Interview with a Porn Star (#49) — Sinn Sage

Sinn Sage

I Shoot Porn: Let’s talk about your Satanic ways….cause — let’s face it — since we’re in porn, we’re all Satanists…right?

Sinn Sage: (Laughs) We’re all evil! I don’t adhere to any sort of label, and I don’t believe in God, or the Devil. But I’m defiantly intrigued by the ideas and concepts of Satanism, which isn’t worshiping the Devil. Just like I’m equally intrigued by Buddhism. I don’t consider myself a spiritual person.

ISP: What is it about Satanism that intrigues you?

SS: It begins with Atheism. And it’s based on worship of The Self, and enjoying life, and not feeling guilty about the pleasures that life has to offer. And giving respect to people because they deserve it…not because they’re an authoritative figure. I’m not a master of the subject, but I’ve done my research.

ISP: How come you don’t do boys in your movies?

SS: I feel differently towards men than women. When I have sex with a man, I want it to be based on some sort of attraction — whether it be mental or emotional stimulation. But, with women, I could have sex with 100 of them a day and not feel anything else about it…except happy. It’s just different. I don’t know. I just can’t do dick for the sake of dick.

ISP: But isn’t porn just a job?

SS: Not for me! I could do anything that’s a job…but this is something…I don’t know. With women, I can make a passionate, intense, quality performance. Good stuff that you’d want to see on camera. A performance I can be proud of. So it’s more than just a job. It’s something I feel strongly about. If I was doing boys, you’d see my disinterest.

ISP: Are you a lesbian?

SS: No! I wish.

ISP: Why?

SS: Because —

ISP: (I look down and notice Sinn has her hand down her pants). Are you playing with yourself?

SS: I’m scratching my pubes.

ISP: You’re not 100% shaved?

SS: Only the important parts…but I appreciate pubic hair. As far as relationships go, I feel the need to be with a man. I’m attracted to men, but more on an emotional level. Not so much physically. If a man stimulates my mind, it’s not important at all what he looks like to me.

ISP: How does Audrey Elson’s pussy taste?

SS: Pussy all tastes the same to me. It tastes like pussy. She’s great though! Now that I know her more, I wish I could work with her again. Demi The Demoness was a fun movie!

ISP: You strip, too?

SS: Yea, I’m a dancer.

ISP: Does stripping make you hate men?

SS: No! Absolutely not. I don’t know if you want to put this in the interview, but I’ve always kept journals, and since I was like 14 I knew I wanted to dance and appear in adult movies. Last night I was reading an entry from when I was 18 (Sinn’s almost 25 now) and I hadn’t started in the industry yet…but it was interesting to see the attitude I had towards the industry is the same as I do now…six years later.

ISP: Are you educated?

SS: I’m a pretty smart person. I graduated high school. I was in honors classes. Honors English. My parents were teachers. But I didn’t go to college.

ISP: So what’s your damage?

SS: I have none. My parents are still married. I was raised upper-middle class. I had pretty much what I wanted. I was depressed in high school, but to know I wanted to do this since 13 means this is who I am. I don’t feel bad about about it, and I don’t feel that I should. I just…I embraced my sexuality at a young age, and, eh…this is who I am. I’m an exhibitionist and a performer and a sexual person and there’s nothing wrong with it and I’m happy. I believe porn makes people happy, and I feel that way about stripping, too.

ISP: So I’m not exploiting you today?

SS: Oh, hell no. This is my decision. How am I being exploited by being fully aware of what I’m doing. I made the decision to come here and take my clothes off. I’m in control. I have the power. I realized the power I had in my sexuality, so if anyone is being degraded — or exploited — it’s the people who need to pay for it. If anything, the men who buy porn are being exploited, not the people who make money doing it.

ISP: Anything you wanna plug?

SS: My new site is Spank Sinn. It’s all about girl-girl erotic spanking. Not no much punishment as spanking. Can you also mention mySpace?

