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JOMG Nicole Scarlett

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Nicole Scarlett

I shot Nicole Scarlett for Jizz On My Glasses; she’s this week’s update for the site.

It was a pretty straight-forward shoot. I wish I had a good story to tell, but I really don’t.

The thing I like best about Nicole is that she kinda looks like Cameron Diaz.

This was a total amateur scene, shot outside of Los Angeles. I love shooing amateur girls — to a point. Their fresh face is always nice, but there’s also the things that go along with being an amateur that kinda suck: they don’t talk into the camera as well as a pro, and they sometimes try to dodge the cum shot.

Nicole wasn’t a cum dodger, that’s for sure.

The male talent called himself Walt Jizzney; I guess that’s kinda funny.

I’ve never seen or heard from Nicole Scarlett or Walt Jizzney since.

Here’s some free Nicole Scarlett Jizz On My Glasses movies, just for you…cause you know you love free porno.

Just admit it.

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The I Shoot Porn Top 10 Porn Stars

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Bree Olson

I love numbered lists. It’s a weird thing to love, too. I’ll admit it.

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with The Book of Lists. David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace have compiling all sorts of weird and not-weird-at-all lists since who knows when. I think they still do it.

There’s lists in there like “10 Words you can’t pronounce correctly”, “10 memorable books that never existed”, and “10 people not to invite to dinner”. I remember being a kid and thinking damn, people hate Nixon second only to Adolf Hitler.

Anyway, here’s the top ten girls that popped up in my web search stats. That is to say if a surfer typed a name into Google, or Yahoo, or whatever, and they landed at my blog, I can see it! So here they are, in reverse order, with some free pics and/or movies.

I know this is a repeating theme: I’ve done the same with the most popular girls on different sites I own…but oh well. This is the kind of fodder you get from a burnt-out blogger.

10) Jasmine Tame: I haven’t shot Jasime in a while, and I need to get her back to my studio. She’s an out-of-towner, so it’s not like she’s always around Los Angeles. But when she is on set, Jasmine Tame rocks. Here’s a funny aside to the free Jasmine Tame movies I just showed you — the dude was supposed to get jacked off into a bowl, and Jasmine was going to do some cum play…however, the dude was so excited by Jasmine the first load blew right over the bowl and directly into Jasmine’s pie hole.

9) Jayma Reed: Once upon a time a pervy old pornographer named Billy Watson met a fine young lady named Jayma Reed. One thing led to another, and soon they were holding hands. And saying nice things to each other. And going to fun places where the sun is warm and the pineapples are sweet. Then, who knows what happened…

8) Kaycee Dean: I just shot Miss Dean today! For Ruth Blackwell! She’s just as great as she was six months ago! For some reason I can’t keep my hands off her, either. It’s weird and pervy all at the same time. Oh, what a creep am I! Anyways, I love the Spunkmouth scene I shot with her. It was a load dump, and one of the dumpers took forever to dump, and Kaycee sat through the burning eye syndrome that is a porn girl’s nightmare while shooting a load dump scene. Which is to say cum in the eyes burns a whole lot. Just look at Miss Dean’s eyes by the end of this one. And who said porn money is easy money?

7) Nadia Synn: Nadia got into a car wreck not too long after her debut into the world of adult entertainment with Spunkmouth. It was a fairly serious accident, and she’s still recovering, and who knows if she’ll ever come back to the biz. She’s been caught a few times on camera since her accident by the fine folks at Amateur Allure as “Bailey”. I have no idea why Thomas insists on making up silly names for the girls he shoots. Call me crazy, but I think it’s called “A-Dog Syndrome”.

6) Kaci Starr: Miss Star rules just cause she’s a cherubic young porn star surrounded by anorexic young porn stars, and she doesn’t give a shit about it.

5) Spring Thomas: What can I say about Spring I haven’t said a million times before? Well — here’s something: before her site was started, and she got into black guys, she did a white guy. Here’s some free Spring Thomas movies of a rare non-interracial scene.

