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Spunkmouth Kimmy

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Kimmy

This is a true story, like all the stories I tell here.

Doctor Z, this cat I shot a few years back as male talent for some of the Spunkmouth scenes, called me one day. He was excited. Z said he was on a chatline, or maybe in an online chatroom, and he found this chick who called herself Kimmy, and Kimmy loved sex. She loved blowing and fucking and all that, and did I want to meet her and maybe hire her for a scene?

Well, I’ve heard this song and dance before, and the girls always turn out to be 300 pound circus freaks.

Not Kimmy.

I had to pick her up for her very first scene, cause she didn’t have a car, and she made sure to time my arrival after her mom left for work. She was still living at home, barely 19, and when I pulled up and saw her standing in the driveway, my jaw dropped.

We chatted it up on the way to set – which back then was a hotel room – and boy, she sure did talk. She had a lot to say about nothing, but that’s ok…I was thinking then she was probably nervous, and the banter just calmed her a bit. Her very first scene was a very amateur interracial sex scene, and I knew it would be worth its weight in gold. Turns out I was right. Man, she loved getting pounded in front of a camera. I was in awe, cause most girls put on this phony sort-of front, cause that’s the natural thing to do when you’re starting out, but Kimmy just lost her mind the minute Dr. E. starting licking her snatch. And when he jammed it home, she wailed so loud I was afraid the hotel security would toss us. And Kimmy made these fuck faces I’ve never seen before – or since – I’ve been making dirty movies. Those faces she makes are real, and that makes the scene even hotter.

A few month later Kimmy called me, and she was desperate for money. That’s usually the case, and I hooked her up for another scene, this time with Big Dick Nikel, who was still around. I decided to shoot an amateur creampie scene, and at first it wasn’t even really intended for Spunkmouth. We had shot her for the site, but I kinda wanted to help Kimmy out, so I shot the scene with the idea of selling it as content to some other site in the future. Turned out so good we decided to keep it, and it’s still one of the highest ranking Spunkmouth scenes.

When I started up Jizz On My Glasses not too long later, Kimmy was one of the first girls I called. She was totally down, and since I was still without studio, I decided to try something kinda risky. Well, really risky. In fact, downright stupid. We met at this medical office building cause it was right by both out places, and since it was a Sunday, the place was deserted.

“Wanna do this right here?” I asked.

“Why not?” Kimmy said. We went up to a top corner of the building, it was totally empty, and Kimmy ended up with a massive facial.

Then, just like they all do, Kimmy dropped off the face of the Earth. Cell phone disconnected – the works. Fast forward maybe a year or so, when Noah, our customer service rep, gets an e-mail from Kimmy. She wanted some work, and she lost my number, and bladda-bladda-blah, which means I’m broke and really desperate, so I hired her, or course, cause she’s one of my very favorites.

A few days later we reconnect, and it’s like we never really quit talking to one another, and the same old things in both our lives were still going on, and I found out all this on our way to one of the secret gloryholes I know near the airport. Kimmy, like most the girls I drag out to these places, was totally grossed out – as well as kinda turned on – and she did a great scene.

But she wasn’t done.

A week later I shot her for Blacks on Blondes with none other than BOZ The Animal. What a fucking scene. It’s one of my favorite scenes ever. I’m being serious. Kimmy had ever encountered anything like BOZ’s massive dong, and she took it the best she could. I mean it’s amazing to see how she reacts to 11 inches, and if you ever see this scene, you’ll walk away know that “size doesn’t matter” is just a myth…kinda like the same myth that all black guys are hung, or all black guys fuck like animals.

Boz does, however, fuck like an animal.

There’d be one more time with Kimmy, this time in another gloryhole, and if you click on her picture up top you’ll see the scene.

Oh, wait!

Two more times; she also worked for another site called The Dick Suckers; go ahead, click on her small pic below.

Anyways, that’s about it. We still talk; she comes over every once and a while for a popscicle. Kimmy won’t do any more dirty movies. Hasn’t for a long time…about the same time, I’d suspect, since she started dating her boyfriend. Which is totally cool.

But something tells me she’ll be back for more.

