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Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #2: Spring Thomas and Dr. Z

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Here's Spring!

I met Spring Thomas before she was Spring Thomas…when she was still Serina – or Ryan – depending on what dirty site you were visiting. She was maybe a month past her 18th birthday, and she was ready to jump into the game…head first. I arranged a meeting with her downtown, at a breakfast joint, and when I caught a glimpse of her looking for a parking spot in her purple car, my heart skipped a beat or two.

It was Serina in that purple car.

I knew the Serina scene, and I knew Serina was one of the hottest chicks on Amature Allure. And since I was still a beginner at this whole porno game, it made things that much more…exciting.

Amature Allure was the other show in town, and in a goofy kind of way, I always felt like Spunkmouth was in some sort of porno competition with AmAllure…which, looking back at it now, is really silly. Still, I wanted to book hotter chicks than he did, and his Serina score was a big one; if I booked Serina, the score was tied, as far as I was concerned.

Like I said…silly.

Spring and I hit it off right away, and I remember talking to her about things I didn’t really talk about in interviews…like what I did before I got into The Biz. I felt comfotable around her, and I’m assuming she felt the same around me. I didn’t even wait to ask my partner if we should book her…I just did.

Dr. Z was the lucky dude. He fucked Spring Thomas for the very first time on camera. Spring did the bj scene for AmAllure a few weeks before, as well as some topless/girl-girl stuff for Sweet Apples.

But we got her on camera taking a dick into that tight teen pussy for the very fist time. In fact, when she jumps up to do Z in cowgirl, she admits to the world it’s the very first time in her life “on top” of a guy! I don’t remember much beyond that. Except she had a nervous giggle throught her scene, and she admitted to a foot fetish as she sucked Z’s toes…and Z shot the load all over her face. I snapped these quick pics after she cleaned up and was on her way out.

I guess I remember more than I thought I did…hence, this scene rates #2 for all the Spunkmouth episodes.

We booked Spring again, before I introduced her to the Blacks On Blondes folks, up on the top of that hill at Dogfart’s secret mansion. It was in that mansion she went from Spring to Spring Thomas.

And as they say…the rest is history.

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Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #3: Tory Lane and Kevin Kline

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Here's Tory!

Imagine you’re in a public park – maybe on a picnic – and you have to pee. And there’s a public toilet just down at the bottom of the hill. You tell your girlie you have to make a Number 1, and you head to the head.

And you walk in to find a heet taking a piss right in front of you. Get this – she doesn’t freak out. Oh sure, she’s nervous at first, then she smirks and asks, “Are you a man whore?”

Of course I am, my darling. Let’s just make this quick, cause my girl is at the top of the hill, breaking out the ham and cheese sandwiches, and if I’m not back soon, she may get a little curious.

Porn star Tory Lane is simply off the hook. I mean there’s almost no porno girls like her working the circuit right now. Don’t think she’s an actress, cause what you see in her fuck scenes is genuine; Tory simply loves sex. No wonder she quit Hooter’s, left Florida, and hit Porno Land. And do you think her recent marriage to Rick Shameless forced her out of the game? Well…for a short time she was only doing g/g and solo stuff…but that didn’t last long. I don’t know this for fact, but I can only imagine the “talk” she had with Rick.

I could imagine it went something like, “Um honey, I’m going to start fucking guys again. I mean I’m not making all that much money doing solo work and girls, and I kinda miss all that dick.”

Rick’s a cool cat, too. Maybe there was no “talk”. Who knows. Who cares, really.

I dunno if you’ve seen the Spunkmouth Tory Lane episode, but it’s one of the few times I’ve actually had my head spin while shooting the scene. Why? After our stranger blasts her face with man goo, she notices a large wad on the filthy floor. And without any direction from me, she got down on her hands and knees, crawled slowly over to the goopy mess, and sucked it right into her mouth…and then looked at me and spit it all right into my camera lens.

“Now turn the camera off!” she demanded.

What’s a guy to do? Except meekly say, “Um, Tory…you missed my lens. I mean that’s a really hot idea there….Um…well…um…can I ask you a big favor. I mean…um…really big? Can you do it again? And this time hit my lens?”

