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What makes a girl do porn?

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From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

It was two years ago this month Mr. Wang was found dead in a motel room in Northern California. As I was poking through my old posts, figuring out what to re-post, I stumbled across this. My initial reaction was to leave well enough alone…but the more I thought about it, the more I thought to go with it.

This blog’s original date was February 21, 2006.

Billy writes: I spoke to Chico Wang tonight. Chico is one of the directors at Anabolic/Diabolic, and he’s responsible for titles like “No Swallowing Allowed” and “Down the Hatch.” He also invented The Minion. We spoke about a bunch of things – mostly porn related – then he showed me a post he wrote for an adult chat board. It was actually a re-post…Chico had written/posted it originally, and then someone re-posted it, and called it the “best post about porn ever”. So I asked Chico if I could re-post it one more time here, cause after I read it, I think it does really sum up THE most frequently asked question I get. Thanks Chico.

(And if you’re wondering, the girl in the pic here is Jaime Elle…dick sucker #57.

Chico Wang writes:

Here’s what a whore is and its relation to the adult business.

A whore is any girl who fucks for money.

I would say 90% of the girls in the industry hate what they do and fuck only for money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry hate getting assfucked but do it only for the money.

I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry have serious issues such as but not limited to previous bouts with rape, incest, molestation, drug abuse, pimp boyfriends, etc.

Most have an IQ of room temperature. Most do not have automobiles. Most do not have bank accounts. Most do not and cannot acquire a credit card. Most squander all their porn earnings almost immediately. Most will end up penniless and return to the business because their job skills relegate them to a lifelong search for a drug dealing sugardaddy or public assistance. Most have complete lack of self-esteem. These are societal problems and cannot be blamed on an adult industry which neither cares or should care.

The fact that I could call a new porn girl a ‘fucking whore’ and, when I explain myself, they shower me with hugs as I tell them that they should suck as much dick as possible to get ahead tells you alot. Yes, I coach these girls too on how to be the best whore they can be. It’s more of a longevity and monetary issue as opposed to a derogatory one.

Here’s an interesting story. I usually have whores running rampant around my abode. When a friend asks me how he can get blown by these whores, I tell them to go up next to them and pull out their peckers. It’s the easiest way. Why? These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there’s a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don’t know what to do. It’s instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.

Now tell me this. Do you think the girls in the industry love what they do? Nearly every scene ends in a facial. Can you really fathom how truly degrading this act really is? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck off 5 complete strangers and gulp down their ball snot and have to pretend they loved every minute of it? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck on a dick that’s been pulled out of your own asshole which smells like complete shit? They do it for the money and that’s what makes them whores.

Let me repeat: THAT’S WHAT MAKES THEM WHORES.

I think alot of you forget after watching so many DVDs exactly what the reality is. You fall into a trap of fantasy land thinking these girls love what they do. If there was no paycheck involved, the female talent pool would drop to nothing. They don’t do it for the sheer love of it. They get drilled in the asshole, they take a mugfull of cum, they fuck complete strangers, because of one reason only.

THEY ARE WHORES.

Get out of fantasyland and really think about it.

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stories from porno land (some amusing, some not)

Jessi Stone’s Big Fat Dick.

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Jessi Stone Strap On Sex
Master Tom called. He has a studio a few blocks from mine. Master Tom shoots all sorts of debauchery: straight porno to gay porno to chicks with dicks. I’ve known Master Tom for years now; the first time I met him I had Spring Thomas in tow. We had to shoot a Spring Thomas cuckold movie, and not only did we use his studio to shoot it, but Master Tom was nice enough to offer up one of his slaves to play The Cuckold.

After we caught up a bit, Master Tom said, “I’ve got a problem. I really need to ask a huge favor. I’m shooting a bi movie, and my guy can’t get his dick hard. I’m gonna have to jump in to the scene. Can you shoot it for me?”

“What’s the name of the movie?” I asked. I asked cause I knew it would crack me up.

“Before You Fuck My Wife You Have To Fuck Me.”

I cracked up. “How much of a jam are you in? Cause I don’t shoot for anyone.”

“Dude, I know, but if I don’t get this in the can, I’ve got all sorts of problems.”

