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Interview with a Porn Star (#25) — Sasha Grey

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Sasha Grey

I Shoot Porn: It’s your birthday today. How’s it feel to be 19?

Sasha Grey: I’m glad that the 18 year old thing can no longer be applied to my scenes.

ISP: But it’s just a marketing tool, right?

SG: Exactly.

ISP: What kind of guitar do you play? And can you play it well?

SG: It’s a Epiphone acoustic. And I have a really shitty Strat, cause it’s not a real Fender. And I can’t play either one well at all.

ISP: Who’s the greatest guitar player ever?

SG: I’d start with Hendrix. Then Tony Iommi, and Eric Clapton. Jimmy Page. And Billy Corghan is pretty good. Peter Hook’s an amazing bass player…it’s how he stylized his playing. Not really his playing, per se. It’s his style and sound. You hear that a lot now.

ISP: Um…Corghan ain’t no Hendrix.

SG: But he’s good. And he does all the work.

ISP: So you’re saying that Japanese guy in Smashing Pumpkins didn’t work?

SG: You mean Jimmy? Yea, Billy did most of the work.

ISP: It’s not often you have a porn actress that’s into Italian neo-realism and foreign art house movies. Where’d that come from?

SG: I was always interested in film. When I was 15 I started going to an art house in Sacramento. My teacher just fed it to me. Gave me a list of movies to watch, and I did it.

ISP: Did you ever find the copy of “Salo” you were looking for?

SG: No! But Criterion’s got a sister company that’s reissuing it.

ISP: There’s a ton of porn whores from Sac Town.

SG: I know Trina Michaels is…and Monique Alexander. Someone told me that about Monique, anyway…but I dunno.

ISP: Cherry Poppens is from Sacremento. And so is Kaycee Dean…just off the top of my head.

SG: I haven’t heard of them.

ISP: Where do you want to go with porn… beyond porn. And what do you see Sasha Grey doing 5 years from now?

SG: I want to direct movies of my own. In five years I see myself doing that, and maybe still directing. Also traveling the world and making films.

ISP: You mean serious film?

SG: Yes. Indie films.

ISP: Can porn be art?

SG: Of course it can!

ISP: I totally disagree with you. But don’t get me started. What’s the dumbest thing a director’s asked you to do?

SG: Oh god! There’s many of those! Um, I had to fuck this ridiculously large dildo. And pretend it was a real cock. They’re nice people, but it’s a fake dick.

ISP: Yea, that’s dumb. At Blacks On Blondes we only use the real thing. Did you like your birthday present today?

SG: Yes! I did. It was very fulfilling!

ISP: What do you got to plug?

SG: Sasha Gray dot com — of course!

Sasha Grey

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Alexa Lynn’s Ear is Way Better than Van Gogh’s.

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Alexa Lynn Mano Job

I like Alexa Lynn.

A whole lot.

There’s a number of reasons why:

1) I shot one of her earliest scenes for Blacks On Blondes, when she was a total Porno Newbie, and it was a really hot scene cause she did so well (considering the fact that she took on Max Black and Justin Long that day, which is about 22 inches of dick).

2) Right after Justin and Max Black double-donged her, I took her and Actor Pal out to Thai dinner, and she had never eaten Thai, and it was so funny I blogged about it a long time ago, and if you want you can read it again.

3) We’ve jumped in the white van and driven out to a dirty, filthy gloryhole.

4) She’s going to be the next ass muncher at Eat Some Ass any day now.

If all those reasons weren’t enough, here’s another: recently, at a Manojob shoot, she jerked a huge dong and it blew a giant load directly into her ear.

Now, I’ve never had a wad of jizz in my ear, but if I did, I can guarantee you I wouldn’t be too happy about it. I was a bit worried Alexa might get upset, or just turn kinda bitchy, or stomp off set right away and clean it out.

But not Alexa!

She’s a true Porno Sport. A real Trooper. In fact, as the dick was blowing its wad into her ear, she didn’t point it away, nor slow down whilst jerking, nor in any way hinder the wad as it coated the side of her head, which are all tricks an experienced Porno Whore would pull if a dick was unloading a massive amount of goo into one’s ear.

I’d also like to add a few more things: this wasn’t Alexa’s first time to Manojob — here’s her first scene, where she plays an LMT massaging an injury out of a basketball player who’s hung like a horse; we laughed about her earful of jizz after it went down; and finally, I’m having Alexa back to my studio this week for my first ever “4 Bang” at Blacks on Blondes.

