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Tara Lynn Foxx at Gloryhole and Blacks on Blondes

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Tara Lynn Foxx and Cameron Love Blacks on Blondes
I’m about to jump a plane outta here, but before I do I wanted to tell ya about this week’s updates at Blacks on Blondes and Gloryhole, cause Über-Hottie and porno newbie Tara Lynn Foxx is part of both of them.

Take note: I’ve never used “Über” here, and it’s just my way of saying goodbye to Germany as I head outta here. I wonder if anyone’s ever used “Über” to describe something pornographic? And using the umlaut correctly?

I think not.

At B.O.B., I had Tara Lynn and Cameron Love work each other a bit before they worked Jack Napier’s XXXXXL black dong. This includes Tara and Cameron taking turns cleaning each others’ butts with their tongues. I think the scene turned out well. Both of these girls are black cock sluts in real life.

Really, they are.

I think Cameron squirted all over the place, too…but I don’t recall now. Funny, but I kinda forget about the scenes I shoot almost immediately after I shoot them. Anways, both girls really gave their all, and I appreciated it.

A few days earlier Tara and I jumped into the van and headed out to a glory hole I found that’s still very cruisy.

Cruisy gloryhole.

I remember when The Producer said he wanted to start a glory hole site.

“Aren’t those a gay thing?” I asked.

He said, “Not anymore.”

Anyways, here’s Tara Lynn Foxx’s mySpace, and her Twitter. I know how much she loves her fans, and that’s why I’m posting the links here. Say hello to her. Who knows…maybe she’ll love you long time.

Someone recently commented that they don’t want anything but porno on a porn blog, and I kinda agree…so I’m gonna keep ISP more porno now.

What old school TV cop used to say, “Just the facts, mam?”

OK — I gotta run. It’s a long way home.

Tara Lynn Foxx and Cameron Love Blacks on Blondes

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Lexi Diamond’s First Porn Scene.

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Lexi Diamond first porn scene
Since it’s raining on my Salzburg Austria parade, I thought I’d tell you about Lexi Diamond.

Wait — let me tell you I saw Mozart’s doorbell today. Really, I did. Actually, I took a picture of Heir Mozart’s doorbell; it was his pad for 26 years, and I’m sure it’s not the original doorbell…but who knows. I’d like to think it was. I mean I’m not a Mozart nut or anything, but it was still kinda cool to see.

Anyways, Jim South has been a porno agent since Day 1. I mean that literally. As in Jim South and his World Modeling Agency was the place you’d go to book a Ginger Lynn / Traci Lords G/G scene in, say, 1983. I think the only other “official” porn agent that’s been around as long as Jim South is Reb…but I think South has him beat.

For the most part, Porno Agents are a sleazy lot. There’s a few good ones. Maybe 4 that I can think of off the top of my head. Maybe more. I dunno, mainly cause I’m still on vacation and I don’t want to think about porn a whole lot, except to tell you my story about Lexi Diamond. Oh…and that I like Jim South. He has some great stories, and I always try to pull one or two more out of him whenever I stop by to pay him whatever agency fees I owe. He’s the only one I really visit; the other agents I owe money get a check in the mail. Not Jim. Cause I can always count on something good whenever I stop by…like Tom Byron’s first nude Polaroid pic taken before he jumped into the Porno Game, or a good Traci Lords story.

Now, here’s where I kinda get down on World Modeling: their girls are kinda skanky. Some are really tough. I want to do biz with South, but it’s kinda tough. Then one day I get an e-mail from him touting porn newbie Lexi Diamond. I booked her immediately for Manojob and The Dick Suckers.

“Now, I gotta tell you this Billy. This girl has never shot before. Not a thing. And she’ll only shoot with her boyfriend. You OK with that Boss?”

Here’s my take on shooting a girl who will only work with her boyfriend: if it works out, the content is gold, cause almost no one else in Porn Valley will shoot a girl that only does things with boys if it’s her boyfriend. I like having content featuring a girl as hot as Lexi…especially since no one else will have it.

