If you could ask a porno star anything, what would it be?

If you could ask Bree Olson anything, what would it be?

This is serious.

All questions e-mailed to be will be presented to Bree…unless you’re a nitwit, and your question makes your Nit Wit Hood apparently clear.

Fire away.

I need these in my e-mail box by December 2.

I appreciate your help! She’ll be videotaped answering the questions, and it will appear on a new, as yet unnamed site!!

Your pal, Billy

I need it. I’m gone. Outta here.

I was gonna try and write a week’s worth of blogs, but –

a) they’d probably suck, cause they’d be forced, and I’d be pulling them out of my ass, trying to cover a week’s worth of stuff in a day

and

2) I need some time away from blogging, as well as all things porn: agents, producers, booking, editing, shooting, flaky porno girls.

That sort of stuff.

Oh sure, I could pick a bunch of random scenes and bladda-bladda-blah about them, but that’s no fun, is it? Which is not to say I ain’t done that before. (You can always count on a pornographer for double negatives).

In the meantime, feel free to poke around my archives – or go back to surfing TGPs and free porn. I’ll be back March 21 (or so), unless I decide to cash all my porno chips in and go buy a used bookstore somewhere. Or maybe buy a boat in Belize or Costa Rica and take people scuba diving, or go teach people how to write essays and research papers again.

Cause that’s the kind of mood I’m in right now.