Kimmy

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Nikki Lake

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Leili

I’ve heard someone say she’s the splitting image of the 24 and Girl Next Door Star star Elisha Cuthbert, but I wouldn’t know, cause I’ve never watched those shows. In fact, I really don’t watch TV, except Bill Maher’s show on HBO, and South Park, and VH1 Classics, and lately, Dave Letterman.

Damn, Dave’s getting funny again. I haven’t watched the show since maybe 1994, when it was getting kinda boring, but for some reason I set my TIVO thingy for a week’s worth of Dave recently, just to see what he’s been up to, and either I caught him on a really strong week, or his show is just really good again. I dunno for sure though, cause I haven’t been home in almost a month, so I’ll watch the 15 or so shows that are on my TIVO thingy and see if they’re as good.

Anyway, I met Nikki Lake at A’s mountain top bachelor pad a few years ago. She was stripping then, I think, but I’m not 100% sure about that. She was hanging out at A’s – that’s for sure. And I immediately asked her if she’d be interested in making some dirty movies, and almost as immediately as my asking her that she said no.

No. No way. Not interested. But thanks.

And then she walked away.

I saw her some more over there, and we talked, but I never really brought it up again. Then one day she called me and asked if she could make one.

A dirty movie, that is…

I mean I think that’s how it went, cause looking back at it now, I really don’t remember. Maybe Spring can help me out here, cause they were pals for a short time, or maybe Sophia can help me out there, cause they were pals for a short while…but I can’t help myself here – that’s for sure.

Here’s a fun fact: Nikki Lake was the very first girl shot for our (then) new site, JOMG. I was kinda into the idea of having my dick sucked on camera back then, so I POV’d it, and I dragged poor Nikki into a public restroom in a park in the middle of suburbia, in the middle of a very hot summer day…so we really didn’t worry about getting caught.

And we didn’t.

And I quickly grew out of having my dick sucked on camera soon thereafter. But boy, did I jizz on her glasses. Big time. I even surprised myself. And Nikki was a sport about it, and she laughed, and we cleaned her off and marched her right outta that place and into afternoon traffic…it was interesting.

She liked it enough to come back. I dunno if it was the thrill of getting blasted in the face with man goo, or the thrill of making really quick, easy money; I’m guessing the latter.

This time, I booked her for Spunkmouth, and I had Doctor Z – this cat we were using for a while as male talent – fuck her silly. Not only did he fuck her silly, but he plowed her ass, too. Fun, huh? One of the first times I shot an anal scene! And Nikki Lake loved every second of it. Here’s a few Spunkmouth Nikki Lake movies just to prove I’m right.

Anyways, I saw Nikki a few times after that. We hung out once or twice; I went over to her place for a popsicle, and we chatted about all the things there were to chat about back then.

Last time I heard from her, she was back stripping, and she needed some money, but I didn’t have any work for her at all, so she hung up, and that was that.

Leili

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Lain Oi

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Dogfart's Mansion

Lain Oi’s from Arizona.

I’m from Arizona.

Before Lain was Lain, she was something else, but I can’t remember what that stage name was. Her real name is a total hippie fest. I think her parents met at Woodstock, dropped lots of acid for the years that followed, and named her after one of the seasons, or a planet, or a spicy herb.

I’m kidding, of course…well, kinda.

So a long time ago I took Lain over to one of the gloryholes in Phoenix we used to shoot at. It was near the airport, and it was just as you’d imagine – a filthy place that no one really ever imagine themselves being…unless they were gay and cruising for sex, or part of a website that featured straight people doing something gay people made infamous.

When she walked into the place, I was worried she’d be appalled; instead, she found it funny. That’s one of the things I liked about Lain. We shot our scene, she did great, and I shipped the scene off to The Producer, and that’s the last anyone ever saw of it.

But this gets better.

After the gloryhole, Lain and I went back to my ghetto studio, where Boz The Animal was waiting, and he pounded her silly for Blacks On Blondes. I mean he laid some serious black pipe that day, and Lain, who (I think) was a bit intimidated by Boz (cause she was kinda acting all quiet and reserved around him at first) was screaming like a banchie by the end of the scene. She came so much all over Boz’s dick I think it was whiter than mine.

