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Super fun e-mails.

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Spring Thomas

e writes:

Billy,

What in the world is a BCS?

Thanks,

e

Dear e,

“BCS” is an acronym for “Black Cock Slut”, a term that’s only popped up recently…due to the ever-growing popularity of interracial sex movies. Quite honestly, I really don’t get it…and yet, at the same time, I do.

Let me explain.

This whole myth that black guys have bigger dicks is just that – a myth. I don’t care what anyone says about this. It’s true. Trust me, I’ve seen my share of black dicks. And I know how easy it is to call me a jealous, small-dicked whiteboy; however, I’m basing what I know on what I’ve seen. I mean I could go on and on about how many interracial scenes I’ve shot, and how I shot a whole slew of amateur blacks guys that all fell into the 5-to-7 inch dick size, and that really, if you look closely, you’ll see the same huge-donged black dudes (Boz, Shane Diesel, Mandingo, and Jack Napier, for the most part) in almost every big-dicked interracial flick out there.

But I won’t.

Instead, let’s talk about what Wesley Pipes told Spring Thomas and me last weekend during the scene we shot: “I love white girls cause they never say no to a black man!”

I thought about it for a second, and Spring giggled, and I nodded in agreement.

That about sums up “BCS”. And it’s true, too. An example? How’s this: I asked Spring at the beginning of her scene for a little A.

A “little A” means some anal sex, something Spring Thomas claims to hate. She snapped “NO!” when I asked her, and I said fine, no problem.

What do you think she told Wesley Pipes when he asked for the ass, not even a half-hour after he made his statement about white girls never saying no? Do you think, e, Spring snapped “NO!” at Mister Pipes, like she did to me?

Or maybe, do you think Spring, like the true BCS she is, hoisted her fanny up in the air, spread her legs wide, and gave Wes an all-acess pass?

I’ll let you answer whenever you feel like it.

So maybe a better way to define BCS is the way Wesley did: a BCS is a white girl that can never say no to a black man.

Hope this helps!

Your pal, Billy.

Jayma Reed, my life, random raves, stories from porno land (some amusing, some not)

My New Gal? (Part 2).

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Jayma Reed

She called me the next day, after the Brandon Iron fiasco. I won’t go into our conversation here, cause sometimes things need to be personal, even on an internet porno blog…but she was scheduled for a shoot in a few hours, at Nicky Milo’s studio right down the hall. She was shooting a lesbo thing with Jacky Joy, her porno pal, and we agreed to go out afterward; I’d take them both out to dinner.

Nicky did his thing, and I did my thing, and at the end of the day, we were together and heading out to Santa Monica. That’s about the time J. Sinn showed up. J. Sinn is male talent, and he also works at Shane’s World as a production manager. He’s kinda out of a place to stay right now, so he crashes at the studio, in our Green Room. J’s a cool cat, and to top it off, his big sister is Bella Donna.

I love Bella Donna.

It’s funny, cause back at Dogfart’s secret mansion on the top of the hill, Bella seemed to be around a lot. She’s the one who introduced me to Boo D. Licious. She’s the one who introduced me to Nacho Vidal. I watched Bella piss all over Austin O’Reilly, once. Or maybe Austin pee-pee’d all over Bella. She’s also the one who shot the most extreme anal scene I’ve ever witnessed…so extreme, it was never shown publically. She’s the one Diane Sawyer fucked with on 20/20, and Bella held her own.

That’s cause Bella’s bad to the bone.

J. Sinn. Bella Donna’s baby bro. In the porno business. We had booked him for an Eat Some Ass scene, and now he’s in tow, bringing up the rear of our porno gang – and he’s Jacky Joy’s “date”.

No one’s been to Santa Monica – except me – so we’re off, and on the way, somewhere near the 405 and the 10, J. Sinn and my gal discover they’re both Mormons. I could blog and blog and blog about that kooky group of Christians who call themselves The Church of Latter Day Saints, but I’ll save that for later.

And at the dinner table, those two hit it off like champs. A real bond. The Mormon brethren were at it, recollecting their days in Utah, and having a blast. I was too, really, cause she was running her finger up and down my leg under the table, and we held hands walking down the Promenade, and listening to two Porno Mormons comparing notes over dinner is a very interesting conversation – trust me.