And how did Tory react? I was worried she’d get pissed and tell me to forget it. Once is enough. Certainly not be too happy about the deal. She did the whole thing…all over again. Crawled back, found some more spunk on the floor, sucked it up with a smile on her face. And this time – bullseye!

Since she’s doing guys again, I want to shoot her at least one more time – badly.

Is there any way she’ll do interracial?

Here's Tory!

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Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #4: Envi and Jean Val Jean

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Here's Envi!

Once upon a time, there was a barely-legal girl who decided to leave her home on the East Coast and make her way west – to Porn Valley – and become a star. She had just finished up high school, where she was a cheerleader. You know that had to put her in all the right cliques, almost insuring her popularity…especially with all the high school boys.

She got fake boobies and made her way west. When she got to Porn Valley she met up with a typical slimeball agent, began calling herself “Envi”, and started looking for work right away. She also met a new friend named Eva Angelina, and they became roomies.

Before he fucked me over, I used to book some of the girls Mr. Slimeball repped. When he told me a new heet named Envi was looking for her first scene, I booked her. So yea…I shot Envi first.

That and $4.85 will get me a venti Iced Caramel Macchiatto with soy at Starbucks.

And honestly, it’s not the the 100% truth I shot Envi first. I think she had a BJ scene under her belt before me…but that’s about it. Or put it this way – after her Spunkmouth scene, all the boys back home knew what she was up to in sunny California.

Jean Val Jean is in need of a good industrial accident. Don’t get me wrong – I like Jean a lot – but he’s too good looking for his own good.

And Eva Angelina has become the hottest chick in porn – even if she still thinks I’m a creep for the cummy hairdo.

Do I need to tell you not long after I shot Envi she changed her name to Eve Lawrence? And I shot her again, a few years later, cause she’s still fucking smoking hot, and she’s still in the biz, and she’s still one of my favs? I mean she’s 4th on the top list for Spunkmouth, damnit…out of like 100 or so episodes to date.

(For the second Spunkmouth Eve Lawrence shoot, we dressed her up like a street hooker, took her to a dirty back alley, and had a john fuck her silly on a filthy matress. Typical porno shit.)

I kinda want to go steady with Eve. Buy her a promise ring. Make some love with the lights off. Hold hands at the mall, while I’m buying her some presents. Take her to San Francisco and get a penthouse suite at the Mark Hopkins and never even leave the room…just drink expensive champagne and feed each other strawberries and smooch all night long. Then, when we return to Porno Land, I’ll be forced to suddenly end our relationship…cause Spring Thomas just left a voice mail saying she’s finally come to her senses and decided to fall in love with me.

Uh-huh.

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Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #5: Kaya and Sean and Big Dick Nickel

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Here's Kaya!

Everyone likes toplists, so I’ve decided, over the next few months, to make some toplists of the scenes I’ve shot for various sites. I’ll group each toplist by the site, and each day I’ll present an entry to the list, starting from the number 5 position and moving up. I’ll take into consideration the obvious (how hot the girl is, how hot the scene is, etc etc) as well as the not-so-obvious (girl’s attitude, her willingness to do various naughty things, etc etc). So let’s start.

#5: Spunkmouth Kaya – Kaya’s second Spunkmouth scene, starring Kaya, Sean, and Big Dick Nickel, was the very first b/b/g scene I ever shot. (“b/b/g” being “boy-boy-girl”, as opposed to a “2 on 1”, which was what I always called this sort of debauchery before I got into this biz.)

Big Dick Nickel was this local dude I met when I was running an ad for local amateur talent in a weekly rag that’s fairly popular in Phoenix. He started recruiting girls for me, not cause he wanted to help me out, but so he could fuck them while I rolled camera. Most of the girls this dude introduced me to were butt-ugly, but one stood out head and shoulders above almost anyone working the porn circuit today – and I mean the LA porno game…not the silly Phoenix porno game.

