[I’m starting to get IM’s from myYahoo! messenger, when I have it turned on. If you wanna IM me, be my guest. Getting IM’s is one of the highlights of my day; however, don’t take it personally if I don’t get a chance to IM back…but I’ll try. Promise.]

breveets75 IMs:

I am to lazy to read your blog most of the time so I listen to it. I copy the text into this voice editing program I have and it plays back your blog in a female voice. It is sort of like the Steven Hawkings thing or Mircosoft Sam voice. But the one I use is named Jennifer.

Any the last post I read was Super Fun E-Mails: “Meatpuppets and Mopes and Woodsmen and Cocksmiths” and I get what you are saying in the blog, basically pornstar are just like the rest of us poor smoes who aren’t fucking in front of a camera. I work a job where I am on call 24-7 you know what I rather be doing, fuckin. Does that make me a bad person? Nope.

I think about fucking 90% of my day. I spent about half an hour today at work trying to get the box set of Caligula that some one had drop between a wall and some piping.

Why cuz, I want to see fucking. They got some gay shit in that movie to but No Way Am I Gay. There is the one chick that give some fire head in that movie. I set the DVD player to the A-B repeat mode and watch it over

I don’t know if I could be a pornstar. I wonder it I have to drink alot of fluid to pulll off a Peter North Blast

Night of the Living Dead is the Shiznt. “There coming to get you Barbara”.

Another spoof comes to mind. “There coming to fuck you Barbie” She runs in the a building. The building is the GloryHole building. She tries to board up all the hole but…..They want brains, alright. Remember the old radio message on Night of the Living Dead. In the spoof it would be like “This just in the Dead and actually fucking the hell out of the living, I repeat the dead are fucking the hell out of the living. Stay in doors”.

breveets75 IMs:

I was watching some video where there were two girls laying on top of each other. Basically the dude had two pussys facing him and I thought to myself there is a lot of things I have not done as far as fucking goes. One day maybe all the chicks in porn will settle down and get married, but their husbands will never get the pussy served to him in such delightful ways. They give their all on the web and videos. On Gloryhole I can tell when the girls are giving it all they got, going for the gusto. I think it would be funny if Kool Aid Man busted through the wall of the Gloryhole one time.

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Well, I’m now getting IM’d to death. Every morning when I turn on my lapper, a million pop-up chat windows open, and they’re all dudes looking to get into porn…with the exception of breveets75 and his statement concerning porn girls, their future married life, and the Kool Aid Man.

If you’re a single male, and you’re either in the Los Angeles area, or you can get yourself here, call 818-709-4452. Now, please stop IMing me about getting into porn.

However, you may continue to IM me if you actually have something to say…which breveets75 does.

I don’t think a porn girl has to get married to stop having crazy sex in their private lives. Doesn’t human nature dictate this? Fuck someone more than a handful of times, over, say, 6 months, and that should just about do it.

Fellahs — ain’t New Pussy grand?

Ladies — ain’t New Dick grand?

Gay boys — ain’t New Dick grand?

Lesbos — ain’t New Pussy grand?

Of course there’s so much more to relationships than sex. There soooo much more it would take me an eternity to write all about the great things a relationship has to offer besides sex.

Uh huh.

Look at Sasha Gray! Ready to suck an anonymous dick the The Hole.

I have nothing more to say today, except bring on The Kool Aid Man.