But there’s a huge risk…most boyfriends can’t perform. They’re not male talent…they’re boyfriends, and they suck at being a stunt cock. So I told this to Jim South, and I made it clear if BF couldn’t perform, they wouldn’t get paid.

“No problem Boss! She’ll be there with a smile on her face!”

Do I need to tell you boyfriend couldn’t get it up? Not even for one second. Which doesn’t mean I’m shit talking Boyfriend. I’ve blogged this a ton before — it ain’t easy being Male Talent. No way. Think about it…how many different dudes do you see in front of a camera? Since the internet it’s gotten way easier for dudes to jump into the game — but still. A whole different blog.

Anyways, Lexi and her man know the deal, and usually when BF fails and GF isn’t down to work with another dude, they’re hauling ass as fast as they can get out of there. But Lexi ain’t moving. So I leave the room so they can “discuss” and get on my cell phone to get a Stunt Cock down to my studio as fast as possible. Cause I already know how their discussion is going to turn out.

“You can wait in the make-up room while I shoot the scene,” I tell BF after they give me their decision. And the decision, of course, is that Lexi’s gonna jerk off anyone I can find, cause she ain’t going back to Jack-In-The-Box (her last job before porn).

Lexi Diamond hand job movie — and her first ever dirty movie. And it went so well I had her back a few weeks later, cause she was still in the game, and from what it looks like…she’s gonna be around a while.

A Lexi Diamond blowjob movie was shot a few weeks later.

I even had her come back for Manojob, cause I think she’s so cute, and I think she’s gonna have a decent Porno Career. Let’s just see how long BF watches from the sidelines before he says enough’s enough.

Cause sooner or later, that day’s gonna come.

And now I’m off to watch the rain fall and sit in front of my little pension and sip a Stiegl Spezial and listen to Indie Pop Rocks…cause they’re playing “Hey Joe”, and it’s not the Jimi Hendrix one…but the one by Tahiti 80 — a band I like very, very much.

But No Way Am I Gay.

Lexi Diamond first scene

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Katrina Rosebud and her trip to the Glory hole

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Katrina Rosebud

When I was in junior high, I had a Social Studies teacher who was a total hippy. He’d play records while we were working on whatever it was we were working on that day. One of his records was “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane”, and I’d always wonder why anyone would name anything “The Worst” of…until now.

This blog’s original air date: October 23rd, 2005.

I’m laying around Dogfart’s secret mansion one night, watching TV and just cold-stone chillin’, when out of the blue Katrina Rosebud plops herself right next to me on the couch. She says hello, introduces herself, begins rubbing the inside of my thigh almost immediately, and asks if I’d like a back rub.

I know, I know. I can’t believe it, either. But I make a quick decision to ride this wave as far as she’ll take me.

Next thing I know we’re really getting friendly. I’m getting my back rubbed, she’s telling me her life story, and I’m still laying there thinking this can’t be true. But it was. I mean the back rub was real, and the conversation was real…her hands all over my ass was real.

And when she asked me to jacuzzi, it was very fucking real.

Next thing I know I’m naked, and she’s naked, and we’ve cracked a couple beers, and we’re making out in the jacuzzi. It’s a clear night, the coastline from Malibu to LAX is lit up like a Christmas tree, and I’m thinking there’s really nothing better right now than my life. I mean this is what Porno Land is all about – one second I’m watching TV, and the next minute Katrina Rosebud and I are naked in the jacuzzi, and now I’m on the edge and she’s about ready to start sucking my dick.

That’s when her friend came up and whispered something in her ear.

Katrina tells me to wait a sec…that she’ll be right back. And I say sure thing honey bunny and close my eyes to take it all in. I haven’t even been in Porno Land a month and already I’m hanging out with Porn Stars, and I’m in a multi-million dollar estate with Dogfart and the Crew, and we’re making porn by day and partying by night, and well…like I said: it don’t get any better than this. Fuck..who knows? Maybe both of them are on their way out here to fuck me silly.