4) Serena Taylor: Serena is the Queen of “Now You See Me Now You Don’t” — and, as of now, she’s in hiding. Hopefully she’ll resurface sometime soon so I can make dirty movies with her once again. In the meantime, here’s some free Serena Taylor movies.

3) Barbie Cummings: Barbie’s a pal of mine. Whenever she’s in LA, we try to hang out. We eat dinner at our favorite restaurant, which, on any given day, changes up between the Cheesecake Factory and Fred 62. It’s during these times I especially enjoy embarrassing her in public, calling her silly names whenever I can, and singing made-up songs to her whenever possible. Her reactions to my corny behavior are always sweet and to the point: she loves calling me an “old pervert” and a “sick fuck”. Score extra special Barbie points with her dog Fifi, who likes leaving turds and piss in my studio whenver she can. Anyways, we had her working as a massage therapist for a while…you can see in the movies her specialty is The Happy Ending.

2) Riley Mason: I just shot Riley in an IR scene for Blacks On Blondes! We went to the Gloryhole, too! Riley’s at that point in her career where she’s doing black guys. It’s really an interesting way to manage a career as a porno gal: start with solo/girl-girl…then, when that work slows down, add boy-girl work to your resume…and when that slows down add anal…and when the work slows down again, start doing black dudes. I’m not saying this was Riley’s exact route, but you get the idea. Here’s some free Riley Mason movies of her jerking the biggest black dick you’re gonna see in a long time.

1) Bree Olson: It comes as no surprise that Bree’s topping the list. She’s hot, and she’s a total super slut, she loves sex, and she loves to do really naughty things in front of a camera. What else is left? Well, for me, it might be taking her up on the offer she recently posted on myspace — oh Bree! Please say you’re not teasing me!

Barbie Cummings

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Ruth Blackwell Is Alive and Well — So Is Erin Moore

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Ruth Blackwell

Call it the Jekyll and Hyde thing.

Call it bullshit.

Call it whatever you want.

Once upon a time there was a girl named Erin Moore. She got into the Porno Game about 3 years ago, and she made the rounds. She did great scenes and built up a big fan base. Then she disappeared.

Well, she’s back, but this time as Ruth Blackwell.

Ruth Blackwell is Mr. Hyde to Erin Moore’s Dr. Jekyll, and if you knew Erin at all, then Ruth will scare the shit out of you.

Let’s face it: porno is all about the fantasy. There’s gonna be Ruth haters right away, and they’ll argue something along the lines of “that ain’t Ruth…it’s Erin! This sucks!”

They just don’t get it. Or, they take porno way too seriously. Either way, they’re missing the point.

From Erin came Ruth, and Ruth’s here to stay — at least for the time being. And Ruthie rules. She’s way better than Erin ever was. She takes white girls and converts them to black cock sluts. Then, there’s time the girls who stop by the studio are black cock sluts, and when that’s the case, they take turns.

Either way, the scenes are fucking hot, and I’m not just saying that cause I shot ’em all.

You guys have no idea how much work goes into these sites. This has been a project that got green lighted 18 months ago, and it’s just making its way to the net now. All the scenes are girl-girl boys, and we managed to book everyone from, say, now-you-see-her-now-you-don’t Bailey Bliss, to Vixen, who made the rounds for about 6 months, to superstars like Cherry Poppens and Kelly Wells.

If you like black cock worshippin’ sluts, and if you like to watch Ruth verbally abuse the girls who come over to play, and if you like big black cocks impale white ba-ginas, then you’re gonna love Ruth Blackwell.

It’ll be fun for me, cause these are scenes I haven’t seen since I shot them, which means as I revisit them, I’ll have more fun stories to tell ya.

Who knew that Ruthie would wind up getting knocked up by one of the brothas? But now I’m getting ahead of myself, and that’s never a good thing.

Ruth Blackwell

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My Pal Phyllisha Anne

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Gloryhole

The very first porno gal I ever met was Phyllisha Anne. It was August of 1999 in New Orleans at an early Internext show. The Internext show is a national convention for scurvy porno bastards like myself who push their dirty movies over the internet.

