Today’s Guest Blogger: Barbie Cummings (How I’ve Changed).

Barbie Cummings'

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Barbie Cummings. What can I say? I first met Barbie about six months ago when I booked her for Spunkmouth.com, and we’ve been friends ever since. I’ve shot her for JOMG, Eat Some Ass, Blacks on Blondes, and we’ve taken a trip to the Gloryhole; she’s also been on Manojob not once, not twice, but thrice. Some say she’s crazy, some say she’s hot…I say she’s a dirty, filthy slut. And that’s why I like her so; in addition, she gave me some pictures from her private life to post: the first is her first studio nude, and the second is a pic of her as a shooter girl, which she touches upon today.

I have to tell everyone reading right now that I was so very much excited about Billy Watson inviting me onto his blog. I am so excited about writing of all my lovely experiences, sexual escapades should say, throughout my life. “How I’ve Changed”… well let me begin with saying I wasn’t always a dirty whore. It started at a young age, a very young age that wouldn’t be safe to say on here, I will leave that to every pervy person reading this.

We’ll go by years, you can take it from there.

1986: Born.

2000: My first experience of all times. I, at the time, carried a nice rack of 34AA and wore braces. Me and my alcoholic, good for nothing so called mother went to a lovely, trashy tattoo parlor to get my naval pierced. We skipped a day of school, 9th grade to be exact, to what turned into finding the man that would take my virginity. I had all intentions on staying a virgin forever, because of course that would be the right thing to do. At the parlor we met a strapping man, age of 23. My mother flirted with him while I got probed in my belly button. My mother even took the liberty in inviting this man to our home later that week. Mike, Mike was his name. He wrote his phone number on a book of matches. I preceded to call Mike, not knowing what was in store. He came over later that week and took me to a shitty restaurant where we shared conversations about his school, his car, his life, etc.. We then went home to my house, where my mother invited him to stay the night. How exciting, a slumber party. We went to sleep, he asked me to sleep in just my panties and a white tank top, I agreed. I remember the feeling of laying there and the first time I felt him put his hands on me, I loved it. We had the black light on while he proceeded to slip his hand down my pink panties. He massaged my clit until my young, virgin pussy got soaked. I was a virgin but I was ready. I didn’t know exactly what to do so I did the same thing to him. I wrapped my hand around a cock for the first time and I loved it. He was only in boxers, but that didn’t last. He kissed on my double A breasts while finger fucking the tightest pussy he has ever encountered. There was no wasting time. My tank top was removed to reveal my young perky nipples and my panties pulled to the side. There was no asking, as he demanded me to get up, put one knee on each side of him and sit on his hard cock. It was a great size cock, in my opinion, about six or seven inches. I sat down slowly and boy did it hurt… it hurt so fucking good. I wanted more. I worked his dick, what I thought at the time, like a professional. I rode his cock, with my panties to the side until he came. You know the greatest part, this was a wonderful creampie! I was filled with cum and it was the greatest feeling ever. So… after that we had a few more sexual encounters, whenever I would get home from High School and my mother would have invited him over, nothing special. I later found out, not only was he fucking me but he was taking a turn on my mother too. How great is that? This all occurred when I resided in Peachtree City, GA. The days after my first experience I went out and fucked my very first black guy. I don’t generally admit to having experiences with black men before porn, because my former boyfriend would have flipped if he found out. So… since that is no longer here I am… I am openly admitting to have had 11 black sexual partners outside of porn.