Did I mention the whole time Jacky Joy sent text messages to God-knows-Who? I bet that Dirty Pirate Hooker sent 200 messages by the time I paid the bill.

Afterward, the four of us walked the Santa Monica pier; we were hand-in-hand, me and her, and that’s all I really remember. We walked in the sand, too, and the girls ran in the surf, and Jacky lost her phone, and me and J Sinn talked shop, and all-in-all the night was a very good thing.

Here’s the weird part, and I might as well get it over with now: I’ve got this weirdo thing going on with my sexuality right now; specifically, I think it would be kinda hot to have a slutty girlfriend who did naughty things with guys and girls while I watched. Oh sure, it’s normal to wanna watch your gal – or your wife – lez off with another chick…but bringing a dood into the game is weird, and I’ll be the first to admit it. Five years ago, I woulda knocked a dood out if he made a pass at my chick; now, I find it kinda hot.

There’s something wrong with me.

OK – now that I got that off my chest, I might as well talk about losing the car, and looking all over for it, and that’s when J Sinn was flirting heavily with both girls, and he kept saying, over and over, his dick was hard…which made the girls giggle. And Jacky wasn’t paying much attention to him, but I knew my date was, and things were about to get really crazy.

There’s something very wrong with me.

Mandingo and Zoe

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More Porn Stats – Cause They’re Fun!

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Mandingo and Zoe

So you know I’m all into my traffic stats, especially when it comes to the numbers generated from search engine traffic. When I talk about “traffic”, I’m talking about you. You’re a “hit”. If you’re coming here for the first time, internet pros call you a “unique hit”. If you went into your browser and typed in “www.ishootporn.com” you’re referred to as a “type-in” and that’s a good thing. If you went to Google, or Yahoo, or MSN, or whatever search engine you pefer, you’re called “search engine traffic”.

Today, let’s take a look at search engine traffic; specifically, what the surfer (you) is typing into Google and showing up at I Shoot Porn; and to be even more specific, the top ten porno girls’ names typed into a search engine. Just remember one thing – these are girls I’ve blogged about, and, for the most part, fairly recently. If I didn’t blog her, her name ain’t showing up. And for the girls showing up on the list, well, explaining exactly how they got there isn’t simple. I’ll admit that traffic traffic mystifies me, too…and I could bore you to death with details about how search engines work (and I don’t know it all, trust me), but I’ll skip that and get to the good stuff:

Coming in at the #10 spot is Riley Mason. How many times can I write about Riley? How many times can I tell you how much I like her? How many times do I need to remind you she’s an indie rock godess extrodinaire? How many times…

Number 9 is Julia Bond. Julia’s been on a bit of a hiatus lately. She’s really not doing much b/g work, either. She’s kinda laying low while she works on her site. I don’t blame her at all.

ISP’s number 8 search engine girl is Ashley Blue: Funny thing is I’ve only shot her once, and I really didn’t shoot her, per se…I was still second camera then, back in the day at Dogfart’s Secret Mansion. I’ve seen her a few times since: at Sophia’s brithday party a couple years ago, and every time I’ve gone to AVN’s. She’s on the DL now…really, I have no idea what’s she’s up to.

Brandy Talore comes in at 7. And I’ve never shot her! I just interviewed her once, when she was shooting in the same building I shoot in.

Number 6? Nicole Parks! I got to shoot Nicole a few times, and we kinda became friends. She needed some help on her site, and we talked about just hanging out, and then, one day, she just vanished. No one’s seen her since.

Hillary Scott is number 5. I wish I could show you some free movies from the two times I shot Hillary…but alas, I cannot. I shot her for Blacks On Blondes. I blogged her once, too.

4th place girl is Serena Taylor. Ah, Serena! Now-you-see-her-now-you-don’t. I wish she’d come back. She’s fuckin’ hot, if you ask me.

3rd goes to Jasmine Tame. I’ve blogged a lot about Jasmine. Probably as much as any porno chick. And for good reason. Here’s some new movies from her scene I shot for Blacks On Blondes.

A surprising second is Kaci Starr. Kaci’s super cool. We’re pals. There’s something about her girl-next-door look, combined with her girl-you’d-never-ever-suspect-would-do-a-porno-look (which is kinda the same as a girl-next-door look, I suppose) as well as her nice midwest-corn-fed look (and no, I’m not saying she’s “fat”) makes her another on my long list of favorites.