I knew Phyllisha Anne from a scene she shot with Jake Steed. This was back in the day when I whacked to porn. She took Jake’s massive load directly to the kisser, and after watching it, I took a load all over myself…from myself. Fun, huh? I often wish I could get off watching porn again…but now it’s just weird. Don’t ask me to explain why.

Anyway, I walked on to that Internext floor in New Orleans, and there she was. I recognized her almost immediately, and I walked up to her and told her I was a fan. It was almost a surreal experience – talking to a porno star – and it’s a feeling I lost long ago. Sometimes, I kinda get that feeling again…the last time I think I got kinda “fanish” was when I met Aurora Snow at her agent’s house. I think I’d act kind of fanish for Kacey, too, if we ever get to meet.

Maybe not.

Phyllisha Anne was super nice on that convention floor in New Orleans, and she was super nice when she walked into Dogfart’s Secret Mansion high on that hill in Malibu, three years later. I was really surprised when I saw her, and I said hello, and brought up New Orleans, and she remembered, and then we went to work. First, I drove her to that secret gloryhole near Oxnard I’ve told you guys about (she got a big kick out of the gloryhole action), and then we headed back to the mansion for Blacks On Blondes.

Take a look at these free Dogfart pictures. Note the guitar in the back, leaning up against the sofa? Well, my friend S.S. worked a song into the cheezy porn scenario that day, actually singing a song to Phyllisha right before three brothers pounded the shit out of her. When S.S. walked into the room with that guitar, I thought he was going to sing a nice song to her – a stupid thought on my part. I don’t remember the lyrics to S.S.’s song, but the opening lines went something like “You’re a filthy whore / and a dirty, dirty slut” and he sang them sweetly, and of course Phyllisha Anne was a sport, and we all laughed afterward, and then I lent her my flannel PJ’s cause it was cold outside when she left and right then and there I developed this kind of schoolboy crush on her.

I never saw those flannel PJ’s again.

I won’t tell you about the time Alec Metro called me to shoot a girl he knew…a girl who was in dire need for money – such a dire need that she was willing to commit the most intimate act we do as humans to film. I won’t tell you about that cause the shoot didn’t go down, cause, to be honest with you, she wasn’t shootable…not physically or mentally. But I went to the house Alec and his girl were at, and guess who’s house it was?

Phyllisha Anne’s.

And we talked about New Orleans, and Malibu, and gloryholes and S.S.’s song, and it must have been 2 years ago since Alec Metro made that call to me.

How does time work? Why is it that the older we get, the faster it goes away? How did Charles Bukowski put it?

The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Over The Hills.

Just a few days ago, my pal Nicky Milo was shooting a MILF scene, and I was running around, stressed to the max, trying to make my new studio work, and there she was – Phyllisha Anne.

And we talked about New Orleans, and Malibu, and gloryholes and S.S.’s song, and Alec Metro’s girl I wouldn’t shoot, and the shape our lives have taken since then.

Because our days do indeed run away like wild horses over the hills.

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Either / Or with Cherry Poppens

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Cherry

In case you’ve been wondering what’s become of her lately, Cherry is now my personal assistant. She’s also going to manage my new studio, which you have no idea about, since I’ve never really mentioned it…until now. Cherry hasn’t shot a scene in, uhhh, maybe 3 weeks ago with my main most man John E. Depth – a boy/girl for some website that isn’t up yet.

So she’s laying on my bed right now, as I type this, and instead of the typical porno interview I usually do, I’m just gonna blast out a few “Either/Or” questions for Cherry. I’m calling these either/or questions, and you’ll know what I mean when you read the first one.

By the way, Cherry’s trying to ease out of being in front of the camera to being behind it. So far, she’s kicking a whole lot of ass. Which doesn’t mean she’s retired by any means…she’s just slowing down.

And finally, Cherry’s been a vegantarian for 13 years. Over half her life she’s only eaten veggies. She’s also the pickiest eater I know…for example, she’ll pick the “meat juice” off her vegan patty before she stuffs it in her pie-hole.

With that said, here we go:

ISP: Would you rather do a double anal scene, or eat a turkey leg at your Thanksgiving table next month?

