Mr. POV

Introducing Mr POV.

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Bree Olson and Mr POV
A while back I started getting e-mails from a fan wanting to get into my biz. This is nothing new. It happens all the time. I usually delete the first few e-mails, just cause I make it perfectly clear all the fucking time: if you’re a single dude, I can’t help you get into porn.

Well, that’s not true. Do an “818” search on my blog, and there ya go.

So, as I was saying…dudes e-mail me on a daily basis, begging me to give them a job. They usually say they’ll do “almost anything except gay porn”, which, to me, is such a pussy thing to say. Fuck man, if you wanna do something that everyone else on Earth wants to do, why not suck some dick or be a power bottom for a day or two?

Worse than the dudes who won’t go gay for pay are the grovelers who offer to “work for free” doing menial jobs around my studio for their shot at Porno Stardom. You get what you pay for, right? Besides, any dude who wants to work for free in order to bang some pussy is probably too creepy to be around for more than an hour, I bet.

Then I get the guys who have their own camera gear and want some advice. Or, they don’t have any gear yet, and they want to know what to buy. I pretty much ignore these guys too.

One day this dude started e-mailing me, and instead of asking how to get in, or what kind of camera gear to buy…he was sending shots of him doing the nasty with amateur girls where he lived. All he wanted was my advice…as in, “are these any good?”

They were OK, and I told him that. Next thing I know he’s moving to LA to try his hand in the porno biz. He had just lost his job, and that same exact day he caught his wife cheating on him. How about that for a double whammy? I told him something like, “that sucks bro” and “good luck!” and I figured that’s the last I’d ever hear from him.

I was wrong.

Soon after he was booking girls, shooting content, and selling it to whoever was buying. They weren’t bad, either. I was a partner in Spunkmouth then, we ended up buying some of his scenes: here’s a JOMG scene he shot with Cherry Poppins a few years back when he first got to LA. After I left Spunkmouth and starting shooting Manojob scenes, we bought more content. Then, we started The Dick Suckers and bought more from him.

One day we met up for a Starbucks, and he asked for his own site. I wasn’t too sure, but then he started rattling off some of the girls he had shot already; the content was just sitting in his apartment.

“Who ya got?” I asked.

“Bree Olson to start.”

I listened.

“What I wanna do is have a site that updates three times a week. On Mondays it’ll be a long interview with the girl and some hot solo stuff I shoot. On Wednesdays I bang them, and on Fridays I’ll have one of my buddies bang them. It’ll be bad ass! I’ll shoot it, and you help me with building the site and marketing it with your affiliate program. We’ll be partners! Fifty-fifty!”

“Partnerships are sinking ships,” I said.

He kept rambling on and on about all sorts of stuff. He wants his own blog, and he’d help promote it, and he wants to Twitter, and have a Facebook, and he already had a kick ass domain, and bladda bladda blah. But I admired his enthusiasm…and his ideas weren’t too bad, either. “What are you gonna call yourself?” I asked.

“Mr. POV,” he said.

And so it came to be.

Here's the Skinny on Your Favorite Star, Shameless Porno Plugs

Cuckold Sessions. Or, a session with a cuckold.

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cuckold interracial Tara Lynn Foxx
So I’m checking out the news of the day while sipping my iced coffee when something struck me as odd. It comes from the BBC, and it says “Portugal’s Economy Minister Manuel Pinho has resigned after making a rude cuckold gesture at an opposition MP. Mr Pinho placed his index fingers on his head, imitating horns. The gesture was directed at Bernandino Soares, leader of the Communist parliamentary group, who had challenged the government about a mine’s future. Mr Pinho’s action came during a state-of-the-nation debate in parliament. The Socialist PM, Jose Socrates, said “nothing justifies this gesture”.”

Cuckold gesture?

WTF?

At least it gave me something to blog about. Lately I’ve had nothing to say.