Kaya is a hint over 5 feet tall, and she weighed maybe 100 pounds…and trust me, 25 of those pounds were all tits. She’s cute and lovely and nice to talk with, and those sorts of qualities – even in a porno girl – score high in my book. She’s also part-Asian, which scores huge in a lot of dudes’ books, and her skin was soft and supple and perfectly tanned.

In other words – a total heet.

I had shot a scene with her and Sean already, and when I asked Kaya if she would like to work with Sean and Big Dick, she immediately agreed.

We shot the scene in an empty warehouse in Sunnyslope I had access to for a while. If you don’t know Phoenix, the suburb of Sunnyslope means nothing to you…and if you know Phoenix, then you know every crystal meth, MegaDeath worshippin’ dirthead, missin’ his front teeth and driving around town in a car with no air conditioning in 118 degree July heat, fondly calls home.

In other words, it’s a perfect place to shoot porn in Phoenix.

It was August, too, and there was no air in that place, but we had plenty of water, and I told Kaya and Sean and Dick that sweating a whole bunch during sex on film is really sexy…just cause I felt so bad for them. And boy, did they sweat. So did I, cause…well…it was a fucking sexy scene. Sean and Dick went to town on Kaya, and she loved every second of it.

Kaya went away after I shot this. I tried to call her for more work, but she was out of the game. Word had it that family members discovered her work, and she was forced to toss in the towel. What a shame…she coulda been a great one. I think I told you guys this, too…but a year or so ago, a pal of mine was eating at a corporate establishment, and who waited on him?

You guessed it.

Here's Kaya!

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The Secret Handshake.

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Kitty

Fnord writes:

Hey, Billy.

What kind of gear are you using? To shoot with, that is. Er, I mean photos.

Cameras. I saw an F717 in one shot of you. Any particular reason you use it (as opposed to a DX2 or D20, etc)? I can think of a
couple (tilt lens, night shooting, nice glass) but wondered if we were thinking along the same lines there. Fast and wide glass for
the most part, or just your standard 50mm f1.8? I can’t fathom long glass being any advantage in porn.

Also, what are you guys using for lighting? Hotlights, I assume? Something standard?

Ok, *this* is your dumbest question of the day. I stand corrected. How does someone who doesn’t want to get into the biz for the (highly dubious) glamour get into the biz behind the lens? Does one need representation? An art school degree? A portfolio review? The secret handshake?

Thanks,

Fnord

Hi Fnord!

How did you ever get the name Fnord? Is this some sort of Norwegian thing? Icelandic? Do you like The Sugarcubes? And remember Fnord, the only dumb question is the question you never asked.

The F-717 you refer to is actually a F-707. It’s a Sony, and when it was new, it was pretty cool, and it’s still pretty cool. I like the way the lens tilts up and down, and its ease-of-use, and the pictures it takes.

But before I go there, let’s just say when I starting shooting porn, I pretty much had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Sometimes I still think I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. Shit, I didn’t even shoot stills on my very first scenes for Spunkmouth; instead, I was convinced my Canon GL-2 was so clean and crisp I could just take vidcaps off the film and be A-OK.

Silly me.

I still shoot with a Canon GL-2. In fact, here I am shooting Kitty while she’s getting banged doggy-style. The GL2 is close by my side! I love it. It’s easy to shoot. It’s light. And the movies the GL2 spit out as .wmv/mpeg files my members download and beat off to are just splendid. Better than anything else, in my opinion. And while I’m beginning to think it’s time to move to a HD camera, I don’t think I’m going to yet. I also like my GL-2 much better than my studio partner’s Sony. And I’ve never really shot/used a JVC or Panasonic, so that’s all I can tell you about that. Except if you’re gonna start shooting video make sure you get a “3 chip” camera…although I hear the single chip cameras out now are so good you have to set a movie taken with a 3 chipper next to the single chip movie before you notice the single chip is inferior.

But you asked about still cameras, and here I am rambling about video.

After shooting with the F-707 for a few years, I’ve recently graduated to a Canon D10 with full-on strobes. Image that. I’ve even got a Norman power pack! And I’m leaning all about f-stops and shutter speeds and depth-of-field and all sorts of fucking bullshit I never really knew existed before. When I shot with the 707, I used hot lights, yep. I white balanced off something white…after I learned about white balance. Everything else I set on “auto” and just pointed and clicked.