Then I asked the question that would make my decision: “Who’s the girl?”

Master Tom said The Magic Words: “Jessi Stone.”

“Jessi Stone?” I asked.

“Jessi Stone,” he said.

“Jessi Stone?” I asked again.

“Jessi Stone,” he said again.

I had to say it one more time: “Jessi Stone!”

“Dude, are you a retard?”

Jessi Stone. Jessi Stone. Jessi Stone!

I hauled ass to Master Tom’s. I knew what I was getting myself into, too…I was gonna shoot a dude banging another dude. This really doesn’t bother me. And no…No Way Am I Gay. I’m just desensitized to sex. Which doesn’t mean I don’t love sex — cause I do. It doesn’t mean I can’t get off — cause I do.

It does mean I’m way more twisted than I was before I got into this gig. For example, I’ll enjoy a nice golden shower from time to time. It’s OK if a girl sticks a finger up my butt, too. I kinda like that, actually.

No Way Am I Gay.

When I walked in to Master Tom’s, there was Jessi — wrapped in a fluffy white Terri-cloth robe and looking as sweet as the last time I shot her, which was for The Dick Suckers.com. I gave her a big hug and said something stupid like, “let’s go to Vegas and get married!”

Master Tom works a boom mic, but other than that everything else is pretty much the same as my set up. I don’t even know what I’m bringing this up, other than I don’t like to shoot with other peoples’ equipment, and I had to wear these silly headphones, and there’s a lot of times I want to beef up my blogs and give them a bit of substance, so I’ll just ramble on about something that doesn’t mean much at all. I’m sure you’ve done that sort of thing, too; for example, in your English class you probably wrote a bunch of shit that didn’t really mean a whole lot of anything just to make sure you hit whatever page limit your teacher assigned.

Which is another way of saying the world is filled with 5 page essays that really should have been 3 page essays.

Jessi liked watching two men fuck and suck. I liked Jessi watching the men have sex. She liked it so much there were times I tried to get her attention without interrupting the scene by waving in the air in order to get her do to something — like spreading her hubby’s ass wide while Master Tom banged him — but Jessi was way too focused on the Man Sex to notice me doing anything at all.

There were two great parts to the scene: first, when Master Tom rolled his condom off after fucking the dude, he tossed it on the floor…but, in an afterthought, he picked it up and popped it into the dude’s mouth and told him to chew it like it was his favorite bubble gum.

I shall steal that line next time I shoot Cuckold Sessions.

And for the pop shot, Jessi strapped on a big dildo and made her hubby ride it like a bitch…while Master Tom jerked all over his face. Master Tom blew a big load, too, and Jessi looked up at Jizz-Faced Hubby and said, “welcome to my world!”

What could I possibly do after such a performance but ask Jessi to an LA Kings game?

She accepted.

I was excited.

Two days later she was at my studio shooting for the world famous Manojob. Before the shoot I asked her if she brought something warm to wear, cause it’s cold cold cold at hockey games.

“Oh…um, I don’t think I can go. I’m going to a haunted house tonight with Vanessa Naughty and I don’t want to stand her up!”

I wanted to say something like, “wait a sec! I asked you out first!” — but I knew that would get me nowhere…besides, I think it’s time I stopped asking teenage girls out on dates.

Or, as Adrianna Nicole once told me, time to start dating age-appropriately.

I would, too…it’s just that anyone my age isn’t too much fun anymore.

Including me.

Interview with a Pornstar

Interview with a Porn Star (#69): Janet Mason

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Janet Mason interview
I Shoot Porn: You’re my 69th interview!

Janet Mason: How appropriate!

ISP: And a totally cliche way to start it off. Anyways, let’s talk about what we talked about on the way to the glory hole a few days ago. About your early swinger days.

JM: I hadn’t even started swinging yet. This was in the earliest stage — we had no idea what we were doing, except putting feelers out for guys.

ISP: When was this all going down?

JM: Pre-internet. Maybe ’91.

ISP: What was the name of the mag?

JM: Unreal People. I’m pretty sure that was it. They had two publications, actually. Real People was targeted to a more, how do I say it…vanilla sex crowd. Unreal People was all about interracial.

