Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Chico Chronicles, Part 4)

The Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Yes, this is all true: as “The Minion”, Doron fucked — or got blown by — the following list of porn whores. Something tells me the list in incomplete. And someday, somehow, this content will see the Light of Day.

Why did I continue to work for Chico?

His generous bank account afforded me the chance to drain my jizz onto the following porn chicks. If It was just a blowjob then I made note of it. If I banged them more than once I made note of it:

Alexis Sunshine
Aliana Love
Alicia Aghatti
Allie Ray
Amber Rayne (BJ)
Asia
Avy Lee Roth (a few times)
Bailey
Brody
Cassidy Blue
Chanel Chavez
Christina Agave (a few times)
Courtney Cummz
Crystal Ray(pop only)
Deja Daire
Delilah Strong (several times)
Dillan Lauren
Emma Redd
Estelle
Gia Paloma (bj and the infamous “yellow jizz” nickname)
Genesis Skye
Hailey Paige (a few times, RIP)
Hilary Scott (bj)
Holly Wellin (a few times)
Jasmine Tame (a few times)
Jessica Jammer
Joanna Angel (pop only)
Kacey
Kaci Starr (bj)
Kara Bare
Kat – (a bunch of times)
Katie Ray
Katin
Katrina Isis
Keeani Lei
Kelly Wells
Leah Luv
Lexi Belle(a few times)
Lindsay Kay (bj)
Lucious Lopez (bj)
Lucy Thai
Lyla Lei (bj)
Mason Storm-BJ
Milf who I don’t remember the name of
Missy Monroe
Myah Monroe
Naudia Nyce
Paige Turner aka Katie Thomas
Pamela Princess
Riley Mason
Roxy Jezel (bj)
Sativa Rose
Sophia
Staci Thorn (bj)
Tia Tanaka (a few times)
Tina Fine
Tory Lane-a few times
Tyla Wynn (bj)
Vanilla Sky
Veronica Jett (a few times)

Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Chico Chronicles, Part 3)

Super Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Doron’s “Chico Chronicles” is planned in 5 parts, but somehow I think he could write a book here. Lots of broad strokes that I’d like to see with more detail, but hey, like I said — I don’t edit or influence my guest bloggers in any way.

I clocked in a few months with Chico Wang. I was getting web content ready for him and he’d upload it. I continued setting up lights and other tasks that go along with being a production assistant. Quite often he would mock me in front of complete strangers and those in the industry.

Did I make my share of mistakes? Of course. Ask John Strong, Steve Holmes, and Tony T. I fucked up my share of what I was supposed to do. Sometimes computer equiment would malfunction and I was the reason why. In a “normal” world I would have been fired. Then again, Chico had other plans for me and that would include a website like none other.

Did I make careless mistakes as well? Absolutely. You see, I’m not completely innocent but I made sure to treat those around me with some respect………if that means anything these days. In fact, looking back I can admit that I should have stuck up for myself when people who weren’t Wanker would talk down to me because they felt since Chico did it then it was all fair game. Some of those people are no longer in porn and they can go suck a fat dick.

I eventually decided to not participate in the Britney Madison scene since another humiliating scenario didn’t appeal to me at all. Chico and I went to the Cheesecake Factory one night where Britney and her female roommate spent a great deal of time trying to convince me to do it. The late Britney obviously wanted a payday from Chico and Chico would be happy to oblige if it meant 30 minutes or so of footage where I made a fool of myself. Allow me to make the point that I could have said “fuck it” and left the business. I didn’t and I won’t bore you with whatever reasons I still have for not bailing out 3 years ago.

The scene was set: I was at Britney’s pool sun bathing and she came in and oiled me up. Remember, Chico laughed like a hyena and his camera would shake from his laughing. She oiled me up, took me to her apartment, and proceeded to feed me. She sucked my cock and I stuck it in her ass. Before you knew it I blew my load and I beat myself up over more than Chico did. Chico said that it actually worked out better since that footage was to be for a porn jackass themed site.

We had one scene in the can and much, much more were to come. I felt like the future was going to see a minion site that college frats would play on Saturday nights….at least that’s what super editor Kurt once said.

Remember, this was February 2004. It eventually got to the point where I would come into the office and Chico would be showing random people the various video segments he shot of me. He constantly told me that I would get a percentage of the site when it was to come out. He never said exactly how much and you can chalk that up to me being naive at the time. I wanted to believe that one day someone would log onto my site, see the tour, and whip out their credit card to join.