I bought my D10 used. I can’t afford a D20, let alone the brand new D5. That’s why I got the used D10; it was cheap. I also just got a Pocket Wizard, as well as a light meter, which was a dumb thing to buy. Neither of those were cheap.

Don’t forget, I’m a total amateur. I’ve gone from totally clueless to barely capable to where I am now. Partly cause I never took pictures before I got into this biz, and partly cause…well, I’m making porn here. This ain’t Cindy Sherman. This ain’t Mapplethorpe or Arbus. And it certainly ain’t WeeGee.

It’s porn. And porn isn’t – nor will ever be – art. Make sure it’s fairly well-lit and all the action is somewhat framed and there you have it!

So, wanna get behind the camera and shoot porn? Good news is, anyone can! Forget about art school…no need for that! Don’t sweat any portfolio reviews, either. I’m not sure there’s a whole lot of people in porn who know what a portfolio is, in any sense of the word. And fuck representation. Who wants to give their money to someone else for nothing?

However, there is a secret handshake. It’s actually part of a whole secret porno ritual, and because I like you Fnord, and everyone else who reads ISP, I’m going to share it with you all now. It goes something like this: walk up to your potential subject(s), introduce yourself, and then ask them if they want to do something naughty in front of you while you capture it on film. If they say yes, then smile, set your studio up, and take your pictures. Roll video too, for god’s sake!

Now, on to the handshake part: after they’ve signed a model release and given you proper ID, hold your hand out in a firm, confident manner, and hand them their money…either a check or hard, cold cash. (My accountant says to always pay with a check). After they take the money, squeeze their hand firmly – but not too firm – and say “thanks for the great work!”

Congratulations! You know the secret handshake and can now call yourself a pornographer!

You might also want to change your name from Fnord to something tough and pornoesque, like “Johnny Dangerous” or “Big Dick McGee” or “Samuel Rock”. I’ve got one director friend who’s calling himself “Rick Shameless”. And there’s always my old pal “Brandon Iron”.

Chico Wang?

Just don’t use Billy Watson. I don’t need to tell you – it’s already taken.

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Jasmine Tame, Supa Dupa Star

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Jasmine Tame

For some reason, I feel an overwhelming need to write about Jasmine Tame tonight. For a couple reasons, one of which is she’s a heet. A total heet. Another cause she’ll do just about anything a director asks. She’s also great to work with. And finally, what stamina! She’s so good, in fact, I’ve named a special award for her. But first, on to her story.

She shows up at my porno studio for an 11 am call time. And she’s on time. That’s always refreshing in Porno Land. First up is a b/b/g scene for Blacks On Blondes. She shows up with her dude, who’s supposed to hang out in my green room and watch TV while Jasmine worked. So why not put The Dude to work?

I ask The Dude, “hey, you wanna watch Jasmine get pounded by two brothers? You just sit around and play with your winky while she takes two big black dicks…you down?

To my surprise, he agrees…and so does she. (Well, it helped that I paid him).

If you’re wondering does this sort of thing have a name? it sure does. Jasmine’s dude has now entered the wonderful world of a “cuckold”…something you may, or may not have heard about. The first time I encountered a cuckhold wasn’t in a porn studio…but in my Chaucer class in college. One of his Canterbury Tales (The Miller’s Tale, if I remember correctly) features a man who has an unfaithful wife…and he’s content with it. Hence, he’s a cuckold.

So Jasmine’s cuckold puts on a mask just so no one back home recognizes him, and we’re off for Scene #1. I wish I had a gallery to show you, but I don’t…so, to make everyone happy, here’s some free cuckold movies I shot with another cucky couple, Aiden and her man…whose name I forget.

Scene #2: Gloryhole Jasmine Tame. Well, we pack into the van and head out to a sleazy public restroom in a secret place near downtown Los Angeles for Jasmine’s second job. On the way there, we talk about where she’s from, and how she likes LA, and bladda-bladda-blah. We get into the bathroom, and sure enough, a dude’s there, and we roll…and 15 minutes later, we’re running out, jumping in the van, and heading back to the studio…just in time to meet her man for the next job.