2001: Not much later after my Mike experience I went to my very first party. I couldn’t drive, so once again my mother arranged for a ride from one of her lady friends who was also attending the party. I got to the party and everyone was at the least five to 10 years my senior. I was readily greeted by all the old men and offered my very first shot of liquor. I remember it was Tequila. I was given quite a few shots and I took them, just like all the big kids do! I ended up vomiting to the point where I thought I was going to die. I was drunk I remember removing my pants in the house with 20+ grown adults. I refused to put them back, there was no stopping me. I then decided I would lay down in the spare room. All I remember is waking up with two men coming in. I was eager to see what they wanted, it was no question. They were friends, I am assuming they knew each other, I have no clue what there name were. The took off my clothes and stuffed my mouth with their cocks. They decided to take turns making my a filthy whore. They tagged out as each one fucked me as hard as they could, I loved it. I can also recall that each one wanted me to punch them in the face while they spread my legs and filled me cock. I hit them, I hit both of them as hard as I could. It only made the fuck me harder. They came, they came all over me. I swallowed every drop that got in my mouth! They left. Thats not all. In the same night, maybe 30 minutes to three hours later a different man came in. I let him too have his way with me. He made me eat his cum. He left. Then again, another man followed… maybe they were drawing straws in the living room, but I didn’t care I loved it! He came in he fucked me, he filled me with cum. He fucked me one and two more times, all in which he filled me with cum. He left. I woke up the next day with a lovely headache and a cunt filled with cum. By the time I made it home, my panties were filled with all the cum I had been given and my mouth reeked of sperm!

2002: By this year I had turned into a filthy whore, which at the time I didn’t see anything wrong with. Wait… to think of it, I don’t see anything wrong with it now. I was into some legal trouble this year, already attending an alternative High School in Fayetteville, GA. I had been kicked out of school for fighting, I earned a simple battery charge for that. (She deserved it) I was given weekly drug tests. Well one week it just so happens that some how I failed… I should have studied! So, I was instructed to go home by my probation officer, and I was told to wait there. I was scheduled for court in the morning to be given my sentence for failing that damn test! Violation of Probation. Not me, I wasn’t going anywhere. There was a cop that drove by my house every hour from 10:00am until about 5:00pm. In between his drive bys I filled my car with clothing and shoes, I was leaving. After he drove by the last time, so did I. I drove straight to my friends house, C.C. was her name. We were leaving. We drove that night, from Peachtree City, GA all the way to Baton Rouge, LA. We got there that night, late and at the International House of Pancakes. Where we in fact met two lovely men, older gentlemen. They took us under their wings. The very first night, was introduced to Ecstasy. I had the very best sex, with the very best stranger. Me and my friend C.C. shared these two men. These two men had their way me the both of us anytime and as often as they pleased. I loved it. We ended up moving on to other men during our three week trip. There was one we met at the gas station, I thought he was so attractive I gave him oral pleasure in his car, behind the gas station. I don’t remember his name, I don’t care. I later got caught, when pulled over for a speeding ticket, and was escorted all the way back to the Macon Youth Detention Center in Macon, GA. I served my four months and moved on.

2003: During this year I gave up on one night stands and explored that of what was referred to as “cuddy buddies”. I had lots of cuddy buddies. The one that sticks out the most in my mind is Jake. Jake only preferred anal sex. He introduced me for the first time to anal sex. The only way we had sex was in my little virgin ass hole, I loved it. He also was the first to video tape me. He would video tape me while I sucked his dick, as he sat in the chair in front of his computer. He lived in Atlanta, which was about a 35 maybe 45 minute drive. I would drive to his apartment about three to four times a week to take his big load in my ass hole. Sometimes we would have anal sex up to six times a night. The best part is that I got a girlfriend of mine, my very best friend at the time, Nicole to go and experience this lovely man. He fucked her in the pussy while I watched and video taped. We loved it. I moved to Knoxville, TN.

2004: Now, living in Knoxville, TN I was determined to calm down. I didn’t. I met a man my very first month living in Tennessee. His name was Eric, he was a car salesman, he was great. He took me to his apartment the first night I met him. We cooked chicken and watched basketball. I told myself it wouldn’t be sex on the first night, I lied. We had sex five times that night. His cock was the biggest cock I have ever experienced in my life. He was mixed, his mother white, father black. He was hung. All I remember was him laying me on my stomach and putting my face into the pillow as he hurt me with his, at the least, 10 inch cock. It hurt so bad. I loved it. He too creampied me. He creampied me for a few months. Then it was onto the next.