Cherry: Well, I’d never do double anal, and I wouldn’t eat a turkey leg.

ISP: You gotta answer. Either turkey or Double A.

Cherry: I’d try double anal.

ISP: Either a 5 man cum swallow, or a quarter pounder with cheese?

Cherry: Is there money involved, too? Like I get paid for the 5 man swallow?

ISP: Of course. Money. Either swallow the jizz or swallow the Royal With Cheese.

Cherry: The 5 man swallow.

ISP: Either dine at a C rated restaurant in LA, or an ass-to-mouth scene.

Cherry: They’re both pretty much the same, really.

ISP: Either/Or.

Cherry: What kind of food would it be at the place?

ISP: Whatever’s fresh on the menu.

Cherry: This is hard.

ISP: Either/Or.

Cherry: I’d rather eat my ass than bugs in my salad in a C rated place…and then just not eat for a few days.

ISP: Makes perfect sense. Either a nice filet mignon and lobster tail…you know, Surf and Turf, or going out on a date with Lil’ Pimp Hand?

Cherry: DUDE! DUDE! Where would I have to go? And what does a date mean?

ISP: You hold his hand, have dinner, then go to a movie, where he may or may not try to french kiss you, and then he takes you home, where he does, indeed, french kiss you.

Cherry: How can I hold his hand and walk? How is that possible? He’s no bigger than my torso…my mom said I have a long torso, but it’s not that long.

ISP: OK – then you carry him around like a baby.

Cherry: Can I throw up the lobster and steak after?

ISP: Yes, you can throw up.

Cherry: I might try the steak.

Cherry

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Free Serena Taylor Handjob Movies

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Serena Taylor

About a week ago I blogged the top 10 JOMG scenes according to our member base. A girl named Serena Taylor clocked in at the number 10 spot…in case you missed that entry, here’s what I wrote about her:

Now-You-See-Her-Now-You-Don’t Serena Taylor was a local amateur who actually started up her own website, although the last time I looked it hadn’t been updated in over a year. When they show up on the porno circuit, do great and get booked a ton but suddenly disappear, it usually means they fell in love. And when they fall out of love and need money again, they return. I can’t wait for Serena to fall out of love; I mean this in a good way, of course.

Two days after I posted this, guess who called me looking for work?

Yep. I was right. She fell out of love. In fact, I had deleted Serena’s number off my phone, so when she hit me up, I had no idea who it was…and it took me about 10 seconds to figure out she was calling – even after I answered the phone. When it hit me I was speaking to Serena, I thought for sure she musta been reading the blog.

Nope – turns out she really fell outta love, and she needs money for all sorts of things – from new boobies to a new car.

Why in the world would she need new boobies? I have no clue. To me, that’s something akin to Spring Thomas needing new lips, or something silly like that.

It was nice to work with Serena again. I think she looks great, and even though she was a bit rusty from being off camera for such a long time, she did a great job jerking for ManoJob. Afterwards, we caught up a bit, and as I walked her out to her car, she admitted there’s a chance she might be willing to go all the way on camera – which would be a first for her. (Afterall, a nice set of boobies ain’t cheap.)

A boy/girl Serena Taylor scene would make for a great Spunkmouth update I bet…to top her JOMG update from a long time ago.

Speaking of a long time ago, here’s some free Serena Taylor handjob movies from when I shot her the very first time. Cool thing about Serena…she’s NOT a cum dodger.

And here’s some free Serena Taylor blowjob movies from her JOMG scene, too. And yea, those are really her glasses.

Now just don’t going saying I never gave you anything for free, ok?

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Top 10 JOMG Scenes – According to My Members

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Ryan Star

Well, if I’m going create a list like this for Spunkmouth, why not do the same for Spunkmouth’s sister site, JOMG? So, as of right now, here are the top ten scenes, according to the members of JOMG.com. Just like the Spunkmouth list, some are a surprise, and some aren’t:

10) Serena Taylor – Now-You-See-Her-Now-You-Don’t Serena Taylor was a local amateur who actually started up her own website, although the last time I looked it hadn’t been updated in over a year. When they show up on the porno circuit, do great and get booked a ton but suddenly disappear, it usually means they fell in love. And when they fall out of love and need money again, they return. I can’t wait for Serena to fall out of love; I mean this in a good way, of course.

