: Of course. Money. Either swallow the jizz or swallow the Royal With Cheese.

Cherry: The 5 man swallow.

ISP: Either dine at a C rated restaurant in LA, or an ass-to-mouth scene.

Cherry: They’re both pretty much the same, really.

ISP: Either/Or.

Cherry: What kind of food would it be at the place?

ISP: Whatever’s fresh on the menu.

Cherry: This is hard.

ISP: Either/Or.

Cherry: I’d rather eat my ass than bugs in my salad in a C rated place…and then just not eat for a few days.

ISP: Makes perfect sense. Either a nice filet mignon and lobster tail…you know, Surf and Turf, or going out on a date with Lil’ Pimp Hand?

Cherry: DUDE! DUDE! Where would I have to go? And what does a date mean?

ISP: You hold his hand, have dinner, then go to a movie, where he may or may not try to french kiss you, and then he takes you home, where he does, indeed, french kiss you.

Cherry: How can I hold his hand and walk? How is that possible? He’s no bigger than my torso…my mom said I have a long torso, but it’s not that long.

ISP: OK – then you carry him around like a baby.

Cherry: Can I throw up the lobster and steak after?

ISP: Yes, you can throw up.

Cherry: I might try the steak.

Cherry