2005: This was a great year. I started working at a bar in what is called the Old City, in downtown Knoxville. I was a shooter girl. I walked around in close to nothing, gave men lap dances and shots of liquor from my own mouth. Everyone who worked at this club “partied”. I partied with them. The greatest night had to be, and I remember the exact date, December 17th. It was the Christmas Party. Oh, I need to mention the whole time I was working there I was having sex with the manager, Manuel. He was a married man, but no one knew. I only fucked him when I worked. He would take me in the back of the store where all the liquor was kept and bend me over the table or up against the wall. I was creampied every time. Back to the Christmas party. There was a stripper hired, she was sexy. I decided to join, it turned into me eating here pussy in front of everyone. I let he keep all the tips. We then headed to the club across the street to a dance club where I danced my ass on stage. I danced with my new addition of breasts, now a 34D, hanging out and my skirt up. I went with my friend that night, Charlotte. We were approached by two gentlemen. I don’t remember their names. They offered each of us 200$ to have sex with each other, while they watched. We agreed. We licked each other and finger fucked each other in this mans apartment while each one watched. We even allowed them to put a finger in, here and there. We then gave each one a lap dance, over their pants we grinded. We grinded until they both came. We left. Charlotte went home, I went to my friend Andrea and Brads apartment. We had a threesome. I got fucked by her boyfriend while I ate her pussy. He came three times, it was great! He had me bent over, on my knees fucking me while I ate her pussy. He came in me. He drove me to where my car was left in the parking lot of the club I worked at. Well, how coincidental, when we pulled out, the owner Manuel and his lovely wife. This was a great opportunity. They jumped at the opportunity when I offered to have sex with both of them. We all three went upstairs in the club, in the office and disrobed each other. I ate her pussy, just like I had earlier ate Charlottes and Andreas! He fucked me. When he fucked me his cock was hard, when he had fucked his wife, he couldnt keep it hard. Her pussy isn’t as nice as mine. He came. They left. I was too tired to drive home and was left to sleep upstairs on the sofa, in the office. I slept and went home the next day.

2006: This is the year I discovered the world of pornography. I was approached on my personal MySpace account, which I later made one for my porno career… My Barbie Cummings MySpace account.. I was asked I had every considered in working in the adult industry. I said no. I hadn’t ever thought about that, ever. Six weeks later I was in Los Angeles for the very first time. We went to AIM, where I was tested for STD’s, and then we went on “Go See’s”. These Go See’s consisted of meeting producers, porno producers. My first scene was set up when a producer called my agent, because the original girl he had booked didn’t show up. My first scene was a Double Penetration. It was a for a movie, “Internal Discharge #3”. I took two dicks at once, one in each hole for the very first time. It was great. I straddled John Strong while Brian Surewood probed my tight ass hole. They were both creampies! I loved it.

2007: It is still earlier in the year but I recently had a wonderful experience. I got to fulfill one of my ultimate fantasies, and I got paid to do so. I was paid to put a big strap-on on and make a man bend over at take it in his ass hole. He loved it. I will fantasize about this experience when my lame boyfriends at home do their best to fuck me. I will cum thinking about the look on his face when I made him take it.

Well… I am headed home in the morning, headed back to Knoxville, TN. I hope you enjoyed my life, if you don’t… well, I don’t care. Mwah! xoxo…Barbie Cummings.

Write me! Barbie_CummingsXXX (at) yahoo (dot) com!

Barbie Cummings'

Lorilei Lee Ate Some Ass. And So Did Lefty.

Lorilei Lee

Who says you can’t have a little fun while you’re working?

Who says porno has to be scripted?

Lorilei Lee is our most recent update over at Eat Some Ass. I think I told you lately I’ve been all about hiring a bunch of dicks for a girl to blow, versus hiring one dick to fuck the girl. This week Lorilei takes on three dicks, and she did a great job sucking dick and eating ass.