Scene after scene was shot. I had various food like spaghetti, fruit juices, and other messy items tossed onto me while the girl called me an assortment of names such as “small dick” and the ever so popular, “fat fuck”. Chico’s shooting house on White Oak became like the Combat Zone. The infamous yellow couch, which Faceblaster can attest to, was soaked with every performer’s DNA. Chico used to joke that, “You could perform sexual crimes in this house and they’d never nail me on DNA evidence. It seems odd now knowing what I know.”

Cleaning the house after each shoot was a chore but in my mind it was worth it since moments earlier I was draining my ballsack into some chick’s mouth for a site I believed was in the works. Times were not fun.

Around April of 2004 my work was slipping and I became a miserable person. I would come in at 1 and leave by 6. I did the bare minimum and looking back that wasn’t the best way to go about things. Chico was like a sponge……..once soaked with Bud Light. He might have been drunk a lot but he would remember things especially if he could use it against you. For example: Let’s say you fuck up anything. You go months doing a flawless job and manage to fuck up again. He would remind you time and time again of the initial screw up. That’s how he was.

He got fed up and in late March 2004 he suspended me. Little did I know that I’d be back in a few weeks. He could have had another P.A in a heartbeat but he took me back after a lengthy telephone call in which he spoke in a sober manner. I didn’t know at the time but he was given the green light to shoot scenes with me getting beat up by porn chicks (which didn’t bother me. I actually enjoyed it). He would need me back in order to secure that deal and unemployment was a bitch. I would come back to work in April but the landscape was changing. He brought in Ricky D to do web work and eventualy edit for him. Little did I know that Chico would fuck up that relationship as well as many others.

Little did I know that 6 1/2 years earlier Chico was in an LA courtroom on charges of pistol whipping a woman and sexual assault.

Interview with a Porn Star (#32) — Scarlett Pain

Scarlett Pain

I Shoot Porn: What’s up with all those tats? And your name! Are you trying to be cool or something?

Scarlett Pain: I’ve always wanted tats since I was a little girl. When I finally turned 18 I went crazy, and I dunno if it’s about looking hard, but I like the way it looks. It’s art, and it’s nice to have art on your body! And no, I’m not trying to be cool. But hey, let’s face it, I rock!

ISP: Anyways, I think you’re kinda cool, and I really don’t even know you. I’m basing this all on meeting you in the parking lot and walking you up to the studio and shooting your scene. But…would you describe yourself as kinda cool and kinda angry, all at the same time?

SP: Everyone thinks I’m a bitch by the way I look, but when they meet me, some get disappointed, cause I’m laid back and easy going.

ISP: Describe your childhood.

SP: I was a spoiled brat. My parents gave me pretty much whatever I wanted, so once I became an adult it was hard to accept responsibilities and become independant.

ISP: But wait, you weren’t abused as a kid, like all porn girls?

SP: Nope. Not abused nor molested sexually in any way. I lost my virginity when I was 18, which is old for people these days, I think.

ISP: High school — love it or hate it.

SP: Loved high school. I was a cheerleader and I was in choir, and my junior year I was kicked out and went to continuation.

ISP: Why were you kicked out?

SP: For a whole lot of little reasons that became a big reason. But I graduated, and I graduated from the high school I started at.

ISP: You just had sexual intercourse with an African American for the very first time for the world’s greatest interracial adult website, Blacks on Blondes. This is very real. A movie of you does not exist fuckin’ & suckin’ a black male until this very monent. How do you feel after it’s all said and one?

SP: It was awesome. It was a great scene and I had a really good time!

ISP: If you were having a dinner party and could invite three famous people, who would they be?

SP: Steve Buscemi, Rizza from Wu Tang Clan….god, there’s so many. Um. Vince Vaughn.

ISP: Did you have a “crazy” sex life before she got into the business, like you ever do a 3some or a gangbang without getting paid and having it filmed?

SP: Yes, I did a 3some, but never a gang bang. I’d like to think my sex life was pretty much normal. Nothing super crazy weird.

ISP: Do you like your bacon thin and crispy or thick and chewy?

SP: Thin and crispy.

ISP: OK, I have to take a picture of you for the blog interview. Please show me your beautiful knockers once more.

SP: Wait! NO! My make-up looks terrible! I just got done with my scene!

ISP: That’s cool. Fucked up make-up is hot.

(We take the pics.)

ISP: Gimme one guilty pleasure of yours. Like, lately mine has been The Electric Light Orchestra. What’s yours?

SP: Bowling. I just bowled a 170.

ISP: I hate to admit this, but my other guilty pleasure is myspace. Wanna be my friend?

SP: Of course.

ISP: Do you feel exploited?

SP: No, never. No one ever makes me do anything I don’t wanna do. Why would I feel expolited?