And I thought I knew a thing or two about cuckolds…afterall, Interracial Giants Dogfart just released Cuckold Sessions, and I shot ’em all.

But cuckold gestures?

Anyways…check out Porno Newbie Tara Lynn Foxx. You might know a little bit about her, cause I’ve dropped her name here once or twice. I’ve also dropped her mySpace and Twitter sites.

She twitters for her tweeps; I have no desire for such tomfoolery.

That’s her dude on the sofa. They’re in a counseling session. At least that’s what he thinks. He’s laying it all out there too: he can’t satisfy Tara; he’s got a small ween; he secretly wants to watch her get banged out by black men.

Enter 14 inches of black meat.

Look at them looking at it.

When the counselor called Tara into his office, instead of wearing street clothes, she was whored out to the max.

For the black man.

In other words, Tara’s BF is about to enter a Cuckold Session.

Maybe I’ll start incorporating cuckold gestures into future scenes.

Wonder what woulda happened to Portugal’s Economy Minister Manuel Pinho if he started licking jizz off a girl during a Parliament session?

How To Be A Porn Star, Worst of Billy Watson

How Much Money do Porn Stars Make?

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interracial gangbang
When I was in junior high, I had a Social Studies teacher who was a total hippy. He’d play records while we were working on whatever it was we were working on that day. One of his records was “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane”, and I’d always wonder why anyone would name anything “The Worst” of…until now.

Things have changed a bit since I wrote this. Work has slowed in Porn Valley. DVD’s are dead. Tube sites are giving the porn consumers everything for free in hopes that you’ll sign up for one of the dating sites they promote. I still get e-mails all the time for this info, so I’m running it once more.

This blog’s original air date: October 19th, 2005.

You wanna start a website, right? Maybe you want to produce dirty DVD’s? So you went out, bought all the equipment, and you’re ready to start working. Time to book talent!

Or maybe you’re sitting at your desk, making your 40 or 50K a year, and you’re bored, and you’re thinking Wonder if I could be a porn star? And if so…wonder how much money I could make?

Maybe you have no desire to earn a living as a porn star…but you’re curious?

Wanna book a porn girl for nudie pics? That’s gonna run you about $100 bucks an hour. She should also play with herself a little bit for that kind of dough. But don’t expect her to ram a giant dildo up her snatch. That’s gonna cost you a tad more.

Blowjob scene more your speed? That’s $250 – $300, depending on the girl. If you want her to gag, or drool, or do a “rough” BJ, add $50 or so.

I know. I know. You like lesbians. Who doesn’t? That’s a $400 – $800 deal, per girl. It just depends on the girl, and what it is you exactly want them to do.

Personally, jerking off to lesbos got boring when I was still in high school. I really like to watch people fuck. That’s gonna be $700 to $1000 per girl. Expect to pay the dude anywhere from $100 bucks all the way up to $1000…again, it really depends on the dude – specifically, how big is the pee-pee? And can Homey keep it hard when those hot lights are on him? With strangers around, watching it all?

If you’re really naughty, you like to see a girl take it up the butt. Figure $1100 – $1400.

And you like more than one guy, of course! That’s an extra $200 per dick for whatever it is you’re talking about…BJ’s, sex, buttsex. Whatever. Unless he’s just dropping a load…then it’s only a hundie more.

Don’t ask me about weirdo fetish type shit. I can’t help.

Now here’s the fun part – let’s do the math! If you’re a dude, and you’re at, say, $400 a scene, and you manage to get work 3 days out of the week, you’re at $1200 a week! 62K a year to fuck porn stars!! Uh huh!

Let’s say you’re a chick, and you’re a heet. (Heet=hot) You’re getting booked for sex scenes every day of the week! That’s almost $5000 a week! WOW! And you can do that as long as your poonanny holds up. And when she gives, start doing anal! (By the way, don’t worry about your period…that’s what make-up sponges are for, silly.)