Boz’s dick, that is.

We shot our scene, she did great, and I shipped the scene off to The Producer, and that’s the last anyone ever saw of it.

That is, to say, both scenes were lost, and to this day have never been found, and that’s that – I guess.

So let’s fast forward now, about a year and a half later, when Lain’s now moved on from little Arizona to Big Los Angeles, and she’s working for a very large agency, and she’s working for some very large porno companies, and I decide, since those scenes were lost, and I really, really love Lain’s look, that I’d book her again for another Gloryhole.

I should have booked her for everything else I shoot, too…cause Lain’s got this beauty that I can’t quite put my finger on; add to that her personality, and damn, she’s fun to be around.

So we went again, this time to a gloryhole in Los Angeles, and she had a blast, and we did our thang, and that’s that.

And that’s the last time I ever saw her. She’s no longer on the very big agency’s website, and I don’t see her on any other agency’s site, so I’m thinking she’s all done with this crazy business, and that, for the most part, is a very good thing.

Super Fun E-mails, Whatever Happened to Her?

Super fun e-mails.

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Chelci Fox
J. writes:

I’m new to your blog but it’s definitely the most candid blog I’ve read on porn. I like your NO bullshit style about the business and the fact that you shoot porn but you can critique it honestly is amazing. Porn isn’t at all glamour and glitz as it is trying to portray. I like the bit on Eon Mckai too. Have you seen his Myspace yet? He think’s he’s so hip and artistic. I agree with you 100% a lot of porn directors think they are artists or the next Spielberg when it’s simply all just smut. Gregory Dark is embarrassed of his porn past since he’s made it mainstream. The stuff you said about Jenna is true too. All her new stuff is crap. I read the bit you wrote on Austin O’Reilly and I wanted to ask you what did you mean when you said that if you spend too much time in porn you are doomed? Aren’t most of the girls happy they are getting paid a lot of money for doing what they love to do? Thanks, J.

Hi J!

Thanks for your kind words. I really appreciate them.

I have not seen Eon Mckai’s myspace; I have no interest in him or his space. I still stand by the stuff I said about him and Jenna Jameson, too.

It is all about the smut man, nothing else…I couldn’t agree with you more. No acting, no arty-farty stuff…just show me the action.

As far as being doomed, it’s exactly what I meant. Sure, these girls love getting paid. Who doesn’t? But for the most part, it ends there. And remember, J., this is, overall, a fairly nasty business, filled with fairly nasty people. In addition, society can be mighty tough, too. In fact, downright hateful. And it’s the haters who publically bash and privately consume the most porn, which is another one of life’s oxymorons.

I guess what I’m trying to say is a life in the adult entertainment business isn’t the best thing for a person sometimes…that’s it.

Especially if you’re female talent. For the most part, the female talent ended up in this business cause they were bashed as youngesters – both mentally and physcially – and then when they hit Porno Land, thinking they’re going to be the next Jenna, they get bashed again. Then, when they bail from Porno Land, the get bashed again…this time by the knuckleheads, simpletons, and dolts in their hometown.

Oh sure, there’s some who are cut out for such a thing, just like there’s people cut out to thrive in the penny stock business, or the car sales business, or the business of selling teeny-tiny ads in newspapers all over the coutry, generating tens of thousands in one’s spare time.

Hope this helps, J…and enjoy the pictures of Chelci Fox. She’s one of the 99% that entered the hardcore business, then quit almost immediately; however, she’s still doing softcore work. I was lucky enough to shoot her for a Spunkmouth movie for the week and a half she was still doing hardcore work. (Soon, she will have her own softcore site! Keep an eye out!!!)

Your pal, Billy

Chelci Fox

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Nicole Parks

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Here's Nicole!

For a day or two, I had a little thing for Nicole Parks. Little. And even though it was little, I have no idea why I had it. I really don’t.

I mean she’s cute, sure…but there’s hotter working the game. Way hotter.

And her silly tattoo is just that: silly.