ISP: Unreal! In a nutshell, describe how it worked.

JM: You’d submit a photograph to the magazine. A picture. Back then it was Polaroids. If they accepted it, they’d assign a code to your ad, and if people were interested, they’d write to the magazine with your special code. Then the magazine would forward that mail to me. They’d send me a letter — with Polaroids in the envelope. And their code, so I could respond back.

ISP: That sounds like a lot of time and work.

JM: I know! We’re so spoiled now! Just go to AFF or Lifestyles Lounge. We’re still members of Lifestyles Lounge. Anyways, one day the people who ran Unreal People called Steve (Steve Mason, Janet’s husband) on the phone. They had an unusual request. That…um….someone was in town and didn’t have time to go through the regular channels to contact us.

ISP: Let’s back up for a sec before you go any further. You’re in to black guys…

JM: Yea, I found that out because the first interracial porn movie I had ever seen featured Ray Victory. Ever since watching that first IR movie, I was very intrigued by the taboo in interracial porn. It just sparked something in me. Um…I’d never seen a black man and a white woman have sex. The contrast was very erotic. Ray Victory had the biggest dick I’d ever seen, too. This was the early nineties, so I was wearing white pants (laughs) and I was so awestruck watching it…I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I’d never seen anything like that before. We hadn’t even rented that movie. Back then Adam & Eve would send out commercial mailers. We were on their mailing list, and one day Adam & Eve sends us a VHS tape with a catalog. The quality of the VHS was bad, and they didn’t show the whole movie…they wanted you to buy the good quality, full-length movie from the catalog. And that’s where we watched the Ray Vicotry scene. Anways, after watching that my pussy was so wet the white pants I was wearing were soaked…as Steve said, it wet mark was the size of a dinner plate. Which lead to our subscription to Unreal People.

ISP: Continue with your Unreal People story now, please.

JM: Anyways, the folks who ran Unreal People had a special person in town, and that special person wanted to meet us. They told Steve, “you won’t believe this, but we have Ray Victory in the office right now.”

ISP: How did you react?

JM: Bear in mind we’d never had an IR Experience before…let alone my fantasy guy. I freaked! And then I flaked. NO NO NO NO NO. Can’t do it!

ISP: You flaked on Ray Victory.

JM: I passed. I chickened out. I was too afraid to take my fantasy to reality.

ISP: Do you think that’s dangerous? Taking fantasy to reality?

JM: In our case, no. Me and my husband talked about it so much it didn’t. I was worried about that. What if I liked it so much I wouldn’t want Steve? You just don’t know, I guess, until you try it.

ISP: So how do you deal with jealousy in an open relationship?

JM: For us…we talk so much we’re always comfortable with something before we venture into it. I’m always the really hesitant one to take the lead…but once I do! (Laughs). Whoops! I just created a monster.

ISP: This is how Janet Exposed came about?

JM: Well, it started off as a foot fetish site. I would only show my feet at first.

ISP: How do your feet look?

JM: I have really sexy, petite, high-arched, soft little wrinkled soled feet.

ISP: Say that 10 times fast.

JM: Then I started with OK, I’ll show my face. But I’ll never get naked. Then one night I said, OK, now you can take pictures of me in my lingerie. And then…decided I’d get naked. I was into IR then, but I didn’t want to take any pictures of my experiences. That all changed, too. Pics…then video tape. So, someone we knew liked our content. He encouraged us to sell videos. VHS videos! We did really well, too. Mail order only. Send a money order and get a video. We’d copy tapes and ship them out. It’s always been a mom-and-pop business…to this day.

ISP: How did you get into making the porno rounds?

JM: The pro world? I was in LA for a “Foot Night Party”. It’s a party where guys come to party…and worship your feet.

ISP: That’s one thing I never got. Still don’t. Feet.

JM: It’s a huge world, and there’s so many diverse kinks within the Foot World. It’s hard to put in a nutshell. Men love to worship my feet, and I love to have them worshiped. It’s a Goddess thing, I suppose…if that makes sense. Anyways, I’m in LA for Foot Night Party and prior to getting here, someone told us about Girlfriend Films. I was just starting to explore my bi-sexual side, so I contacted the owner and set up the shoot. I had no idea what to expect, because up to that point I was in my own little world. Afterward, I had such a good experience with Girlfriends I went on. Funny thing is, I did this all backward. Most girls start in the pro world and then try to open their own site. I did the opposite.