An even bigger surprise is the top ranked search engine girl – Alexa Lynn. After her Blacks on Blondes scene, Alexa, myself, and my actor pal went and grubbed on some Thai food. Here’s that entry. There’s another pic of sweet Alexa on the top of today’s entry, too.

Honorable mentions go to:
Chelci Fox
Mia Bang
Cherry Poppens
Nadia Synn (with a hot pic of her below…and if you’re wondering why you’re not seeing more of her, well…she got into a little fender bender, and she’ll be back soon.)
and Leili Yang.

And finally, a word on Spring Thomas … I didn’t take the time, but if I put “Spring Thomas” with all the terms people seem to combine her with, like “Spring Thomas and Mandingo” or “Spring Thomas Porn Star” or “Spring Thomas interracial” she’d be way up on the list.

Just FYI, Spring hun. Now get back to your new boyfriend. Before he gets upset with you.

Nadia Synn

Jayma Reed, my life, stories from porno land (some amusing, some not)

My New Gal? (Part 1).

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Jayma Reed

It’s tough being in the porno biz and maintaining any sort of “normal” relationship. Let’s face it: it’s tough being alive today and maintaining any sort of “normal” relationship. Add porno into the mix, and you’re doomed. At least that’s been my experience.

It’s a catch-22, really. “Normal” girls – the ones outside my business – will have nothing to do with a porno dude, whether or not he’s in front of (or behind) the camera. Trust me, I know. Even the ones who are really into sex draw the line when you admit you make a living from porn.

And porn girls? They’re so fucking crazy anyone would have to be crazier to date one of them.

So, for what seems like forever, I’ve been single. And before forever, I spent 6 months in a long-distance relationship with G that was nothing more than arguing over the phone whenever I was in LA working; and to complicate this, G had moved away two years earlier, after a nasty break-up.

And in between the time G moved away and we got back together with our long-distance shit, I spent a year living with S. She would scream at me whenever I was in LA working. My fondest memories of with S were the 2 am phone calls, after she had “found” me surfing one of my sites, then wake me up from a sound sleep, weeping:

that’s you fucking that whore Ice LaFox …you can’t fool me!

no Honey Bunny, that’s Jeremy Steele.

that’s you fucking that whore Fiona Cheeks …you can’t fool me!

no my Love, I told you already, I don’t fuck these girls. Fionna jacked me off as part of the scenario. That’s not sex! Anyway, an Aussie guy whose name I can’t remember is banging her, and if it would make you happy I’ll find his model release and show it to you.

that’s you fucking that whore Chloe Dior …you can’t fool me!

no Sweetie Pie, that’s Tyler Durden…please look closely…he’s got a Big Porn Star dick and I’ve got an Average Joe dick.

that’s you fucking that whore Sally Rodeo …you can’t fool me!

no Pookie, that’s Trevor, look closely at his face…does he really look like me?

And honestly, I don’t blame G or S. Not one bit. I wouldn’t have tolerated me, either.

Being single isn’t a bad thing; in fact, most of the time I love it. There’s nights I feel a bit lonely, and it’s those times it would be nice just laying next to someone, talking about whatever there is to talk about. Or just laying there and holding someone. Or, God forbid, doing both! I guess what I’m trying to say is maybe I’m ready to have a girlfriend.

Who knows.

I shot a girl last month who, on the surface, is about as even-keeled as anyone I’ve met in this business. I shot her again a few days later; and then, on my last trip to LA, I shot her one more time. She’s not a typical porno girl: she’s not into getting high; there’s no suitcase pimp following her around; and probably the best part…she’s got an IQ that actually registers in the triple digits.

After sleeping on it for a few days, I put the word in to her agent. I also flirted with her the best I could, and I asked for her number, and I smiled whenever I was around her cause that’s the way she makes me feel…especially when she handed me a little piece of paper with her number scribbled on it.

I used to hate text messages, but I see now there’s a place for them, so our first round of vollies comes in that form – let’s hang out – OK! šŸ™‚ – let’s have dinner – OK!! šŸ™‚ and bladda bladda blah.