9) Kelly Kline – Is a huge porn star now, but I was there to shoot her when she first got into the game – almost 3 years ago. Maybe it was 4? Anyways, why is it people love porn shot outside so much?

8) Julia Bond – Clocks in at number 6, and that’s cool, cause Julia’s cool, and she’s kinda making a porno comeback recently, after laying low and working on some mainstream projects.

7) Goldie Coxx – Literally disappeared about a year ago, but she was in the game for a good year or so, cranking out some scenes. This is a gem. She takes a giant load to the kisser – one so big it brings upon a reaction from Goldie that’s a classic. You have to see the scene to know what I mean.

6) Sindy Lange – Sindy’s a surprise 6…well, it’s a surprise to me, anyway. She gets lots of work, but little attention – or at least not enough attention. Sindy bangs out a great scene. Did I ever tell you the time I shot her for Blacks on Blondes and she squirted like 10 times from start to finish of her scene? She’s a sexual dynamo.

5) Riley Mason – I wish Riley’s scene was ranked higher than 5, cause I think it’s better than 5, but that’s cause I’m Riley’s Number 1 fan. Well, maybe not Number 1, but certainly in the top 100.

4) Spring Thomas – A rare scene featuring Spring with a white guy. Go figure!

3) Jasmine Tame – Jasmine took on a huge dick for her JOMG scene, and she’s a total pro. I think it’s the blue outfit she’s wearing here that gives the scene a special touch.

2) Taylor Ash – Newbie Taylor Ash really stepped up to the plate for this scene, taking on two local amateur guys who just paste her face silly. In fact, the only facial bigger than Taylor’s goes to our top spot – Ryan.

1) Ryan Star – First hit the porno circuit at age 18, and she hit it pretty big: Peter North and Vince Vouyer got some great scenes out of her, and then she fell in love. Did I tell you what happens when they fall in love? Anyway, fast forward 3 years, and here’s Ryan again, making the rounds, and kicking ass. My two local amateur guys dump about a gallon on man goo all over her pretty face, making this the number 1 scene at JOMG.

Oh, if you’re wondering, that’s Ryan on my bright orange porno counch…just in case you weren’t sure.

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Top 10 Spunkmouth Scenes – According to My Members

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Amy Reid

We have a cool feature in the members’ area of Spunkmouth: a rating system that allows members to grade each scene on a 1 to 10 scale. To me, I guess it’s way more interesting than cool, cause I’m constantly trying to figure out what my members are thinking, so I can figure out what they really like, so I can give them more of the same; however, if this top ten list is any indication of what “type of girl” they’re looking for, or what “type of scene” they’re looking for…well, it’s still a mystery to me.

So, as of September 7th of 2006, here’s the top ten girls of Spunkmouth:

10) Amy Reid – Say what you want about her over-the-top 80’s make-up for this scene, or what you want about her face, Amy Reid is a hottie. Hands down she has one of the best bodies in the biz. Some call her a “butter” face, and to me, that’s silly talk from all the producers who were pissed about her $2000 per scene rate. Imagine a producer being pissed about a girl’s rate. Totally dumb. To me, it takes a lot of balls to charge twice the going rate is for whatever kind of service it is you provide – whether you fuck on camera for a living or make widgits for a living – and love her or hate her, Amy Reid has very big balls. I mean this as a compliment, of course. Oh, and did I mention, she’s announced her retirement from the adult world? You go girl.

9) Ice La Fox – Latinas are a hot commodity, and Ice La Fox is one of the hottest in her genre…maybe the hottest. Ice has staying power, too, cause this is a business where they come and go, and for some reason the latina girls come and go even more than all the rest (can anyone say Soma Hernandez?) – except Ice La Fox.