Check out one of my favorite pervs of all time — Lefty. He’s eating Clare Dames’s ass.

Why’s Lefty eating ass off camera? And what’s Clare Dames doing there?

Lefty’s a total and utter pervert, and he’ll be the first to admit it. Clare was shooting across the hall at my pal Nicky’s studio. She was all done, and hanging out, and my PA, Cherry Poppens, was off running errands, so I asked Clare if she’d lend me a hand and hold the C-Light for me.

She did, for a bit.

Then she ended up getting groped by the pervs on my set — that’s Rocker X behind them, laughing his ass off. Clare’s laughing, too. And why not? Lefty’s using his tongue like a piece of toilet paper, and I’m sure Clare finds it more amusing than sexually stimulating.

Of course Lorilei’s on set, eating Alex Gunz’s ass.

Funny how serendipitous porn often is…and certainly all good porn is exactly that: an act of serendipity.

Didn’t count on a pornographer to use fancy words now, did ya?

Better yet, image a porno girl who can use fancy words, too…and line them up all nice and pretty in paragraph after paragraph.

If you don’t believe me, just click on Lorilei’s picture below.

Lorilei Lee

Spunkmouth Kinzy Jo

Kinzy Jo

I’ve been told, over and over, that the more dicks you throw into a scene, the happier you make the porno consumer. I’ve even had debates with some producers that it’s better to toss in a whole bunch of dicks and just have the girl suck them than to just have one dick in the scene — even if she fucks the dick.

I tend to agree with the “more dicks the better” theory, and, in fact, I’ve officially named it: The More Dicks The Better is now a porno rule that I follow, even if she isn’t fucking all the dicks on set.

Say hello to Kinzy Jo, the latest porno slut featured on Spunkmouth.com.

Here’s a quick, funny story: I can’t remember how many mopes I had some in to drop a load on Kinzy, but one of them was having some trouble. He had shown up late, and was kinda hanging out on the back of the set, and struggled from the time he got there. In fact, he struggled so much, he just disappeared…in fact, I thought he went home after I didn’t see him on set.

He didn’t go home at all. In fact, after the scene was shot, and Kinzy was about to clean up, I heard a scream from another set: GET READY GET READY I’M ABOUT TO BLOW!

I had even turned my camera off, cause I thought we were done, so I jumped to grab it just as my final load dumper stormed on set, dick in hand, to let Kinzy have it right in the kisser.

And let her have it he did!

After he unloaded, Kinzy laughed. “That was a drive-by pop shot for sure!” she said.

It’s the kinda thing I wish I woulda said.

Super Fun E-Mails.

Jacky Joy

John writes:

I’ve often wonder if the myth of the porn starlet as an insatiable nymphomaniac who enters adult industry as a means of satisfaction is nothing more than a myth. Obviously, none of these girls would be doing what they do if it wasn’t for the pay but, I can’t help thinking (or maybe that’s hoping) that some of these girls really are insatiable nymphos. I would understand given what they do for a profession if sex is the furthest thing from these girls’ minds when the cameras off. However, I’ve heard stories of some these starlets blowing random strangers and being up for sex at a moment’s notice and of course when the camera’s on a starlet will always tell you how much she can’t get enough of sex. So I guess my question is have you actually encountered any of these girls? Do they really exist? Or are they just a myth?

John

Hey John!

Funny you should e-mail me this, cause almost to the day I got your e-mail, Jacky Joy called me up to say howdy and all that, and then she went on to tell me what a “nymph” she’s been lately. Her words, not mine. The conversation went something like this:

“Oh Billy, I’ve been such a little nymph lately. I’m fucking everyone I work with – girls and boys – as well as this cute boy who’s about to go to Iraq, and blah blah blah I’m such a nymph blah blah I’m horny all the time blah blah I’ve been so naughty blah blah blah but I LOVE it! blah blah blah…”

(Jacky Joy just visited my studio! Look at the BTS pics! I know how much the fans love BTS! We made another handjob movie! In fact, Jacky’s one of my favorite nymphs of all time…the other being Maggie, my Golden Retriever.)