I’d like to tell you what a 4 Bang is, but I can’t. Cause I invented it, and if I tell everyone about it now, no doubt people will steal my ingenious idea and call it their own. Oh sure, eventually people will start shooting scenes like I’m about to shoot and call it their own…I realize that.

But I’ll derail those copy-cat bastards as long as I can.

Alexa Lynn Mano Job

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Nicky Hilton and her Gloryhole

DN The Hater writes:

I just thought of something that made me laungh but also makes me curious. I cannot watch porn while eating food…am I alone in this or does everyone feel this way?

DN! The Hater!

We finally agree on something!

I, too, cannot watch porn while I eat. Wait! Lemme back up! I don’t watch porn anymore! Really, I don’t. I know I say this a lot, but people don’t believe me! Seriously…if you’re feeling like porno’s taken over your life, here’s a few things you can do:

1) Start making porn. It’ll cure your “addiction” for sure.

2) Eat a whole bunch, cause I think DN’s onto something here. You’ll end up really fat, but at least you’ll be cured of your porno “addiction”.

It’s funny, cause when I eat, I really like to watch TV, and usually only the news. Isn’t that weird?

I can be listening to Howard Stern, but as soon as lunch is ready, Howard’s off, and CNN is on. I also can’t listen to music when I eat. I can watch a movie while I’m eating, but usually only when I eat snacks; if I’m eating dinner I usually default back to one of the major news networks (except FOX), and when I’m done it’s back to the movie…and perhaps a delightful snack.

Also, did you notice I placed the word “addiction” in quotes when I refer to it with porno? That’s cause there’s no such thing as porno “addiction”. Oh sure, you can be hung up on porn, but it’s not porn’s fault…just like it isn’t alcohol’s fault when you’re boozing too much.

Just like your gambling addiction isn’t a roulette wheel’s fault.

However, nicotine addiction kills 400,000 (or so) lives a year.

“Murder” might be a better word, since the tobacco corporations have known this for years and have spent billions trying to make it go away, all the while continuing to produce and sell it.

Why aren’t the Christians pissed off about this?

Oh! Where’s a good Porno Lobbyist in Washington DC when you need one?!

Anyway, on a completely different note, this week’s Gloryhole girl is Nicky Hilton! And please don’t get her confused with that other Hilton girl Kelly!

Just make sure you’re all done with that yummy burger and fries before you pull down your pants, surf over to Gloryhole, and rub one out to Nicky Hilton blowing a black dick about the size of her arm.

Isn’t she a cute little thing? And what’s a girl like that doing in a place like that??

Of course DN won’t be going anywhere near the site since we all know he hates Gloryhole.com more than just about anything else in the whole wide world. But that doesn’t mean I don’t like him!

As always,

Your Pal Billy

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Riley Mason Finally Does A Black Dude

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Riley Mason and a Black Guy

I get a kick out of the porno girls who “don’t do” black guys. It’s one of two reasons: either they think black people still belong on the back of the bus, in their own section at the restaurant, and they think the Blacks should have separate potties; either that, or it’s a career move.

Since I don’t need to clarify the first scenario, lemme clarify the second.

The smart porno whores — or the ones who have smart agents — keep their “do” list slim at the onset of life in porn. A life, I might add, that usually runs about 6 months, and can be significantly lower, but usually not too much higher. Some girls go a year or two or three, but not many…mainly cause it’s a tough biz, with creepy people; that or the girl gets “shot out”.

How do the smarts ones keep from getting shot out too quickly? Like I said last paragraph — don’t do a whole lot of stuff when you jump into Porno Land.

It’s a Catch-22, really, cause the girls wanna make a ton of money, and their agents wanna make a ton of money, and the quickest, easiest way to make a whole bunch of money is do it all right away: solo, hj’s, bj’s, swallow, g-g, b-g, b-b-g, gang bangs, bukkakkes, anal, interracial, double-vag, double-anal…which is just about everything I can think of off the top of my head.

Throw a new cutie-pie into Porno Land doing all that, and she’ll work until her pussy breaks…or her mind breaks — whichever comes first.

Take Riley Mason — she came into the game a while back. I don’t recall exactly, but I think I shot her first (maybe it was her second) scene for Spunkmouth; later I shot her for J.O.M.G.; and about that same time I shot her for Manojob…not once, but twice. I woulda shot her for a whole lot more…but she didn’t do a whole lot more.