Next up: a late-night phone call that lasted almost 90 minutes. I haven’t talked on the phone to any one person that long since 1992.

During our concersation, we planned some time to hang out; and when that time came, I called her to confirm, and she sounded excited. Of course I’m excited. And less than 10 minutes later my phone rings, and it’s her.

Sore throat. Really bad. Hurts something awful. My agent has to take me to Emergency Care. I can’t swallow. It shouldn’t take long…wanna try for later tonight?

I bite my lip and tell her sure thing. Then I remind her how long it takes to get anything done in Emergency Care, and maybe it would be best to reschedule. She agreed.

I’m also a bit curious as to what transpired in the 10 minutes she went from being excited about Hanging Out Time to Emergency Room Time, and I started to think this is what you get for asking a porno girl out on a date…and then I realized my pal Jimmy Hat had just spent the whole day with her. I mean that very day. Shot her for hours.

Of course I call him to see what’s up, and sure enough, she never once mentioned anything to Jimmy about a sore throat. Not a thing. In fact, she left his place with a slice of pizza and a smile on her face. Jimmy ended my call with something like, “dude, what the fuck are you thinking about asking a porno whore out on a date? Why don’t you just pay for a POV or something?”

“I have a feeling this girl is different…I dunno.”

“Dude, you’re on crack. If you need a friend, come have dinner with me.”

So I did. Cause I did.

As I’m leaving to meet up with Jimmy, I get an apologetic text message, with a reassurance she really did want to have dinner…and can we try again?

We set a time for the Wednesday night – around 7.30.

So why not fast forward to Wednesday night, 7.30? Cause at that time I’m over at Chico Wang’s with The Minion, and Chico, and Hung Lo, just talking shop. But I’m not really all there, cause I’m waiting for a phone call from a girl. She’s on set, doing a BJ scene, and trust me, if someone would have told me a year ago I’d be waiting on a girl to finish up blowing a dude before I took her on a date, well…I’d have punched their teeth loose.

Anyways, I’m waiting on my date to finish blowing a dude before I take her out.

Soon it’s 8, and then it’s 8.30, and I’m being patient while The Minion shows me clips from ECW (when it was good) but I’m really not paying much attention cause Iā€™m waiting for a phone call from a girl.

At 9 my phone rings.

Turns out my date is on her way to Brandon Iron’s for another scene. To blow more dudes. I want to ask her about our 7.30 gig, but I don’t; again, I bite my lip and hang up just as Sabu takes out whoever it is he’s wrestling.

The Minion smiles.

I frown.

Then I think fuck this…I’m all done. This is all done. Done before it even got a chance to start.

If it was only that easy.

Interview with a Pornstar

Interview with a Porn Star (#17) — Candice Cox

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Candice Cox

I Shoot Porn: So this is your very first sex scene ever. The first. For real. How are you feeling right now?

Candice Cox: Great.

ISP: Care to elaborate?

CC: Nervous. I’m about to get fucked by two black guys.

ISP: Have you ever done a black guy in your private life?

CC: Yes. But he wasn’t big. So it didn’t count. Nope.

ISP: Can you imagine being a black guy with a small dick in today’s society? That would be tough, cause if you’re black, people just assume you’ve got a big ol’ dong. Then, when it comes time to whip it out, you disappoint all the girlies.

CC: Yea, and with Japanese people, they have small dicks. I wonder if I get to fuck a Japanese person, or a Chinese person, in this business. In fact, that will be my goal before I leave. To bang an Asian.

ISP: There’s not a lot of Asian porn stars. My pal Chico Wang knows one. Anyways, leave to go where?

CC: To Japan. I’m going from LA straight to Japan. To visit my ex-boyfriend.

ISP: Does he have any idea you’re doing porn?

CC: I’ll tell him that when I get my new phone. I dropped my old one in water, so it doesn’t work.

ISP: What do you think he’s gonna do when you he finds out?

CC: He might like it. But he’ll be pissed cause I lied to him. I asked him once that if I ever did porn, would it be considered cheating? He thought it wouldn’t be cheating, and he said it was OK if I did it. Cause he says he got offered to do porn, but I know that’s a lie cause he’s got a small dick.

ISP: Which all makes sense. Where are you from?

CC: Boston.

ISP: Go Sox!