I know it’s hard to imagine there are women who have the same kind of sex drive as a man, but some do. So, John, the “myth”, so to speak, is somewhat a reality.

But that’s not really what makes a girl get into porn, you know?

In fact, if I were to make a list of the top 5 reasons a girl gets into making dirty movies, here’s what it would look like:

5) They got a whole bunch of hard core fundamentalist religion crammed down their throat during their formative years, and, to top it off, a whole bunch of insanely strict rules to go along with their insane theology.

4) They got almost no attention whatsoever from their fucked-up parents.

3) Taking it even one step further, either mom or dad were completely null & void in their life — usually Dad.

2) They are promiscuous. (Which is a direct result from the lack of attention they received growing up, some sort of sexual abuse they received while growing up, or they really are horny all the time, which means they absolutely love sex, and, hence, are insatiable nymphs. Feel free to combo any and all in #2 — or let any single reason stand by itself).

1) Porn money is Easy Money! (But not so easy…but that’s another blog itself).

Remember, John, this is by no means a complete list, and you can combine any of the above to create your favorite porno gal. I also didn’t mention things like the girls who party too much, the girls who were adopted (which may or may not relate to numbers 4 and 5, the girls who are really lazy and love the idea of laying on their back for 2 hours a day as “work”, as well as the people in this world that simply cannot do a typical 9 to 5 thing behind a desk and have discovered sex as a business.

I’ve encountered them all…which is to say none of it is really a “myth”, is it?

In addition, I’m not making any sort of claims about Jacky Joy specifically…like I said earlier, she just called the same time I got your e-mail, and I took some fun pics of her behind the scenes, and I thought you’d like to see them.

Did I just ruin it all for you?

Cause if I did, I’m sorry.

Ignorance is bliss, eh?

Your pal — Billy

Jacky Joy

Bree Olson in the Gloryhole

Bree Olson

Bree Olson just turned 20.

She’s last week’s Gloryhole.com update.

Bree admitted to me how filthy and dirty the gloryhole is, but Bree’s a dirty girl, so a filthy, dirty adult bookstore peepshow is just the place for Bree.

Since Bree is only 20, I had to grease Abe, the manager of the store, in order to get her in the door. It cost me 50 bucks.

50 smackers.

50 doll hairs.

During the pre-gloryhole blowjob, I usually ask the girls what kind of porn they watch – if they watch porn at all.

Some do.

Some don’t.

Watch porn, that is.

Bree does, and guess what? She likes watching gangbang porn the best.

Like I said, such a filthy, naughty girl — just look at the smile on her face getting ready to step up to the hole.

Just the kinda girl I wanna settle down with and call my own.

Adrianna Nicole and her Manojob

Adrianna Nicole

I could blog about Valentine’s day, and the fact I really don’t have a Valentine…or I could make one up, or even dress up a porno girl in a red outfit and snap a pic of her and post it today.

Instead, I’m gonna talk about the most recent Manojob.com update.

Just like big girls do, Adrianna dressed herself up for the scene. We shot it last week, but when she stepped onto set in those fabulous red leather pumps and the beautiful bright red latex jerkoff gloves, she said, “You should make this a Valentine’s day update for the site.”

I’ve blogged Adrianna before. You even got to see her cleaning out her butt hole for an anal scene I shot with her and Lorilei Lee. I think it’s going to be live at Blacks On Blondes any week now.

There’s things I like about Adrianna, there’s things I love about her, and there’s things I hate about her:

I like that she knows the best eats in Los Angeles and we have good dinner conversation while enjoying our yum-yums.

I love that she sends me text messages me pictures of the doodies she drops in her toilet, along with the humorous messages she attaches to them.

I hate that she introduced me to Gia Paloma. Which isn’t to say I hate Gia.