8) Taylor Kurtis – I booked Taylor at the 2005 AVN’s and shot the scene in a seedy hotel at the very end of the Strip. It was her first or second boy-girl ever, and right after I shot it she ended up on one of LA’s biggest porno girl agencies, and she was listed as doing solo/girl-girl work only. So I guess I scored. You shoulda seen the looks she got on that floor in Vegas…I knew I was doing the right thing booking her just looking at all the dudes who would literally stop dead in their tracks and turn to stare at Taylor as she passed…whether or the dudes were with their girl – or their buddies.

7) Chloe Dior – Chloe had been on the circuit a good year or two when I booked her to fuck Tyler Durden’s brains out, and that’s exactly what she did. Here’s a funny aside: during break I was talking with Tyler when we both looked back on set in amazement…it’s “break time” and Chloe’s got a pink vibrator smashed against her clit and was shaking like leaf on a tree. That’s the truth. And pardon the cliche.

6) Envi – Once upon a time there was a girl named Envi and she was best pals with a girl named Eva Angelina and they were roomies in a very magical place called Porn Valley. I drove out to their pad and shot Envi for Spunkmouth and I also bagged an Eva Angelina Jizz on My Glasses scene. Envi was so new she really didn’t know how to fuck on camera, so Miss Angelina sat off in the back and shouted out tips as I rolled camera. Soon after that Envi renamed herself Eve Lawrence. Soon after that they got into a big fight and hated each other. Soon after that they made up. Soon after that Eva said she was going to join the Navy. Soon after that Eve got a boyfriend. You can’t shoot them now…at least right now. Maybe soon, when they need money, they’ll come back to this magical, mystical place.

5) Tori Lane – I think the best thing I liked about working with Tori was her penchant to call the male talent a “man whore” while fucking. It’s so true, too. All the dudes in this business are man whores, as most of you reading this are, too, just the same as I am. Say it loud and say it proud – I AM A MAN WHORE! Did it help her scene that she fucked her man whore in a filthy public bathroom? Sure. Did it help that Tori can’t get fucked hard enough? Yep. Did it help that Tori got down on her knees and lapped up the cum off the dirty, filthy bathroom floor? The cum that didn’t get all over her face? You betcha.

4) Meg – Here’s a big surprise for the number 4 spot. Meg was a softcore model who got started with the infamous Lightspeed crew. You remember Tawnee Stone? Well, somehow I think the gang at Lightspeed had Meg tapped as the next Tawnee, until she showed up on set one day with brand new tats all over herself. She did FTVGirls about the same time, but I don’t think those folks were too psyched about her tats, either. About that same time Amateur Allure shot her, too…until more and more tats began sprouting all over herself. Now, I’m purely speculating here…I could be totally wrong about the tats thing. Anyway, next stop for Meg was porn valley, Vince Vouyer’s office, and a new name – Ryan Star. Then, Peter North’s office. Then back home and my office. Then she disappeared. She’d surface – briefly – every 6 months or so…but that’s about it. (By the way, just just resurfaced again; let’s see how long she keeps her head above the water this time).

3) Riley Mason – This isn’t a big surprise at all. Riley’s hot…Indie Hot. Indie Hot like Loose Fur, The Dirtbombs, Turbo Negro and The Eagles of Death Metal – all rolled up into one big treat: Riley Mason.

2) Boo D. Licious – Bella Donna introduced me to Boo 4 years ago next month. I can’t believe how time flies. She was 18, had shot one scene, and I remember immediately getting on the phone with my partner J. and pleading with him to put some money into our shoot budget. Spunkmouth wasn’t even launched then…but we were working on it. Boo really made the site stand out when we first went live – not only cause she’s hot, but by the time we went live, Boo had gone the same way most of these girls go…down the disappearing path back to a “normal” life.

1) Nadia Synn – Nadia Synn. Go figure. The number 1 scene on Spunkmouth is the only one on this list I didn’t shoot. Local agent/cameraman Cole found Nadia and sent me pics. I greenlighted the shoot immediately, and now Nadia Synn sits a top of very impressive list. Where did she go? Well, not long after this shoot, Nadia was seriously injured in a car crash, and last I heard, she’s still in recovery. I only hope the best for her.