Scene #3: Spunkmouth Jasmine Tame. I hired Billy Banks to pound Jasmine next. And what a pounding it was! Jasmine’s one of the girls in the biz who loves sex; hence, she’ll be around for a while. I don’t think Billy’s busted a nut in quite sometime, cause when he unloaded, boy, did he unload! We wrap, she runs back to the dressing room, gets cleaned up, cause her talent just arrived for the next shoot.

Scene #4: JOMG Jasmine Tame. Me and my pals were sitting around one night, thinking up something naughty for you, our beloved porn surfers, when B. suddenly blurted out “I have it! JOMG!!” J. looked at me, and I looked at J., and then J. took a long swing off his India Pale Ale and said “what the fuck are you talking about?”

“Jizz On My Glasses.”

B. said it slow and steady. He was very serious. It was obvious then he hit paydirt, so JOMG it was. And Jasmine’s glasses, after it was all said and done, certainly weren’t fit to see through anymore. On to The Next.

Scene #5: Mano Job Jasmine Tame. Here’s her first easy scene for the day. No big deal…just a quick handie for my new site, Mano Job…get it? Mano? My little bro came up with the name. He cracks me up sometimes. Since there’s no stills, we done in just under 15 minutes.

Scene #6: Top-Secret-Newest-Website Jasmine Tame. Our latest creation that will make most peoples’ heads spin. It’s such a naughty, dirty site I’m almost embarassed to mention it to anyone…even the dirtiest minds who read ISP. And since it’s not online yet, the only place you can see it is in the member’s area of Spunkmouth. Or JOMG.

Do I need to tell you Jasmine’s performance was unreal? That after 5 scenes she pulled off her 6th without a problem? Tired as she was, she performed, and there’s not a lot of talent out there that can pull off 6 scenes in a day. Even with help, I had a hard time shooting and directing…and that’s nothing compared to performing. And the dirtiest, naughtiest scene of the day! Way naughtier (in my opinion) than the Blacks On Blondes cuckold thingy.

That’s why, as of right now, I, William J. Watson III, hereby nominate Jasmine Tame, as ISP’s first Supa Dupa Star. I have no idea what that means, exactly…it won’t get her anything…and, in fact, she probably doesn’t care one bit about being my first Supa Dupa Star. It did get her a $2500 payday, so that’s kinda cool.

So here’s to you, Jasmine Tame. ISP’s very first Supa Dupa Star.

Jasmine, my love, do with it what you will.

Jasmine Tame

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Spunkmouth Mackenzie

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Rainbow Brite

Mackenzie writes about her Halloween:

Hey! I’m Fucking Rainbow Brite! I had people yelling at me across the street that my costume was so good, and plenty of compliments the rest of the night. This is no doubt the best Halloween costume ever…How funny….I was actually going to suggest for IShootPorn putting some crazy ass story about me; either the 7 or 8 guy scene I did (when I unexpectedly got off MAD loud on the pool table) or one of the other ones we did (there are plenty!). Of course, you could always title it “You can be smart and retarded at the same time”. Haha. Of course, I’d be happy to be surprised with any story that came from you since I know it would be 100% true. You have my complete permission to post something about me with the pic (but please, be nice at least!). I suppose you probably have plenty from the stories I’ve told you, and the fact that I am the industry’s BIGGEST oddity in the business. Who else never masturbates before they’re on film and have sex only once before? Little naive me….. Porn was so good for me.

Mak

Makenzie is one of the industry’s biggest oddities, that’s for sure! She’s being serious about the “masturbates before they’re on film and have sex only once before” statement. Here’s another oddity: she’s actually using the sex business to her advantage and paying for a very pricey grad-school program…and she’s kicking ass and getting good grades!

Imagine that, all you Porn Haters…”porn was good to me”. And good grades from a porno girl? Imagine that.