‘Nuff said.

Today’s Guest Blogger: Makenzie Wilson (More Reflections On Porn).

Makenzie Wilson

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Makenzie Wilson has been a guest blogger here more than once, and she always has interesting things to say. She’s still in the porno game, although not as much as she once was…and guess what? From the sound of this entry, I’d say she misses it. Imagine that!

I’ve been thinking, a lot lately, about life, what I ultimately want to do, what makes me feel like I have a purpose that is rightfully fulfilling to not only myself but helpful to others/the world simultaneously, and it’s made me a little kooky. When I was in the porno biz, on a more regular basis anyway, I didn’t really think too much about any of the realities of what lie ahead, either professionally in terms of book-work or in the fun, sexual, downright best job on the face of the earth that I had at that point in time. I honestly think I can say that I went through school, and life, a little ‘asleep’. This makes me sad, because I miss the protective wing of college and having to worry only about studying, passing the tests, oh-and who I was going to stay with the upcoming weekend when I would visit Porno-ville for more dough and good times. I had no care in the world, and I was blind to that.

As I’ve finished school, and slowly (and VERY sadly) drifted out of Porno-ville and more into a career, I’ve been struggling with my identity and what I want to make of my skills and abilities. I feel like I have so many of them that to limit myself to one forking job is just ridiculous, and will get boring fast. This has lead me to think a lot more about porn, and all that comes with it. Remembering the great trips I had to LA, San Juan islands, Malibu, Florida, all the wonderful people I met and connected with on a personal level, all the bullshiitake I had to deal with (“What? I have to get it on my face?!” or “Shoot is cancelled? UH!”), and all the money I amassed (yes, it is still saved and put away). But more than that, I think about who I became in the process. I developed sexual skills that most people only dream of, I was taught by ‘the best’, and I even had my hand held through most of it AND I got paid! I really had to dig deep into myself at times, and question not only my own motives, but my strength of not only character, but ability to listen and trust and get hurt but get right back up and start a new day.

I still dabble in and out of porn because, well, for all of the above reasons, but yes: I can now say with confidence that it is addictive. Easy schedules, easy money, the funnest times of your life (sometimes), sexual experiences that are safe, meeting new people, being at the epi-center of fame in the country, and, well, maybe being a little bit famous myself. I love attention, and sometimes I love myself enough to let myself bask in that attention. Sometimes people’s nasty comments would get to me, but I eventually came to the point I am now and can take the advice of a former photographer, “Who are they to judge YOU? Look at their pitiful, boring lives, fuck THEM!” Damn straight.

The days I go in to my part-time job, and practice what I’ve learned in school, I can’t help but be a little bewildered at all the stupid shiitake that goes on: people backstabbing each other, people wasting up to 50% of their days on the internet, talking with co-workers, reading magazines, etc. It’s just such a crock I can’t get over it. I just want to scream, “9-5’s are bullshit. Do what you need to in 4-6 hrs and go the fuck home.” Unfortunately it’s not that easy. Downtime is usually present, and then you have people scrambling trying to figure out WTF to do to look busy while no one else does. Oh, and then you have the people that want to stay a mere 2 or 3 minutes longer than you on the clock because they think it makes them look more dedicated. Puh, I prefer not to go to my grave saying I wish I’d of spent more time at ‘work’.

At any rate, this has brought me back to thinking about porn, fantasizing about how to get back in given all the limitations I previously bestowed upon myself, but meanwhile freaking the fuck out because at any given moment, someone could notice me and destroy my reputation (if it hasn’t been already). I know there are several ways to still be in it, without having to be a fucking-Queen machine, but I need someone already in it that’s willing to help me out. I don’t have that, YET���

So I guess now I’ll stick to my part-time job where I work with the most arrogant piece-of-shit doctor who thinks he knows everything, and girls that talk about people so much behind their backs that I have no reason to believe they don’t do it to me. And all the while I will keep dreaming about my past porno life, and how I could, at any point, get right back in.