If you’re going to let an agent work for you, expect to pay your pimp 10 – 20%, depending how much work you expect your pimp to do…like, if he’s driving you around town, that’s good for 15-20%. If you can get yourself around, why pay more than 15%?

Now get to work!

(And if you’re wondering about the girl in the pic I shot here, it’s Judy Starr; she did what’s known as a b/b/b/g (boy-boy-boy-girl) and made about $1300 for the scene. Each dude got $500 or so. I was working second camera back then. That’s Dogfart standing in the foreground, and Justin Timberlake-Feels-Your-Pain on his knee, getting the insertion shot. You can see the scene at the one and only Blacks On Blondes.)

Interview with a Pornstar

Interview with a Porn Star (#61) — Missy Woods

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Missy Woods

I Shoot Porn: So your therapist says you’re a sex addict?

Missy Woods: (laughs) Um, yes. I was diagnosed as having a sexual addiction associated with being bipolar.

ISP: Well, then you’re in the right job. Almost every girl I’ve ever met in this biz is bipolar.

MW: Really? Um, well, it’s really common during a manic phase to experience hyper-sexuality. I didn’t know I was bipolar for a long time. I was depressed a lot. I would go shopping even when I didn’t have any money. Lock myself in a dark corner and cry. And we never knew what was wrong with me.

ISP: I don’t care about that…I wanna hear about the hyper sexuality. Discuss!

MW: Well, basically, I would go out to bars and pick up guys to satisfy my needs.

Here’s when Jack Napier chimes in:

Jack Napier: I want to know the most depraved thing you’ve ever done. As long as it doesn’t have anything to do with children or animals.

MW: I will say my chihuahuas like to eat my panties. They’re lesbians. OK…I moved to a town where I didn’t know anyone, and I sat in my house naked masturbating 48 hours masturbating. I’m not exaggerating. It cost me my job. My parents called to make sure I wasn’t dead, and I wasn’t answering the phone.

ISP: What town was this?

MW: Midland-Odessa. West Texas oil fields. Smells like shit. That’s where I’m from.

ISP: What was your stimulus over those 2 days.

MW: Internet porn. HBO. I was watching Real Sex and soft core shit they show. On the internet I was watching a lot of spanking videos. BDSM stuff. My favorite sites are all the Kink.com sites.

ISP: So you’re in the right place — Porno Valley. What did you do before?

MW: I’m an office manager. An executive assistant. I make nothing.

ISP: Is that why you’re in porn? For the money?

MW: I got into porn cause I like the money. It’s just convenient that they pay me. Otherwise it was like when I didn’t show up to work cause I was masturbating. Now, I get to masturbate while I”m working!

Here’s when The Minion chimes in:

The Minion: When would you break from beating off?

MW: When I ran out of booze. I have a question for The Minion…did you like sucking on my titties?

ISP: Did you suck on her tits?

TM: Yea, she had some sugar on them I needed to get it off. Let me ask Missy — if the pizza delivery guy appeared out of thin air, would you have fucked him?

MW: Don’t think I didn’t try that.

Here’s when Jack Napier chimes in:

JN: I know you’re into interracial sex…but what’s your preference? I mean color preference, size preference. I want to know it all.

MW: Um, here’s the thing. I’ve never had interracial sex.

ISP: Then how did Jack know you were into IR?

JN: It’s on her dance card. So is just about everything else.

MW: Yes. Blacks guys are on my ToDo List. In the middle of Texas, things are segregated. It really is. There’s only so many bars in town.

ISP: Are any of them Black Only?

MW: No. But there’s not that many black guys that go to bars. It’s all cowboys.

ISP: Do cowboys fuck well?

MW: NO! And you can capitalize “no”! They’re all drunk, so they’re limp noodles. Cause that’s all there is to do — drink and fuck. And the big problem is they drink first.

ISP: How did you like shooting your very first scene for the world famous Manojob.com?