ISP: Would you be my friend?

SS: Yes! Of course!

ISP: Good. I dunno what I’d do without my mySpace pals. Oh…and I’ve been a very bad boy today. Would you spank me?

SS: If you had a vagina.

Sinn Sage

Kim Jong II — He Dead.

Kim Jong Southpark picture

OK — how creepy is it that Kim Jong’s been dead for a couple years now, and the North Korean government is marching lil’ Kim Jong body doubles around in an attempt to fool everyone?

It’s even better that since he’s died, world leaders willing to meet with “Kim Jong” have been cutting deals with an impostor.

I guess Kim Jong always worried about getting whacked, so he hired some dudes that looked like him (don’t all North Koreans look alike anyway?!) and, in some cases, had the body doubles undergo plastic surgery in order to better resemble His Highness.

And just when people think he’s really dead, the North Korean government marches one of their Kim Jongs on stage to quell the masses.

I’ve always wanted a body double, and now I think I’m gonna hire one and march him around much the same way. Thank you for your inspiration, Kim Jong II!

Just think! I could just stay home while “Billy” shoots for Blacks on Blondes and Manojob and Eat Some Ass and The Dick Suckers. Better yet, no more traffic hassles or crowded places to deal with…just send “Billy” out to take care of all my silly errands!

And it’s perfect for those risky gloryhole scenes, too. No more worries about getting busted by the cops — that’s “Billy’s” problem now!!

Rumors abound, too, about Kim’s very favorite movies…which happen to be (surprise!) dirty ones. So, in addition to his complete “Desperate Housewives” library and his collection of 20,000+ mainstream (Western) movies, Kim’s got a whole bunch o’ porn, too.

I wonder how that worked when he was alive? When I jerked to porn, I was kinda embarrassed when I went to the video store and handed the clerk all the stuff that made my Freak Flag fly. What did Kim do? As his Secretary of Defense to order the dirty movies in his name? Was there a person who didn’t exist in his cabinet, and all the porn was bought in his name?

Oh — now that he’s dead, I should say Kim Jong had a huge porn collection. I wonder if The Powers To Be let Kim’s body doubles jerk to porn?

The Horth Whithperer

Midgets

DN The Hater writes:

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, “How will I recognize him?”

“That’s easy; he’s a midget with a speech impediment.”

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse.

“A female horth.”

So he shows him a prized filly.

“Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth”?

So the guy picks up th e midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.

“Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth”?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.

“Nith earth. Can I see her mouf?”

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.

“Nith mouf. Can I see her twot?”

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget’s head as far as he can up the horse’s vagina, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up sputtering and coughing.

“Perhaps I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound awiddlebit?”

She’s A Smart One.

JIM KUHNHENN, of the Associated Press, calls them out:

PALIN: “I have protected the taxpayers by vetoing wasteful spending … and championed reform to end the abuses of earmark spending by Congress. I told the Congress ‘thanks but no thanks’ for that Bridge to Nowhere.”

THE FACTS: As mayor of Wasilla, Palin hired a lobbyist and traveled to Washington annually to support earmarks for the town totaling $27 million. In her two years as governor, Alaska has requested nearly $750 million in special federal spending, by far the largest per-capita request in the nation. While Palin notes she rejected plans to build a $398 million bridge from Ketchikan to an island with 50 residents and an airport, that opposition came only after the plan was ridiculed nationally as a “bridge to nowhere.”

PALIN: “There is much to like and admire about our opponent. But listening to him speak, it’s easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or reform — not even in the state senate.”

THE FACTS: Compared to McCain and his two decades in the Senate, Obama does have a more meager record. But he has worked with Republicans to pass legislation that expanded efforts to intercept illegal shipments of weapons of mass destruction and to help destroy conventional weapons stockpiles. The legislation became law last year. To demean that accomplishment would be to also demean the work of Republican Sen. Richard Lugar of Indiana, a respected foreign policy voice in the Senate. In Illinois, he was the leader on two big, contentious measures in Illinois: studying racial profiling by police and requiring recordings of interrogations in potential death penalty cases. He also successfully co-sponsored major ethics reform legislation.