CC: Go Sox! Jeter sucks. They’re gonna kill the Yankees, that’s for sure.

ISP: How old are you? How tall? How much do you weigh? How big are your tits?

CC: I’m 19, I’m 5’6″, 120, and I’ve got small boobs. 34A’s, I think. I just don’t know about all this make-up all over my face. I feel like a tramp…like a crossdresser. A drag queen.

ISP: You’re no tramp, my love. Let me see your ba-gina.

CC: (Shows the pussy)

ISP: Crossdressers have dicks. You have a pussy, shaved bald, and looking very sweet.

CC: Um, I have no response to that.

ISP: I just took you to a Gloryhole. It was your very first scene ever on film, even though it’s not really considered a “sex scene” cause it’s just a BJ. How did you feel when I made you suck the stranger’s cum up out of your hands over and over?

CC: Like I wanted to throw up. Just please, for my Blacks On Blondes scene, don’t make me do it as many times as you did before.

ISP: No problemo. Do your folks or any of your friends know you do porn?

CC: My friend Adam does, that’s it.

ISP: What do people think you’re doing right now in LA?

CC: Regular modeling. Cause I did that when I was little. But now I don’t have the height for it.

ISP: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in your private sex life?

CC: Have anal sex on the beach at a military base. Camp Coutney. With my boyfriend.

ISP: The same one that’s in Japan?

CC: Yes.

ISP: Did he blow a big ol’ nut up in your butt?

CC: No. He blew it all over my stomach. I was so pissed. He should have at least thrown it away into the ocean.

ISP: So you hate cum?

CC: I just don’t like the taste of it.

ISP: How do you feel your friends and family are going to react when they see some of the tomfoolery we’re about to do for Blacks on Blondes?

CC: When my family finds out? You know those homeless people on the side of the road? That’s gonna be me.

ISP: Then why in the world are you doing it?

CC: My family is computer illiterate. They’ll never find out.

Candice Cox

stories from porno land (some amusing, some not)

Mr. Poo

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Jasmine and Chico

Chico Wang comments on Haley, his current girlfriend:

Haley is the most trusting girl in the world.

I convinced her I want to fuck her ass, deposit a load in her colon, and have a butt baby.

Half-white, half-Asian, all brown.

We’re going to name the kid Mr. Poo.

(I took this picture of Chico and Jasmine Tame at LA Erotica last month. Jasmine is one of my all-time favorite porn stars; Chico’s one of my all-time favorite crazy guys).

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Porn Statistics Redux

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Spring Thomas

Well, it’s that time again. I go into my web stats and look into what people are typing into various search engines to arrive at I Shoot Porn. I did this once before, and I had fun, so here’s round 2. I’m sure I’ll do it again in the future.

What I discover…what people actually type into search engines…well, never ceases to amaze me. With that said, I’d like to reiterate these are exact phrases people typed into Google, or MSN, or Yahoo!, or whatever, to find my blog: I don’t make these up, nor alter them in any way. I’d like to either answer them, or comment…or both.

is mandingo the porn star dead – No. He’s alive and well and still has the biggest penis in porn. I just wish he’d return my calls. In fact, there he is getting a blow job from the wonderfully mighty Spring Thomas.

does anyone know where pornstar spring thomas class los angeles college – No. No one knows. And anyways, why would you want to know? So you can bother her at school? Maybe follow her around a bit? Eventually see if she needs some help with her homework? Maybe ask her out on a date, concealing the fact you know she is who she is? Rule number one when it comes to making friends and dating girls: don’t act like a creep.

stupid horny cum dumpster – Why wouldn’t you want a smart horny cum dumpster? Think about it – they’re already horny cum dumpsters…so it isn’t like you have to trick them into anything. Wouldn’t it be nice to have some intelligent conversation with them, after they’ve been cummed upon?

what happened to old dogfart – Like Mandingo, he’s alive and well and doing his thang. Take a look at a recent pic of the old codger at the bottom of today’s entry. That’s a very rare thing, you know…a real live picture of ol’ Dogfart.

best pov handjob – Well, that’s a Manojob – hands down. How can it even get better? Well, when Super Whore Kelly Fuckin’ Wells doles it out.

does the carpet match the drapes – Aren’t red pussies and blondes pussies really something special? I think that’s part of what makes Cherry Poppens so popular.