Until just lately.

Cause Riley figured out early in her career that she’d be shot out if she did it all right away. So she worked it. She took all the work she could before she added interracial to her “do” list.

And I booked her. Why not? She’s still as hot as ever, and I love working with her, and Blacks On Blondes scores big with a Riley Mason interracial scene, which went live last Monday.

I still can’t book her for anal, d/p, double-vag or double-anal…yet. And who knows, maybe I’ll never be able to. I get a sneaky feeling Riley might not be in the game much longer, and frankly I don’t blame her.

She never said anything to me about it…I just got that feeling.

Let’s call it a hunch.

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Chelci Fox

T.G.P.

Thumbnail Gallery Posts. Every tightwad bastard’s cheap thrill.

The Hun. Pinkworld. VidVidVids. Thumbzilla. Gregpix. Whatever.

The cheapest guy I ever knew – to this day – was not only a friend of mine, but one of my landlords, too, and about a decade ago he came running over to my apartment cause he discovered The Hun.

“Dude, this is the greatest thing ever invented! Even better than the internet itself! The Hun! FREE PORN!!!”

I didn’t know what he was talking about, but I soon did, and sure enough – free porn.

So, with that said, I think, from time to time, I’ll make ISP a TGP. I won’t do it a lot, and I’ll only TGP the scenes I’ve shot, and this way you can come to ISP and not have to read so much – you can just sit back, click, and jack.

10 links…cause while porn’s a good thing, too much free porn is a bad thing.

So enjoy.

You pervert.

You dirty cheap bastard.

Oh, and here’s a pic of Chelci Fox, giving you a quick flash.

1) Free Movies of Spring Thomas and Kelly Wells Taking on 15 inches named Mandingo.

2) Adrianna Nicole sucking a huge black dick through a gloryhole…then playing with the stranger’s jizz.

3) Ruth Blackwell turning young Phoebe into a Black Cock Slut.

4) Katie Thomas and Riley Shy take turns on 12 inches of black meat.

5) Young Model Whitney Stevens rides a dick in my porno studio right before taking a load to the kisser.

6) As your massage therapist, Barbie Cummings knows how to relieve all your tension.

7) Totally amateur dicksucker Keesha Knight about to take a huge load to her face.

8) Riley Mason’s face can best be described here as a landing strip for semen.

9) Kaycee Dean shows off her stripper moves before sucking a whole bunch of dick.

10) In the middle of answering some fan e-mails, Chelci Fox decides to strip nude and play with herself.

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Gia Paloma Trains Heather Presley in the Art of Lesbianism

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Gia Paloma Lesbian Trainer

Since I had fucked Gia Paloma on camera for my pal, why not hire her for my brand new client — Lesbian Training.com?

I really haven’t talked about this much, so I guess this time’s as good as any. I was recently hired to start shooting content for Lesbian Training, and, to be totally honest with you, I couldn’t be happier. Don’t get me wrong — I’m totally happy shooting all the other sites, from Blacks On Blondes and Gloryhole to Spunkmouth and Manojob. But the reason I’m so psyched to shoot girl – girl luvin’ is primarily because I don’t have to wait on wood or a pop shot.

It can be a real pain in the ass when you’re shooting male talent and they’re having a problem performing. It happens quite a bit, too…more than you’d imagine. I can’t blame the dudes, either, although there’s times I lose my patience with them…especially the newbies who think they can walk on set and just fuck a porn whore silly without any problems.

When there’s only girls on set, there’s no wood…and no pops. And no waiting around.

Which isn’t to say shooting lesbians is easy; in fact, I really think if you’re not into watching whatever porn it is you’re shooting, well…you can easily fuck shit up.

And the last thing I want to do with a new client is fuck shit up.

That’s the real reason I called Gia first. Really — it had nothing to do with our on-screen fucking. It had everything to do with her being a master of the craft…and I say that with all sincerity.

Once I got Gia, I had to find a bottom. A trainee. A girl who had no idea — at least from looking at her — about the ways of Sapphic love.

Enter Heather Presley.

When I saw Heather’s pic, she just looked like the type who likes girls, but had never had a lezbo encounter. Which is to say she’s a tomboy. I imagined Heather being the type that hung out with someone like her older brother, and got into dirt clod fights with her guy pals, and let them feel her up afterward, but always really wanted to hook up with the cute cheerleader who lived in the cul-de-sac and dated the quarterback of the football team.