PALIN: “The Democratic nominee for president supports plans to raise income taxes, raise payroll taxes, raise investment income taxes, raise the death tax, raise business taxes, and increase the tax burden on the American people by hundreds of billions of dollars.”

THE FACTS: The Tax Policy Center, a think tank run jointly by the Brookings Institution and the Urban Institute, concluded that Obama’s plan would increase after-tax income for middle-income taxpayers by about 5 percent by 2012, or nearly $2,200 annually. McCain’s plan, which cuts taxes across all income levels, would raise after tax-income for middle-income taxpayers by 3 percent, the center concluded.

Obama would provide $80 billion in tax breaks, mainly for poor workers and the elderly, including tripling the Earned Income Tax Credit for minimum-wage workers and higher credits for larger families.

He also would raise income taxes, capital gains and dividend taxes on the wealthiest. He would raise payroll taxes on taxpayers with incomes above $250,000, and he would raise corporate taxes. Small businesses that make more than $250,000 a year would see taxes rise.

MCCAIN: “She’s been governor of our largest state, in charge of 20 percent of America’s energy supply … She’s responsible for 20 percent of the nation’s energy supply. I’m entertained by the comparison and I hope we can keep making that comparison that running a political campaign is somehow comparable to being the executive of the largest state in America,” he said in an interview with ABC News’ Charles Gibson.

THE FACTS: McCain’s phrasing exaggerates both claims. Palin is governor of a state that ranks second nationally in crude oil production, but she’s no more “responsible” for that resource than President Bush was when he was governor of Texas, another oil-producing state. In fact, her primary power is the ability to tax oil, which she did in concert with the Alaska Legislature. And where Alaska is the largest state in America, McCain could as easily have called it the 47th largest state — by population.

MCCAIN: “She’s the commander of the Alaska National Guard. … She has been in charge, and she has had national security as one of her primary responsibilities,” he said on ABC.

THE FACTS: While governors are in charge of their state guard units, that authority ends whenever those units are called to actual military service. When guard units are deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan, for example, they assume those duties under “federal status,” which means they report to the Defense Department, not their governors. Alaska’s national guard units have a total of about 4,200 personnel, among the smallest of state guard organizations.

FORMER ARKANSAS GOV. MIKE HUCKABEE: Palin “got more votes running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska than Joe Biden got running for president of the United States.”

THE FACTS: A whopper. Palin got 616 votes in the 1996 mayor’s election, and got 909 in her 1999 re-election race, for a total of 1,525. Biden dropped out of the race after the Iowa caucuses, but he still got 76,165 votes in 23 states and the District of Columbia where he was on the ballot during the 2008 presidential primaries.

FORMER MASSACHUSETTS GOV. MITT ROMNEY: “We need change, all right — change from a liberal Washington to a conservative Washington! We have a prescription for every American who wants change in Washington — throw out the big-government liberals, and elect John McCain and Sarah Palin.”

THE FACTS: A Back-to-the-Future moment. George W. Bush, a conservative Republican, has been president for nearly eight years. And until last year, Republicans controlled Congress. Only since January 2007 have Democrats have been in charge of the House and Senate.

Poor Amy.

Amy Winehouse

It seems like just the other day.

I was alone in my Porno Loft, working at the editing bay on a Manojob scene, when I first heard “Rehab”, and I liked that song so much I quit working on the Alexia Sky hand job movie and started blogging.

Early March, 2007.

Sirius Radio, channel 26.

“Rehab”.

But, like all new stuff, the shine eventually starts to fade, and, while I still like Amy Winehouse, well…she’s a mess. Complete and utter.

But I still love that song.

And I just read she might be brain damaged from all the dope. Well, they’re saying she may be brain damaged “after a 36 hour marijuana marathon”. She also flopped around like a fish a few nights ago, “like a scene from ‘The Exorcist.'”