ISP: And your site was free, initially.

JM: We loved our experiences so much we just wanted to share! It made us feel like we weren’t the only ones in the world! When the internet first started, you’d go on and think, this can’t be real. It was unbelievable. Porn stars, to me, didn’t look like they were into the sex. We were. And then, other people would write to us and say that they could tell I was into it. It’s genuine. I have sex with guys I’m really into. It’s the real deal. My site just resonated with people, and it’s nice to know that people appreciate us. I answer all my e-mail. This isn’t a corporate thing. I do what I love and love what I do.

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Guest Bloggers

Today’s Guest Blogger — The Minion: Using Racially Offensive Jokes to Remind Us All About Jesus.

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From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Today Stunt Cock bring his girlfriend to set. She’s not in the business. The Stunt Cock eats his girlfriend’s pussy before he shoots his scene with The Porn Princess I book. Then, Stunt Cock and Porn Princess shoot the scene, and as I’m rolling tape I hear some moaning over my shoulder. I turn around to see Girlfriend playing with her pussy…and cumming. And as she winds down with her orgasm, The Minion just happens to walk by set (he was editing today) and plops down next to her.

The Minion blurts, “Billy! Blog pic! Take this picture and I’ll write a guest blog for you!!”

And so it came to be.
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A 3rd grade teacher addresses her class,” Okay children, I’m going to point to some of you and I want you to tell me what your daddy does for a living, spell it out, and tell me what he’d be doing if he was here.”

She points to Billy. Billy says, “My daddy’s a fireman. F-I-R-E-M-A-N. If he was here he’d be fighting fires!”

The teacher then points to Kathy. Kathy says,”My daddy’s a policeman. P-O-L-I-C-E-M-A-N. If he was here right now he’d be fighting crime.”

“Good job!” exclaims the teacher. She then points to Rodney, the black student. Rodney says,”My daddy’s an engineer. E-N-No, um E-R, no damn!”

The teacher says, “Rodney, we’ll come back to you for that one.”

She then points out to Johnny, the Italian kid. Johnny says,”My daddy’s a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E and if he was here he’d give you 20 to 1 odds that the nigger can’t spell Engineer:

Why did I, the Minion start things off with a joke? Well, times suck balls bigger than the ones at BlacksonBlondes.com. Notice the plug there. Rewind 2 years ago to 2007. Billy and I were tearing it up shooting 3-4 scenes a day! The average day looked like this:

9 am: Show up at the studio

9-10am: Get paperwork ready and set up lights for the first scene.

11am-7pm: Rock out some quality porn while trying to keep a level head..

Those days are gone since assholes have decided that tube sites are ok.. Some jerks out there have taken intellectual property and posted it online for FREE! So instead of eating at Sizzler every day I’m now gracing El Pollo Loco on Burbank and Whitsett with my sheer mass. I now understand the whole Metallica ordeal from 10 years ago since I (at times) shoot for manojob and the dicksuckers as well as edit for them (full time).

So the next time you’re thinking of watching porn for free please remember the morbidly obese editor sweating over his keyboard. All this is happening while watching the clock to make sure he doesn’t miss Shakey all-you-can-eat buffet that runs daily from 11am-2pm.

Seriously, only cocksuckers go to tube sites so don’t be one.

Remember, Jesus is watching.

Super Fun E-mails

Super Fun E-mails: Blacks on Blondes Fan Mail.

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Almost every day the fine folks who actually run (and own) Blacks on Blondes get all sorts of e-mails hating and / or praising their fine work (as well as mine). Every single e-mail you’re about to read originated from the Members’ Area of the site.

I use the phrase “actually run (and own)” cause, no matter how many times I seem to tell people, they just don’t believe me: I do not own, operate, or make any business decisions concerning Blacks on Blondes nor any of their sister sites.

Let me reiterate: there’s a form within the members’ area at Blacks on Blondes for paying members to submit their feelings on the experience that is Blacks on Blondes.