Oh, and get this – the scene she’s referring to was on my site, Spunkmouth. We had to remove it for a re-edit. The scene was one of the highest rated in Spunk Mouth, so we pulled it down to polish it up a bit, add a full-length version, and increase the bitrate setting…so when it’s up, you’d swear you’re watching a DVD instead of a crummy little computer file.

The members have to wait to see cute little Makenzie suck off a whole bunch of guys. It was a super hot scene. Makenzie told me, during her initial interview, she would never have b/g sex on camera. That’s where it all ends for her…vaginal sex on camera. This kinda bummed me out, cause I wanted to shoot her bad…and all the scenes on Spunkmouth feature b/g sex. Well, all the scenes on Spunkmouth except Makenzie’s.

While thinking of an alternative to b/g sex, I don’t recall if Makenzie said “How about I suck off a bunch of dudes around a pool table!?” or if I came up with the sceanrio. But it went down. And she performed like a champ. Big dicks, small dicks, black ones and white ones, she went to town.

A few weeks later we dragged the poor girl out to a new house, still under construction, and she did a JOMG movie for us! How about that? In the middle of a new house, with workmen all around. And damn those pesky real estate agents!

So I dunno…maybe you can be smart and retarded at the same time…I guess it just depends on how you define “retarded”. For me it’s having an IQ at or below 80. For some, it’s doing something naughty in a dirty movie.

I’ll stick with the IQ thing. It makes more sense.

And Mak…you’re lucky I wasn’t around you on Halloween night, running around in that Rainbow Brite get up…I woulda been all over your shit.

Your pal,

Billy

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S.S. and Billy

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All Done

I think before I post S.S.’s latest e-mail, you need some sort of background info on S.S. That’s me on the right. S.S. is supporting the very big hair to your left. Pic snapped at Dogfart’s secret mansion, high on the hill looking out over the Pacific Ocean, 3 years ago. See, during the day, we were churning out interracial sex scenes for Blacks On Blondes at an alarming rate.

And then, at night, the debauchery went down.

The pic you see here is me and S.S., and the height of our misdeeds to society. Coulda been after a jacuzzi session with a barely-legal heet. Coulda been after all the talent flaked on us and no one made their money that day. Coulda been after a scene where the female talent has a break down on set and gets carried out of the mansion in a fetal ball. Coulda been after the black dudes fight among themselves, and we’re all worried about our safety.

All of which went down.

Now S.S. shoots interracial gay porn for Blacks On Blondes sister site, Blacks On Boys.

So, with that intro laid down, S.S. writes to me today:

what’s up billy! how’s life. and business? guess what? i’m outta here. december is going to be my last month . . . it’s just gotten to be too much. i’d like to think that i’m over the porno biz. we’ll see if the seperation is forever, but at the very least it’s gonna be for a while. i…i actually doubt i could mentally / emotionally handle the typical bullshit that comes with this crap more than i already do now. i literally hate being around these people . . so i don’t think i’ll go crazy with shooting before i go, no matter how much i could use the money. fuck it. eventually the money runs out anyway, ya know? eventually it always does. if i want to get away from porno, the main thing i’ll need to do is figure out how to financially make it w/out the easy money! i haven’t earned outside porn cash since 2000!! that is crazy. anyway man hope you are doing well. holler at me – s.s.

See…you all fuckers that read IShootPorn think this is all easy. Fun and laughs. Shits and giggles. Whoop de doo. In fact tonight, at the dinner table, my little brother’s friend comes up to me and laughs the typical laugh when he asks “How’s your work, Billy?”

How come when I run into people who know what I do for a living they chuckle and giggle? Do they giggle and laugh when they ask, say, an accountant how their day went? (I know…I know. Dumb question.)

But the answer to how I’m doing is something close to what my old friend S.S. says above. This shit ain’t easy, my brothas. Don’t envy me. Don’t envy S.S. The porn you pervy bastards beat your meat to – the stuff that doesn’t hit the editing room floor – ain’t what goes down on a set…that’s for sure.

A lot of the people who are talent in my business do what they do cause they can’t function in any other aspect of society. A lot were, in fact, drug dealers and gangsters and fuck-ups of varying degrees. And we deal with them on a daily basis.