(Wouldn’t it have been a laffer if, right after she spewed some pea soup during her seizure, she launched into “Rehab” — but in the Devil’s voice instead of her own — and then laughed really hard and marched out of the Emergency Room?)

This is absurd, of course. I mean about her most recent drug overdose. I don’t know why they’re mentioning the weed when they say, in the very same paragraph, she also “binged” on crystal meth.

What a joke. Weed? I don’t care if you smoke all the weed in Humbolt County…if anything fucks your brains up, it’s meth.

Weed just makes you wanna eat Oreos with an ice cold glass of skim milk, right? Even if it is in “inhuman” amounts.

Anyways, a few days after I confessed my love for Amy Winehouse, Spaceland announced a show, and as soon as I heard that, I called Faceblaster, who has an in at Spaceland, and asked for two tickets.

Which I got.

Which Winehouse canceled soon thereafter.

I was crushed. Well, not really crushed, but bummed. Kinda.

How great would it have been to catch Winehouse is a 200 seat venue? When she was still on the edge of her cliff, and hadn’t fallen yet?

I kept those tickets, though. I coulda bought them to Space Land and got my 30 clams back, but the collector in me kept them….just in case.

Just in case someday they may be worth more than the 30 bucks I shelled out for them.

David Duchovny Loves My Blog.

Happy Borthday ISP

Well, I can’t really say that. I have no idea if Mr. Duchovny reads I Shoot Porn. But I’m sure you know he’s checked himself into rehab for his “addiction to sex”.

Specifically porn addiction.

Specifically an online porn addiction.

I was never an X-Files fan. Never watched a single episode.

I’m not a Californication fan. Never watched a single episode.

From what I’ve read, he plays an oversexed writer on Californication.

Art imitating life.

Life imitates art.

But wait a sec…porn isn’t art!

Never was, never can be…and the poor saps who continue to fight me on this will never figure it out: if said object (in this case, film) was created with the sole purpose of making a dude take his ween out of his chones and pull it hard til it erupts, then it ain’t art.

But I digress.

I was listening to Howard Stern when I first learned Mr. Duchovny likes to beat his meat to online adult entertainment. I didn’t know his wife — Téa Leoni — nor did I know she was super hot, but that makes sense…on two fronts: gay or straight, successful actors marry hot chicks, and then they learn: no matter how good the pussy is at home (or even how good it looks, cause I’m thinking the hotter a chick looks, the worse she is in the sac), you eventually tire of it, right?

If you don’t believe what I said, just ask Hugh Grant.

Or, if you’re married, just ask yourself.

Oh! And it works both ways, too — no matter how good the dick is, you eventually tire of it, right?

No Way Am I Gay.

Even Ms. Leoni admits this. In an Elle interview, she says, “Men are like bulls….They gotta get the new cow.” And then she said, in the same interview, “Maybe you’ve got to get the bull after he’s had a lot of cows, so you might just be the last new one.”

Now she knows, the show ain’t over for this Bull. Unless, of course, it’s “OK” for a dude to beat off to porn. Meaning that it’s part of the green light in their relationship. Something like, you can look at porn, but that’s it. No going to strip joints!

I know a couple where it’s “OK” for Dude to get blown (and only blown) — as long as he doesn’t get her phone number.

I know a couple where it’s “OK” for Wifey to fuck — as long as Hubby gets to watch.

I know a couple where Dude keeps new clothes hidden in his trunk, so when he leaves to go out on “Buddy Night”, he’s dressed in a particular outfit his wife (obviously) recognizes, then when he gets to the strip joint, he changes into New Outfit (usually purchased at Target), then enjoys all the $20 lap dances he can afford…and then, before he leaves to return to Wifey, he takes those clothes off and tosses them into Strip Joint Dumpster.

He reasoned with me that Wifey had the ability to “smell” the strippers on him.

