OK, I concede.
Due to the hundreds of thousands of e-mails demanding my return, I’m back.
Just don’t expect anything actually worth reading — or done in any sort of timely fashion.
Just expect The Norm.
I Am Off Strike
Today’s Guest Blogger: Doron Pepperscone on porno talent
From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.
Since I’m still holding strong with my Brethren on Strike, I’m having Doron Pepperscone take over the blog for a while. He used to be The Minion, but, like Jekyll and Hyde, Doron goes back and forth between alter-egos. He’s now calling himself Doron Pepperscone, cause that’s what Adrianna Nicole calls him.
Today, Doron’s talking about one of My Main Most Men, Johnny Fender. Oh, and that’s Barbie Cummings, right after Fender did his thang all over her glasses.
Billy Watson is in his second week of striking. I understand his bank account has forced him to a life of Top Ramen and beans. I’m making it by “toaster leavins'” which you Married…With Children fans will understand. Get back to work, Billy. Hannukah is coming soon and I’ll rent out your studio for rap videos if the money doesn’t come in.
The day to day operations of a porn website run basically the same: Book talent, shoot talent, pay talent, release product. There are many in-betweens in that but that’s how it goes on a porn set. You deal with agents and porn men and women who, at times, have attitude and think their shit don’t stink. Porn “actors” showing up after their initial call time is normal. Hell, talent flaking happens on a daily basis and that’s something the casual porn fan doesn’t realize or care to bother thinking about.
However, there are some individuals in this business who don’t annoy me to no end. I know a guy who is talent and he goes by the name of “Johnny Fender.” Johnny is one of the guys in the porn game who knows what his role is and he never comes to set with a rock star attitude that others have. Fender knows that his entire body is just a life support system for his dick that inevitably pumps in and out of the freshest chicks in the business. He’s always on time, brings his test with him which means I never get the, “Can we look it up online?” shit from him. He also doesn’t creep out the girls or fuck up his paperwork after it’s been explained to him several times. He also takes direction very well and his testicles unleash a popshot that could drown a village. Johnny Fender is used for our sites such as Manojob.com, EatSomeAss.com, TheDickSuckers.com, and Jomg.com.
Fender is a great guy and he can be booked by emailing him at Hardrock_Fender(at)yahoo(dot)com
Today’s Guest Blogger: Doron Pepperscone — “Lookin’ For Luv”
From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.
Since I’m still holding strong with my Brethren on Strike, I’m having Doron Pepperscone take over the blog for a while. He used to be The Minion, but, like Jekyll and Hyde, Doron goes back and forth between alter-egos. He’s now calling himself Doron Pepperscone, cause that’s what Adrianna Nicole calls him.
Today, Doron’s lookin’ for luv…ladies, here’s your chance.
Seriously.
“Tha Mad Scientist”, Billy Watson, is still on strike.
In fact, last I heard he was applying for government assistance in order to weather the storm of his latest financial woes. The studio is as empty as my refrigerator the night before Yom Kippur. The last few days I’ve been going through the landfill of tapes Billy has shot on. Fuck it, I’ll cut to the chase…………I’m depressed.
Why am I in a saddened state? Well, the holiday season is drawing near and for some odd reason I’m still single when those around me are dating, mating, and spilling their DNA all over the place. Don’t get me wrong, I’m WAS working for Billy Watson editing such sites as : Manojob.com, TheDickSuckers.com, ChelciFox.com, and others I can’t speak of at the moment. That experience working for Mr.Watson (get back to work, junior) has been beneficial. I got to see the freshest pussies getting fucked on a daily basis. Handjobs and Blowjobs were the norm. However, I’m still single and my testicles are ready to explode with a force not seen since Hiroshima.
Basically I’m saying that I’m on the market and any woman can have the pleasure of wining and dining me at a location of my choice. Ladies, why wouldn’t you want this? Did your last boyfriend know every single line to Robocop? Did your last man cry at the end of the comic book where Superman dies? Let me ask you this: Did your last lover lose sleep over the Mac vs PC debate? I think not!
Ladies, hit me up at DoronPepperScone (at) yahoo (dot) com or fuck it, call me at 818-300-9637.
Tell them Large Marge sent ya!
Today’s Guest Blogger: Doron Pepperscone — “My first porn love”
From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.
Since I’m still holding strong with my Brethren on Strike, I’m having Doron Pepperscone take over the blog for a while. He used to be The Minion, but, like Jekyll and Hyde, Doron goes back and forth between alter-egos. He’s now calling himself Doron Pepperscone, cause that’s what Adrianna Nicole calls him.
If you’d like to be a guest blogger, just e-mail me your entry, and if I like it, I’ll post it! Include any images that go along with your entry, please!