In case you didn’t get that, lemme say it a big more clearly: every single one of these communiques came from people who have looked at the free part of Blacks on Blondes (called “the tour”), walked around their house naked with a hard-on, found their wallet, pulled out their credit card, and made a cognitive decision to submit the pertinent information to Blacks on Blondes, then pushed The Special Button; this resulted in a unique login / password they created during the sign-up process I just (sorta) described.

They are presented here exactly as received, and I thank the guys at Blacks on Blondes for letting me reprint them — verbatim — at I Shoot Porn.

Did I make myself clear?

sucmydick writes:

i thought them niggers was all in jail.i guiss some of them meatheads excapted.they should be in a nut house or come to south carolina and fuck a white girl in front of a few good old boys and they want have to worry about stds or aids because they will have 6 dicks in there ass before than can get a std or aids.i might have to report this to abuse @msn.com because it looks like you might take my shit out on them white girls instead of me .and them perra would tell a cop a thing because there in to that old black magic shit.

liz writes:

Why do you make it only on blondes? Is it to satisfy your complexes of sleeping with beautiful sexy white women after long years of humiliation in white societies? Why don’t you show the beauty of your female gorrillas? Do you think any non-black would dare looking at, let alone sleeping with, them? Trying to spread rumours about your penises has never been supported, imopossible to prove and is non-logic if you accept you belong to humans. I guess it is a kind of seeking revenge from the arrogant white men by fantasising about sleeping with white women and it is the only way you think that gets you close to the superior white league. Mistakenly, I have been with several nigger men, and honestly I wouldn’t say the same. Why don’t you leave the white women clean, and depart to your most appropriate place. There are plenty of jungles in the world.

Brent writes:

I asked two days ago about where i could buy videos or dvds. and i still haven’t heard a word from you dumb ass black muther fuckers. It’s no wonder why you shouldn’t be hanged. You fuckin nigars aren’t worth a shit!

Fuck You writes:

It’s pieces of shit like you that are killing off the White race. It’s you god damn Jews making this porn shit! Fuck off. Heil Hitler!

Baby Girl writes:

I want to rebel against my parents any day. I just the right people to do it with thats all. You supply the black guys I’ll do the fucking. I’m 18 years old & don’t care what anybody says.

Suck My White Cock writes:

Idiots! this day in age it isn’t a real treat to screw or get blown by a white girl or any other hoe you can find that’s outside of your failing race, the race of morons. for the simple fact that they are just that HOES! you couldn’t nor any other loser who visits your site, remember I did not grace my presence amongst your stinch, you fuckers sent me a pop up, ever find a girl thats clean, remember that losers. can you understand all of that am i using words that are too big for you like my dick. What would really be interesting other than watching some loser jack off that has to pay for even a hoe’s service, is to see someone, maybe myself, cut the fungus that is the speck coming from the wall completly off. [Billy’s note: this is a fan of Gloryhole.] thank you and continue screwing and paying for your sexual encounters!

Enigmatic writes:

I got to give you niggaz props for what you do… Besides giving a fella something to beat his dick with you dog the shit out of them snowbunnies. Everytime I come home from a fucked up day of work and some cracker ass motherfuckers getting on my case I come check out Black on Blondes and see their sisters, wives, mothers and daughters getting their holes ripped the fuck open!!! Fuck them bitches, fuck them hard! Keep up the shit! aight!

The Nationalist writes:

Thank you for pictures, they will be forwarded to the relevant nationalist websites. In the meantime we are working to find a nice blonde girl to bait you into a trap. Salute

A second month into his membership The Nationalist writes:

Your information is now being circulated across American and European sites for your crimes. Maybe we can find a nice blonde girl to drag you into our trap. We hope you take the bait!!! Salute

Derek writes:

this site are destroin the white race and i don’t like the fucking nigres I’m a nazi and i go start the third war and all this black monkeys

Slick Rick writes:

You guys are so full of shit. The comments that you attached to these videos are bullshit. I know you make up most of it. White girls don’t say half of what you put down. I also know that you pay these young girls to have sex with you. Most young white girls with any self respect would not have sex with digusting, vile creatures such as yourselves without enticing them with cash. Just a friendly piece of advice assholes…….one of these days you will run into a “white daddy” who just might take a lead pipe and crack your monkey skulls with it. Watch your back if you continue to do this shit! By the way……big dick or not…..all you black dudes in these videos are fucking nasty and ugly as hell!! No wonder you have to pay for sex.