I countered with, “then find a Goodwill drop box for those clothes, you fucking dope!”

Isn’t porn is the safest way to cheat on your significant other? This is why my profession is so important in our modern society; porn is doing its part in saving a crumbling institution.

Hence, I am more important that John McCain…but not as much as Barak Obama.

Howard Stern said being addicted to sex is a lot like being addicted to champagne, and I agree.

Artie Lange said something like, “so, in other words, he’s [David Duchovny] just being a dude!”

Exactly.

I heard a rumor that Duchovny was male talent once. In a dirty movie. I Googled this, but after about page 4 I gave up. Nothing in the Rumor Mill about Duchovny as male talent, but if he was in a skin flick, I wonder if David managed to keep wood ok? Was it an anal scene? Maybe a DP! How did Ducovny’s pop shot end up? Was it big and messy? Did he manage to blow it all over Porn Whore’s pretty, pretty face? And what was his stage name?

If he managed to hold wood and deliver a good pop, then he pulled off a great scene…but only if Porn Whore managed to show all of her discomfort, distress, and disdain for that big, messy, face full of X-Filescalifornication cum.

Right?

Super Fun mySpace Messages: “you need to concentrate more on the emotional distress of your employees!”

The Minion

Oh, the invention that is mySpace!

The greatest social networking device ever invented. Perhaps it even transcends social networking! Maybe it’s almost as good as fire, the wheel, the printing press, and porno…right?

From its Wikipedia article: “MySpace is a popular social networking website offering an interactive, user-submitted network of friends, personal profiles, blogs, groups, photos, music and videos for teenagers and adults internationally. Its headquarters are in Beverly Hills, California, USA, where it shares an office building with its immediate owner, Fox Interactive Media; which is owned by News Corporation, which has its headquarters in New York City. Since June 2006, MySpace has been the most popular social networking site in the United States.”

Wikipedia, please hire an editor!

Anyways, one of the very best things about mySpace is it allows fans immediate contact with their obsessions; people who, in the past, didn’t have immediate access. Oh sure, you could write them a letter, toss a stamp on it, and hope for the best.

From mainstream actors and musicians to wanna-be’s (and everything else in between) mySpace has it all! And it’s created a whole new way for creeps to contact their very favorite porn whores…as well as their very favorite directors.

But you know this already, right?

insterburg myspaces me:

Just spent an hour trying to find and email address so I could reply to some of the stuff you posted on your blog.

I know you must get sick of folks telling you they could do better – but like most pornographers – I think you miss the point of porn.

You’re right about it being ‘jack of stuff’ for sure, but maybe its because you’re in the porn business and pretty jaded you forget what regular guys want to jack off to.

Porn is visual prostitution.

And the fantasy the guys want is the ‘the Virgin whore’ Innocence degraded.

So when you say you were pissed with Jenni Lee trying to avoid a facial – that’s what everyone wants to see. Her emotions – not the facial, which is the same as 10’s of thousands of others.

And why do American pornographers always have the girls naked – that’s crazy, as soon at they take their clothes out they become common whores.

A few porns shoots and they get their emotions under control and you get the plastic, wooden, whore smile. You only get 2 or 3 chances to capture the transition from nice girl to whore – and the pornography business seems to miss it every time, doesn’t even see it as a marketable commodity (as with Jenni Lee)

The girls are just meat in the sandwich to you folks, when to the regular guys they are a vehicle for working out thier fantasies.

I want to know she is reluctant, has to be persuaded. . . .

I don’t want to shove my cock into a face that has obviously done a 1,000 BJ’s, I want someone that is clumsy and awkard and embarrased.

And even if I want the girl to have done a 1,000’s BJ, I want her to look like a expensive whore – not a cheap one I can pick up on a street corner (European Porn has grasped this one)

I suppose its all driven by commercial pressures, but it would really good if you guys concentrated on the emotions involved and not the physical mechanics.

Ok – rant finished.