MW: It was so fun! I was a little nervous, cause I didn’t want to do something embarrassing. Everyone was so nice to me! They all wanted to play with me, and I got to play with them! And drink some cum!

TM: Would you be up to an impromptu gang bang with the four of us?

MW: There’s only three of you.

TM: Jack Napier’s dick counts for two.

MW: I totally would. Is that what we’re gonna do right now?

ISP: Right after we plug your mySpace and website!

MW: Grab the baby wipes!

JN: Baby wipes and magic water!

ISP: What’s the magic water?

JN: Lube.

TM: I thought it was St. John’s Wort.

Missy Woods

Nothing To Do With Porn

A Few Things in My Life I Love, Lately…

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Kindly Ones

Sweet Child O’ Mine as covered by Taken By Trees: Who woulda thunk that a quiet, Cat Poweresque gal from Stockholm could have pulled off such a great cover. Her name is Victoria Bergsman, and when she’s singing she calls herself Taken By Trees, and her tiny piano is every bit as effective as Slash’s mighty axe. After you add that song to your mySpace, listen to “Julia”.

The Kindly Ones by Jonathon Littell: If you don’t finish this book, you can always use it to crush coal into diamonds, which might not take as long as reading it. But you might finish, cause you read this blog, and that makes you a big ol’ perv. I’m quite sure you will enjoy reading the sordid tale of an SS Officer who, among other things, sodomizes his sister, jams sausages up his own ass then cleans them up a bit to serve to his parents, and does walking tours of Auschwitz, Sachsenhausen and Buchenwald, after which he’s called to the bunker in Berlin during Hitler’s last days, where he meets Dur Fuhrer. I haven’t gotten this far, yet, and I dunno if I will, cause if a book doesn’t do it for me, I have no problem setting it down. But so far, so good.

My new MacBook Pro: It’s not really new, cause I bought it off my pal who just bought a super duper high powered one, but this is only a year old, and I love it, and I think it’s time for me to say bye bye to PC’s. By the way, my senior year I couldn’t do algebra, and I needed the math credit, so I signed up for computer class. (I dunno if it still counts as a math credit). We had the brand-spankin’ new Apple I with a 64K hard drive. This was 1982, I loved Oingo Boingo, but I didn’t have a mullet (that came in ’84). In other words, I started on an Apple. I’ll probably end on one. Next up: iPhone.

The Ace Hotel, Portland OR: So I’m writing this from Room #315, and I’m up here kicking it with a pal, and I’m right across the street from Gay Pride (No Way Am I Gay!) — but, more importantly, Powell’s City of Books, and across the street the dude who sells vintage smut, and down from him Stumptown Coffee Roasters, which ain’t too far from Jackpot Records. The Crystal Ballroom! And on every tap, Pabst Blue Ribbon! In other words, motherfuck me. If it wasn’t for October til May, I’d figure out a way to live here.

Greil Marcus’s Real Life Rock Top Ten as it appears in The Believer: From Wiki: “Greil Marcus (born 1945) is an American author, music journalist and cultural critic. He is notable for producing scholarly and literary essays that place rock music in a much broader framework of culture and politics than is customary in pop music journalism.” Every month he hypes ten things he loves lately, so what’s a filthy, dirty pornographer to do but rip him off? Mr. Marcus is much smarter than I; hence, I’m only half as good. At least today.

Interview with a Pornstar

Interview with a Porn Star (#60) — Mellanie Monroe

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Mellanie Monroe

I Shoot Porn: You just sucked and fucked 9 well-hung African-Americans for a yet-to-be-named, top-secret site for the interracial porno geniuses who produce Blacks on Blondes. And this is only your 5th scene. How do you feel right now?

Melanie Monroe: I feel accomplished. (Laughs). My eyes are burning a bit, but it’s very pleasurable to get fucked while you’re sucking. My ass hurts, too. I think when I told them not to hit it hard, they thought I meant fucking, but I meant the spanking. The fucking could have been harder.