I think have a good eye. Cause that was just about the case. And Gia ate her up alive. It also didn’t hurt that Heather was totally into Gia and was excited to have Gia fuck her on camera. Really excited. Heather showed up at my studio totally excited, to the point that her pussy was wet. Off-screen attractions like that only add the scene.

I won’t get into specifics here, but if you’re into girl-girl shit you really need to check the scene out. I will say this: Gia pulled out a Hitachi vibrator, and that toy sent Heather into multiple orgasms. If you don’t have one of these at your house, I’d seriously go buy one.

In fact, I did — for real. They’re $54 bucks and I guarantee you it’s the best 54 smacks you’ll spend on a girl. With the Hitachi in my pad, I no loner have to worry about my totally average wiener not being able to satisfy whoever it is I’m lucky enough to actually get into my bedroom…which, if things continue as they have in the past, it’ll be 2011 before I get to use it.

Gia Paloma Lesbian Trainer

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The Cripples

Jack writes:

Hello Mr. Watson. My Name is Jack. I’m just wondering if you may need an actor to eather co star with any of you’re porno lady stars. Because I’m looking for work/I thought that you might be Interetsed. I’m 5 feet 10 inches high. I weigh 234 lbs. I’m alittle over weight but i have the streanth of 4 men my size. I also have a hard dick that’s big enough to fit my hand. So if you need another actor. Oh! i should mention that i also have a slight Disability. But that won’t stop me from taking Direction. Please e-mail me back at this e-mail address. Thank you for you’rwe time.

Hi Jack!

Funny you write…I was just talking to some business partners about starting a site in which an overweight disabled man with the strength of four men and a small dick fucks porno lady stars. I said we should call it “Crippys on Chippys”, but they found my idea highly offensive and asked me to leave. Oh well. Sorry I can’t be of any help.

Your pal – Billy

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Jasmine Tame and her Cuckold

Trixa The Honky Cuckold writes:

whats up billy its the honky trixta again, long time since i wrote and found out to my disappointment that you would not help me on my quest to be the newest and most frail weenied cuckhold of them all. i just finished watching some spring thomas and i jacked off twice. Two big loads(for a white guy) so i know im not just talkin with my dick while im writing all this. i really feal im a genuine white guy who appreciates a good white chick that fucks the brothas, black cock whores that please black dudes hand and foot. i jerk off when i come home from the office because i have to have some kinda release from being hard all day watching hot white bitches flirting with all the buff brothas. There not even in high positions, shit some of them are in the mailroom, yet smokin hot white chicks are sizing them up ovulating and strategically positioning themselves for that black baby batter in their pussies. I figure if you cant beet em join em. I dont just wanna sit back while this whole takeover of Negroes is producing fatherless mulatto children , i wanna be a part of the action. Thats why i would be very excited to do my part by acting out the wimpy honky who gets robbed abused (both by the negros and the white girls who submit to them) and then showing my level on the food chain,by eating her box and asshole out after the negros have had their fill. Now as a person like yourself who could appreciate this threw the lens and live entertainment is it to much to ask that you help me make this possible. It will be like apollo creed giving rocky an unknown nobody underdog a chance to fight in the ring. Pass this letter on to spring and all the brothas and see what they have to say, they just might wanna give this little non girthy inky winky pencil dick honky a chance. thank you

Trixa?

I’m sorry. I don’t think I’ve ever heard from you. Perhaps your e-mail ended up in my bulk e-mails, and I trashed it? Anyway, I’m not a huge fan of cuckoldry; I just give the fans what they ask for. I remember shooting my first Spring Thomas Cuckold Movie. It was really fun and really weird at the same time. Since then, I’ve done it a bunch. In fact, members like it so much we’re starting a whole site around a girl and her cuckold lovers. Think you’re going to like it, my friend. Too bad I can’t tell you more.

I get a lot of e-mails from hapless white boy cuckolds like yourself, and while I try to include them in my movies, I’m always a bit hesitant…for a few reasons. You’re probably a complete creep and someone I really don’t want to be around; in addition, you probably live far away from my studio and can’t get here; finally, you were probably drunk when you wrote this, and since you’ve nutted from the thought of someone reading your fantasy, your head is clear now, and you really don’t want to subject yourself to actually carrying out your cuckoldry on camera, for the whole world to watch.

And remember, Trixa, most fantasies are best at being just that — a fantasy.

Your pal, Billy

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