ISP: So do you want to go have sex with me in the bathroom right now?

SP: How much are you paying me?

Scarlett Pain

Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Chico Chronicles, Part 2)

The Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

My name is Doron and this is a retrospective at my time and dealings with Chico Wang.

Anyways, it was early 2002 and Extreme Associates had a whacky webmaster known as “Wanker Wang”. Extreme also had a wrestling promotion called XPW which I passed out flyers for on one occasion. I met Wanker when he was in his office rendering video for their site. He was drunk and didn’t make much sense.

Fast forward to the Summer of 2003 and I had just left my job at a coffee shop. I was unemployed and had always been a fan of porn. Shit, when I was 14 I bought my first hardcore vhs tape from a comic book convention. I had known of a site called Lukeford.com and it’s writer, Wanker Wang, had left Extreme and gone to Anabolic/Diabolic. He posted that he needed a minion and I applied.

We met with Cal444 for some Thai food. The drive to the restaurant was memorable for the fact that Wanker had a bottle of piss in his car which he claims he didn’t know it got there. We ate and shot the shit. I was skeptical as to whether or not I would get the gig. Fuck, who wouldn’t want to be around massive amounts of snatch on a daily basis? He said he would get back to me.

One week passed and then another one. I made several calls to his phone which he didn’t answer.

I emailed him and he got back to me with, “Bro, I like you but I need someone with web experience. If you want the job you got to digitize 4 scenes a week, run errands, and other random stuff. I expect work done!”

With that, I was in!

I was totally nervous my first few weeks. I had just been given this chance to be in porn that any other guy would have died for. Off the bat Chico had me go to AIM and get tested. He said it was for an Oral Consumption scene that belonged to Anabolic Video. I thought it would be fun and getting my dick sucked by a porn chick always seemed appealing.

So we go up to his house in the hills off of Topanga Canyon. Mason Storm was there and Wanker had me wear Depends underwear as well. He has Mrs. Storm humiliate me, make me do jumping jacks, and she urinated on me. I eventually got to pop on her feet and I felt as if I had been a team player. I also believed that this hazing of me would show Wanker as well as all around him that I was serious about doing the porn thing.

I cleaned up and we all went to the cheesecake factory. I felt as if I was now part of something special. I went home to my mom and she had no idea that her good jewish son was humiliated by a lesbian Latina whose girlfriend was watching.

The weeks turned into months. I got to meet male talent that I had been watching fuck porn girls as I grew up. Brian Surewood, John Strong, and others. I was setting up Chico’s lights, organizing paperwork, snapping pics of new girls coming to the offices, and the beer……….always having beer and Marlboro lights for the Wang.

Voltron never missed a chance to poke fun of my weight to industry people AND individuals we’d meet in the outside world.

“Hey, look at this fat fuck!” was something he’d blurt out to a waitress when we’d go out to eat. At first I didn’t seem to care. I was also digitizing and rendering video for Wanker to put on the member’s sites. I was doing 60+ hour weeks with the constant paranoia that Wanker would belittle me during his drunken nights.

My time there was also beneficial in that I met Tony T. He came up in the business right before me and Wanker also put him through porno hell. To his credit, Tony overcame the trials and tribulations of being male talent. Tony was and still is a good guy to me and he’s matured a ton since I first met him 4 years ago. Tony would come into the office and we would clown him on how he would talk during his scenes. Shouts of “Oh my God son, yeahhhhh!” and “You lookin heavy, ma!” would come from the mouths of Sal Genoa and Chico. Tony has a phenomenal work ethic and he’s like train with no breaks on it.

Chico would find his VX2000 and shoot me in zany situations. Wearing Katja Kassin’s underwear and being laughed at by Taylor Rain were some of the torment I went through for no reason other to amuse Chico. Most likely he wanted the acts to amuse his friends who must have felt sorry for me and weirded out by him. At this point I was starting to hate his guts.

Little did I know that he was about to supply me with so much pussy.

Also, little did I know that I had just taken a job from a convicted rapist and woman abuser.

Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Chico Chronicles, Part 1)

Super Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Which, at least for this entry, is somewhat of a lie. No one from Chico’s “camp” have really talked about Chico, so I asked The Minion to guest blog that very topic: Chico Wang.

I’ve hired The Minion to be my PA under the following circumstances: I call him by his first name, I try my hardest not to lose my temper with him, and that he shows up on time and gives me an honest day’s work.

It’s been almost two months now, and he’s helping me in ways I couldn’t have imagined.

When I asked him to blog his relationship with Chico, Doron thought about it for a while, didn’t really answer me right away, and now he’s sitting at his desk banging out his thoughts and feelings. He’s asked to do this in 5 parts.