Oh, if it was that easy, for insterburg’s rants had only just begun:

Message #2, received immediately after the first:

You’re obviously a pretty bright guy. . . .so I’ll tell you something that might help you figure out what is going on inside your head (and something surely is from your posts)

30 years ago, when I was 19, I worked for six months as an Autopsy room technician (needless to say I needed the money) I’d worked as Psychiatric Nurse, was familiar with lots of nasty stuff, corpses, guys eating their own shit, so I was under the illusion that I could handle it.

Well the reality is no more like Quincy that Pretty Woman is like street prostitution.

The first few times I did an autopsy I wept all the way through – with the guys laughing at me (to help me dissassociate from it) with jokes like ‘you’re not putting your heart into it – and throwing one across the table at me.

It’s an extreme experience in both the physical and emotional sense. Ever sliced up a 17 year old girl (and yes when you do react to the nude naked body, and its not somewhere you want go) then gone through her to her parents and explained hospital proceedures and how to register a death.

Every part of you is screaming no, but your cool and pretty much in control of yourself, much like a porn actress or director.

Eventually you get as detached from death and horror as folks in the porn industry do from sex. It took me a good 10 years to recover. I remember once watching a 4 year old kid (I had children about the same age) get run down by a Railway Locomotive, bits and splatter everywhere, and everyone around pukeing, crying, screaming and me thinking ‘whats the big deal here’

It was only during that incident that I realised how damaged I had been. At the time I had thought I was pretty much on top of things, its only when you move away that you realise how ghastly what you are doing is.

And then, right after his #2, I got message #3:

And now I’m beginning to get really boring (I expect the six pack has something to do with it). .. and the Aberlour Single Malt.

Once you’ve managed the emotional control thing – you become a totally different person. It’s similar to a combat experience (I was in the National Guard (TA) during the Falklands).

The Scottish National Memorial sums it up.

“If it be life that waits, I shall live forever unconquered. If death, I shall die at last, strong in my pride and free.”

I’m the kind of guy that once he decided to beat you to death – would do it. I’ve dealt with some seriously dangerous people in my life. I’ve never had much problem communicating my attitude and avoided violence because of that.

I’m not an aggressive person – it revolts me – I am potentially lethal.

Again, all the posturing, the emotions in an aggressive stand off have never done much for me. Why bother? The logical mind comes down to ‘Are you physical threat or are you not’ ‘Am I going to get stressed over you or am I not’

This is garbage. . . . too much drink. . .

Here comes #4 — again, right after #3!

Ok so I am getting really boring now. . . .

In a sense, your problem is that you are like the porn actors you employ both male and female, you’ve managed to switch off from what you are doing.

As a way of coping you’ve reduced it to a mechanical activity.

The turn on for folks outside the porn industry are the emotions – not the sex. I mean, where is the turn on in a cock going into a vagina??

It’s the girls facial expressions that are the turn on.

If you want to be a better pornographer, you need to concentrate more on the emotional distress of your employees. . . . .

The ultimate turn on is of course getting the girl to orgasm under someone that revolts her. . . .

It’s a turn on because she can’t help herself, its the ultimate in femininity.

It’s one of the sad things about modern porn – you never see the red V across a girls chest. . .
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Wow!

That’s some social networking!

I have all sorts of things to say about this, but I think a Porn Whore pal o’ mine summed it up best:

“I am positive that this guy is a potential serial killer. I’m not even remotely joking. This guy is damaged. He wants to see the emotional pain of an 18 year old that doesn’t really want to be there in the first place? Sick FUCK! And I can say that, because I have tiptoed close to that kind of sickness in my own mind and got the fuck out of there when I had the chance. This guy committed to it, bought a condo, and set up shop on Creepy Bay.

I’ll bet this guy hates women, had an overbearing single mother, was never able to get the girl that he wanted….fuck, okay, this is the guy that keeps a woman in a pit in his basement, lowering things to her in a basket: It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again!