Now don’t get me wrong. I ain’t complaining. There’s a reason why me and S.S. are acting all stooopid in that pic. I mean there’s days when shooting porn rules, and I wouldn’t do anything else. But I also wanted to show you that shooting porn ain’t a big ol’ sex orgy.

This ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no foolin’ around.

This is work. A lot of time it’s hard work.

In other words, it’s a lot like what you do for a living.

Maybe it’s a lot like life.

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All Done

I came. I saw. I conquered.

Well, that’s a little dramatic. But in the last 12 days I’ve shot 22 scenes. And they’re all pretty damn good. Sure, I sound a bit stuck on myself…but what’s wrong with having a little self-confidence?

Let’s see – where do I start? Well, right out of the chute I nailed a killer Eat Some Ass scene with Angela Stone. (Only members of Spunkmouth get to Eat Some Ass). Angela cums so hard she squirts all over the bed multiple times…so much so I have to take the comforter to the dry cleaners the next day. And I caught it all on tape.

Two killer Blacks On Blondes scenes follow – one with Brooke, who might be one of the hottest girls in the game right now…and the other with Hillary Scott…another heet.

After a cancelled Eat Some Ass scene (due to a nasty staff infection on the female talent) it’s Lyla Lei for Eat Some Ass, Savannah Stern in a 3 on 1 gang bang for Blacks on Blondes, Sahara Knite and Tricia Davis for Eat Some Ass, and Czech sweetie Barbara Summer for a Glory Hole and then a Blacks On Blondes scene.

The only other girl who cancelled was Melissa Lauren – cause the male talent’s “dick was too big” and she didn’t want to fuck him. Still…2 cancelled out of 22. Awesome!

Did I mention Barbara Summer gaped her ass for my camera? Or that Sarhara Knite took a giant load in her face? Or that after Tricia Davis’s scene, I took her and BJ Cox out for dinner and got to hear their tales of woe?

It only gets better! I took a day away from the studio to shoot Sophia out on the beach in Malibu. Then it was back for some more ass eating and interracial sex. A few 12 hour days…a lot of 10 hour days…and one or two 8 hour days.

I shot Ruth Blackwell and Deja Dare and Mia Smiles and Sophie Dee and Elise and Lynn Pleasent.

There was ass sex and cum shots and bloody make-up sponges stuck in pussies. There were gloryhole blowjobs featuring brand new black male talent…and their dicks were jumbo-sized. I had a fight with an agent, and I almost got jumped in my parking lot. I met a new friend who’s a mainstream actor. I got to shoot one of LA Direct’s hottest girls – Estelle – before they fired her. I got to shoot Sindy Lange, who squirted maybe a dozen times during her scene; hence, she just about ruined the couch. I found a great Thai restaurant, saw “Roller Girl” (Heather Graham) in my favorite bookstore…and guess what? Come November 7, I do it all again.

For now, my studio’s empty.

I want to see my dog Maggie. I want to see my brother and my family. I don’t want to see anymore Porn Whores or Porn Agents or Male Talent. I want out of Los Angeles. I don’t want to see traffic, or gang bangers, or my cameras or lights or a porn set. No more model releases or 2257 bullshit. No more douches and enemas. No more cutting a zillion checks to everybody. No more restless nights in the studio. I just want to go home.

And sleep.

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1) I shoot porn because I like the money.

2) I shoot porn because I like to look at naked girls.

3) I shoot porn because it’s a creative outlet.

4) I shoot porn because it’s the greatest mastubatory aid ever invented; hence, I’m helping the male species be monogamous.

5) I shoot porn because it can take an average couple’s stale, soggy sex life and breathes some life into it.

6) I shoot porn because even though I like to bitch about the girls, it’s fun to be around them (most of the time).

7) I shoot porn because it’s never boring.

8) I shoot porn because I don’t want to sell cars, or jewlery cleaner, or motor homes, or stocks, or bonds…anymore.

9) I shoot porn because I don’t want to teach….anymore.

10) I shoot porn because the male stars are kinda funny, in more ways than one. (And I mean this in a good way).