~Mak

Makenzie Wilson

JOMG Nicole Scarlett

Nicole Scarlett

I shot Nicole Scarlett for Jizz On My Glasses; she’s this week’s update for the site.

It was a pretty straight-forward shoot. I wish I had a good story to tell, but I really don’t.

The thing I like best about Nicole is that she kinda looks like Cameron Diaz.

This was a total amateur scene, shot outside of Los Angeles. I love shooing amateur girls — to a point. Their fresh face is always nice, but there’s also the things that go along with being an amateur that kinda suck: they don’t talk into the camera as well as a pro, and they sometimes try to dodge the cum shot.

Nicole wasn’t a cum dodger, that’s for sure.

The male talent called himself Walt Jizzney; I guess that’s kinda funny.

I’ve never seen or heard from Nicole Scarlett or Walt Jizzney since.

Here’s some free Nicole Scarlett Jizz On My Glasses movies, just for you…cause you know you love free porno.

Just admit it.

The I Shoot Porn Top 10 Porn Stars

Bree Olson

I love numbered lists. It’s a weird thing to love, too. I’ll admit it.

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with The Book of Lists. David Wallechinsky and Amy Wallace have compiling all sorts of weird and not-weird-at-all lists since who knows when. I think they still do it.

There’s lists in there like “10 Words you can’t pronounce correctly”, “10 memorable books that never existed”, and “10 people not to invite to dinner”. I remember being a kid and thinking damn, people hate Nixon second only to Adolf Hitler.

Anyway, here’s the top ten girls that popped up in my web search stats. That is to say if a surfer typed a name into Google, or Yahoo, or whatever, and they landed at my blog, I can see it! So here they are, in reverse order, with some free pics and/or movies.

I know this is a repeating theme: I’ve done the same with the most popular girls on different sites I own…but oh well. This is the kind of fodder you get from a burnt-out blogger.

10) Jasmine Tame: I haven’t shot Jasime in a while, and I need to get her back to my studio. She’s an out-of-towner, so it’s not like she’s always around Los Angeles. But when she is on set, Jasmine Tame rocks. Here’s a funny aside to the free Jasmine Tame movies I just showed you — the dude was supposed to get jacked off into a bowl, and Jasmine was going to do some cum play…however, the dude was so excited by Jasmine the first load blew right over the bowl and directly into Jasmine’s pie hole.

9) Jayma Reed: Once upon a time a pervy old pornographer named Billy Watson met a fine young lady named Jayma Reed. One thing led to another, and soon they were holding hands. And saying nice things to each other. And going to fun places where the sun is warm and the pineapples are sweet. Then, who knows what happened…

8) Kaycee Dean: I just shot Miss Dean today! For Ruth Blackwell! She’s just as great as she was six months ago! For some reason I can’t keep my hands off her, either. It’s weird and pervy all at the same time. Oh, what a creep am I! Anyways, I love the Spunkmouth scene I shot with her. It was a load dump, and one of the dumpers took forever to dump, and Kaycee sat through the burning eye syndrome that is a porn girl’s nightmare while shooting a load dump scene. Which is to say cum in the eyes burns a whole lot. Just look at Miss Dean’s eyes by the end of this one. And who said porn money is easy money?

7) Nadia Synn: Nadia got into a car wreck not too long after her debut into the world of adult entertainment with Spunkmouth. It was a fairly serious accident, and she’s still recovering, and who knows if she’ll ever come back to the biz. She’s been caught a few times on camera since her accident by the fine folks at Amateur Allure as “Bailey”. I have no idea why Thomas insists on making up silly names for the girls he shoots. Call me crazy, but I think it’s called “A-Dog Syndrome”.

6) Kaci Starr: Miss Star rules just cause she’s a cherubic young porn star surrounded by anorexic young porn stars, and she doesn’t give a shit about it.