how to be a seattle pornstar? – There’s no way to be a Seattle pornstar, sorry. It’s nearly impossible. It’s better to live in Seattle and fly back and forth to LA every once in a while. That way, you avoid the cesspool that is Los Angeles, and you can still enjoy everything that’s to enjoy in Seattle.

gay porn and somking weed – First of all, it really helps to spell things correctly when you’re doing a search on whatever it is you want to find. But still, I’m confused here. Does this person want to find gay porn in which the actors smoke weed and then do their gay thing? Or does the person here want to know the effects of watching gay porn under the influence of weed? Maybe a little of both?

eat my poo porn – Eat my poo porn? Munching on boom-booms? Tasty turds? Chowing down on choda? Now come on. Really. Who in the world wants to see this shit? Oh, and pardon the pun.

what to eat to shoot a load like a porn star – Peter North swears by celery, and lots of it. I’ve heard the supplement Lecitan helps a ton. Some people have told me zinc. For a while some snake oil peddlers had Peter North as a spokeperson, hawking some sort of drops/liquids that helped boost the volume of your load. Here’s what I say: lay off beating off for 2 or 3 days. Let it all build up. Then shoot it. The longer you wait, the bigger it is. Even though the human body is a complicated machine, this is pretty easy stuff to figure out.

Dogfart

Here's the Skinny on Your Favorite Star, stories from porno land (some amusing, some not)

Riley Mason and her Manojob

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Blacks On Blondes

Since I can’t talk enough about Riley Mason, why not talk about her today? Cause I think she’s one of my favorites to work with: she’s a super bad ass indie rock porn star that’ll do almost anything…so what’s not to love?

I’m at Chico Wang’s shooting Riley for Manojob, Jizz On My Glasses, and Eat Some Ass. We’re gonna bang out three qucik scenes in a row, and I kinda fucked up, cause I had Chico shoot the Eat Some Ass scene first, and I know I’ve talked about that…she got covered in BBQ sauce, had an allergic reaction to it, and still shot two more scenes…even though her skin was starting to get all patchy and red and weird.

Manojob scene was second, so I shot it. I asked around to see if anyone wanted their dick jacked off, and Chico’s protege at the time – Bejing Bang – readily agreed. That’s when Chico grabbed me, pulled me aside, and said something like “no guarantees with him, bro.”

Which meant anything could happen.

I agreed to Chico’s terms, and then Chico retreated into his bedroom with Jasmine Tame for some reindeer games.

Manojob scenes are usually quiet scenes, with only the female talent speaking. They dirty talk into the camera, and sometimes tell handjob stories that are usually quite funny and very sexy. Riley was in the middle of hers when suddenly, out of the blue, Chico came running out of his bedroom, screaming. His pants were around his ankles, but his boxers were still on, so he couldn’t really reach full-stride.

So I guess he tried to run across the room, screaming very loudly, and ran back into his room. It startled me for a second, but it scared Riley for about 15 seconds. Kinda freaked her out. She really didn’t like it at all, and that’s what made it so funny.

We get back to work, and half way through the scene, Bejing asked if he could take a “break”. I have to give him that break, right? I mean I don’t want OSHA on my ass. Anyways, during that break he blew a load into his hand. Don’t ask me why, or what. He wasn’t jacking off, ar least that I could tell. He was just kinda standing there, and all of a sudden he blew a load in his hand, then sheepishly came and told me. After which he went into the bathroom, cleaned himself up, and left.

As in completely left the place, with all his stuff.

So I ask around again, who wants to get their dick jerked by Riley, and this photographer cat jumps up, very excited, and offers up his services. I’m in a jam, so I’m like right on!, until the dude pulled out his wee-wee, which was exactly that – a wee-wee. I don’t think it was more than 4 1/2 inches hard, but beggars can’t be choosers, so we roll tape.

The scene actually turned out better than I thought. Here’s some Riley Mason handjob movies from that night. Fun, huh? It’s kinda cool, too, cause Bejing is asian, and the photgrapher dude was latino, and without showing their faces, it’s kinda hard to tell them apart!

After we wrapped the Manojob thing, it was time for JOMG Riley Mason, and that’s a whole other story.

Blacks On Blondes