So, what’s up? Why in the world would I have a thing for her, even if it was just a fleeting thing? (Which it was).

Well, personality goes a long way. We all know that. In fact, looking back on it now, that’s it.

The first time I shot her was in the hole. “The Hole” is my new slang for the Gloryhole.

I invented that slang: the hole. Don’t go taking credit for it, ok?

Anyway, I really don’t even remember much of the shoot. Here’s the Nicole Parks Gloryhole scene. It’ll give ya a little taste of how the shoot turned out. I think it went fine. In fact, looking at these movies again, it turned out better than fine. I think I dragged her pal Sally Rodeo out there, too.

Sally Rodeo. Now there’s a name only the hard-core porn aficionado would recognize.

After I shot her in the hole, it was on to Spunkmouth. A fun scene, cause she worked with my pal Spoonie and this cat named Christian. I think Christian has developed a bit of a following now.

I think.

Here’s the Nicole Parks Spunkmouth scene, and the cheezy porno scenario we came up with: Nicole was in the “que” to get in this hot night club, and if she sucked and fucked Spoonie and his bouncer pal Christian, then her and her girlfriends would bypass the line and waltz right in to the joint.

In reality, this is not a cheezy porno scenario; I know for a fact this sort of cheez has happened in nightclubs all over the place.

After Spunkmouth, it was on to JOMG. Gawd did my male talent drench her in jizz. It’s an almost super-human feat, surpassed only by Peter North and his mighty wad.

Everytime I booked Nicole, she showed up on time, in a great mood, and ready to work. We even struck up a friendship, as far as “friendships” go in this business. In fact, she even asked me about helping her start her own site. We talked about a business meeting or two, and, of course, nothing ever materialized.

Not long after we worked together on the JOMG shoot, I heard she quit the biz and went back to school.

And I never heard from her again.

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Pornstar Elise – rapist?

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Elise

I shot Elise in late October last year for Blacks on Blondes. A sweet girl, really – for the amount of time I got to know her…which was about the 2 hours or so we worked together. I booked her with Jason Brown, and it was a pretty solid scene. I chose a typical cheezy porno storyline, but you know that’s the way I work.

For some reason it really turns people on – or infuriates them – when I have my black male talent make out with the white girls while they’re fucking. Which has its own term now: GFE. “Girl Friend Experience”.

This term doesn’t just apply to the interracial genre. GFE comes from any john who requests it from the whore he hired. I think the whores made up the term; after all, they’re usually smarter.

Anyway, I had Elise give Jason the GFE treatment – without a word of dialogue. I just start out shooting a hot and heavy make-out session that goes all the way. And then, after the scene was all done, she had to push Jason out the door cause her “real” boyfriend was coming over. Like I said, typical cheezy porno. But hey, it works. And the members love it.

The other day my pal Noah sends me this. He had no idea I had shot her, but since it was porno news making The Smoking Gun, he sent it.

Of course I’m going to blog this – but what angle am I going to take? I’ve decided against the whole “porn girls are dumber than a box of rocks” angle. Also a big fat no to “these girls are so fucked up that they stoop to this”…

Cause really, what did she do? Sure, the cops can write up a sensational storyline to vilify someone. That’s easy. They hit her with “California woman bedded 15-year-old, plied him with drugs”. Which might be true.

Don’t get me wrong, either. Elise fucked up. She needs to get punished, that’s true.

It’s also true 15 year olds have no problem scoring weed, E, and speed; they don’t have to go much further than the school cafeteria. Plying him with drugs in this case is a silly thing to say. In addition, what 15 year old dude wouldn’t bang any good looking older woman? Show me one that won’t and I’ll show you a future fag. When it’s an older woman banging a younger dude, what kind of emotional trauma is being levied on the 15 year old? And isn’t it that emotional distress that plays a large factor in how society bases its punishments?

Now our 15 year old is wearing a badge of honor among his peers. His pals are high-fiving him – and each other – over how he hauled ass across state lines, partying his ass off with a “porn star”. He’ll go to his grave telling his tale over a round at the local pub.