ISP: What did you do before porno? Cause you’re 32, so you’ve got a past.

MM: I was a retail manager for a clothing line.

ISP: What happened to that gig?

MM: I got tired of it, so I moved to Miami. I had a job waiting for me in Miami. It was a part-time job, but Miami turned me wild. It turned me out!

ISP: Explain.

MM: I met a lot of wild people. I went to a lot of crazy parties. I met some bikini models, and one of them talked me into being an extra on a porn set, and before you knew it I was in porn!

ISP: What was your first scene?

MM: MILF Hunter. It was great. I was really nervous at first. I didn’t even know what a “pick-up” was. We ended up at Home Depot, where he helped me load teak wood into the back of my car. I was nervous about the pick-up…the acting…but the fucking I had no problem with. I was ready for that.

ISP: Any preconceived notions about what happens on a porno set?

MM: I though there was a lot more fucking than there really is. I thought I was gonna be fucked fucked fucked. There’s a lot of breaks! And I didn’t realize there were so many pictures that needed to be taken. I had neck pain for two days after I show for Ass Parade…looking over my shoulder while they shot my ass.

ISP: How big is your ass?

MM: I have no idea. That’s a good question! It’s really big. It turns me on when I turn men on while I giggle it.

ISP: Do you giggle for strangers?

MM: In a club while I’m dancing, yea. I do a lot of simulated-sex while I dance. I’m a big tease!

ISP: What specifically is it about the act of teasing that pushes your button?

MM: I had a boyfriend for 12 years, and I was faithful. That’s all I could do. When I got tired of him it turned me on to tease his friends.

ISP: Ever rub one out while thinking about teasing his friends?

MM: Yea!

ISP: What do you want to take away from this crazy biz?

MM: I’m doing it cause it’s fun. It kinda turns me on, too. I don’t get much action in my real life, and now I get fucked every day.

ISP: You’re not the first girl who’s told me that. I think a lot of girls get to act out fantasies in a safe environment on a porn set.

MM: Yea, who else would do more than 2 guys and feel safe and have fun? In the normal world that would be scary. Plus, I don’t really date that much in my normal life. I don’t get much action. With this job, I get lots of action…and a paycheck! And I love the attention, too! I didn’t get that when I weighed 225. I lost 87 pounds five years ago.

ISP: How do you think you got to a Deuce and a Q?

MM: My boyfriend wasn’t around much, so, instead of cheating I was eating and touching myself.

ISP: What was the #1 item in your fridge back then?

MM: Pizza. I would order pizza 5 times a week. The whole pizza. I can’t even eat pizza now.

ISP: Would you have ever done BBW porn?

MM: Hell no!

ISP: So do you think that there’s any correlation to you getting fucked on film and your weight loss?

MM: Yea, it’s kinda like when a girl gets new tits. She gets a litttle wilder…she shows her boobs and flashes people. It’s like that for me now. I got a new body and now I get wilder and I don’t have any problem getting naked now!

ISP: So what’s in your fridge now?

MM: Fresh spinach. Grilled chicken. A big pack of bottled water. It looks like a garden in my fridge now.

ISP: And you say you’re not really dating much?

MM: No.

ISP: Wanna hand over your phone number?

MM: You’re the hottest porn director I’ve ever seen. You made me nervous when I first got here cause you’re good looking. You’re turning red, too.

ISP: I’ll make sure to add a couple hundred bucks to your check for that. I’m flattered.

MM: I was hoping you were male talent when I first met you today.

ISP: Um…I can be male talent.

MM: Would you create a new website so we can do it? We can be a couple and cruise the streets of LA picking up hot bitches. Then we’ll talk them into doing porn. That’ll be a great site.

ISP: I dunno. You think people will pay to see my smokin’ six incher?