I was 14 years old and fell in love with an unattainable woman. I’ve always appeared older than my actual age. For one, I’m taller than normal and I grew facial hair when I was 12. Also, at the time I was into comic books and attended monthly conventions held at The Shrine Auditorium in Downtown L.A. I went with some buddies and made our way to the various tables which had X-Men, Spider-Man, Superman, and other comics.
All of a sudden I spotted a vendor smack dab in the middle of the place selling hardcore vhs porn. My friends dared me to walk around those tables and make as if I was interested in purchasing my first taste of hardcore smut. I took a deep breath, picked up a movie titled “Suburban Swingers” with the late Savannah on the cover and handed the guy $15 all while being nervous but hiding it well.
I was able to get the tape and was a hero to my dorky friends who a year or 2 earlier were having their Bar Mitzvahs. I got home that night and saw this Savannah chick getting nailed by Joey Silvera. The rest of the movie was great but the blonde bombshell was the kind of girl I’d want to get married to in the future. I kept stockpiling whatever movies I could find that had her in it. My friend, “H” was really digging Chasey Lain and we would debate as to which whore was superior. Around that time Savannah took her life. I found out about it in a Hustler and the world,for a split second, came to a standstill. I’ve been infatuated with many other porn chicks since then but Savannah was the first. Is it wrong to jack off to scenes of a porn chick who died 13 years ago?
Let me know at DoronPepperScone at yahoo (dot) com
Current Events
Mickey Rourke, shown here in mug shots, was arrested for driving under the influence on a green scooter, in Miami Beach, Fla., authorities said.
I Am On Strike
You read right. I’m on strike.
In order to show my support The Brethren Writers in Hollywood, I shall cease writing until they get their fair share.
In the meantime, I can’t let ISP die, so The Minion, AKA Doron Pepperscone, shall be taking over all writing duties.
He needs something to do anyway…ever since they took Fat Albert off the air he’s been terribly bored.
What will this mean for Billy Watson?
How will it effect my tremendously successful, tremendously lucrative, tremendously entertaining blog?
Will I still manage to get laid? Or, at the very least, blown?
Only time will tell.
The Black Cab Sessions. Chapter Six: Daniel Johnston
If I can’t be a lover then I’ll be a pest…
Interview with a Porn Star (#34) — Phoenix Marie
I Shoot Porn: Before your illustrious career as a porn whore, what did you do?
Phoenix Marie: Finance for Yamaha, Honda, Polaris, Harley Davidson, and Kawasaki. I was a finance manager, actually.
ISP: Wow! That means you can add and subtract. You know, most Porno Stars can’t.
PM: Hey, I’m a high school and college grad!
ISP: Yipee! Where from?
PM: Riverside, CA. I went to UCR.
ISP: Isn’t Riverside where all the meth in California is made?
PM: No, that’s actually Hemet.
ISP: Do you have a drug problem?
PM: Nope. Never even had a single cigarette even.
ISP: Were you molested as a child?
PM: Nope.
ISP: Does your suitcase pimp show his love with a strong backhand?
PM: Not thus far! I’m a good whore!! Really, I don’t have a pimp, except my agent, LA Direct!
ISP: Do you ever feel exploited after walking off a porno set?
PM: Nope. I always feel respected and I have a lot of fun at my job. There’s never a 9 to 5 day here.
ISP: So how many scenes have you done so far?
PM: Our trip to the Gloryhole was my 8th scene ever.
ISP: What did you think about the dirty filthy gloryhole?
PM: Very, very naughty. I can’t believe I actually did it.
ISP: Oh, it gets better! Now you’re going to experience Ruth Blackwell and her black best pal. Any feelings on black cock?
PM: Um, the bigger the better.
ISP: Were you a super slut before you got into porno?
PM: I’ve only been with 6 guys in my life before porn.
ISP: That’s crazy. What up with that?
PM: I’ve always been in a monogamous, serious relationship.
ISP: What was the craziest thing you ever did sexually, off camera??
PM: Do you wanna hear about the Harley or the jet ski…or both?
ISP: Water and sex always make for fun.
PM: I’m with my dude, we’re at the river in Laughlin, families all around us — his and mine — middle of the afternoon. It’s a stand up jet ski. So we started playing around…you know, typical grabbing my boobs, bending me over like he was gonna bang me, and finally he turned me so I was facing him, laying down on the jet ski, then he pulled my bikini bottoms to the side, and he inserted his big dick in my pussy, and then started the jet ski and we drove around in the open water while he was fucking me.
ISP: Wait a sec. Your family was watching?
PM: We were trying to be as inconspicuous as possible. But they got a show, yea. His mom and step dad more so, and when we came back they gave him a bunch of shit! Step dad said, “Not only does she have air bags, your jet ski does too, now!”
ISP: May I see your beautiful air bags?