A little later and no Katrina Rosebud. No friend. No one. I jump out of the jacuzzi to find my new girlfriend, and I’m thinking she’s inside, getting me a beer or something, and I’m gonna run into her on her way out to me.

Um, nope.

There’s Katrina Rosebud, fully-clothed, talking to Byron Long. Or Wesley Pipes. Or one of the crew. I don’t remember who.

“Hey Katrina, what’s up? Coming back?”

She looks at me like I’m the Elephant Man. And she didn’t answer me, either. I have no idea what’s up, until I find out the next day this all had to do with that secret whisper from her pal…it went something like this: Katrina. That is not the Producer. It’s not the guy renting the mansion. He’s just a lowly second cameraman. He can’t get you any work. I tried motioning that to you while you were rubbing his back in front of the TV. Get the fuck out of the jacuzzi now, and I’ll introduce to the right guy.

So there you have it. Katrina did end up getting a scene, but nothing else. Here’s her free glory hole movie.

And my ride with Katrina Rosebud had ended. Until a few years later, when I was in my LA studio, figuring out my shooting schedule, when I looked up to see Katrina. She had gained weight, looked tired, and she was hurting for work.

I smiled and asked if she remembered me.

Of course she hadn’t.

I smiled again and said I’d call her if I had anything.

Random Thoughts

Super fun e-Mails: The Green Dragon.

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Bobbi Starr interracial
Alex writes:

hey billy, i just thought of the funiest virus ever! heres my genious idea

image a cmputer virus would hide on everyone computer and it would update all you facebooks, myspace, twitters and so on status messages. only it would not write how you are or what you are doing, it would write the title off the porn movie you have watched last!!

what do you think of that billy?

btw i made green dragon and am really baked
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Hey Alex —

I like your idea very much…but I think it would be tough to write a virus that knows what porno is in your DVD player or what dirty site you last visited or what image is burned into your brain from the last time you jerked off.

How about this: jerk off to the beautiful Miss Tara Lynn Foxx blowing a XXXL-sized ween. She was one of the latest of might fine dick suckers that have graced my BJ site. Here’s some free Tara Lynn Foxx blowjob movies.

Oh, and while I’m at it, here’s Tara Lynn Foxx’s Twitter page. Why not follow her? She loves to let her fans know what she’s doing. I know this cause the other day she came over to my house for a Popsicle, and while she down on her knees enjoying it, she told me all about how much she loves her “Tweeps” — whatever the fuck that means.

Oh, my digressions! Back to your “genious idea”: I would probably like your idea much better if we would have shared some of that Green Dragon.

And I’ll admit I had no idea what Green Dragon was until I looked it up in Wikipedia. Funny thing is, I just left Prague, and they had Cannabis Vodka all over the place. I didn’t partake in that, but I did buy some Cannabis Iced Tea. It was tangy! It was even more of a hoot to watch my mom try a little. My dad refused the drink until I quadruple-dared him…and he only took a swig after Mom downed 1/2 the bottle.

Oh, my European adventures!

Your pal — Billy

PS: Who the fuck designed the toilets in Austria? I mean really…have you ever taken a dump here? There’s this weird shelf where the water is supposed to be, and your turd just kinda lays there until you flush, and then it’s sucked down into this smaller bowl of water just below the shelf…so flushing is akin to blending up a chocolate protein drink. Do I need to tell you how well this facilitates the poopy smell?

I swear it all has to do with the German’s obsession with poop. How else do you explain away their porn?

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Bobbi Starr Interracial Anal Gangbang!

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Bobbi Starr interracial
This week’s update at the world famous Blacks on Blondes features Bobbi Starr getting gang banged by 4 well hung black dudes. She also gets DP’d. DP = double penetration = a dick up her butt whilst one is filling her cunt.

When I sat down to write today’s blog, all I knew was I’d give you some free dirty movies, so here they are:

Bobbi Starr gloryhole movies.

Bobbi Starr interracial sex movies.

But that’s kinda cheap, so I wondered what I was gonna write about, and I don’t have much time, cause I’m about to go on a walking tour in Prague called “The History of Communist Czechoslovakia” when I remembered I have a Bobbi Starr story. I dunno if it’s a good one or not, but I’ll tell it.