Rocco P. writes:

fuck this site niggers are going to die

And finally, PJ writes:

One thing bakes my balls “What is it so fucken cool about fucking a black guy,”is it big dicks or something else.I think it’s the dicks but white whores who like to be abused and gang banged and pimped around don’t think about getting infected with AIDS and god knows what other sickness still think it is ok to do it.As we all know AIDS came from Africa and who brought it here hmmm let me guess Black Man am i right.Black guy would fuck the snake if he knew how to get hold of the fucken thing,thanks to the faggots and crackhead whores and sick fucken white women and men who have this fetish of banging a black guys other white people got infected and so on.Thing that kills me is when i see a gorgeous white woman with the uglyest black man on face of the planet,i would snap her neck,and when i see that married white man is looking for a black guy to fuck his wife that is just sick it makes me puke, if my old ladie told me that i would brake her in half,that would be the last thing she ever wished for.I have two daughters and i told them if i ever see or hear they are dating black guys i would put them into the wheelchair,there is plenty of white man out there and there is no need for AIDS or some shit like that.If you ask me they should all hang and hang again.

Thank you.

Interview with a Pornstar

Interview with a Porn Star (#68) — Tiffany Star

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I Shoot Porn: How long have you been in the porno game?

Tiffany Star: About two months…yea. The first thing I ever did in porn was for Penthouse. And I just did a vampire movie for them, too. I think it’s going to HBO or something.

ISP: Tell us a little about your childhood.

TS: I grew up everywhere. I’m from Toledo Ohio, but I lived in six states. I’m not really sure why I moved a lot. We were just traveling. My mom’s boyfriend was a truck driver. When I was seven, my house burnt down. My dogs were playing with some boxes under the Christmas tree, and they dragged one into the fireplace, The fire tore up the house. So we just started traveling around in his semi.

ISP: What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?

TS: I always wanted to be a singer and an actress.

ISP: High school — super fun times or sleigh ride through hell?

TS: Sleigh ride through hell. I dropped out of the 8th grade, got back in for 9th grade…and then I got expelled. I got expelled fighting a girl. It was over a guy. Stupid shit. I was young.

I Shoot Porn: Your early experiences with sex: Did you have a “crazy” sex life before you got into the business?

TS: Yes. I lost my virginity when I was 12. He was 18. It was at my house. I’m a sex addict. I’ve been having sex everyday of my life since I lost it. I fuck a lot. I’ve done it in the snow, outside, against a pole. There was steam coming off his dick when he pulled it out cause it was so cold! I’ve never done multiple guys though.

I Shoot Porn: Thongs, bikinis, or granny panties…which do you wear?

TS: I always wear thongs.

I Shoot Porn: What do you think you’ll be doing when you’re 20?

TS: Probably porn…but also singing. I want to make a demo sometime soon. I am an R&B singer.

I Shoot Porn: What’s your ideal sized wiener?

TS: Like…9″ or 10″. I like ’em big. I’ve always messed with black guys.

ISP: But is it really true black dudes have bigger dicks?

TS: I saw a white guy with a 13 incher. It was crazy. But for the most part black dudes are bigger. For the most part.

ISP: For the most part. Interesting. OK — if a penis could ejaculate anything other than semen, what would you want it to shoot out!?

TS: Hopefully something that tastes a little better…like apple juice. Jizz is nasty.

ISP: If you could have sex with any historical figure, dead or alive, who would it be? And why?

TS: Tupac. Oh my goodness he’s so fine. I wish he was still around.

ISP: Would you consider getting implants?

TS: Nope. Not for me.

ISP: What do you think you’ll be doing when you’re 30?

TS: Wow…that’s a good question. If I quit smoking, I’ll still be singing. I started smoking when I was 9 years old.

ISP: Who gave you your first pack of cigs?