5) Spring Thomas: What can I say about Spring I haven’t said a million times before? Well — here’s something: before her site was started, and she got into black guys, she did a white guy. Here’s some free Spring Thomas movies of a rare non-interracial scene.

4) Serena Taylor: Serena is the Queen of “Now You See Me Now You Don’t” — and, as of now, she’s in hiding. Hopefully she’ll resurface sometime soon so I can make dirty movies with her once again. In the meantime, here’s some free Serena Taylor movies.

3) Barbie Cummings: Barbie’s a pal of mine. Whenever she’s in LA, we try to hang out. We eat dinner at our favorite restaurant, which, on any given day, changes up between the Cheesecake Factory and Fred 62. It’s during these times I especially enjoy embarrassing her in public, calling her silly names whenever I can, and singing made-up songs to her whenever possible. Her reactions to my corny behavior are always sweet and to the point: she loves calling me an “old pervert” and a “sick fuck”. Score extra special Barbie points with her dog Fifi, who likes leaving turds and piss in my studio whenver she can. Anyways, we had her working as a massage therapist for a while…you can see in the movies her specialty is The Happy Ending.

2) Riley Mason: I just shot Riley in an IR scene for Blacks On Blondes! We went to the Gloryhole, too! Riley’s at that point in her career where she’s doing black guys. It’s really an interesting way to manage a career as a porno gal: start with solo/girl-girl…then, when that work slows down, add boy-girl work to your resume…and when that slows down add anal…and when the work slows down again, start doing black dudes. I’m not saying this was Riley’s exact route, but you get the idea. Here’s some free Riley Mason movies of her jerking the biggest black dick you’re gonna see in a long time.

1) Bree Olson: It comes as no surprise that Bree’s topping the list. She’s hot, and she’s a total super slut, she loves sex, and she loves to do really naughty things in front of a camera. What else is left? Well, for me, it might be taking her up on the offer she recently posted on myspace — oh Bree! Please say you’re not teasing me!

Barbie Cummings

Super Fun E-Mails.

Spring Thomas

Jazz writes:

I have read several of your blogs where you are talking bad about the female talent, with the exception of Spring, Jayma, and Barbie. Some of the girls might be ugly, but you don’t have to call them out like that, cause the male talent doesn’t always look that great theirselves. I have visted Black on Blondes, Katie Thomas.com, and Spring Thomas.com enough to see that the male talent my be packing, but face wise they are ugly as hell. I know you straight, and blogging about such a thing would seem gay, thats why I have to speak on it. There are a few fine niggas that I have seen drop by the sites, like Max Black, Brian Pumper, Rico Strong, Ace, and Dick James (just to name a few), but those other guys who pop up on the site more often be the worst. Shane Diesel, Mandingo, Jack Napier, Wesley Pipes…what the fuck. These dudes are fucking ugly, but you want to rip on the chicks. I surely hope the female talent don’t pick out the dude or dudes they are fucking, cause some of them have bad taste. Let go back right quick, the finiest nigga of all (Bam or Bam Bam) he as been on Spring and Katie’s sites, but the best looking ones always up and disappear after a while. Just some of my thoughts!

Dearest Jazz,

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I talk “bad” about who? What, exactly, did I say? This kinda catches me off guard, to tell you the truth. Perhaps you have misinterpreted some things?

Blame it on metaphor?

Here’s something to think about: ugly guys banging hot chicks sells. Sells great. Go figure! Maybe the average Joe Surfer at home sees himself as ugly, and he sees a hot chick banging a gross guy, and he imagines gross guy as himself, and suddenly, he has a chance.

And he buys a membership to the site.

This is driving me crazy. Where did I slam female talent on my blog? Gimme a few while I go back and reread…

Ah! Perhaps you’re speaking of the blog I called “My Casting Woes“? When I said Brandy Dallas was “not that hot”? I think you need to reread what I wrote there, and I’ll clarify this right now — I wasn’t talking badly about Brandy whatsoever.

I love everybody!

You too.

Your pal,

Billy