I was walking with Civilian Girl in a trendy, kinda-upscale neighborhood in Los Angeles when I heard someone yell, “Billy Watson?!”

I know I’ve told you this before, but I’ll mention it again: we sometimes refer to people who aren’t in the porno game as “civilians”, and this specific girl I was hanging out with is an old, old, friend who knew me long before I was Billy Watson…and will know me long after I’m all done being Billy Watson. We had just finished up a small bottle of wine and shared a dinner at a fancy-pants Italian place and were walking by the cupcake store when I heard my name.

That’s right — a motherfucking cupcake store. What’s the world coming to?

Anyways, it was Bobbi Starr and Dana De Armond, and they were both enjoying their yummy, over-priced cupcakes. Dana had one; Bobbi had two. They’re big cupcakes, too…so I kinda surprised me that Bobbi was tackling two of them. It’s something I would never do…at least not back-to-back sitting in front of the place.

Funny thing was, I totally checked them out as Civilian Girl and I strolled past their table, but I was being a creepy perv (my usual self) and only looked at their tits — Dana’s tits, specifically. I hadn’t even taken the time to connect the face to the tits I was staring at…so I walked by them without even knowing who it was.

Bobbi said, “it is Billy Watson!”

Civilian Girl got to meet porn stars. It’s funny, too, cause as we had left my very favorite record store to go to the trendy LA spot to drink wine and eat Italian food, Civilian Girl was telling me how, in another life, she probably would have been a porn star: she’s adopted, she’s a total slut, and, much to my surprise, she admitted to me that she’s a cutter. Right there in the car ride to dinner. I’ve known this girl for almost 20 years and she’s just telling me now that she’s a Cutter. Which is to say she cuts herself from time to time. Usually when she’s feeling down…or anxious. With something sharp. Usually on her inner-thighs, so no one can see.

Most of the porno girls I’ve shot who cut usually work their arms, which, to me, is really silly. Wouldn’t it make sense to self-mutilate by going to town on somewhere not so conspicuous?

(As I’m banging this out my very favorite internet radio station — SOMA FM / Indie Pop Rocks — is playing Elliot Smith. Serious! Irony?)

The members have rated Dana’s scene in the top 5 on the whole site; Bobbi’s scene that just went up is tops. As in number 1. So it should make sense that Bobbi and Dana usually get a few bucks more for doing a scene than some of their peers. Which is totally unfair, especially when some of their peers deliver a scene every bit as good as Bobbi and Dana.

But whoever said life is fair?

Bobbi saved one of her cupcakes for the ride home, and I know this cause they asked me to drive them back to Dana’s house. Or was it Bobbi’s? I don’t recall…but I do recall the conversation back, which included topics as diverse as Dana’s new braces and their potential effect on oral scenes, as well as the problems that come with performing double anal.

Bobbi and Dana jumped out and we said our goodbyes; we pulled away and Civilian Girl said, “Um…that certainly was interesting. You lead an interesting life.”

“I guess so.”

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Tits & Ass circa 33,000 B.C.

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Caveman Porn

Take a look at those giant tits.

And that fat pussy.

You’re looking at the world’s oldest stroke fodder, which was whittled from a Mammoth tusk around 33,000 BC.

And you thought Nina Hartley was old school.

Caveman beat his meat, too. Poor, lonely Caveman, who couldn’t manage to club Cavegirl over the head and drag her back home.

The obsession with nekkid girls has been with man since Day One, and this just proves that point. They found this bit of Caveman Porn in a German cave. I’m surprised it wasn’t more elaborate…as in a Caveman pooping on Cavegirl, cause we all know how much those Whacky Germans love their Scheiße Movies.

Thank goodness for the internet when it comes to translating German to English. This is how I discovered “Scheiße”, cause — being a dumbass American — I was about to call them Schizer movies. As in German Schizer Movies. As in the kind Cartman’s mom starred in.