We’ll see what happens.

The Minion is gone and no more.

You see, that was a persona of mine given to me by the late Chico Wang. Chico was also known as “Wanker Wang” and gave me my first break into the porno world. His death has brought up tons of feelings for me. I’m not going to sit here and pretend he was the nicest guy I ever met. No. He had his demons that I saw first hand and they were unforgiving.

In the next several days I’m going to take you on a trip through the last 4 years of my porno journey as relating to the times I was with Wanker. It’s going to be a fair look at the turbulent times that Chico and I went through and the shenanigans we committed.

Giddyup!

Chico Wang Is Dead.

Hailey Page

So is his wife, Hailey Page.

And there’s nothing I can do to explain away any of it, so I won’t; in fact, I wasn’t going to even mention it here, but here I am…doing what I thought I’d never do.

Kinda like making dirty movies.

I didn’t know Hailey at all…never met her once. Chico shot Hailey for my site Spunkmouth, but he also shot other scenes, too, which means the only thing really special about Hailey’s scene is it features a (now) dead girl shot by her (then) boyfriend-director who, most certainly, had some sort of responsibility for her demise.

Chico Wang’s body was found — half in his bed and half on the floor — in a cheap motel near San Jose, California, on September 29th. I spoke with the reporter from Morgan Hill, CA, who covered the story, and from what her sources say, it appears Chico OD’d on something, but they’re not sure, and toxicology reports “take forever” in that county to come back.

Hailey died in a hotel in King City, California, a month or so before.

And a month or so before that, Hailey and Chico were married in Las Vegas.

It was a love / hate relationship, the relationships Chico established with people in this industry; there was no in-between with him. He was my friend, but I’m not sure I would have befriended him if I had fully known who he was when we first met.

Chico Wang was a Three Ring Circus — a real porno cliché: he drank too much almost all the time and he farted on set and thought up outlandish scenarios for the movies he made; he asked his talent to do ridiculous things and his shoot houses were always filthy: cum-stained sofas with garbage everywhere and broken toilets and showers that never completely drained and back yards littered with dog shit and empty beer cans.

With The Minion and Hung Lo taking the brunt of it all.

And somehow, someway, hanging out at a Chico Wang Shoot House was really fun and really stupid — all at the same time.

It’s mentally exhausting to deal with anyone who’s physically and verbally abusive, who likes to drink to oblivion, or get so fucking high that you know The End is near.

But do I really need to mention that?

The last time I spoke to Chico, it was about a week before his problems kicked into high gear. He wanted me to swing by and check out his new HD camera, and he was excited because he had left the DVD company he shot for and was about to start shooting internet content for some big-shot investor friend. Chico also told me he and Hailey were “monogamous”, which I found kinda strange: I don’t believe in monogamy, and I find monogamous people in my business to be an oxymoron so striking and stupid that it’s certainly a lie.

“I’m helping her get her clean, too.”

“Oh, man…I’m sorry to hear she’s fucked up. But you know Hailey will only clean herself up when Hailey decides to do it.”

Chico got short with me as said, “Don’t you know all these anal girls are on something?”

I wanted to tell him no, none of the “anal girls” I knew had any kind of drug problem; they didn’t have to use pain killers to have butt sex, and, in fact, almost all the anal girls I know prefer anal sex to vaginal sex, but he sounded agitated, and I didn’t want to engage him in a pointless debate.

Depending on which gossip blog you’re reading, Hailey was using Oxycontin and / or heroin, and Chico was hiding a cocaine addiction.

But this is all something I never intended I Shoot Porn to become: gossip may be fun to read, but it ain’t no fun to write, and it certainly ain’t no fun to deal with the people you’re gossiping about on any sort of level.

I work in an industry with fuck-ups and degenerates, con men and frauds, sex addicts and drug addicts and misogynists; their lives are train wrecks and everyone knows it.

I also work in an industry with kind, fun, professional people who are great to be around; they’re people who love sex and don’t think there’s anything dirty or wrong with it, and their lives are filled with ups and downs and days they hate their job and days they love it and in-between days, too.

But hey, that’s our life.

Maybe it’s yours, too.

Super Fun E-Mails: “How does it feel to shoot porn?”

Jenni Lee - Dick Sucker

RJL writes:

What is the physiological effect on your body? IE; when I watch porn, my dick starts oozing it’s natural lube, so do you have to wear any absorbing material? Do you have to do anything to keep yourself in check? Or are you so caught up in videoing that it does not effect you? Do you regret saying things in a scene and have to edit it out? What’s the percentage of material that often gets deleted? How are these digital cameras, power wise and capacity wise? Did you take any classes in camera work?