MM: Yes…cause you’re so handsome. With your pretty eyes! I’m making you turn red! This is awesome.

ISP: Um…I’m speechless. I think we’re done. Oh…you gotta mySpace? Fans love that shit.

MM: I sure do.

ISP: So I got a shot with you is what you’re saying?

MM: You’ve got a girlfriend. How long have you had that problem?

ISP: Not so long that I can’t shake it.

MM: Call me when you get tired of her. When you’re ready to have fun! Just bring Maggie, too. Promise?

ISP: Um…I’m speechless. I think we’re done.

Mellanie Monroe

Here's the Skinny on Your Favorite Star, stories from porno land (some amusing, some not)

Ashley Jane

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Ashley Jane
You gotta love time adjustment. As in it’s 6 in the morning, and I’ve been up a half hour. I’ve never been a morning person, but traveling can sure turn you into one.

I have another funny “boyfriend” story. Well, I dunno if it’s funny, but I certainly found it amusing.

I get an e-mail from Sleazy Porno Agent touting a new find — Ashley Jane. Her dance card says she does solo, G/G, and handjobs.

That’s it.

Usually if a girl’s gonna touch a weiner, she’ll do the whole she-bang: handjobs, blowjobs, B/G, etc.

Not Ashley Jane. And this makes for good Manojob fodder. The scarcer the content, the better it is, right? Meaning, if there’s not a whole lot of dirty movies out there with Ashely Jane with a dude, it’ll be easier to sell. Makes sense to me, anyway.

So when I saw her dance card, and I saw how cute she was, I booked her right away. And I booked her for two Manojobs instead of one.

She shows up on set, and she’s on time, and she’s really, really cute. Ashley Jane is one of those girls who represents way better in person than she does on camera.

Lately the members at Manojob have been asking for The Money Shot to end up on titties, and how can I refuse a paying member’s request?

Here’s some free Ashely Jane hand job movies from that first shoot, so don’t say I never gave ya nothing.

After she cleans up, I tell her to get back into the make-up chair, cause her second Stunt Cock is almost here, and, I think I said it like this: “I’ll have the second guy blow a load in your face…cool?”

I asked her if it’s cool, but it’s really my passive-aggressive way of saying this dude’s gonna give you a facial whether you like it or not.

Ashley Jane gave me this weird sort of look and didn’t say much. Then, she kinda shuffled back into the make-up room.

This means Ashely’s not too thrilled about taking a load to the kisser.

But it’s porn, right? Where else is the load supposed to really wind up? Well…on her tits, I guess. Especially if my members ask for it.

A few minutes Ashley calls me into the make-up room. “My boyfriend won’t let me do the facial. I’m sorry.”

The Old Billy Watson woulda thanked her, told her to pack her gear and go.

The New and Improved Billy Watson thought a sec. Where else have the members wanted to see a girl take a load?

Well, all over her pussy. But if Ashely Jane’s boyfriend wasn’t OK with the facial, there was no way he was gonna be OK with the creampie…right?

I mean if I was Ashley Jane’s BF, and I wasn’t gonna let her take the facial there’s no way she’s gonna let some stranger splooge all over her vagina.

But that’s me.

Cause Ashley Jane’s boyfriend was perfectly content with the creampie.

Here’s a few free clips of Ashley Jane jerking a guy to completion all over her beautiful V-Jayjay.

Now, after you pick yourself up off the floor from laughing so hard, just know that at five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year…the time and date will be: 04:05:06 07/08/09.

And that will never, ever happen again.

Kinda like Ashley Jane appearing in a dirty movie with another boy, cause a few hours after her second scene with me, I called her agent to book Ashley for one more hand job (cause I thought she was that cute, and I had a funny feeling she was gonna quit doing boys).

Sure enough, her agent said that was the last time she’d work with a dude.

Where as 04:05:06 07/08/09 will never happen again, I’m not so sure about Ashley Jane…but you never know.

Ashley Jane