TS: My sister talked me into it, and then my mom’s boyfriend went and got us cigs and beer. I went through all the early stages of drugs and alcohol…so, by the time I was 16, I was done. I grew out of it all.

ISP: You got a myspace?

TS: Yep!

ISP: So you’re about to shoot for the world famous Blacks on Blondes. How do you feel? [Note from Billy — the scene didn’t go down…which could easily be its own blog].

TS: I’m not blonde.

ISP: We don’t discriminate.

TS: Then I’m excited! It’s all good when I work with different people. I like meeting new people.

Whatever Happened to Her?

Veronique Vega’s Verofication.

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Calling herself “Vero Vega” and referring to herself as a “WRITER / CYNOSURE / EXHIBITIONIST INTROVERT / EXISTENTIALIST / EX X STAR / KIERKEGAARD ACOLYTE”, Veronique Vega has started her own blog — Verofication.

It’s a blog with only one entry, but I liked “Rain Waltz” so much I thought I’d toss her some traffic. While you’re there, poke around and check out some of the books our Ex-Porno Princess has been reading. Wow! It reads like a syllabus from a class at Reed you’d eventually drop — or a short list of the pile of books currently next to Sasha Gray’s bed.

Whether or not she will update her blog is yet to be seen (duh), and I’m not trying to take anything away from Veronique…it’s just this blogging gig can get kinda tedious after a while. And things get way harder if no one is reading it. So bookmark it and keep your fingers crossed. She might have something interesting to say.

What do I have to say today?

Well, I’m drinking my coffee black for the first time ever cause I didn’t get to Trader Joe’s to buy my organic half-and-half last night; reaffirming “Rain Waltz”, it seems to me when it rains in LA only the idiots come out to play; and, with the exception of “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right”, Tuesday night’s Dylan show at The Palladium was just OK (unless you’re in to $20 parking, $14 beers, $15 per ticket “service fees”, and a second-rate Blues Band featuring an iconic lead singer); but they really fucking hit it when Dylan sang That Song.

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It’s Official — Manojob.com is Number One.

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Jenni Lee Handjob
At least for now. And according to Rabbit. But still, it’s something to brag about. Isn’t it nice to get recognized for your hard work…even if it’s Smutty Work?

I can’t wait to tell all my relatives at the Thanksgiving Day table!!

Here’s the top-rated girl — Jenni Lee — from the top-rated handjob site on the net.

Here’s some free Jenni Lee handjob videos from that scene.

My members liked her so much, we brought her back again; here’s some more free Jenni Lee handjob movies. So don’t say I never gave you anything.

Oh…we got such an overwhelming response to Jenni Lee’s handjob scenes, we hired her for The Dick Suckers. The scene made the rounds, too, namely cause of what happened: Jenni tried to cum dodge, but our stunt cock was on top of the situation, so, as Jenni tried (in vain) to dodge, Stunt Cock followed her, scoring hit after hit on Jenni’s cute face. Finally figuring she wasn’t dodging shit, Jenni relinquished and just laughed as she got hosed down.

Our members liked that one so much, we brought her back again.

Here’s some free Jenni Lee blowjob videos from that first scene — the famous one; and here’s some free Jenni Lee blowjob videos from her second appearance at The Dick Suckers.

Wait a sec — this is a blog about Manojob being the best…not Jenni Lee. But the site’s only as good as its models, right? That’s your first lesson.

Lesson. Lesson?

Let’s change shit around. I hate braggarts, so I’ll stop.

Let’s start this blog over and call it Porno 101.

I get tons of e-mails asking “how do I start a porno site?” so I’m gonna answer that now, and I’m gonna use Manojob as a real-life example.

First, buy two cameras — a video camera and a camera to take your pictures. I won’t tell you want to buy, but I will say I’m a Canon guy. There’s Nikon guys, too. And just like Ford and Chevy guys, no one’s really right — right?

Then figure out what you’re gonna shoot. I chose handjobs cause it’s the cheapest content to produce that features boys and girls doing naughty things to each other. Oh…and I like handjobs, too. (I never really watched handjob porn before I started Manojob).

Come up with a good name. Try and brand your smut.

Hire models.

Shoot!

See just how easy this all is?

I won’t bore you with post-production details…I’ll save that for another blog.