RJL,

In your order:

1) Most of the time when I’m shooting a dirty movie it’s nothing but work. When I first started shooting dirty movies five years back, I’d have these weird, out-of-body experiences that are somewhat hard to describe. Kinda like I’d leave my own body and look at myself shooting porn, and I’d think how the fuck did I get here? Is this real? Then and now I wear underpants when I shoot porn to absorb any and all natural secretions, whether they come from my penis or my anus.

2) I do nothing to keep myself in check. Since I’m a human with a functioning brain, I realize this is a job and I act in a professional manner whenever I’m around talent, so I just kinda act like an adult and it all works out.

3) I am focused on shooting a scene, so when people are doing filthy, dirty acts of a sexual nature in front of me, it doesn’t effect me, as I’m a professional and act in a professional manner whenever I’m around talent.

4) Life’s too short for regrets.

5) I’m such a professional and act in such a professional manner that very little of my work ends up on the cutting room floor.

6) Digital camera are powerful and full of capacity.

7) As evident by my work, I’ve never taken a class in videography.

Check out the picture of Jenni Lee, gently biting her finger, about to replace that finger with a penis just to make it go back and forth until it makes spewy all over her beautiful face. You might want to don a pair of adult diapers before you click on it, unless you have the same sort of self-control and perseverance I possess.

Ruth Blackwell is Pregnant. Or, If They Hate It, Why Do They Buy It?

Ruth Blackwell -- Pregnant

When I first got into this crazy biz, I didn’t realize how many different genres of porn were out there, and how fanatical people are about the type of porn that pushes their Horny Buttons.

I was so naive.

Oh sure, I knew there was straight porn and gay porn.

And when it came to the straight stuff, I knew there was people who got off on anal scenes, and people who got off on watching a girl getting a facial, and I knew there were total pervs who like to spank a bare bottom girl, and I knew there were amateurs who made dirty movies, and professionals who made dirty movies…and that’s about it.

No way am I gay, so that’s pretty much all I knew about gay porn. Which is to say, I knew it existed, and that’s about it.

How things have changed: blow bangs and gang bangs and girls who blow smoke in your pathetic, small-dicked face; gaping assholes and eating assholes and handjobs and footjobs and throatjobs; pooping and peeing and donkey punches; barely-legals and MILFs and Cougars and cuckolds.

And how about those silly queers? Bears and bear cubs and twinks; leather daddies and piss daddies and barebacking; cruisy toilets and men in uniforms and meat jocks; DILFs and fisting and blacks on boys.

I can go on and on, which makes me a total perv, simply cause I know this shit well enough to cite it without having rely on Google…whether or not I look at any of it.

Which I don’t. Unless I’m shooting it.

So I might as well talk about pregnant interracial sex, cause I shot it, and cause the guys who are really into interracial sex really get into girls who get knocked up by black dudes, and cause this is a porno blog, and can you think of a better topic than this?

Ruth Blackwell is pregnant.

She’s still working; she’s still evil; she’s still mean; she’s still the Black Cock Queen.

Did I mention she’s pregnant?

It’s this sort of thing that’s gonna make her site blow up, and I suppose that’s a good thing. It’s real, too, so no need to e-mail and ask me that silly question.

She’s OK doing it, cause it turns her on, and I’m sure her fans are gonna love it, too. And Ruth will find herself more fans now that ever…and, I’m sure, a few haters, too.

Remember the line in Howard Stern’s biopic, Private Parts?

“But if they hate him, why do they listen?”

It never ceases to amaze me that almost all the hate mail from all the sites I shoot originate from the members’ area feedback form.

But if they hate it, why do they buy it?

Ruth Blackwell is pregnant, and we’re shooting her one-on-one with black dudes, and we’re shooting her as she brings in white girls to get cream-pied by black dudes in hopes for another pregnancy.

Cream-pie: another fetish in which the dude cums in the girl’s pussy, instead of pulling out and shooting it all over her face, tits, ass…whatever.

Oh, cream-pies are a gay fetish, too, except the load’s going into a man’s butthole; in fact, I was on a gay set once, and they were shooting dudes filling up each other’s rear-ends, and I overheard Bottom Boi moan, “Breed my hole” as Leather Daddy Top filled him to the brim.

We all know this sort of behavior in today’s day and age borders on deplorable, but if you ask any gay producer what sells like hotcakes, well…do I really have to answer?

Oh…hey! Did I mention Ruth’s pregnant?

Ruth Blackwell -- Pregnant