I also have no problem ending the last sentence in a preposition.

Anyways, they’re calling this the earliest example of figurative art, and I’m gonna call is the earliest example of porn, and I bet this was passed around during Caveman meetings, and after a furious session of Paper Rock Scissors, one lucky Caveman got to bring it home and whack off like never before. And I’m sure one winner hoarded it, and never brought it back, and he ended up hiding it from his future Cavegirl…and there it sat for 35,000 years.

What a good hiding place!

I think I’ll go off on a quick tangent and talk more about Germans, especially how clean those motherfuckers are. I couldn’t get over it. No one fucks up anything. Even on the public transport. The restrooms are so fucking spotless I had no problem dropping a deuce in them, which, for me, is unheard of…I am a total Home Field player, and the second I’m forced to poop anywhere but home, I won’t — unless I’m on the verge of dropping the aforementioned deuce in my drawers.

Not in Germany!

I had no problem sitting my big, white butt all over their public toilet seats.

(Sitting or setting?)

There will be no disorder! Not even in the sex shops, which were spotless. And when I walked into one, there wasn’t a single creepy Cruisy Boi; instead, all I saw were hot chicks buying sex toys.

Is this indicative off all German sex shops? Or only the ones in Munich? I mean are the sex shops in Berlin filthy?

What gives?

And now that I’m in Prague, what should I expect?

German Sex shops

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Lisa Marie and STD’s.

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Lisa Marie


When I was in junior high, I had a Social Studies teacher who was a total hippy. He’d play records while we were working on whatever it was we were working on that day. One of his records was “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane”, and I’d always wonder why anyone would name anything “The Worst” of…until now.

This blog’s original air date: September 27, 2005…so I don’t know if her e-mail is still any good. I don’t even think she’s in the biz anymore. I suppose you could try the e-mail if you’re a fan. But don’t e-mail her just to shit talk, ok? By the way, I still like this entry enough to run it again whilst on the road to the Czech Republic.

By the way, anyone know what the girls are like there?

Oh…and Lisa Marie did come back, more than once…so how about I toss some free movies your way?

Here’s a Lisa Marie and Ruth Blackwell interracial movie for ya.

Here’s Lisa Marie in the glory hole. I remember very cleary she pulled a pen from her purse and scribbled “Skeezah Skeezah The Dick Pleezah” on the bathroom wall. I don’t remember if she told me her high school nickname was “Skeezah” but I think she did.

Yesterday Lisa Marie showed up for her shoot – early – and realizes, while she’s shooting pool in my green room, that her HIV test just expired 24 hours ago.

It’s a long story, but last month she tested positive for gonorrhea…and her retest was delayed…and the next thing you know she’s forgetting the original date of her HIV test…see, I told you it’s a long story.

And now you’re thinking one of two things – you’re either grossed out that she’s got a STD, or you’re thinking she “deserves” it, or she “got what was coming to her”.

Or, you can’t believe I just posted it here — on my blog — for all to read.

Well, I asked Lisa if I could write about it, cause this is a porn blog, and it’s about the sex business, and these sorts of things happen all the time in Porno Land. And I want people that don’t live and work in Porno Land to know a little about what it’s like to do so. And she OK’d it.

Sure, porn stars are tested every 30 days for HIV, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. But in a world where friends and strangers fuck for a living, STD’s are commonplace. And it’s also commonplace on every college campus in the nation, but that’s a different story. Or is it? I mean I got chlamydia when I was in school, and almost all my pals came down with drippy dick once or twice.

So don’t blame porn, brother.

I could ramble on about Herpes and Staph — both which aren’t part of the Porno STD test — but then I’m afraid I might ruin porn for ya.

Anyway, I was bummed, cause Lisa Marie is a heet, and she’s nice, and she loves to fuck on camera, and I know I’m gonna miss a great scene. I tell her this. And she comes back with a date next month to reschedule, and an unpublished pic for my blog. How fucking cool is that? The pic was shot by Floyd Hardwick; it’s one of his test shots, and it’s gonna end up somewhere on a Jim Lane product…don’t know which one, yet.