Nadia Synn

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Nikki Lynn

K writes:

Enjoy reading your Blog about the different girls you have shot over time. Did you shoot the scenes of Nikki Lynn on Spunkmouth??

I’ve never have seen her again, except for JOMG, did she disappear??

Cheers,
K.

Hello K.

Yea, I shot Nikki Lynn, and for more sites than JOMG or Spunkmouth. In fact, one of the kookiest scenes I ever shot was with Nikki Lynn for Blacks On Blondes. Guess who her co-star was?

None other than her hubby!

Yes, that’s him, for real.

I did one of those cuckold scenes with them. I think you remember what a cuckold is, right? When Hubby watches Wifey get banged by a big, black cock? Anyways, I told Nikki and Hubby all about cuckoldry, and they were into it, and the scene went down – and it went down without a hitch!

And just when you thought that was crazy enough, I managed to drag the poor girl out to a filthy, dirty gloryhole, where, over the course of about 15 minutes, she managed to suck a stranger’s dick through a hole in the wall.

We got back to my studio, and Hubby was there to pick her up, and they drove off into the sunset, and that’s the last I ever saw of them ever again.

If you’re a fan of Nikki Lynn, check out those scenes!

Your pal – Billy

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Spunkmouth Kate Lynn

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Kate Lynn

He came packing heat, and I don’t mean in his pants.

Wait, let me back up.

I booked Kate Lynn the second I saw her pics. She’s the quintessential girl next door, and she really hadn’t made any dirty movies up to that point, so I was all over her. The agent told me she’d only fuck her dude, which worked fine for me. I mean I really don’t give a shit who the male talent is, as long as they have a hard dick and two balls full of goo.

Here’s a little secret: sometimes we lie about who the male talent is. Yea, we lie. It dirtys-up the whore a little bit if they’re fucking a stanger instead of their dude, so we usually say the dude is a “member” or “someone we found” somewhere. Like I said, as long as the dude can keep it up and spray her down with jizz, it doesn’t matter to me.

They showed up on a Tuesday afternoon, which has no significance to the story; however, the dude, who was about 5’4″ and weighed maybe 140 pounds, was carrying a firearm that was bigger than his left leg – which is significant.

Guns freak me out. I hate them. Nothing good ever happens when there’s a gun involved, and I really wish our Founding Fathers had the foresight to make the Second Amendment read something like “you must pass a general IQ test that establishes a score of 100 or higher in order to carry a firearm” cause most of the people who like guns – and tote them around – have the IQ of a rat…but a very smart rat: one of those science rats that get through the maze with tasty treats.

I held my hand out to shake his and said, “Um, I’m Billy, and I gotta ask you to keep that firearm in your car.” Then, I told him my feelings about guns…except the IQ part.

He wasn’t down. He agreed to take the gun off his hip, and Kate Lynn could keep it in her purse, but due to “creepy producers” he would not leave the gun in his car.

I totally respected that, and I told him so, and the gun went into Kate Lynn’s purse, and eventually the purse went in the closet. Did I mention it was a really big gun? And it was loaded? And it barely fit in Kate Lynn’s purse?

Me and Kate Lynn and the Dude ended up hitting it off just fine. We had to run up to the local sex shop, cause Kate Lynn’s got some tats, and while I like tats, I kinda don’t like tats in my movies. So we got her a body stocking, and that worked fine. The amateur sex movies turned out off the hook. Dude did a great job pounding Kate Lynn, and I gotta tell ya…when it works, couple’s sex works really well. They know each other, and if you don’t over-direct them – and just let them do what they do in their bedroom – the scenes usually end up kicking ass. Dude’s dick stayed hard, and his balls were very full; Kate Lynn needed a shower after it was all said and done.

They signed their paperwork, we said our goodbyes, and we laughed about the gun thing. I never really spoke them that after that. Once or twice, maybe, to get them some work on some of my other sites. And about six months after that, I saw Kate Lynn’s pic on a local Jack Shack’s website.

I wonder if she’s packing heat in her purse over there.

Kate Lynn