Meanwhile, poor Elise is in a lot of trouble. If she’s lucky, she might get off with probation and/or minimal jail time (and a very big lawyer’s bill). If she can’t afford a good attorney, she might end up in a shit can until 2016.

And won’t that make the world a safer place?

Elise

(Mug shots coutesy of the Kiowa County Sheriff’s Department).

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Gloryhole Brooklyn

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Brooklyn

The first time I met Brooklyn was on Dogfart’s porch. It was a sunny day, she was at the Mansion to do a Blacks On Blondes scene, and we hit it off pretty well.

We had something in common. In an earlier life, we were both jocks. I knew she was a jock from the second I laid eyes on her. She’s a 6 footer, easily…and she’s not awkward. Sure enough, I found out she played basketball and volleyball. Maybe softbal, too…I don’t recall.

So she did a blowbang scene for BlacksOnBlondes, and then we went and found a Gloryhole. But here’s where the story gets interesting. It was a Thursday, and the end of our shooting week, and I wanted to get home…and home isn’t Los Angeles. So I made Brooklyn a deal: we go shoot the gloryhole, and then she takes me to the airport so I can fly back. I was ready to offer her some gas money, or something…but she agreed.

Willingly agreed.

Isn’t that nice? So we shot the Gloryhole, packed up the gear, and hauled ass to Burbank airport, where I caught the last flight home.

There wasn’t much more of Brooklyn after that. I think she’s on Frank Wank’s site…and that’s about it, as far as I know. She came back to the mansion to shoot one more BlacksOnBlondes scene, and then she retired from porn.

I hope she’s doing well.

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In Search of a Glory Hole

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The hole...

Word was out that there was a glory hole located at a secret location in Oxnard California. The minute Dogfart and I caught wind of this, we packed our gear in the car and headed north on the Pacific Coast Highway with Fionna Cheeks.

That’s the sunset over the Pacific Ocean. Some coastal rock formations lay ahead. Dogfart’s behind the wheel, Fionna’s shotgun, and I’m in the back, getting blown away by the view. It doesn’t get much better than this.

We found the Glory Hole all right, and sure enough, Fionna jumped in. That’s right. We were rolling a Fionna Cheeks Gloryhole scene!

But it didn’t stop there. Turns out that particular Glory Hole was a huge payoff, cause most of the time they’re shut down after like 2 days. This one paid off for about 5 or 6 weeks! We shot in there, pretty much undisturbed, that entire fall. Then news broke on it, and the next thing you know, no more Glory Hole. Not there, anyway. Time to find another…

So here’s how it would go down. We’d scout the outside of the place, make sure there was no heat, and then grab the girl and our cameras. Dogfart ran the still camera; I shot video. And it would get kinda tricky cause we would have to work together in order to get the scene and haul ass within 15 minutes or so. Which is completely different than shooting a “normal” scene; if we were on a porn set, DF would shoot stills, we’d break, and then I’d roll video. Then, after the money shot, DF would snap a few more pics and we’d call it a day. You know…a casual porno shoot.

Not with a Glory Hole scene.

We were nervous we were gonna get busted at anytime. It was like the old days Bill Margold recalls, when shooting porn was illegal, and at any time the police could roll up on a porn set and haul everyone to jail…like John C. Holmes and those cats. 1974 and shit.

Anyways, I’d roll video while DF shot stills. I’d have to make sure he was out of my way; he’d make sure I was out of his. And we’d have to vary up the angles and shots. All while working in a tiny stall…the 3 of us: the porn star, DF, and me.

We made it happen though, time and time again. Never once been busted…yet.

Here’s one more Gloryhole scene we shot with Saphire. I always liked Saphire. We shot her a few times. The first time I met Saphire she was on set reading a book by William S. Burroughs called Naked Lunch. That meant, as far as I’m concerned, she was already A-OK.

Saphire played the porno game for a while, then I think she disappeared back to wherever it is she’s from.

Fionna Cheeks went total Porn Star. She really made the rounds. I even got to shoot her again, a year or so later, for Spunkmouth. Then, about a year or so ago, she disappeared too. Last time I heard she got married and might be starting a family. That is to say she’s now leading a “normal” life.

I bet she’s bored already.