Then she gave me her e-mail to post here, so more of her fans can write! She loves getting e-mails as much as I dig reading your comments on this, so here ya go: LM4202004 at Yahoo (dot) com. So write and tell her how much you love her.

I know I do.

Super Fun E-mails

Super Fun e-Mails: Last Will and Testaments.

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Angelina Stoli hand job movies

Zombie4Brittney writes:

A wealthy Manojob member recently passed away. Needless to say, we were surprised when his attorney contacted us with the news that many of our starlets lad been included in his last will and testament.

To Angelina Stoli: a 1978 El Camino low rider. Bright orange. With those spinny-wheel-things too.

To Amy Starz: a paper hat and plastic gloves for her job at the Safeway deli.

To Kylee Lovit: the vice -presidency of her local school committee.

To Sofia Sandobar: black hair and a green card.

To Kelly Wells: a shrink.

To Riley Shy: a guest spot on the new “90210” series.

To Bree Olsen: an autographed 8×10 of Ginger Lynn.

To Cherry Poppins: chocolate Slimfast.

To Barbie Cummings: a black baby.

To Adrianna Nicole: spackle and a wire brush.

To Kinzy Jo: a father.

To Satine Phoenix: smaller eyes. Those things FREAK me out!

To Veronica Jett: a sandwich.

To Gia Paloma: a lawyer.

To Audry Elson: a forehead that you CAN’T land airplanes on.

To Bree Barrett: anything she wants.

To Michelle Sweet: a clean urine sample.

To Veronique Vega: an armored car, for all the money she will make.

To Marissa Mendoza: a bus ticket. Anywhere else.

To India Summer: a motorcycle gang.

To Roxy DeVille: actual talent.

To Gianna: back surgery.

To Jessica Valentino: cucumber slices for her eyelids.

To Jenny Hendrix: voice lessons and a smidgen of shame.

To Dylan Ryder: diamonds. Lots and lots of diamonds!

To Scarlett Pain: ammunition.
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Hello Zombie4Brittney!

Um…OK. I like that. Did I mention it’s now way easier to leave comments on ISP? Really, it is…and I can’t wait to read some of the ones this e-mail elicits. Cause really, good comments makes a good blog, right? And this one needs all the help it can get.

Thank you sir.

Your pal — Billy

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Annette Schwartz — Porno Princess

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Annette Schwartz interracial sex movies

Since I’m in Germany, and I just shook my jet lag, and I’m paying 22E a motherfuckin’ day to access the internet at this goddamn place (can you tell I’m pissed?) I thought I’d scribble a little bit about Annette Schwartz, cause I love her so.

Annette Schwartz might be the finest adult performer ever. She’s certainly the best I’ve ever shot. She was so good on my set that when my mom called to see how I was doing that day, I put Annette on the phone. I mean why not?

Mom knows what I do for a living, and I’m such a momma’s boy I usually call her once a day, just cause my mom fucking rules. She’s not excited I’m Porno, but then again she wasn’t excited when I was Stock Market. She was very excited when I was Education.

I told my mom I wanted to marry Annette, and then I just handed Annette the phone.

“Hello Mrs. Watson,” Annette said.

I dunno what my mom said, cause she was talking to Annette — and not me.

“I’m sorry, but if I marry your son, I will take him away from you and we will go to Germany.”

So that’s why I’m writing about Annette now, cause I’m in Germany, and I just went to a Beer Garden, where I dined on a couple brat, a pretzel, and washed it all down with a mighty fine mug o’ beer.

Here’s some free Annette Schwartz interracial sex movies.

Here’s some free Annette Schwartz handjob movies.

It wasn’t too long after Annette gave this handie that the conversation I just told you about all went down.

Annette’s hands were clean when I handed her my phone.

Her agent gave me Annette’s e-mail before I left on my trip, but he told me it would take “forever” for Annette to answer if I wrote, so I decided against it. Besides, even though I love Annette, this trip is all about Everything non-porno.

Which is to say I need a break.

Badly.